shinryaku shinryaku shinryaku shinryaku shinryaku shinryaku IKA musume
侵略!侵略!侵略!侵略!侵略!侵略! イカ娘!
Invade, invade, invade, invade, invade, invade, Ika Musume Kyun!~
KIRAKIRA na umi to kaze kagayaku ATORIUMU
キラキラな海と風 輝くアトリウム
The sea and the wind are sparkling, and the atrium is shining.
minna de atsumatte hajimemashou hajimemashou
みんなで集まって はじめましょ はじめましょ
Everyone, come together! Let's begin this! Let's begin this!
HORAHORA soko no KIMI wagamama na taido de
ホラホラそこのキミ、我侭な態度で
Oh, look. You there! What's with your selfish attitude?
ochitari ITAKU shitara IKAN desho IKAN desho
おちたりイタクしたら イカんでしょ イカんでしょ
It's not good if you miss it and get lost. You can't do that, right? You can't do that, right?
honto wa motto yasashii kimochi wo motteru deshou anata mo
ほんとはもっと優しい気持ちを 持ってるでしょう あなたも
The truth is that you also can be kind, right?
hitori bocchi mo umi no heiwa mo
ひとりぼっちも 海の平和も
I'll protect the solitude, the peaceful sea,
ICHIGEN KIGEN mo shiawase mo mamorimasu
イチゲン キゲンも 幸せも守ります!
our limits, our deadlines and our happiness!
IIKANJI MUTEKI ni SUSUME
イーカンジ☆ムテキに☆ススメ
Feeling good! Let's march as though we're invincible.
IIKANJI MUJAKI ni SUSUME
イーカンジ☆ムジャキに☆ススメ
Feeling good! Let's march as though we're innocent.
higashi no shima ittara otakara ippai daishouri
東の島行ったら お宝いっぱい 大勝利!
If we go to the east island, we'll find lots of treasures and a great victory!
IIKANJI MUBOO ni SUSUME
イーカンジ☆ムボーに☆ススメ
Feeling good! Let's march as though we're reckless.
IIKANJI MUCHUU ni SUSUME
イーカンジ☆ムチューに☆ススメ
Feeling good! Let's march as though we're in a daze.
danjouseki ureshii kono mama tenka wo torena IKA
誕生席嬉しい このまま天下を取れなイカ?
I'm happy with the best seat in the house, so can't just I seize the entire world like this?
shinryaku kouryaku keikaku seikou shinryaku kouryaku IKA musume
侵略 攻略 計画 成功! 侵略 攻略 イカ娘
Invade! Capture! Plan! Success! Invade! Capture! Ika Musume Kyun!~
18th Yuigahama
Beach Volleyball Tournament
Mixed Teams!
Great Prizes!
It's already time for this year's beach volleyball tournament.
I want the 3D TV!
It's a gamer's dream to be able to play games in 3D!
What the squid is a 3D TV?
Well, you see the picture in 3D.
3D?
Wow! The 3D TV is squidly mine!
Ika Musume
If we're going to do this, we're going for gold.
Ika Musume
Aizawa Eiko
Squid for the win!
OK!
You feeling lucky, squid?
18th Annual Beach
Volleyball Tournament
An Ika-Musume-chasing team?
As promised, if we win, you have to come to my lab.
I never squidding promised that!
I'm going to win the 3D TV.
Then...
It's against the rules to have three people on a team.
Since we graduated from MIT with top scores,
there is nothing...
...we can't do!
Yahoo!
It's a new version.
It's sadder than the previous version.
If it were surfing, I wouldn't lose to anyone, but...
This is my first time playing volleyball, too.
I won't lose to an invader!
If we win, we'll give you the TV, Ika-neechan.
Don't underestimate our ability to save lives.
The beach is our home ground.
Chizuru, you're not playing?
I'm everybody's manager. So, good luck!
We will now begin the volleyball tournament!
That's cheating! Using your tentacles is against the rules!
My tentacles are part of my body.
You can use any part of your body to receive.
Even though you two are grown-ups, you are so lame for going all out against kids.
I guess you two really want the 3D TV...
Yay! We did it!
Ika Musume Eiko
Takeru Yuuta
Go, Ika Musume!
Attack!
Leave it to me!
Bring it!
Attack me... more...
Ika Musume Eiko
Cindy Sanae
Just stay there!
Try receiving the serve of the top of MIT!
What's MIT got to do with this?
I bet they're going to use some squidly weird gadgets again.
This is a completely indestructible ball.
It's impossible to hit this ball back.
Your tentacles will be torn to shreds.
Yes, we can!
Ika Musume Eiko
MIT
Mama!
I'll be back!
I shall return!
Ika-chan, go easy on us!
Oh man, it's hard to spike my best friend.
Best friend?
Who are you?
Oh no, maybe they'll gang up on me and...
Geso.
Ika Musume Eiko
Nagisa Kiyomi
No!
Wait, Nagisa-san!
Here!
Hey, shooting toothpicks is against the rules!
This time the theme is "Attentive Ika Musume".
The tentacles can dispense warm and cold towels.
The mouth can shoot chilli oil.
