shinryaku shinryaku shinryaku shinryaku shinryaku shinryaku IKA musume
侵略!侵略!侵略!侵略!侵略!侵略! イカ娘!
Invade, invade, invade, invade, invade, invade, Ika Musume Kyun!~
KIRAKIRA na umi to kaze kagayaku ATORIUMU
キラキラな海と風 輝くアトリウム
The sea and the wind are sparkling, and the atrium is shining.
minna de atsumatte hajimemashou hajimemashou
みんなで集まって はじめましょ はじめましょ
Everyone, come together! Let's begin this! Let's begin this!
HORAHORA soko no KIMI wagamama na taido de
ホラホラそこのキミ、我侭な態度で
Oh, look. You there! What's with your selfish attitude?
ochitari ITAKU shitara IKAN desho IKAN desho
おちたりイタクしたら イカんでしょ イカんでしょ
It's not good if you miss it and get lost. You can't do that, right? You can't do that, right?
honto wa motto yasashii kimochi wo motteru deshou anata mo
ほんとはもっと優しい気持ちを 持ってるでしょう あなたも
The truth is that you also can be kind, right?
hitori bocchi mo umi no heiwa mo
ひとりぼっちも 海の平和も
I'll protect the solitude, the peaceful sea,
ICHIGEN KIGEN mo shiawase mo mamorimasu
イチゲン キゲンも 幸せも守ります!
our limits, our deadlines and our happiness!
IIKANJI MUTEKI ni SUSUME
イーカンジ☆ムテキに☆ススメ
Feeling good! Let's march as though we're invincible.
IIKANJI MUJAKI ni SUSUME
イーカンジ☆ムジャキに☆ススメ
Feeling good! Let's march as though we're innocent.
higashi no shima ittara otakara ippai daishouri
東の島行ったら お宝いっぱい 大勝利!
If we go to the east island, we'll find lots of treasures and a great victory!
IIKANJI MUBOO ni SUSUME
イーカンジ☆ムボーに☆ススメ
Feeling good! Let's march as though we're reckless.
IIKANJI MUCHUU ni SUSUME
イーカンジ☆ムチューに☆ススメ
Feeling good! Let's march as though we're in a daze.
danjouseki ureshii kono mama tenka wo torena IKA
誕生席嬉しい このまま天下を取れなイカ?
I'm happy with the best seat in the house, so can't just I seize the entire world like this?
shinryaku kouryaku keikaku seikou shinryaku kouryaku IKA musume
侵略 攻略 計画 成功! 侵略 攻略 イカ娘
Invade! Capture! Plan! Success! Invade! Capture! Ika Musume Kyun!~
Ika-neechan!
Why don't you wait for them, since you already rang the doorbell?
This way!
Huh?
"Ding dong ditch"?
You ring the doorbell of someone you don't know and then run away.
Isn't that a squiddle unpleasant for them?
What the heck is that? Aren't you supposed to be an invader? You're so lame!
Let's go.
See you, Ika-neechan.
Want to play ding dong ditch, squiddo?
Sakura
All right! I'll show them my invader spirit!
Huh?
Ika Musume-chan, you need something from that house?
I-It's nothing! I needed to call on them, but it looks like they're not home!
I'm going back.
Sakura
Who is it?
Oh, Chizuru-chan.
Hello.
She knows them?!
ura
Sakura
akura
ura
Thank you for that one time.
Don't mention it. I bet the business is a lot of work.
I have to get away before Chizuru notices...
Well, I suppose.
Ika Musume-chan, you're done with what you need?
Oh, you need something from us?
They must think I'm acting suspicious!
Oh, are you a friend of Kiyomi's?
That's it!
Sakura
Oh, I'm sorry.
Kiyomi's won't be home until this evening because of club activities.
My, my. How unfortunate that is!
Well, I'll come back later, then!
I'm home.
Sak
Sakura
Oh, Kiyomi. You're home early. Your friend came by.
This keeps getting worse...
Uh, who are you?
You must be exhausted from all the club activities!
I was waiting for you!
Uh, who are...
Anyway, let's go to the park!
Wait! Let me at least drop my bag.
She's a little strange, huh?
Because she's a squid.
Huh? Ding dong ditch?
It was a strange squidly impulse!
I didn't have any bad intentions.
Why would you do something like that, like an elementary schooler?
I'll get yelled at if Chizuru finds out.
For the time being, can you pretend that we're friends?
What if I say "no" to that?
No way!
Geso...
It's okay if it's not pretending.
I'm okay if we're not pretending to be friends.
Does that mean...
I'd like to get to know more about you.
Does that mean you'll be my friend?
I mean, you're interesting.
Just the way you look is kind of odd.
