shinryaku shinryaku shinryaku shinryaku shinryaku shinryaku IKA musume
侵略!侵略!侵略!侵略!侵略!侵略! イカ娘!
Invade, invade, invade, invade, invade, invade, Ika Musume Kyun!~
KIRAKIRA na umi to kaze kagayaku ATORIUMU
キラキラな海と風 輝くアトリウム
The sea and the wind are sparkling, and the atrium is shining.
minna de atsumatte hajimemashou hajimemashou
みんなで集まって はじめましょ はじめましょ
Everyone, come together! Let's begin this! Let's begin this!
HORAHORA soko no KIMI wagamama na taido de
ホラホラそこのキミ、我侭な態度で
Oh, look. You there! What's with your selfish attitude?
ochitari ITAKU shitara IKAN desho IKAN desho
おちたりイタクしたら イカんでしょ イカんでしょ
It's not good if you miss it and get lost. You can't do that, right? You can't do that, right?
honto wa motto yasashii kimochi wo motteru deshou anata mo
ほんとはもっと優しい気持ちを 持ってるでしょう あなたも
The truth is that you also can be kind, right?
hitori bocchi mo umi no heiwa mo
ひとりぼっちも 海の平和も
I'll protect the solitude, the peaceful sea,
ICHIGEN KIGEN mo shiawase mo mamorimasu
イチゲン キゲンも 幸せも守ります!
our limits, our deadlines and our happiness!
IIKANJI MUTEKI ni SUSUME
イーカンジ☆ムテキに☆ススメ
Feeling good! Let's march as though we're invincible.
IIKANJI MUJAKI ni SUSUME
イーカンジ☆ムジャキに☆ススメ
Feeling good! Let's march as though we're innocent.
higashi no shima ittara otakara ippai daishouri
東の島行ったら お宝いっぱい 大勝利!
If we go to the east island, we'll find lots of treasures and a great victory!
IIKANJI MUBOO ni SUSUME
イーカンジ☆ムボーに☆ススメ
Feeling good! Let's march as though we're reckless.
IIKANJI MUCHUU ni SUSUME
イーカンジ☆ムチューに☆ススメ
Feeling good! Let's march as though we're in a daze.
danjouseki ureshii kono mama tenka wo torena IKA
誕生席嬉しい このまま天下を取れなイカ?
I'm happy with the best seat in the house, so can't just I seize the entire world like this?
shinryaku kouryaku keikaku seikou shinryaku kouryaku IKA musume
侵略 攻略 計画 成功! 侵略 攻略 イカ娘
Invade! Capture! Plan! Success! Invade! Capture! Ika Musume Kyun!~
Where did I put it?
What are you looking for?
This doll I got when I was a kid apparently goes for a premium with collectors now.
Not that I want to sell it, but I thought I'd take it out.
I ink that's a doll?
Oh, there it is.
Here.
It's creepy!
Hey, hey. Don't be so mean.
These used to be really popular, you know?
They're called Johnny and Depp.
I was happy when I got one.
I don't squidly get it.
Since I found it, I guess I'll put it up in my room.
It's about time for bed.
Y-Yeah.
I feel its eyes on me.
It should be okay if I turn it around only while I sleep.
Now I can calm down and sleep.
Huh?
I'm sure I turned it around last night.
Eiko, did you turn it back?
No, I didn't touch it.
I must have squimagined it.
Good morning.
What happened, Ika Musume-chan?
Is everything okay, Ika-neechan?
What's the matter, Ika Musume?
Th-The doll! The doll!
Good morning.
The doll spoke! I knew it: It's a cursed doll!
Calm down.
These dolls are made to do that.
They have a built-in clock and greet you in the morning.
Good morning.
That's in bad taste.
It's supposed to say "good night", too,
but maybe it's broken.
It's old, so I guess it can't be helped.
This doll is bad for my heart.
You'll get used to it in no time.
This brings back memories!
We used to play with this doll all the time when we were kids!
Yeah.
Yo, Johnny.
Hello, Depp.
Huh? Didn't you have another doll like this?
You mean Johnny?
I thought you had that one.
No, I remember borrowing yours when we played.
But if I used to have both,
they should have been in the same place, right?
I see.
These can greet you with many phrases, right?
Yeah, but it's broken and can only say "good morning"...
...and not "good night".
Johnny's the one who says "good night".
So Depp for the morning, and Johnny for the evening.
Was that how it worked?
Maybe you do have Johnny, too.
Maybe... Oh! Hey, Ika Musume.
What is it?
You said that the doll would be facing forward...
...even if you turned it around at night, right?
These dolls are sitting on a rotating platter.
Why do you think that is?
Johnny and Depp are lovers.
At a certain time during the day,
their sensors react and they turn towards each other.
Good night.
Good morning.
This means...
