shinryaku shinryaku shinryaku shinryaku shinryaku shinryaku IKA musume
侵略!侵略!侵略!侵略!侵略!侵略! イカ娘!
Invade, invade, invade, invade, invade, invade, Ika Musume Kyun!~
KIRAKIRA na umi to kaze kagayaku ATORIUMU
キラキラな海と風 輝くアトリウム
The sea and the wind are sparkling, and the atrium is shining.
minna de atsumatte hajimemashou hajimemashou
みんなで集まって はじめましょ はじめましょ
Everyone, come together! Let's begin this! Let's begin this!
HORAHORA soko no KIMI wagamama na taido de
ホラホラそこのキミ、我侭な態度で
Oh, look. You there! What's with your selfish attitude?
ochitari ITAKU shitara IKAN desho IKAN desho
おちたりイタクしたら イカんでしょ イカんでしょ
It's not good if you miss it and get lost. You can't do that, right? You can't do that, right?
honto wa motto yasashii kimochi wo motteru deshou anata mo
ほんとはもっと優しい気持ちを 持ってるでしょう あなたも
The truth is that you also can be kind, right?
hitori bocchi mo umi no heiwa mo
ひとりぼっちも 海の平和も
I'll protect the solitude, the peaceful sea,
ICHIGEN KIGEN mo shiawase mo mamorimasu
イチゲン キゲンも 幸せも守ります!
our limits, our deadlines and our happiness!
IIKANJI MUTEKI ni SUSUME
イーカンジ☆ムテキに☆ススメ
Feeling good! Let's march as though we're invincible.
IIKANJI MUJAKI ni SUSUME
イーカンジ☆ムジャキに☆ススメ
Feeling good! Let's march as though we're innocent.
higashi no shima ittara otakara ippai daishouri
東の島行ったら お宝いっぱい 大勝利!
If we go to the east island, we'll find lots of treasures and a great victory!
IIKANJI MUBOO ni SUSUME
イーカンジ☆ムボーに☆ススメ
Feeling good! Let's march as though we're reckless.
IIKANJI MUCHUU ni SUSUME
イーカンジ☆ムチューに☆ススメ
Feeling good! Let's march as though we're in a daze.
danjouseki ureshii kono mama tenka wo torena IKA
誕生席嬉しい このまま天下を取れなイカ?
I'm happy with the best seat in the house, so can't just I seize the entire world like this?
shinryaku kouryaku keikaku seikou shinryaku kouryaku IKA musume
侵略 攻略 計画 成功! 侵略 攻略 イカ娘
Invade! Capture! Plan! Success! Invade! Capture! Ika Musume Kyun!~
The Yokohama Ramen is ready.
Okay.
One shaved ice with melon syrup, and one with sweet milk.
Please wait a moment.
Man, it's busy today. Ika Musume, the shaved ice-
Hey! You're shaving your tentacles!
Aren't you a squiddle under the weather?
Geez! If there's any murmur of health code violations, our business will be ruined.
Be careful.
Is your tentacle okay?
Huh?
Thanks for the food.
"Thanks for the food"? You haven't even eaten anything.
Are you not feeling well?
You don't look like you're feeling well, Ika-neechan.
I'm just a little tired.
I'm going to bed now.
Are you worried about something?
It's kind of creepy when she's not all energetic.
Maybe it's summer fatigue.
Oh, I see.
Since she's spent so much time up here, living the good life,
she's getting the same modern afflictions as humans.
Me getting modern afflictions?
No squidding way!
I, who have spent many years in the ocean,
would not fall to... such...
Geso...
What cures are there for summer fatigue?
Let's see...
Something like turning off the AC and switching to a normal fan?
Taking a leisurely bath in lukewarm water!
Biting the bullet and taking a cold bath!
Doing some light exercise!
Eating spicy food!
Geso...
You're completely worn out.
I didn't get summer fatigue!
How can I not get cured from this?!
Your words and your appearance are polar opposites.
39.2°.
That's pretty high.
You should stay in bed today.