And your hat is quite unusual, too.
By the way, what's your name?
My name is Ika Musume.
That's a weird nickname.
That's my real name.
And you're... Kiyomi, right?
Yes, Sakura Kiyomi.
Nice to meet you, Ika Musume-chan.
N-Nice to meet you, too.
Oh, look at the time. I have to go back now.
But I haven't finished my story.
Tell me the rest next time.
Then, you wanna come over to my place and play tomorrow?
Are you sure you can just decide without asking the people at your house first?
Of course I can, if it's just inviting a friend over.
Then let's meet here tomorrow at three.
All right.
Bye bye, Ika-chan!
Bye bye.
This is bad. I got carried away and said that without thinking.
If Chizuru found out...
Considering you're just a freeloader, that's quite bold of you.
Maybe I shouldn't bring her to the house and just play with her outside...
No, a squid doesn't go back on her word!
It's got nothing to do with Chizuru!
I'm running a bit late.
Sorry, did you wait long?
I just got here, too.
Ika-chan is quite popular.
This is my house.
It's a nice house.
I'll deal with the consequences later!
I'm home.
Welc-
This is my friend, Kiyomi.
Hello.
Friend?
My.
Can we play some video games?
Uh, sure.
Sorry for intruding.
Make yourself at home.
This is the first time you've brought home a friend.
She's inktimidating.
I-It's this way!
Let's have a battle on Stock 4!
So Ika Musume finally made a friend, huh?
Oh, I'm pretty good at that.
We'll have to do everything in our power to support her!
Here you go.
Thank you very much.
You're welcome. Ika Musume-chan...
Good luck!
Why is she making such a squiddifying face?!
Kiyomi-chan, I'm glad you're friends with Ika Musume-chan.
No, the pleasure's mine.
Have fun.
Your sister is really pretty.
That face! She's definitely angry.
You do understand what consequences there are...
...for randomly inviting people over without permission, right?
I knew I shouldn't have invited someone over without Chizuru's permission.
Ika-chan!
What's wrong?
N-Nothing.
Really?
Let's play another round!
Okay.
How was it?
She's a really nice girl.
And I instilled some spirit into Ika Musume-chan, too.
Maybe I can help out with something, too.
I'll get my revenge!
You've got a long way to go to take me on, Ika-chan.
Heya.
Having fun?
Oh, Eiko, it's you.
Here you go.
Hedgehog Cart
Ooh, it's Hedgehog Cart!
Hedgehog Cart
You've been wanting to play it.
And today's special.
Special? What does that mean?!
Ika Musume, I'm glad you made a friend.
The face of pity!
Have fun.
Your other sister's cool, too.
Eiko has never been that nice before.
You'll be killed by Sis soon.
Might as well let you play all the games you want.
So that's why?
Ika-chan!
Are you okay?
You've been acting weird, and you look pale.
I'm okay.
Ika-neechan.
From the outside?
The weather's beautiful! Let's play outside together!
This is your last chance to run.
Don't you want to live?
I can't run and leave Kiyomi here.
I brought you some more tea.
Could it be... poisoned?!
This is the punishment for bringing someone over without my permission.
Atone with your death!
I don't wanna die!
Hey, are you okay?!
I don't wanna die! I don't wanna die! I don't wanna die!!
Ika-chan, are you okay?
Kiyomi...
I'm really happy that I got to meet you.
Ika-chan?
We'll be best friends, no matter what happens!
Of course we will. What are you talking about?
I can't let you get dragged into this, so you should go home now.
I don't really get it, but I'll go home for today.
Huh?
Thanks for having me over.
So...
So?
Sorry for inviting my friend over without permission!
Huh?!
You can boil me, grill me, do whatever you want!
Wait, Ika Musume-chan.
Kiyomi, our hearts will be connected, even if I die.
Ika-chan is such a weird girl.
What the squid is this?
Oh, I never use it, so you can have it.
I see.
Oh, I can write with it!
You're wasting it.
You're supposed to apply it to your lips.
Here, a mirror.
I don't know where the lips end.
That still doesn't explain what you did.
Can squids put on make-up?
How about something like this?
I look different from how I usually do.
It looks pretty good on you, Ika Musume-chan.
Well, it's not bad.
I like it. I'll keep it this way for today.
You should watch out... for a certain person.
Ika-chan's wearing lipstick!
That was quick!
Ika-chan... lipstick...
Kiss...
Lipstick...
Kiss...
Kiss!
Ika-chan, kiss!
She's coming for me!
Ika-chan! Kiss!
She's fast!
You can have it!
That's Ika-chan's... lipstick!
Wait!
She would go that far?
In a way that's almost admirable.
Sanae's quite good at the butterfly.
