Self-proclaimed...
...artificial human made by aliens.
Self-proclaimed...
...time traveling girl.
Self-proclaimed...
...squad of esper boys.
Each one...
...has shown me honest proof of their identity.
Good morning!
Apparently, the three of them, each for their own reasons...
Kyon-kun!
...have been focusing on Suzumiya Haruhi.
Wake up already!
Come on!
Even if I accept everything that's happened or been said...
You'll be late!
...there is still one thing I just don't get.
Hurry up!
Why me?
Aliens, time travelers...
...and the esper boys are swarming around Haruhi...
...because, according to Koizumi...
...she wished for it to happen.
Then what about me?
Why have I...
...been dragged into this bizarre mess?
I'm off!
I'm a 100% genuine...
...ordinary high school student.
No special powers or anything.
Good morning!
Who came up with this scenario?
Was it you, Haruhi?
Yeah, right.
It's no concern of mine.
Why should I have to worry about this crap?
It looks like everything is Haruhi's fault.
In that case...
...she should be the one who has to worry about this, not me.
And as for Nagato, Koizumi, and Asahina-san...
...they should just tell everything directly to her.
Whatever happens to the world afterwards...
...will be Haruhi's responsibility...
...and have nothing to do with me.
Run around all you want.
Just don't get me involved.
Yo!
Taniguchi.
I'm a normal high school student, right?
Not too sure about that.
A normal high school student...
...wouldn't push down a girl in an empty classroom.
And it was Nagato Yuki, an A- by my ranking.
I explained.
The story going through Taniguchi's mind...
...is delusion, fantasy, and completely fictional.
Nagato was the unfortunate victim...
...when the literary club clubroom was turned into Haruhi's base.
She was troubled...
...so she came to me for help.
I had to sympathize with her sincere request...
...so I felt I should help out the poor girl.
We decided to discuss remedial measures in the classroom...
...after Haruhi had gone home.
Then Nagato's chronic anemia kicked in and she fainted...
...so I quickly put myself between her and the floor, which was when...
...you happened to barge in, Taniguchi.
Indeed, once the truth has been brought to light...
...it seems like such a trivial thing.
Liar.
Bah.
Bah
Even if I believe your lies...
...the fact that the antisocial Nagato Yuki would come to you for help...
...already makes you not normal.
Nagato was that famous, huh?
Plus, you're one of Suzumiya's people.
If you can be considered a normal high school student...
...then I'm as normal as a water flea.
Say, Taniguchi.
Can you use ESP?
I see...
You've finally been infected by Suzumiya's poison...
Stay away from me...
I'll catch Suzumiya.
Why aren't you getting changed?
Because it's hot.
Who cares.
I'll have to change again once I get to the clubroom anyway.
And I have cleaning duty later, and it's easier to move in these.
Guess that makes sense.
What should we have Mikuru-chan wear next?
After bunny and maid...
...the next would be...
Wait!
There's more?
Kitty ears?
Nurse outfit?
Or perhaps a queen?
Kitty ears...
Nurse outfit...
Or a que—
Dumb face.
You're the one who brought up the subject.
Seriously...
It's so boring...
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I see.
That's what she meant.
Did you just figure something out?
No. It's nothing.
Huh?
What is this?
Jacked up!
Why is my name on here?
What's inside?
Show me, show me!
Uh, this is just, well...
I wonder what this is.
I'm sure it's nothing important.
Sounds like a lie.
Asahina-san.
Could you let go...
Geez.
Come on.
Just for a bit!
Okay? Okay?
Pretty please?
What are you people doing?
So maids turn you on?
What are you talking about?
I'm going to get changed.
Go ahead.
I said I'm going to get changed!
What about it?
Get out!
What's with her?
She never has any qualms about changing in the classroom.
My arms and shoulders feel cool...
...but this outfit doesn't allow much ventilation!
Oh?
Was today a costume party?
Don't complicate the situation.
Mikuru-chan.
Sit down here.
They almost look like a pair of close sisters.
She probably just wants to turn her into a maid with braids.
In the end...
...it was what you would call an ordinary day.
We didn't know what we wanted to do.
We didn't know what we should do.
We just let the clock tick by...
A moratorium sort of life.
The everyday happenings...
...of a natural world.
While I did feel a bit dissatisfied...
...when nothing was going on...
I could just tell myself, "Oh well. There's still plenty of time."
And aimlessly look to the next day and repeat.
But still...
...this had its own sort of essence of the unordinary...
...and really wasn't too bad.
As for almost getting killed by a classmate...
...and encountering some rampaging monster in a gray, uninhabited world...
...those things just don't happen that often.
That's right.
I wanted everything to stay this way.
Wouldn't anyone agree...
...normally?
But there was someone who didn't agree.
You know who.
Suzumiya Haruhi.
What are you doing?
Scissors!
I need them for art tomorrow!
Okay.
Just say something first next time.
