Geso...
shinryaku shinryaku shinryaku shinryaku shinryaku shinryaku IKA musume
侵略!侵略!侵略!侵略!侵略!侵略! イカ娘!
Invade, invade, invade, invade, invade, invade, Ika Musume Kyun!~
KIRAKIRA na umi to kaze kagayaku ATORIUMU
キラキラな海と風 輝くアトリウム
The sea and the wind are sparkling, and the atrium is shining.
minna de atsumatte hajimemashou hajimemashou
みんなで集まって はじめましょ はじめましょ
Everyone, come together! Let's begin this! Let's begin this!
HORAHORA soko no KIMI wagamama na taido de
ホラホラそこのキミ、我侭な態度で
Oh, look. You there! What's with your selfish attitude?
ochitari ITAKU shitara IKAN desho IKAN desho
おちたりイタクしたら イカんでしょ イカんでしょ
It's not good if you miss it and get lost. You can't do that, right? You can't do that, right?
honto wa motto yasashii kimochi wo motteru deshou anata mo
ほんとはもっと優しい気持ちを 持ってるでしょう あなたも
The truth is that you also can be kind, right?
hitori bocchi mo umi no heiwa mo
ひとりぼっちも 海の平和も
I'll protect the solitude, the peaceful sea,
ICHIGEN KIGEN mo shiawase mo mamorimasu
イチゲン キゲンも 幸せも守ります!
our limits, our deadlines and our happiness!
IIKANJI MUTEKI ni SUSUME
イーカンジ☆ムテキに☆ススメ
Feeling good! Let's march as though we're invincible.
IIKANJI MUJAKI ni SUSUME
イーカンジ☆ムジャキに☆ススメ
Feeling good! Let's march as though we're innocent.
higashi no shima ittara otakara ippai daishouri
東の島行ったら お宝いっぱい 大勝利!
If we go to the east island, we'll find lots of treasures and a great victory!
IIKANJI MUBOO ni SUSUME
イーカンジ☆ムボーに☆ススメ
Feeling good! Let's march as though we're reckless.
IIKANJI MUCHUU ni SUSUME
イーカンジ☆ムチューに☆ススメ
Feeling good! Let's march as though we're in a daze.
danjouseki ureshii kono mama tenka wo torena IKA
誕生席嬉しい このまま天下を取れなイカ?
I'm happy with the best seat in the house, so can't just I seize the entire world like this?
shinryaku kouryaku keikaku seikou shinryaku kouryaku IKA musume
侵略 攻略 計画 成功! 侵略 攻略 イカ娘
Invade! Capture! Plan! Success! Invade! Capture! Ika Musume Kyun!~
What is everybody doing?
Ika-neechan! The super hero show is about to start.
Up for an inkredible Hero Stage Show?
Hello, everybody!
Sign: Super Hero Show
Hello!
What the squid is this?
All right, everybody, it's finally time for the super hero show.
Let's all yell the super hero's name!
Ready!
Noh Mask Rider!
Eek! Everybody, watch out: it's the Black Tights Army!
Humans are so childish for getting squidly excited about things like this.
Oh, no! This is bad. You weren't energetic enough.
The Black Tights Army was able to appear.
Let's put more gusto into it and call her one more time.
Ready.
Noh Mask Rider!
I'm the one who can show all human emotions with one expression:
Noh Mask Rider!
That's a squidding ridiculous hero. It's just a noh mask!
It ends here, Noh Mask Rider.
Squid squid squid!
I am the Squid Demon.
My stomach hurts.
I will punish the humans who pollute the ocean!
Squid Demon! As long as I, Noh Mask Rider, am here, I won't allow it!
Don't make me laugh.
This is your last chance to act so tough!
Oh, no! Noh Mask Rider is in trouble!
Everybody, you need to cheer her on with energy!
You can do it!
Don't give in, Rider!
Come on, Ika-neechan. You have to cheer, too.
Go, Squid Demon!
Squids don't lose!
Hey, Ika-neechan is cheering on the Squid Demon.
But the girl over there told us to cheer for Noh Mask Rider.
You know, the Squid Demon's not bad, either.
When you think about it, Noh Mask Rider doesn't look that cool.
