shinryaku shinryaku shinryaku shinryaku shinryaku shinryaku IKA musume
侵略!侵略!侵略!侵略!侵略!侵略! イカ娘!
Invade, invade, invade, invade, invade, invade, Ika Musume Kyun!~
KIRAKIRA na umi to kaze kagayaku ATORIUMU
キラキラな海と風 輝くアトリウム
The sea and the wind are sparkling, and the atrium is shining.
minna de atsumatte hajimemashou hajimemashou
みんなで集まって はじめましょ はじめましょ
Everyone, come together! Let's begin this! Let's begin this!
HORAHORA soko no KIMI wagamama na taido de
ホラホラそこのキミ、我侭な態度で
Oh, look. You there! What's with your selfish attitude?
ochitari ITAKU shitara IKAN desho IKAN desho
おちたりイタクしたら イカんでしょ イカんでしょ
It's not good if you miss it and get lost. You can't do that, right? You can't do that, right?
honto wa motto yasashii kimochi wo motteru deshou anata mo
ほんとはもっと優しい気持ちを 持ってるでしょう あなたも
The truth is that you also can be kind, right?
hitori bocchi mo umi no heiwa mo
ひとりぼっちも 海の平和も
I'll protect the solitude, the peaceful sea,
ICHIGEN KIGEN mo shiawase mo mamorimasu
イチゲン キゲンも 幸せも守ります!
our limits, our deadlines and our happiness!
IIKANJI MUTEKI ni SUSUME
イーカンジ☆ムテキに☆ススメ
Feeling good! Let's march as though we're invincible.
IIKANJI MUJAKI ni SUSUME
イーカンジ☆ムジャキに☆ススメ
Feeling good! Let's march as though we're innocent.
higashi no shima ittara otakara ippai daishouri
東の島行ったら お宝いっぱい 大勝利!
If we go to the east island, we'll find lots of treasures and a great victory!
IIKANJI MUBOO ni SUSUME
イーカンジ☆ムボーに☆ススメ
Feeling good! Let's march as though we're reckless.
IIKANJI MUCHUU ni SUSUME
イーカンジ☆ムチューに☆ススメ
Feeling good! Let's march as though we're in a daze.
danjouseki ureshii kono mama tenka wo torena IKA
誕生席嬉しい このまま天下を取れなイカ?
I'm happy with the best seat in the house, so can't just I seize the entire world like this?
shinryaku kouryaku keikaku seikou shinryaku kouryaku IKA musume
侵略 攻略 計画 成功! 侵略 攻略 イカ娘
Invade! Capture! Plan! Success! Invade! Capture! Ika Musume Kyun!~
Damn these humans. The only thing they're good at is littering.
What the squid is this?
How much is that squiddy in the window?
Lemon House
by the Sea
Nagisa!
What is this?
I-I think it's a wallet.
Wallet?
Ika Musume-chan?
The owner of the wallet showed up and left this as a reward.
Ten thousand squidly yen?!
What can I buy with ten thousand yen?
You can buy a bunch of things with that. DVDs, CDs, games, etc.
Because of deflation, prices are quite low, too.
If you don't mind buying used, you'll have even more choices.
It's quite common for things to drop to 10% of the retail price, too.
I wonder how much Blu-rays go for used...
Oh, she overloaded...
Well, a squid's sense of money probably doesn't go beyond a few hundred yen.
You don't have to spend it right away.
Just use it when you see something you want.
I want political power!
Life would be easy, if that could be had for ten thousand yen.
But you don't even know what you can buy here on the surface, right?
Why don't you go to the shopping district and look around?
Take Nagisa-chan.
Huh? Me... Why?
Well, we don't have any customers at the moment. You should tag along.
I hope they'll get along a little better after this.
Oh, that's why?
"That's why?" What do you mean?
I thought you sent her along to mess with her.
Sis...
There's a lot of squidknacks here.
Y-Yeah...
Oh? What's that?
Is she plotting to steal our technology?
Y-You can't.
Huh?
I think electronics would cost more than you have.
I see.
What's that over there?
Is she trying to collect information on how to conquer the surface world now?
Uh, I think the store over there is more fun than books!
Over where?
Oh, sorry, it was just my imagination...
Huh?
Ika-chan!
Who is she?
Unbelievable! She has me, and yet...!
Wait.
Supermarket
This is what I'll buy!
And this! And this one, too!
Oh, yeah, now I remember...
Do you like shrimp, then?
N-No more than your average squid.
I just like them in a little super-mega-ultra-normal way.
That didn't make any sense.
Shrimp, shrimp.
Geso, geso.
Shrimp, shrimp.
Geso~
Shrimp! Geso, geso, geso~
Was it really all right to cook ten thousand yen worth of shrimp?
Isn't it squidnificent?
The entire place smells like shrimp.
Hey, wait!
Wh-What the squid do you want, all of a sudden?
You don't have enough self-control.
You stole the shrimp off of Goro's plate last time!