Premeditated crime, huh?
Incidentally...
...do you know why people dream?
Sleep...
...rotates between cycles...
...of REM and non-REM stages.
When the body is resting...
...and the brain semi-active, you're in REM sleep...
This is when we dream.
Kyon.
Kyon!
My alarm clock hasn't gone off yet.
Wake up!
Don't wanna.
I told you to wake your ass up!
Do you know where we are?
I thought I had woken up...
...but then I found myself in this place...
...and you were lying down next to me.
What's going on?
Why are we at school?
Closed space.
I know I was sleeping in my bed...
...so how did I end up here?
And the sky looks strange...
Did you see Koizumi?
No...
Why?
No reason.
Just asking.
For now, let's escape from the school.
We might run into someone somewhere.
You don't seem very surprised.
I'm surprised.
Especially at the fact that you're here.
What is this!?
It extends all the way around the school premises.
So we can't get out?
If you're scared...
...you might as well just cling to my arm.
Creates more of an atmosphere.
Stupid.
Doesn't seem to work.
That's what I figured.
Kyon...
Look.
Where are we...
This gives me the creeps.
Want tea?
Don't want any.
What's going on?
What is this?
I don't get it.
Where are we?
Why am I in this place?
And why is it just you and me?
Hell if I know.
I'm going to go explore a bit!
You stay here.
I'll be right back!
Guess that's typical of her.
Koizumi?
Well, hello.
Took you long enough.
I was expecting you to appear in a more tangible form...
Regarding that...
I need to tell you a few things.
I'll be frank.
This is an abnormal situation.
When it's normal closed space...
...I am easily able to gain entry.
However...
...I could only appear in this incomplete form this time...
...and it was only after borrowing the power of all of my colleagues.
And it probably won't last very long.
The powers that rest within us...
...are beginning to disappear.
What's going on?
Are Haruhi and I the only ones here?
Precisely.
What we feared has already begun to happen.
Suzumiya-san...
...has finally given up on the current world...
...and decided to create a new world.
In other words...
...we're on the brink of Armageddon.
What was that!?
The higher-ups in our organization are in a state of panic.
Nobody knows what will happen to our world...
...once it has lost its God.
If Suzumiya-san is feeling merciful...
...our world may continue to exist without change.
But it could also return to nothing in the next second.
Why did this...
Who knows.
In any case...
...you and Suzumiya-san...
...have completely vanished from our world.
You are not in ordinary closed space.
It is an entirely new dimension created by Suzumiya-san.
Perhaps all the previous instances of closed space...
...were merely practice runs.
The world you are in is probably the manifestation...
...nearest to the world Suzumiya-san desires.
Though we aren't sure what it is that she wants.
Indeed, who knows what will happen.
Why am I in this place?
Do you really...
...not know?
You have been chosen by Suzumiya-san.
The only person from the old world...
...Suzumiya-san truly wanted to be with.
I thought that you had realized this long ago.
It would appear that I'm almost out of time.
The way things look now...
...I probably won't be seeing you again.
Do I have to live in this gray world...
...all alone with Haruhi?
Adam and Eve.
If you reproduce enough it'll work out?
I'll smack you.
Just a joke.
I would assume...
...that you should soon see a familiar-looking world.
However...
...it probably won't be entirely the same.
Well...
If I happen to be born into the new world...
...please look after me.
We can no longer go back to the old world?
If Suzumiya-san desires it...
...then perhaps.
The possibility is slim though.
As for myself...
...I would have liked to spend more time with you and Suzumiya-san...
...so I regret this turn of events.
Ah, that's right.
I was asked to deliver messages from Asahina Mikuru and Nagato Yuki.
Asahina Mikuru wanted to apologize.
"I'm sorry. It's all my fault."
Nagato Yuki said to turn on the computer.
Then, I'll be going.
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What are you telling me to do, Nagato?
Koizumi?
Kyon!
Something's here!
What is that!?
A monster!?
It isn't a mirage, right?
Maybe it's an alien!
Or the revival of some super weapon developed by an ancient race!
Hey! What are you doing?
Say.
Do you think it'll attack us?
I don't think...
...it's anything evil.
Dunno.
What is all this, seriously?
This weird world...
...and that giant...
Don't you want to go back to our old world?
We can't stay in this place for the rest of our lives.
Doesn't look like there's a place to eat when we get hungry.
It's kind of strange...
...but I get the feeling it'll work itself out.
I wonder why.
I'm having fun right now.
What about the SOS Brigade?
It's the club you made.
You're just gonna ditch it?
That doesn't matter anymore.
After all, look.
I'm having this really fun experience right now.
There's no need to go look for anything mysterious anymore!
I want to go back.
I found out something after being thrown into this situation.
I may complain all the time...
...but I actually liked how my life was.
Including that idiot Taniguchi and Kunikida...
Koizumi, Nagato, and Asahina-san...
You can even...
...include the vanished Asakura.
