shinryaku shinryaku shinryaku shinryaku shinryaku shinryaku IKA musume
侵略!侵略!侵略!侵略!侵略!侵略! イカ娘!
Invade, invade, invade, invade, invade, invade, Ika Musume Kyun!~
KIRAKIRA na umi to kaze kagayaku ATORIUMU
キラキラな海と風 輝くアトリウム
The sea and the wind are sparkling, and the atrium is shining.
minna de atsumatte hajimemashou hajimemashou
みんなで集まって はじめましょ はじめましょ
Everyone, come together! Let's begin this! Let's begin this!
HORAHORA soko no KIMI wagamama na taido de
ホラホラそこのキミ、我侭な態度で
Oh, look. You there! What's with your selfish attitude?
ochitari ITAKU shitara IKAN desho IKAN desho
おちたりイタクしたら イカんでしょ イカんでしょ
It's not good if you miss it and get lost. You can't do that, right? You can't do that, right?
honto wa motto yasashii kimochi wo motteru deshou anata mo
ほんとはもっと優しい気持ちを 持ってるでしょう あなたも
The truth is that you also can be kind, right?
hitori bocchi mo umi no heiwa mo
ひとりぼっちも 海の平和も
I'll protect the solitude, the peaceful sea,
ICHIGEN KIGEN mo shiawase mo mamorimasu
イチゲン キゲンも 幸せも守ります!
our limits, our deadlines and our happiness!
IIKANJI MUTEKI ni SUSUME
イーカンジ☆ムテキに☆ススメ
Feeling good! Let's march as though we're invincible.
IIKANJI MUJAKI ni SUSUME
イーカンジ☆ムジャキに☆ススメ
Feeling good! Let's march as though we're innocent.
higashi no shima ittara otakara ippai daishouri
東の島行ったら お宝いっぱい 大勝利!
If we go to the east island, we'll find lots of treasures and a great victory!
IIKANJI MUBOO ni SUSUME
イーカンジ☆ムボーに☆ススメ
Feeling good! Let's march as though we're reckless.
IIKANJI MUCHUU ni SUSUME
イーカンジ☆ムチューに☆ススメ
Feeling good! Let's march as though we're in a daze.
danjouseki ureshii kono mama tenka wo torena IKA
誕生席嬉しい このまま天下を取れなイカ?
I'm happy with the best seat in the house, so can't just I seize the entire world like this?
shinryaku kouryaku keikaku seikou shinryaku kouryaku IKA musume
侵略 攻略 計画 成功! 侵略 攻略 イカ娘
Invade! Capture! Plan! Success! Invade! Capture! Ika Musume Kyun!~
Not from this sea, are you?
Wow...
Welco-
I think someone really cool just came in...
Eiko-chan, go take her order.
What? Uh... Where's Nagisa-chan?
Oh, right, she's got the late shift...
It's a new experience.
Uh, eat? D-Drink?
How... menu... please?
I'd like an alien.
Excuse me?!
I heard that one was sighted here. Have you seen it?
Uh... I don't quite understand-
Oh, it's not an alien, but...
Huh?
Alien sighted!
I must take it to the lab and start my analysis right away!
Now wait just a squid!
What the squid is with you all of a sudden?!
Who the squid are you?!
Oh, sorry. I haven't introduced myself yet.
I am one of the researchers of the American Counter-Extraterrestrial Laboratory.
My name is Cindy Campbell.
I am travelling the world in order to reveal the identity of aliens.
You have too much time on your tentacles.
Who are you to say that?
Anyway, that's the story, so you don't mind if I take you with me, right?
I do mind! Stop talking like I'm an alien!
But the aliens I know also have those things.
There's no mistake about it.
What has she been investigating about aliens?
Anyway!
I am Ika Musume and I came here to conquer the surface world!
Whatever, just get off the counter.
Conquer? That clinches it! You really are an alien!
Stop jumping to squidiotic conclusions, already!
If you don't want to listen, this ought to do the trick!
How's that? Ten tentacles and squid ink: Proof that I am a squid.