...that wherever Depp is pointing, there's a possibility that Johnny is there!
They use infra-red or something, don't they?
Does that work even when they're apart?
Maybe this is something paranormal.
It's infra-red! I'm sure it is!
I guess this direction implies it's downstairs in the shed.
Oh, it's slowly coming back to me now.
I told my parents that I had lost it...
...and secretly hid Johnny in a hard-to-find place.
Is this it?
Good ni-ni-night.
And thus, Johnny and Depp were reunited again after ten years apart...
...and are now spending the rest of their lives at a certain shrine.
I love you.
I am a member of a US laboratory seeking countermeasures against extraterrestrial life.
My name is Cindy Campbell.
My job is to observe aliens.
My current target is not Ika Musume,
but rather the oldest of the Aizawa family: Aizawa Chizuru!
Isn't that fishy?
Nagisa-chan, could you teach me how to surf next time?
Sure. Chizuru-san, would you like to learn, too?
Surfing is impossible for me.
That's not true!
I've seen it with my own eyes.
I've seen that she has superhuman physical abilities.
You don't think so?
Even after that? That's why I've decided to research Chizuru this time.
This time, I'm serious.
Cindy here. Harris...
Are you ready?
Okay, Cindy.
With this invisibility suit, obtaining a hair from her will be easy.
He really disappeared!
Ouch! Stop it, Harris-san.
What's wrong, Martin?
Enema successful!
I have no idea where he is.
With this, Chizuru won't know where he is, either!
Good luck!
Just you wait,
Aizawa Chizuru.
She's not here.
Uh oh.
Who was that?!
What are you doing?
Someone squidding bumped into me.
There's nobody there.
It's true, though!
Sheesh.
Sorry.
Th-The glass...
It's floating!
See, I told you somebody's here!
What's going on?
C-Cindy! It's your time to show up!
This is a serious issue! That was paranormal!
Th-This thing was floating by itself!
Nobody noticed me. Great success!
Now... There she is!
If I pull out one of her hairs, she'll notice!
Wait. Even if she notices, I'm invisible.
Sh-She disappeared?!
I thought I sensed something...
Maybe it's just my imagination.
Wow!
I lost... I, who graduated with top scores from MIT...
No problem.
Leave the blood sample to me.
Behold: an artificial fly with cloaking technology built in.
But she'll notice it from the noise.
This artificial fly also has silencing technology built in.
There's nothing that I haven't thought of.
After all, I graduated with top scores from MIT! Go!
I'm telling you, something is there!
I can't hear a word Clark's saying because of these two.
It even picked up the broken glass!
Cindy, are you even listening?!
Something about a fly or something?
No one's noticed a thing.
Great!
Keep going like that and retrieve Aizawa Chizuru's blood!
Even now, just thinking back gives me chills.
What's he planning to do with that fly?
You should pay more attention to what we're saying!
Huh? Oh yeah, you're talking about a fly, right?
Cloaking on.
Huh?
Oh my god!
Clark failed, too.
You're all underestimating her abilities!
I guess I'll have to face her myself and-
Leave it to me!
Chizuru-san.
Yes?
I'm a fan of yours.
Aizawa Chizuru for life
Headband: Chizuru
Aizawa Chizuru for life
Can I have a hair or some blood?
Aizawa Chizuru for life
It's over...
All right.
It's not all right!
She didn't refuse, even though the request came from such a creepy person.
I knew it. She's not to be messed with.
Here you go.
My head hurts.
Anyway, we succeeded in accomplishing our goal.
Let's return to the lab, Cindy
Yeah.
Hold it right there.
What is this?
That's my artificial fly.
What are you trying to achieve with this fly and with Martin's act?
I suppose it's probably just another one of your experiments.
But seriously, what MIT graduate...
...would say something like "please give me your hair or blood"?!
As long as we get our precious samples, we don't care what the plan is.
Also, why is it my sister and not Ika Musume?
If you guys won't talk, then I'll...
Okay! I'll talk!
W-We couldn't ignore the possibility that Chizuru is an alien,
s-so we decided to investigate.
Huh?! My sis, an alien?!
These people are thinking the same thing as me.
She's the king of aliens!
We're not there yet.
We're merely a little curious.
We weren't being really serious.
I don't mind being an alien.
Huh?
However, if proper alien protocol dictates that I have to do some invasion work,
I'll have to start by eliminating any threats first!
P-Please have mercy on us!
Chizuru really is the strongest!
This is it, Ika-neechan.
So this is the mountain you can see from the beach.
I didn't realise it when I looked at it from there,
but once you're here, it's really huge!
All right, then let's begin our climb.
Climb? What are we climbing?
The mountain, of course.
This will be the first mountain climb for Ika Musume-chan.
Climb?
It means to go to the top of the mountain.