It's just a noh mask.
All right, let's switch, too.
Ready.
Go, Squid Demon!
What?
You can do it!
What should we do? This is a difficult situation.
They might flip out if the Squid Demon's defeated here.
Can't you do something?
"Do something," she says...
Uh, the incredible fight between the two rages on...
Don't miss the conclusion in 10 minutes!
Oh, man. I never expected it to be like this.
I guess we picked the wrong monster.
Or maybe the kids around here are just weird...
You think the kids here would like it better if the Squid Demon won?
Aren't we going to get in trouble if we do that?
But the Squid Demon can't just be defeated, either...
How about having the Squid Demon evolve into the Octopus Demon?
I only brought the Squid Demon costume.
How about having a lengthy discussion that ends in reconciliation?
Yeah!
That sounds like it might work. All right. Let's go!
The Squid Demon costume is gone!
Geso geso geso.
Who the...?!
And somehow, it looks like it's sprouted more tentacles!
I can't let these adults bring about the Squid Demon's defeat.
The Squid Demon is the one worthy of victory.
Geso geso geso.
In any case, I have to retrieve the suit.
Come here, Squid Demon!
I won't take orders from you!
Go, Squid Demon!
Who knew that being cheered on by a crowd would feel so good?
I will defeat you, Noh Mask Rider!
Take this! Tentacle Attack!
Enough, Squid Demon!
Who the squid are you?!
I will bring down all the evil of the world!
I am the woman who expresses all human emotions with just wrath!
Noh Mask Rider... Hannya!
In short, HN.
Geso?
Hannya?
HN, for short.
What does that mean?
Who is that?
I don't care anymore.
I'll set it up so you can finish him off.
Sure...
It doesn't matter if there's one more loser,
you will both be destroyed by my tentacles of doom!
Damn you!
Now!
This voice...
Noh Mask Rider Diving Cross Chop!
I won...
Wow!
Noh Mask Rider is cool after all!
Noh Mask Rider is the best!
A woman fights for justice and vanquishes evil.
She can show all human emotions with just one expression.
Her name is Noh Mask Rider!
Her traumatic past helps her...
...unleash her true power.
Underneath the cultural heritage mask are tears.
Noh Mask Rider!
Let your rage burn while you search for yourself!
Hannya never appeared.
I don't think there's really a character like that in the show.
But she was there today.
Maybe she only appears during super hero shows.
Squidn't you be studying right now?
This is hard...
What are you moaning about?
Whoa! Oh, it's you.
What is this?
Maths problems.
Maths?
What the squid is maths?
You want me to explain it from scratch?
If I could, I could easily solve this problem!
Uh huh.
Don't act like you know the answer.
I wouldn't be suffering if I could solve it after reading it once.
The answer to this problem is x² + 10x + 25.
Yeah, right. Nice try.
It's correct... Why?
I bet you looked at the answer page!
I sure as squid did not!
Then try solving this one.
X = 0.
It's correct... Then this one!
X = ± 7
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Then how about this?!
Eat it! It's from Japan's hardest...
If it were just Maths, she could get into Tokyo University easily...
Ika-neechan, you're a genius!
A genius? Me?
True. I mean, you immediately picked up Japanese, games, etc.,
so I already thought that your adaptive abilities were quite high.
You could get a Nobel prize!
There is no Nobel prize for mathematics.
If anything, I would get the Fields Medal.
That weirdly skewed knowledge and your maths prowess...
Do you have a calculator in your head or what?!
Ow, what are you squidding doing?!
Squids die if you take that off!
You know, for me, it's weirder that you get stuck on this stuff.
This stuff?
It's easy because the way to solve it is predefined.
E-Easy...
Good for you, Eiko-neechan.
Ika Musume-chan can teach you.
Stop messing with me!
There is nothing Ika Musume could ever teach me!
Just you watch! I will solve this in a heartbeat by myself!
What is she getting so worked up about?
She can't bear that you beat her at something.
Not that she could win against a genius.
Genius?
I don't understand a thing.
How the hell did she solve this so quickly?
Is there an easy way to solve it?
Curry Tunak
I got it!
Hey, Ika Musume!