That does sound useful for serving people,
but it's useless in beach volleyball!
Ika Musume Eiko
South Wind
Hey, wait!
I guess she's still not over her shyness.
We've finally arrived at the climax of this beach volleyball tournament!
The final match is between Lemon House by the Sea's team and the Life Saver team!
Gorou!
Leave it to me!
It's not very gentlemanly to hit a girl on purpose!
If you're going to use tentacles, we won't hold back either.
Besides, there are no genders in a match!
Gorou-san.
Chizuru-san...
What happened to "there are no genders in a match"?
Damn!
Ika Musume Eiko
Gorou Isozaki
Ika Musume Eiko
Gorou Isozaki
Ika Musume Eiko
Gorou Isozaki
Ika Musume Eiko
Gorou Isozaki
This is the 10th match point! Will this one decide the winner?
The 3D TV is squidding ours.
Not so fast!
Here it comes!
Y-You are...
Noh Mask Rider Hannya!
I'm Eiko.
Th-That was you?
What are you babbling about?!
Gorou!
This is it!
Ika Musume-chan, up high!
Got it.
Here I come.
Geso!
The ball... exploded...
Ika Musume Eiko
Gorou Isozaki
The winner is Team Lemon!
We did it!
Good for you, Ika Musume-chan.
Are you...
I'm Eiko.
Huh?
I can't squidly eat it.
Obviously.
A large order of fried noodles, please.
Snow cone with sweet milk, please.
Yokohama ramen and steamed dumplings.
The cutlet curry and baby anchovies on rice are done.
I'll take those out right away!
Man, it's packed...
Gorou-niichan!
Oh, sorry Gorou, can you come back later?
Quite the squidicament we're in.
I'm so tired.
It's rather late, but let's have lunch.
Ika Musume-chan, Nagisa-chan, can you two take these?
Sure.
Got it...
What are you doing?
Huh?
What's wrong, Ika-neechan?
My tentacles won't move.
But they were moving just a moment ago!
I wonder what's wrong.
Did they run out of batteries?
They aren't battery-powered!
Maybe they're tired because you were working so hard earlier.
Do they feel tired or heavy?
They do feel tired and heavy...
It might be something like a cramp.
How's that?
I don't feel anything.
Eat some shrimp!
They'll be better after you take in some nutrients!
How is it?
Shrimp are always yummy!
No, I mean your tentacles.
How about the old tradition of bathing in the sea?
In old times, people bathed in the sea...
...because they believed it had medicinal properties.
How is it?
If it's come to this, I guess it's time for the last resort.
Hello, it's Eiko. Sanae, I have a favour to ask-
Ika-chan!
This is what they call shock therapy. Ika Musume won't put up with Sanae's-
Ika-neechan, the flappy things! Remember?
Oh, yeah!
Flappies won't work either, huh?
1.2 lux. About the same brightness as the moon.
She was easily reaching 40,000 lux before.
So her firefly squid powers don't work, either.
Could this be considered devolution?
This might be devolution.
From the perspective of a top MIT graduate, I think it's devolution.
Devolution?
It means that in order to adapt to her new life and environment on land,
she's losing unnecessary functions.
I guess you can just hit someone with your hand instead of the flappy things.
You can use electric light instead of bioluminescence.
And you can use your hands instead of your tentacles.
It's not that squidding simple!
Speaking of which, without your squid powers, you'll be nothing but an annoying brat.
That's horrible!
Yeah, that's horrible!
Even without her squid powers, Ika-chan has a wonderful affiliation!
Affiliation?
A cute girl who's cosplaying as a squid...
A squid cosplay. That's way too niche!
How about a cute girl cosplaying as a Squidian?
You too?!
I can still spit squid ink!
It's no good.
The flavour, aroma and quantity are deficient. I can't serve this.
But it's really strange that this devolution happened so rapidly.
No need to worry.
We will investigate it!
Hey!
I won't be able to invade with this body.
The question is, do I withdraw, or do I stay here?
Is it better to retreat for now and wait for a better opportunity?
Even if it can't be shown on a map,
from an emotional standpoint,
I already conquered this area a long time ago.
If they say that they want me to stay here,
I have no reason to say no.
If I stay here, I don't think I will be able to get better.
I'm thinking about returning to the sea for a while.
No, I don't want you to, Ika-neechan!
Yeah, you're already a part of our family now!
We'll do anything, so please don't go!
It can't be squidly helped, since you put it that way....
That's for the best.
Yeah, I don't think it'll get better here.
We'll be lonely.
It's for your sake.
I don't have the right or qualification to stop you.
I won't forget about you.
Send me letters, OK?
See you again.
Good luck!
Well, I'm really going back, then...
Take care.
If you're drowning, don't panic.
Will Ika-neechan be OK?
Yes.
She'll be back in no time, anyway.
She does get lonely quickly.
Yeah, she does.
It's so cute that she's being so headstrong.
Now, shall we make tonight's dinner her favourite shrimp curry?
Ika-neechan's definitely going to love that!
Hey, Ika Musume, how long do you plan on showing off?
Ika-chan!
Ika Musume-chan!