Powerful tentacles... A mysterious liquid... This is the alien I've dreamt about.
She's so creepy!
Geez. When it comes to humans, I really can't keep up with them.
Wait. I came to conquer, not to clean up.
Here.
Thank you!
Is this fuel for your UFO? Or are you going to eat this?
She squidding followed me...
How about doing work instead of fooling around here?
What are you talking about?
I'm currently doing the important job of communicating with aliens, aren't I?
I was born in that sea! I grew up in that sea!
I came from that sea in order to conquer the surface world!
Stop treating me like an alien, already!
Do you have any proof that your species was born on Earth?
Even if you were born in the sea, that alone doesn't prove that you're a Terran life form.
It's entirely possible that your ancestors came to Earth...
...a long time ago and secretly created a base in the ocean,
where your kind evolved into a half-squid/half-human entity...
...in order to be able to freely move around in and out of the ocean. That would explain...
So, apparently I'm an alien.
Huh? Ika Musume, what got into you all of a sudden?
I'd like to be addressed as Squidian from now on.
So you're keeping the squid part?
I will show you proof that I am a Squidian.
Because I am an alien, I draw mystery circles.
That's just a doodle.
Because I am an alien, I draw geoglyphs.
Isn't that the same thing?
Where did you learn that?!
I am a mysterious-
Seriously, where?!
WE ARE-
Ow, I hit too squidly hard.
Really, aliens don't talk like that.
Anyway, from today on, you are to treat me as an alien.
Well, if that's what you want, I don't really mind...
So, Ika Musume the Squidian!
Take these dishes to the table in the left corner.
Roger.
Squidian-neechan, let's play!
Takeru, you'll have to wait.
This is exactly the same as before!
I demand to be treated like an alien!
What does that even mean?
Th-This smell...
Shrimp?!
Here you go, Squidian-chan.
This looks tasty. Can I eat it?!
Of course!
Oh, but Squidian-chan, you're an alien, aren't you?
Hm...
I wonder if Squidians eat shrimp.
Never heard of such a thing. Takeru, what about you?
I heard that aliens abduct cows and pigs and suck their blood.
Huh?! That sounds gross.
Yeah. They might eat cattle, but definitely not shrimp.
If you're not going to eat it, I'll have it so we don't waste it.
I'm digging in!
What are you doing? You're an alien!
What are you talking about? I am Ika Musume.
What's with that?
Damn, looks like my brainwashing was a little too light.
I'm terribly sorry, but I can't let you take Ika Musume-chan.
Even if she were an alien, right, Eiko-chan?
Yeah, we won't hand over Ika Musume.
Eiko...
Ika Musume is our valuable servant!
I have no squidly friends!
Besides, even if you were to examine this one, you'd only get some squid ink.
All right. I will leave for now.
But I will never give up.
I will keep coming until you admit that you're an alien.
Okay!
Oh, Ika Musume.
Take care of the store. I'll be back around lunch.
Where are you going in that cosplay getup?
It's not cosplay!
Today's a school day, so I'm wearing school clothes.
School?
I'm going, too!
Has your ink gone to your brain? You can't come!
Who knows what'll happen if you use those tentacles at school!
That would be even worse than with Nagisa-chan...
So the humans would be terrified and run around in panic?
Anyway, you have to work hard to cover my part, too!
It's not fair that you get to have fun alone!
Let's do our best today, huh?
I'm off.
Take care!
Why not join the school of fish?
So you left her? I mean Ika-chan?
Of course! I can't babysit her in a place like this.
Aw. I even brought a one-of-a-kind sailor uniform for Ika-chan.
What do you come to school for?
Good morning. Long time no see.
Morning.
I get to see everybody after so long. I won't let her ruin-
That little...
What's wrong?
It can't be helped; I'll have to wait until later.
Upon closer inspection, everybody is wearing the same clothes.
Could this be a military base?
It was good that I got away from Chizuru in order to scout this place out.
Ah! What?
This room is...
...full of suspicious equipment for experiments.