I bet you know a special calculation technique like the Indian method, right?!
That's why you could solve those problems so quickly.
That must be it!
She's kinda scary.
She must have gone crazy because she used her head too much.
Hey! Teach me that calculation method in detail.
Is that how you ask a genius for a favour?
She's totally looking down on me!
Eiko-neechan, you have to say "please" when you ask someone for a favour.
Takeru, stay out of-
The next test would be easy if I could just learn the method!
Please teach me.
Did you say something?
Please teach me.
I can't squidly hear you when you speak so softly.
Why don't you get on the ground and say "Please"?
It's for the test; it's for the test. Endure it, Me!
Please teach me. I beg you, Ika Musume-sama!
It can't be squidly helped.
I don't mind teaching you, if you obey me.
Obey you?
Okay, fried noodles for table 3, Yokohama ramen table 5.
Fried noodles 3, Yokohama 5.
When you're done with that, get some beer.
Is this table free?
Yes, we'll clear it right away!
Hey, hurry up.
Hey! Don't get so cocky.
Oh, you're talking back? It's fine, if you don't want me to teach you.
Endure, Me!
Sometimes, I forget...
...that originally, I'm an invader who came to the surface in order to conquer all of humanity.
I am going to show them how much of a squid genius I am.
Then...
She solved such a difficult problem!
Her intelligence is far greater than that of humans.
This Ika Musume is the true genius!
Ika Musume-sama!
Hey!
Can you solve this problem?
Help!
I don't have time for this!
Ah...
Nagisa. I am going to teach you Maths today.
That's okay. Maths isn't necessary for daily life, anyway!
Not necessary?
Wow, Ika-chan!
Oh, it's nothing.
Please solve the secret of my heart, too.
I don't want to solve that!
Ah!
Fourier analysis and the Poisson summation formula!
You solved a high level mathematical problem in a mere moment...
Finally someone who understands my greatness...
I knew it. You must be an alien!
Let's go to my lab right away!
Why is that your squidding conclusion?!
My dream of taking over all of mankind...
...is once again one step further away!
It's the plight of the genius to be lonely in this world.
Eiko, you're the only one who understands me!
I'm sorry for being so mean!
It'll be all forgotten if you teach me the calculation method.
I will teach you!
Wh-What is this?
With that knowledge, you can solve any maths problem easily!
Ow!
What are you doing?!
Who could read this crap?!
How can you be so cruel to me when I spent all that effort teaching you?!
Give me back my day!
And that other something I lost!
Ow, that hurts.
The wind is getting stronger. I should get back.
Are you back with us?
Huh? I...
You were pushed under by a wave.
So you saved me? Thank you.
I'm just glad you're safe.
The waves are quite high today; be careful. See ya.
Um, who are you?
I'm Arashiyama Goro, a life saver. It's my job to protect the sea.
See ya.
Is this inkfatuation or love?
You almost drowned?
This huge wave got me while I was surfing...
Getting into it is fine, but you have to be careful.
Can you take these?
Sure.
Next time you won't just almost drown.
Don't tell me that was the squid person's doing...
Her fear is absolutely exsquidsite!
Yes, it was. I am the messenger from the sea.
Controlling waves is child's play!
She even has such powers...
Nagisa really is a good, honest girl.
What are you planning on doing to me?
Do you want to know?
Hey!
Squidn't you stop scaring Nagisa-chan for no reason?
Hey, that's the way I squidly talk!
Can't I copy it for a squiddle bit?
No! Give it back.
The squid person's speech pattern...
I knew it: everybody here has been brainwashed by the squid person.
I have to stay sane, at least.
Oh, welcome, Goro-kun.
Ch-Chizuru-san...
He-Hello. Uh... shrimp fried rice please.
Got it.
Thank you for yesterday.
Oh, you're yesterday's...
My name is Saito Nagisa.
Nagisa-chan, huh? Nice to meet you.
Hey, can't leave you alone for even a second, huh?
What's going on here?
It's not like that, and stop it.
He saved me from drowning yesterday.
Oh, I see.
Well done!
He saved Nagisa?
What the squid is he trying to do to my Nagisa?
Could he be trying to reveal that...