I was planning on doing so even if you didn't tell me to.
By the way, if this isn't summer fatigue, what is it?
A summer cold?
Squid... Squidininmulgobong disease, I think...
What's that?!
Man, I've never heard of that before.
Is that a special Ika Musume illness?
Eiko, how's the store doing?
Don't worry.
Cindy and Sanae are filling in for us.
Those two?
Listen, only you know about your own body.
Let me know if there is something...
...that will make you feel even a little better.
What are the symptoms of squdinin-something disease?
Death...
Death?!
Death... ly cravings for shrimp is what this disease causes.
How is that different from normal?
The degree to which you want to eat shrimp...
...can't even be compared to normal times.
So you'll be cured if you eat shrimp?
No, if you eat shrimp when you have this disease, things get worse.
Get worse? Will the fever go higher?
No, then you want to eat shrimp even more.
This disease gets you totally stressed out,
because you can't eat shrimp, while at the same time,
you're tortured by the desire for shrimp which knows no squidly bounds!
That's really annoying!
So basically, you'll be fine if you refrain from eating shrimp until you're better, right?
Yeah, I guess so.
Ugh!
What's wrong?!
I want to eat shrimp.
I want shrimp! I want shrimp! I want some squidly shrimp!
A fit?
I'll die if I don't eat some!
So you are dying, then?
I want to at least eat something shrimpy!
"Something shrimpy"?
I know!
Hey, here you go, Ika Musume.
Shrimp flowers.
That's totally not shrimp!
Then shrimp potatoes won't cut it, either?
Shrimp! Shrimp!
TL Note: The two Kanji make the sound "ebi", which means "shrimp", but have nothing to do with shrimp.
Are you making fun of me?!
Shrimp
That does nothing at all!
Shrimp! Shrimp! Shrimp!
I give up.
Shrimp! Shrimp! Shrimp!
Man, what should I do...
Oh, no. The disease made her lose control.
At this rate...
Eiko...
Eiko!
I'd rather die than endure this any longer.
I want to eat shrimp...
But Ika Musume...
It's my request of a lifetime.
I can't do it; it's for your own... good...
Shrimp. Shrimp.
This is weird.
There are shrimp here, but I can't grab them.
I don't know if this is stupid or adorable.
Hey, Ika Musume.
Do you want to get better?
I want to get better and eat shrimp.
Then it's up to this. No pain, no gain.
I have a favour to ask.
Can you come over right away?
Please.
Use poison to cure poison!
I realise you're already here, but you can still cancel.
Don't make me laugh.
Do you think I'll sit idle while Ika-chan suffers?
I'll gladly forfeit my life for the one I love!
Sanae, you're really cool right now.
Who is it?
Shrimp!
Did she calm down?
I'm home.
Welcome back.
How's Ika Musume-chan?
I'm completely healed.
I'm so glad!
On the other hand...
...Sanae may never return to reality after this.
I can finally eat shrimp without any remorse.
Let's have fried shrimp today.
What the hell? You're not cured yet.
It's fine. Go back and rest in bed.
Wai- I'm fine!
No way you're fine!
I'm completely squidly fine now!
So get me some shrimp-
Leave it to me!
S-Stop it!
All right. It's done.
It's finally done.
It turned out pretty good.
Yeah, yeah.
Ha, apparently that's the best kids like you can do.
Wh-What's that supposed to mean?
That's not at all comparable to my castle.
Behold the castle I have built!
She built something weird!
The kids never take me seriously,
so I have to strike pre-emptively sometimes!
What's with that creepy thing?
It's not a castle; it's poop!
Right?
Uh, well, I guess it doesn't really look like a castle at the very least, Ika-neechan...
It's poop, poop!
I-I have to calm down!
This is nothing but a kid's rant.
Just because he made fun of the castle...
...I poured my heart and soul into...
And that hat's really lame, too.
My hat's got nothing to do with it, does it?!
Now I'm mad!
Eek! It moved!
Oh, yeah. I've been wondering for a while:
what are those things on the side of your hat?