I bet they develop chemical weapons here.
Ow, I'm squidly sor-
Th-They even run experiments on fellow humans!
What a terrifying place.
This is the hacking room.
This is where they prepare the combat rations.
This is the training room.
This is the briefing room.
High security. Must be the weapons locker.
This is where they treat the wounded.
This facility is better organised than I thought.
Darn those humans. I can't underestimate them.
Principal's Office
What's this?
The picture says "Independence"
Wow, this is the only room that's oddly nice and spacious.
A trophy for victory!
I will serve the heads of my enemies on this!
From this day forth, I will be the Supreme Squid of this place!
Anybody who opposes me will get the death sentence!
Who are you?
Wh-Who the squid are you?!
"Who?" you say? I mean I'm-
Since you came to this room, I surmise you're the ruler of this place.
I suppose you could put it that way.
Which means that I will be the top squid here if I defeat this guy.
Anyway, you can't just come in here.
It doesn't matter!
Eh?
After all, this place will be squidly mine from today on!
All right. that's it for today. The next school day will be...
Foolish humans, I have conquered this place.
Ika-chan!
Damn her!
I will rule this place from now on.
If you oppose me, you forfeit the life of the previous ruler.
Hm, this is not good.
You will be my trusty soldiers and scatter across the land...
...to conquer the surface world for me!
Ika-chan will be the ruler of the school.
Hey.
And I will be her bodyguard!
Hey!
When I've conquered the entire surface world, then...
Then I will rule everything... and rule, and conquer, and subjugate...
...and eat all the shrimp I want every day!
Shrimp?
Yes. As tempura, fried, as sashimi...
If you obey me, I'll let you eat a little bit, too.
I actually have a shrimp allergy, so I can't have any shellfish.
What? You can't eat shrimp?! What joy do you have in life?!
Stop resisting!
Open your mouth!
Are you squidly saying my shrimp isn't good enough?!
Cut it out already!
Seriously...
Sorry about that.
I don't understand students these days.
You could have told me that it's just a place where you squidly study.
You just randomly ran amok.
Eiko! I want to go to school, too.
You'll have to start with elementary school.
Wouldn't having a pet be squidtastic?
Geso...
Geso!
Geso! Geso!
Geso, geso.
Geso!
Geso?
The life expectancy of a mini Ika Musume is about 150 years,
thus they live much longer than humans.
Geso?
That's the dream I had.
Why wasn't I the one with Ika-chan?!
That's mean!
What do you want me to do...?
waratteiru ima ga itooshikute
笑っている 今が愛おしくて
I'm laughing now, and it's lovely.
hitori janai to omotta
ひとりじゃないと思った
I realised I'm not alone.
hajimari wa subete guuzen de sore wa kiseki no meguriai
始まりはすべて偶然で それは奇跡のめぐり逢い
In the beginning, everything was a coincidence. Our meeting was, too.
deatta koro wa tesaguri de demo kawasu kotoba ga ureshikute
出逢った頃は手探りで でも交わす言葉が嬉しくて
When we met, I fumbled my way through, but I'm happy with the words we exchanged.
dare ka ga jibun no namae o yobu
誰かが自分の名前を呼ぶ
Someone calls out my name.
atarashii sekai ga mawari hajimeru
新しい世界が回り始める
A new world begins to turn.
deatta koto shinjiru koto
出逢ったこと 信じること
Meeting and believing...
atarimae no you de sore ga muzukashii
あたりまえのようで それが難しい
...seem to be natural, yet they're difficult.
waratteiru ima ga itooshikute
笑っている 今が愛おしくて
I'm laughing now, and it's lovely.
hitori janai to omotta
ひとりじゃないと思った
I realised I'm not alone.
My name is Nagatsuki Sanae and I love Ika-chan.
Next time:
Up for an inkredible hero stage show?
Squidn't you be studying right now?
Is this inkfatuation or love?
Up for an inkredible hero stage show?
Squidn't you be studying right now?
Is this inkfatuation or love?
All three!
Watch and support Ika-chan and me!