What are you talking about...
I want to see them again.
I feel like I still have so many things I have to tell them.
I'm sure we'll see them.
This world won't be covered in darkness forever.
The sun will rise tomorrow.
I can tell.
That's not what I mean.
I don't mean in this world.
I want to see the old them...
...in the old world.
I don't get it.
Weren't you fed up with that boring world!?
Didn't you want something more interesting to happen!?
I did indeed.
You know, Haruhi.
I've been through some really...
...interesting experiences the past few days.
You probably don't know anything...
...but you could say that the world is revolving around you.
You just didn't know...
...but the world was definitely moving in an interesting direction.
Nagato said...
"The potential for evolution."
According to Asahina-san she was a "time warp."
Koizumi treated her as "God. "
Then what about me?
What does the person Suzumiya Haruhi...
...mean to me?
Haruhi is Haruhi and nobody else.
I'm not gonna use such tautology to dodge the question.
But...
...I don't happen to have a decisive answer.
Isn't that natural?
If someone points to the classmate sitting behind you...
...and asks, "What is she to you?"
How are you supposed to respond?
No, sorry.
Guess that's still dodging the question.
Haruhi isn't just a classmate to me.
Of course, she isn't the potential for evolution...
...or a time warp...
...much less God.
Couldn't possibly be!
Do you know what Snow White is?
What is it...
Actually...
Ponytails turn me on.
What?
That ponytail you had back whenever...
...looked so good it was criminal.
Are you retarded?
The hell was that dream!?
Freud would have a field day with this!
The most realistic dream I've ever had....?
Or...
This is no longer the old world.
It's the new world Haruhi created?
If that's the case...
...is there a way for me to confirm that?
Yo.
How you doing?
I feel miserable.
I had a nightmare last night.
I ended up not getting any sleep.
I've never wanted to skip school as badly as I do today.
Oh, really?
Haruhi.
What?
Looks good on you.
The answer is always in my heart.
The Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi
I wonder why... I'm the one who chose you.
I must be grateful to you.
It looks like I won't be out of a job just yet.
It can no longer be stopped. Destiny was determined long ago.
Well, we can't discount the possibility that this world was...
...newly created last night.
I believe
In any case...
...I feel privileged to meet you and Suzumiya-san again.
Doing what everyone else does is no fun.
I'll see you after school.
You'll be right!
You and Suzumiya Haruhi...
Only do the things you can truly experience.
...disappeared from this world for two and a half hours.
How many others like you...
...are on Earth?
It's an adventure, right? Right?
Many.
Will another one like Asakura attack me?
We live in a world where truth becomes fiction.
Dreams are what you make strong.
Don't worry.
I won't let them.
It isn't for someone else.
It's the beginning, right? It's the beginning, right!?
Kyon-kun!
Like how beauty illuminates the dark,
I'm so glad I could see you again...
You and I are on the middle of an adventure.
I thought you'd never...
...be able to return to this world...
Asahina-san.
Let's advance together freely, through thick and thin,
We... We mustn't!
If Suzumiya-san sees us like this...
...it'll happen all over again!
I don't understand what you mean!
And go beyond reality.
The present today that became the past tomorrow is a miracle.
That's right, Asahina-san.
You have a star-shaped mole around this spot on your chest, right?
A definite future...
H-How did you know!?
Let's take hold of the future.
I never knew it was shaped like a star!
Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-When did you see it!?
I believe you...
What are you people doing?
Mikuru-chan.
You're probably sick of the maid outfit, right?
Come on.
Time to change!
Stop struggling!
Resistance is futile.
This time, you'll be a nurse. A nurse!
A nurse.
Or do they say hospital attendant these days?
Doesn't matter.
It means the same thing!
Let's talk a little about what happened afterwards.
I finally turned in...
...the paperwork for chartering the SOS Brigade...
...into the student council.
The save the world by overloading it with fun...
....Suzumiya Haruhi's Brigade...
...would definitely be rejected...
...so I arbitrarily changed the name to...
...the support the student body by overworking to make the world a better place Student Service Brigade.
The city-wide "magical mystery patrol" is also going strong.
Today would be the second occurrence.
By some freak coincidence...
...Asahina-san, Nagato, and Koizumi were all suddenly unable to go.
So I'm waiting for Haruhi myself.
I arrived an hour before the meeting time.
Because the person who arrives last...
...is fined, regardless of whether that person's late or not.
Is the scowl on her face...
...lamenting the low attendance...
...or lamenting her failure in arriving after me?
I'll have plenty of time to ask later.
While Haruhi treats me at the café.
In fact...
...I have a number of things I want to talk to her about.
Like what kind of activities she has planned for the SOS Brigade.
The costumes I'd like to see Asahina-san in, etcetera etcetera.
But well, when it comes down to it.
I already know what I'm going to tell her first.
Yes, for now...
I'm planning on telling her about aliens, time travelers, and espers.