Ink that a new ability?
Creatures of the Sea
Usually, squids swim using their siphon and fins, right?
So does that mean that the things on your head...
...are just for decoration?
They are not just for decoration!
Whoa, they moved!
What are you yelling about?
They're moving! The fins!
Whoa! They're really moving!
You just noticed now?
In other words, besides tentacles, squid ink and bio- luminescence, a new power has been awakened.
How's this?
This power is way too cute!
Um, I don't really get it.
Rather, why were we called together for something like this?
You can just leave.
Oh, no. I am really honoured that I was called for this!
Ika-chan, I think this power is for patting cheeks.
I'll be your test subject!
S-Stop it!
Ow. I'm so happy.
I-I didn't mean any harm.
Surprisingly powerful.
With that much power...
Can you try fanning with those fins full blast?
Huh? Like this?
Ooh, what a nice breeze.
Yeah, it's cool.
I don't feel cool at all!
Ow! I got a cramp in my fins!
Um, but since you've never used them until now,
it means you don't need them to survive, right?
Squids normally use them to swim,
but I guess for Ika Musume, they have another purpose.
Maybe they're there to attack an enemy after all, like what happened just now.
That's too boring.
Besides, she has tentacles for that.
I got it! Since you can't talk under water,
you use these flappy things to signal each other.
Hands and tentacles are sufficient for that.
Wait a squid!
You've only been listing useless reasons so far!
These things I have are much more meaningful than that!
Then what do you think they're for?
I-I'm sure they're wings to fly through the sky!
What are you basing that on?!
They're too small for wings.
They'll get bigger as I grow!
By then you're no longer a squid or whatever!
I really wonder what those flappy things are for.
It really makes you wonder, those flappy things.
Why are these flappy things so cute?
Hey, Flap Musume.
It's Ika Musume!
Hey, a mosquito landed on your head, Ika-neechan.
Oh, my!
You vanquished the mosquito brilliantly!
Isn't it great, Ika Musume?
You can now defeat mosquitoes without your tentacles.
I think it'd be faster to just use bug spray.
You've been full of yourself this whole time!
You don't even have flappy things!
That's still better than building a poop castle!
Poo-p?
This is...
Poop.
Yes.
Hear that?!
How many soldiers are in this castle?!
Huh? Uh...
A hundred?
No, about a thousand?
My castle has a hundred million!
Which means that my castle has more military power!
We didn't know that we needed backstory!
Be fair and compete on the looks!
I am competing on the looks!
A castle needs to be architecturally sound, not just big!
Hey, shouldn't you stop them?
Ika-chan is so cute when she gets upset at elementary schoolers.
Look at this perfect linear beauty!
It's just gross!
Then I'll fight you.
Dad!
"Dad"?
Sorry, young lady. Sometimes, I want to show my cool side to my son.
His aura is something else!
Something like this, maybe.
Amazing!
This is the fabled Azuchi castle,
with its watchtower on top of its octagonal hall!
How's that? Do you give up now?
My dad is a professional model builder!
I guess it's decided, huh?
I will grant you that the appearance is squidly nice, but that's it.
My castle can be controlled with my flappy things.
Flappy things?
Behold!
It can't compete with my moving castle!
Wh-What?
Gross!
Cute!
Th-That's...
Squid attack!
It's my loss.
Dad?
As I am now, I can't make my castles move!
Dad is going to go back to training.
Wait! There's no need to make them move!
Damn! I won't forget this!
I won.
I guess I surpass humans not only with my amazing squid powers,
but with my inkredible artistic ability as well.
Hey, we're leaving.
Hey, hang on.
Oh, no! If I move, my masterpiece will be destroyed!
What should I do?
It's raining today.
Everything's so wet and yucky.
Eiko-chan.
I'm sorry for asking you now,
but could you run an errand?
I wrote down what I need here.
Yeah, sure.
Squidn't you bring an umbrella?
What are you doing with that stick?
Stick?
You don't even know what an umbrella is?