I'm going home.
I don't see why you need to go out of your way...
...to do something that tiring.
You've got to try everything.
Once you start, you'll get into it.
Squids to match my mountains.
Is it going to be uphill all the way?
Well, we are climbing a mountain, so yeah.
Simply savour the kind of nature you don't get at the sea.
Nature...
There are so many birds here that I've never seen before.
Even our grade schooler, Takeru, is more than up to it.
Besides, if you're already whining from this, your dream of conquering the surface world will remain a dream.
If I get serious, this is nothing!
Since you've got such a big mouth, how about we race to the top?!
Hey, wait!
I can't go on any more.
Why isn't anybody following?
Because that's what happens.
We're almost there, Ika Musume-chan.
Come on.
Just get over this final hump.
I'm tired of walking already.
Ika Musume-chan.
No cheating.
Okay, I got it.
That squidding hurts!
How dare you, you lowly squirrels!
Let those squirrels be. Let's hurry up.
It's a monkey!
Ow! This isn't food!
That looks like those monkeys you see at touristy spots.
Now it's a bear!
It's not a bear, it's a brown bear.
I don't think this is the time to nit-pick!
Everybody, play dead!
Go away.
How many times do I have to say it? My tentacles are not food!
That's a king cobra.
I guess it mistook your tentacles for a mongoose.
How is that even possible?
Fight, Ika-neechan!
I guess it can't be helped.
Bring it on!
Even on the mountain, I'm the prey...
The cobra wins.
Are you okay, Ika-neechan?
See? We're here.
Finally... the top...
Wow! Ika-neechan, quickly!
This is amazing!
I've never seen the sea from up above before.
I never knew it was so big.
Everything looks so small...
It makes me want to crush everything with my feet.
Looks like your invader spirit hasn't died.
Yahoo!
Is someone on the other side?
Yahoo!
Th-There's another Chizuru over there!
That's not it. It's an echo, Ika-neechan.
Echo?
You'll understand if you yell.
You have to shout "yahoo".
No way. That reminds me of the Three Stooges.
Someone's talking about us.
Yahoo!
Then just yell whatever you want.
I'll do that.
My name is Ika Musume!
See, isn't it fun?
What's so fun about this?
*I* am Ika Musume!
You are not Ika Musume!
I don't think she understands what echoes are.
My goodness. What's the point of arguing with your own echo?
How many times do I have to repeat myself?
You are not Ika Musume, I am!
Man, eating rice balls on the summit is the best.
It really feels like it was worth the effort.
Ika-chan!
Sanae...
Why didn't you invite me?
When I heard you went to the mountains,
I came running right away.
Good work, I guess?
How come you're not tired or sweaty at all?
I wanted to catch up with you as fast as possible,
so I used the cable car.
Cable car?
Cable
Car Station
This is it!
Wh-What was the point of walking all the way up here?!
Well, you enjoyed your walk up, didn't you? So it's fine, right?
And you got to see a bunch of rare animals!
That's not the problem!
Here we are.
I can't wait to see the view from the top.
No! No cheating!
You are only allowed to enjoy the view if you've walked up here.
Hey.
If you want to enjoy the view, you have to walk up the mountain!
There's no such rule!
waratteiru ima ga itooshikute
笑っている 今が愛おしくて
I'm laughing now, and it's lovely.
hitori janai to omotta
ひとりじゃないと思った
I realised I'm not alone.
hajimari wa subete guuzen de sore wa kiseki no meguriai
始まりはすべて偶然で それは奇跡のめぐり逢い
In the beginning, everything was a coincidence. Our meeting was, too.
deatta koro wa tesaguri de demo kawasu kotoba ga ureshikute
出逢った頃は手探りで でも交わす言葉が嬉しくて
When we met, I fumbled my way through, but I'm happy with the words we exchanged.
dare ka ga jibun no namae o yobu
誰かが自分の名前を呼ぶ
Someone calls out my name.
atarashii sekai ga mawari hajimeru
新しい世界が回り始める
A new world begins to turn.
deatta koto shinjiru koto
出逢ったこと 信じること
Meeting and believing...
atarimae no you de sore ga muzukashii
あたりまえのようで それが難しい
...seem to be natural, yet they're difficult.
waratteiru ima ga itooshikute
笑っている 今が愛おしくて
I'm laughing now, and it's lovely.
hitori janai to omotta
ひとりじゃないと思った
I realised I'm not alone.
18th Yuigahama
Beach Volleyball Tournament
Mixed Teams!
Great Prizes!
Ika Musume here. Our last episode...
You feeling lucky, squid?
Quite the squidicament we're in.
An even worse squidicament!
You feeling lucky, squid?
Quite the squidicament we're in.
An even worse squidicament!
It's just a matter of time before I succeed in squid-vading the Earth!