Lipstick!
What's the matter?
What's with those people?
Did they get caught in a fire or something?
That's Yamanba make-up.
That looks old-fashioned.
It is quite an old trend.
So is that visual kei?
Editor Note: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Visual_kei. Go. Read. Learn.
No, they're just cosplaying.
Visual kei is, you know...
Don't they feel hot?
I don't know.
Are those living dolls?
Those are Maikos.
I've seen that style a lot lately.
Yeah, that's what's popular nowadays.
Wai- Hey!
How the squid do you do that make-up?
Check her out.
She's like, hilarious!
So I guess she's taken an interest in make-up.
I suppose, in the end, she's also just a girl.
I finally got it... Ika-chan's lipstick...
Lipstick: Aizawa.
Ika-chan, you liar! But I love you!
Thanks.
Thank you very much!
Eiko, I got them to do my make-up!
Whoa, too thick!
We've got to get that off!
What are you doing? I finally got them to do my make-up!
You need to give more thought to your image!
Then what kind of squidly make-up style is good?
Hm. That's... Nagisa-chan, what make-up would you put on?
I don't wear make-up, so...
Ika Musume-chan, you're still young, so you're cuter without make-up.
But they're saying...
With this make-up, men fall to their knees right away.
Like, totally!
You see!
I need to subdue mankind, make them fall to their knees and conquer them, too!
What they're saying is different!
I definitely need make-up.
I'll have to do whatever it takes.
Well, I guess she'll snap out of it soon.
What kind of make-up do I need?
Hey, Squid. One shrimp fried rice.
I'm busy. Place your order inside the store with Eiko.
All right. I'll go ask Chizuru-san in the store.
Hey, why are you getting in my way?
Do you know what kind of make-up would be suitable for me?
Well it's true that you might need make-up suited for an invader...
...if you want to be perceived as such.
So I do need make-up to make them fall.
You couldn't intimidate anyone without it.
How dare you say that?
I will show you terrifying make-up worthy of an invader!
Harden your resolve and wait!
Done. What do you think?
Wow. That's quite a change.
What about you, Eiko-chan?
It's okay; this isn't really my thing.
Don't say that.
Please, give it a shot.
You think I should?
All right. Have a seat.
See, it looks good.
It almost feels like it's not me.
It's done!
This is my masterpiece!
Feel the fear!
Instead of scary,
it's creepy.
What do you think?
Well, I guess it is harder to approach you now.
It might be good for warding off evil spirits.
I can't make you fall if you're not scared!
Look, look! What do you think?
Oh, my!
Is this Takeru?
Cute...
Everyone's fallen...
No way! I'll use Takeru style, too!
It's not coming off at all.
What did you use for the make-up?
Permanent markers. That won't come off!
It's not squidding coming off!
It's hot.
With so many hot days in a row,
I might just believe that the Earth is done for.
It's all the fault of the humans who keep damaging Mother Nature.
She's patiently waiting for the right time to launch a full-on invasion.
But if you're always cooped up in the lab,
this heat does feel quite nice.
When did you get here?!
Could I have an iced coffee?
Sure thing.
Holy squid! Is that a secret weapon?
You really do have a lot of time on your hands.
Don't you have work to do?
This is my work.
I'm not going to the squidly lab.
Ika-chan, watch out!
Where are you trying to take my Ika-chan?!
Fast, as usual.
Well, Ika-chan's so cute,
so I do understand why you want to take her home.
But forcing her to go with you is a crime!
Too bad for you, but I've already taken her before.
Huh? When?!
She made a promise to come to my lab if I became her squid-underling.
Underling?
I'd be her squidling for nothing!
Why her, Ika-chan?!
A promise is a promise.
I'm purely interested in studying her...
...as a sample of an alien.
Alien?
Don't you lump Ika-chan together with those gross things!
You're calling aliens gross?
I guess you want to really piss me off, then.
What? You wanna fight?
In any case, you can't have Ika-chan!
I don't belong to anyone!
Yes, yes, break it up. We've got tons of work.
Wait!
Eiko, that's not fair.
Who decided that you get a monopoly on Ika-chan?
What you two want from her is just wack.
I'm only using her as an errand girl.
I'm an invader!
No, you're an alien!
Now let's go to my lab!
Work comes first.
No!
You two are too flirty!
I want to, as well...
Flirty? You...
I know all about it!
Lately, Eiko has been studying together, playing games together...
...and even sleeping together with her!
No, it's different to what you're imagining.
Hmph. That's nothing more than communication.
Not only did I have to suffer her tentacles,
I've also been covered in this mysterious, sticky substance...
You're just saying that to be provocative!
That's not fair...
I love Ika-chan, too, but I've never had any of that done to me!