...despite being an invader, I'm quite friendly...
...and popular with everybody?
I need Nagisa to be afraid of me for a long time.
Hey, Goro.
Oh, it's the squid.
Nagisa is my prey.
She just said "prey"!
Don't get in my way!
I only saved her from drowning.
And since when is Nagisa-chan your prey?
Yeah! And what does she mean by "prey", anyway?
Am I her next brainwashing target?!
I got it. You're jealous of Goro.
I-I'm not jealous!
You blushed! So it is true!
No, it isn't!
Why do I have to be jealous of something like Goro?
What do you mean, "something like Goro"? Watch your mouth; you're just a squid!
No, watch yours! You're just a damn human!
What did you say?
He's calmly interacting with her.
But there's no way that someone who protects the sea...
...would easily befriend an invader.
There must be some sort of underlying reason.
Arashiyama-san!
How do you feel about the squid person?
Where did that come from?
Could Nagisa-chan have a crush on Goro?
If he says something weird,
the gravity of being a squid-invader will be ruined.
I-
He thinks that I am "a horrible threat to mankind"!
Don't answer for me!
I only interpreted what your heart said.
Except it was way off!
I'm serious!
I knew it. So, Nagisa-chan likes Goro, eh?
A-All right. As you can see, she's hostile towards me...
That's good.
But she's liked by children, is caring...
...and when a child was drowning, she helped me save her.
So basically, she's a good person.
A good person?
Right, squid?
He's smiling...
You must have confused me with someone.
I am an invader. I would never do something like that.
Don't be so shy about it.
Arashiyama-san isn't afraid of the squid person, either,
which means that he's been brainwashed, too!
No!
See what you did?
Thanks to you, there's one less person who squidding gets me.
Did I say something bad?
Put your hand on your heart and think.
He's so dense...
Well, I guess he's only got eyes for my sister.
I can't wait for Chizuru-san's fried rice.
Arashiyama-san is the last bastion that protects this sea.
The world will really end unless he snaps out of it.
He saved my life. What can I do for him?
Here you go. Sorry for the wait.
Chizuru-san's fried rice...
Yummy shrimp.
Damn you, squid! Give me back Chizuru-san's fried rice!
That's your squidly punishment for saying something like that.
I am not going to give up on you!
Huh?
Oh, she said it!
Must be hard being popular.
It's not like th-
It is!
Wha...?
I've made up my mind. I am going to protect you!
I'm n-not afraid of you or anything...!
What a relief; she's still afraid of me.
You don't have to pretend to be tough!
Oh, I'm squidtastically happy.
Chain of Attraction
This is getting interesting.
Is Ika-chan here?
Don't complicate it even further!
waratteiru ima ga itooshikute
笑っている 今が愛おしくて
I'm laughing now, and it's lovely.
hitori janai to omotta
ひとりじゃないと思った
I realised I'm not alone.
hajimari wa subete guuzen de sore wa kiseki no meguriai
始まりはすべて偶然で それは奇跡のめぐり逢い
In the beginning, everything was a coincidence. Our meeting was, too.
deatta koro wa tesaguri de demo kawasu kotoba ga ureshikute
出逢った頃は手探りで でも交わす言葉が嬉しくて
When we met, I fumbled my way through, but I'm happy with the words we exchanged.
dare ka ga jibun no namae o yobu
誰かが自分の名前を呼ぶ
Someone calls out my name.
atarashii sekai ga mawari hajimeru
新しい世界が回り始める
A new world begins to turn.
deatta koto shinjiru koto
出逢ったこと 信じること
Meeting and believing...
atarimae no you de sore ga muzukashii
あたりまえのようで それが難しい
...seem to be natural, yet they're difficult.
waratteiru ima ga itooshikute
笑っている 今が愛おしくて
I'm laughing now, and it's lovely.
hitori janai to omotta
ひとりじゃないと思った
I realised I'm not alone.
Life Saver Arashiyama Goro is here!
Next time:
Focus your tentacles on her!
Feeling inkuisitive?
A squiddle work never killed anyone.
Feeling inkuisitive?
A squiddle work never killed anyone.
All three!
I shall keep the sea at peace!