That looks cool! Can you do it again?
It's not all that special.
We have a lot of plastic umbrellas, so you can have one.
Thank you!
Oh, this is perfect: tag along and carry some stuff.
I feel some sort of kinship.
Geez, that was dangerous.
What an excellent barrier!
What do you think umbrellas are for?
Cold!
Stop harassing me like an elementary schooler!
Hm, first, a spare fluorescent light bulb...
That's on the 4th floor.
Why do you have your umbrella open?!
Shut the umbrella! Hurry up!
You're getting water all over!
What are you doing?
Oh, I see!
By doing that, the water won't fall on the floor,
and unpleasant encounters with a wet umbrella are squidly avoided.
That's quite a clever invention, for humans.
You just wait here.
That cake was really good.
Yeah, a cake base needs to be firm like that.
I am your friend, Squid Unit 1.
The barrier functionality is perfect.
Next, the offensive capability!
Eat this! Rolling Shower Attack!
I want to do that too.
Don't copy her.
It looks like I've gotten my tentacles on quite a weapon.
Shall I interpret that as an act of aggression?!
Wha...?! Yet another one transformed in an instant!
What the squid is going on?!
It looks like there's some sort of trick.
I see more and more that human intelligence isn't to be underestimated.
I am your friend, Squid Unit 1, Mark II!
What's that small stick?
Th-That's so cool!
If I had access to that function...
You have nerve, coming here empty-handed.
I wonder about that.
What?!
You should consider it your bad luck that it rained today.
That startled me!
You're wide open!
I'm getting dizzy!
This is it!
You have the potential to become the ultimate umbrella.
Become my right hand, my 11th tentacle,
and take over all of mankind,
Improved Squid Unit 1, "Excelsior"!
However, your tentacle part is hard and unwieldy,
and your wavy parts are not tough enough.
The modification operation might be too taxing for Squid Unit 1, "Hyperion".
Which means that we need reinforcements.
What was that girl talking about?
No clue.
No, maybe I need to learn a new skill as your wielder.
That's it!
I figured something out!
Wow!
Don't be surprised; this is nothing!
You're amazing, young lady.
I never expected to see something like that here.
It's nothing trivial.
What good does impressing a crowd do?
Squid Unit 1, "Eyjafjallajökull"!
Where are you going?
Partner!
Sorry for the wait.
What? Are you mad?
Huh, that umbrella...
It's my... fault.
It can't be helped.
Here, get under mine.
I'm getting wet because it's so cramped.
Just a little bit. Besides, you're a squid.
waratteiru ima ga itooshikute
笑っている 今が愛おしくて
I'm laughing now, and it's lovely.
hitori janai to omotta
ひとりじゃないと思った
I realised I'm not alone.
hajimari wa subete guuzen de sore wa kiseki no meguriai
始まりはすべて偶然で それは奇跡のめぐり逢い
In the beginning, everything was a coincidence. Our meeting was, too.
deatta koro wa tesaguri de demo kawasu kotoba ga ureshikute
出逢った頃は手探りで でも交わす言葉が嬉しくて
When we met, I fumbled my way through, but I'm happy with the words we exchanged.
dare ka ga jibun no namae o yobu
誰かが自分の名前を呼ぶ
Someone calls out my name.
atarashii sekai ga mawari hajimeru
新しい世界が回り始める
A new world begins to turn.
deatta koto shinjiru koto
出逢ったこと 信じること
Meeting and believing...
atarimae no you de sore ga muzukashii
あたりまえのようで それが難しい
...seem to be natural, yet they're difficult.
waratteiru ima ga itooshikute
笑っている 今が愛おしくて
I'm laughing now, and it's lovely.
hitori janai to omotta
ひとりじゃないと思った
I realised I'm not alone.
Hello, everyone. Chizuru here.
Next episode, we will have for you...
Want to play ding dong ditch, squiddo?
Can squids put on make-up?
Holy squid! Is that a secret weapon?
Can squids put on make-up?
Holy squid! Is that a secret weapon?
See you next time.