She's so annoying...
At least do those things to me, too!
And I want it harder!
If it'll make you feel better, do it.
Are you retarded?
Ika Musume-chan. Outside, please.
Wonderful!
So much... of Ika-chan...
So... happy!
Yuck!
Good for you. It looks like you got what you wanted.
But speaking of intense communication with Ika Musume,
nobody can top my sister,
since she had a fight to the death with her.
She did?
I can't really picture her like that...
I was t-traumatised.
I can't believe she's so scared.
I want to have a fight.
I, too, want to cross the line of having fought an alien to the death!
Me, too!
She's back!
Ika-chan!
Prepare yourself!
No squidding way!
Good job.
Oh, everyone. Good morning.
You guys!
Long time no see, Ika Musume-san.
Natural light is so harsh.
Huh? Cindy isn't with you guys?
She should have gotten here already.
Eiko-chan, you know these people?
Who are they?
Oh, yeah. Neither of you know them.
They're researchers from Cindy's lab.
I graduated with top scores from MIT. My name is Harris.
I graduated with tops score from MIT. My name is Clark.
I graduated with top-
We got it!
These are my squid-underlings, too.
These three idiots, too?!
Please don't underestimate them.
We're the pride of America-
In that get-up, you're just a suspicious group.
Why don't you take off those stuffy white coats...
...when you come to the beach, at least?
You look like perverts.
We can't do that. And why is that?
Because they're full of tools for demonstration purposes!
You are just a pervert!
Those things all look dangerous.
You could even get arrested for that.
No problem.
We left the things that can explode or rupture at the lab.
Explode?!
Rupture?!
What we brought today is:
a bullet that speeds growth, a bullet that makes you invisible...
"...a bullet that makes you invisible..."
How much do you want for that?!
Wipe your nose!
And a bullet that grants you the dignity of an invader.
Would you like to try it?
Can I?!
I'll set it up, then.
Hey...
It's not like I believe it!
I just thought that I could assist them a squiddle bit!
It's obvious they're lying.
You can see for yourself if we're lying or not.
W-Wait, I'm not mentally prepared yet!
I'm going to fire.
S-Stop! I'll do it myself!
H-Hey...
Explode, rupture...
C-Can I fire a test shot first?
Sure.
Wonderful.
Are you trying to kill me?!
Actually, I already died once just then, mentally!
I can't breathe...
I have a new-found respect for you, Cindy-san!
Your scientific know-how is amazing!
Oh, thanks.
But now we don't know...
...if this actually grants you the dignity of an invader.
Sis is right.
You should show us what it's like on yourselves.
You're not going to say that you can't do it, right?
Of course not. Martin, please.
Step up there.
Why is it always me?
Our inventions are infallible!
Actually, it's too scary!
The store...
...disappeared.
You are god-man. We are god-men!
That was a great success!
Success? What was?
I have no clue.
Me, neither.
You should; you're the leader of those fools.
What did you do to my store?!
Guard!
So, what are you going to do now?
We're sorry!
We'll take responsibility!
We'll restore it to the way it was right away!
As long as you understand.
No squidding surprise there.
Nice to see it resolved without any deaths.
Maybe the real menace looming over humanity...
...is not the squid person, but...
waratteiru ima ga itooshikute
笑っている 今が愛おしくて
I'm laughing now, and it's lovely.
hitori janai to omotta
ひとりじゃないと思った
I realised I'm not alone.
hajimari wa subete guuzen de sore wa kiseki no meguriai
始まりはすべて偶然で それは奇跡のめぐり逢い
In the beginning, everything was a coincidence. Our meeting was, too.
deatta koro wa tesaguri de demo kawasu kotoba ga ureshikute
出逢った頃は手探りで でも交わす言葉が嬉しくて
When we met, I fumbled my way through, but I'm happy with the words we exchanged.
dare ka ga jibun no namae o yobu
誰かが自分の名前を呼ぶ
Someone calls out my name.
atarashii sekai ga mawari hajimeru
新しい世界が回り始める
A new world begins to turn.
deatta koto shinjiru koto
出逢ったこと 信じること
Meeting and believing...
atarimae no you de sore ga muzukashii
あたりまえのようで それが難しい
...seem to be natural, yet they're difficult.
waratteiru ima ga itooshikute
笑っている 今が愛おしくて
I'm laughing now, and it's lovely.
hitori janai to omotta
ひとりじゃないと思った
I realised I'm not alone.
We're the Idiots Three!
Isn't that a Teru Teru bosquid?
What squidsn't there to like?
One! Two! Three squids you're out!
What squidsn't there to like?
One! Two! Three squids you're out!
Maybe so good animation!
All free! See you!