Welcome to Yuigahama Beach
Always take home your trash
An even worse squidicament?
It's been quite a while since then.
This place has become totally normal.
It's always been a normal place.
Well, I won't deny that it's got pretty quiet.
I wonder what she's doing.
I hope she's doing well.
I can't believe she really went back.
I am claiming this house as a base to take over the squidly surface-
no, the whole universe!
You... Ika Musume!
Ika-neechan!
Ika-chan!
Don't make us worry like that! Where have you been?!
Ika Musume! We missed you!
Ika, you had me so worried!
Huh?
The surface world and the human race are too small for me.
I am going to become the ruler of the universe!
Fantastic! You're going to take the first step to becoming extra-terrestrial life!
No matter how you change, I'll be on your side!
Um, those...
Ika-neechan, where are your tentacles?
They weren't tentacles any more.
Since they were like human hair, I don't sq- need them any more.
You cut them off yourself?
Since they weren't working, they didn't grow back.
Are you OK with that, Ika Musume?
And the way you're talking is super unnatural.
What part is odd?
I am Ika Musume, but now I'm Ika Musume Mk-II.
I squi- stopped the squidly speech.
You don't have to force it, you know?
I'm not forcing it.
In any case, I'm really glad Ika Musume-chan is back.
Even if she can't use her tentacles or spit squid ink.
That's right.
I can make it even without my tentacles!
Thank you.
No problem.
Ika Musume, these all need to go to table 4.
Got it.
You...
You've totally gotten used to using your hands.
Yeah...
Wrong.
This is...
...wrong!
Takeru, what are you talking about?
Ika-neechan isn't like this!
Ika-neechan's more energetic and has a big mouth.
She keeps screwing up but doesn't let that get her down.
This Ika-neechan now isn't Ika-neechan at all!
Eek!
Takeru!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, too.
I feel like I'm just getting worse.
I don't think that's true.
Who are you?
Sorry for talking to you out of the blue. May I sit next to you?
Did you come to conquer the surface world?
That's squidly right!
I am squidly going to punish the evil humans who pollute the sea!
But my squid powers disappeared,
and I don't know what to do.
Evil humans...
After you actually met humans,
you met good humans as well, right?
You say you don't know what to do, but that's not true.
You should do what you want to do.
That's the most important thing.
What I want to do?
You'll be fine.
I think you should simply do what you think is right.
Hey, Ika Musume. Let's go swimming!
Oh, it's time for me to go.
S-Sure...
Oh, by the way.
You're not alone.
Keep that in mind.
Do you know her?
No, it's my first squidly time meeting her.
That way really is better.
The squid talk.
It throws me off when you try to pull that normal talk.
The sea is this planet's only unexplored frontier.
That's where the secret to the birth of extra-terrestrial life is hidden!
Yes! I don't believe that Ika Musume is the last one!
There's a chance that there is a Giant Ika Musume, an Octopus Girl or a Jellyfish Girl!
Or even a Dragon-God's Servant Girl!
Here we go!
You're not alone.
This is weird.
What happened?
Ika Musume, get aw-
Eiko!
You...
Ika Musume is back.
That was your doing, wasn't it?
Help! Help me!
Mama!
We're sorry! We're really sorry!
What should we do? Forgive them?
I guess you could say that I got my squid powers back...
...because Eiko almost drowned.
You heard her: It can't be helped. I guess we have to forgive you.
Thank you! Thank you so much!
I look forward to staying with you again.
If I start to feel bad again,
I'll just toss you into the squidly sea.
In the end, this just shows...
...that I'm the universal existence that can control not only the sea,
but also the surface world!
Don't be so cocky!
Ouch!
waratteiru ima ga itooshikute
笑っている 今が愛おしくて
I'm laughing now, and it's lovely.
hitori janai to omotta
ひとりじゃないと思った
I realised I'm not alone.
hajimari wa subete guuzen de sore wa kiseki no meguriai
始まりはすべて偶然で それは奇跡のめぐり逢い
In the beginning, everything was a coincidence. Our meeting was, too.
deatta koro wa tesaguri de demo kawasu kotoba ga ureshikute
出逢った頃は手探りで でも交わす言葉が嬉しくて
When we met, I fumbled my way through, but I'm happy with the words we exchanged.
dare ka ga jibun no namae o yobu
誰かが自分の名前を呼ぶ
Someone calls out my name.
atarashii sekai ga mawari hajimeru
新しい世界が回り始める
A new world begins to turn.
deatta koto shinjiru koto
出逢ったこと 信じること
Meeting and believing...
atarimae no you de sore ga muzukashii
あたりまえのようで それが難しい
...seem to be natural, yet they're difficult.
waratteiru ima ga itooshikute
笑っている 今が愛おしくて
I'm laughing now, and it's lovely.
hitori janai to omotta
ひとりじゃないと思った
I realised I'm not alone.
Doki Fansubs Original subs: Crunchyroll Song Translator: Sky_breakerz K-timer: Pahndamonium Typesetting: Aachi, Teg Editor: Pawprint Encoder: Ixlone Translator Checker: Nanakoto Timing: Ixlone, TloskPD QC: Akashic, Calyrica