Like Goro has any right to be eating shrimp in the first place.
I don't want you to take other customers' shrimp, either...
Try to put some effort into that self-control.
But I want to eat them...
Even Alex, Sanae's family dog, can easily wait an hour.
Don't compare me to a dog!
Tasty things should be eaten without restraint!
Hey!
What the...?
I can't move my arm, even though she's merely looking at me.
Go!
When I say that word, you may eat.
Go...ne is former prime minister, Yoshida Shigeru.
Go...ing to school and studying is important.
Go...tta watch out for earthquakes.
This is so nice.
She is one scary boss.
She really ate them all!
I'm relieved, though. This is more like her.
Huh? You mean the unbelievable gorging?
No, I mean the way she used the money.
I guess she went all out.
Nope.
She could have used the ten thousand yen to fix the wall she destroyed and been free and clear...
I wasted the perfect chance...
Sis, you're really enjoying this, aren't you?
Hello! Delivery!
Coming.
Here you go.
For Ika Musume-san?
That's huge!
It's from Sanae. What did she send?
There's a note attached.
I'm sending you shrimp to make you happy. There's plenty, so enjoy yourself!
No way, right? She just pigged out.
You're going to eat it?!
I have a dedicated stomach for shrimp.
But still, this is huge. How much did she send?
P.S., Ika-chan, please enjoy this by yourself.
Enjoy? By yourself?
Shrimp, shrimp.
Geso, geso.
You want to eat it?
Something's definitely wrong with these people.
Finally done.
There were a lot of customers today.
Good work.
Let's head home, then.
Yeah.
Ride 'em, Squiddy!
You don't need to come.
Every day, it's the same thing.
Why not? Where are you going?!
I told you, we're going home.
I'm going to follow you home today!
No. You. Aren't!
I will not allow you to set one foot in our house!
Seriously, you people are so naive.
This house is now my squid-vasion base until the morning!
And now, time for some TV.
The Yokozuna Kainoumi is standing to the east, and to the west, Ozeki...
Huh?
What's wrong? Are you not feeling well or something?
No way...
What the squid am I supposed to do until morning without you?!
What? How goes the squid-vasion?
No, no, it's already past sundown.
The working hours for a squid-vasion end at 5PM.
I'm hungry.
They realised that I've been snacking.
However, I'm not one to give up like this!
Ika-chan, you understand, right?
If I cut this chain, I'll unleash Chizuru's wrath as well.
But they're the ones who left me here, and took away my food supply on top of that,
while they went back to their base alone.
If that's how you're going to be, then I won't hold back either!
Let's begin.
Squid-vasion game!
Take this! Squid Punch!
Oh no, I'm done for! Ika Musume is too strong!
Now do you understand my might?
No way.
Really? Really? Oh my god, it hurts!
Squid Ink Attack!
I have completely conquered Chizuru! Eiko will be next!
Good morning, Ika Musume-chan.
Good morning!
Thanks for watching the store overnight.
This is for you. They taste great; we got them from a neighbour.
We made sure to leave you some.
Ika Musume! How dare you! Where did you run to?!
Show yourself!
I'm not one to be appeased so easily.
Ika Musume!
Welcome back.
I prepared the bath.
You'll make a good wife.
I want to take a shower, too.
Why are you here?!
And why does a squid want to take a shower?
That's just wrong on so many levels!
The TV over there is broken, so she'll stay here.
What kind of reason is that?
I really can't call a house at the sea without a TV my base, you know?
That isn't your base in the first place!
You don't know what she might do if you let her into the house.
Soy sauce won't be the end of it!
Don't worry.
Even if something happens, I will "take care" of it.
She's so reliable that it makes me worry in a different way.
Oh, well. It's just one night.
Compared to Sanae's house, yours is really shabby, huh?
Forget it. Get out right now!
I'm digging in!
It's unfair that you get to eat something this squidlicious every day!
I'm glad you like it.
What have you been eating until now?
Oh, it's already this late.
It's about time I went to bed.
Huh?
Yeah, me too.
Good night, Ika Musume-chan.
Good night, Ika-neechan.
You should go to bed soon, too.
I'm not done playing yet. Being alone is boring.
Takeru
Takeru, time to squiddle out of bed.
Sorry, Ika-neechan. Tomorrow, okay?
I thought Takeru would be ready to play more,
but he's still a child. It can't be helped.
Chizuru
So this is Chizuru's room...
My squiddy-sense is telling me not to lay a tentacle on this door.
I guess I have no choice but to wake Eiko.
Hey, Eiko, wake up.
Hey.
Fine!
I'm going to sleep here, too!
What the hell is this?
Why is Ika Musume sleeping in my bed?!
What a big shrimp.
She's talking in her sleep?!
This looks tasty.
Gotcha in my tentacles!
Hey, let go!
Good morning.
Let go!
Breakfast time.
Oh, my.
I'm glad. It looks like you're getting along just fine.
Hey, stop watching and help me.
I'm squidly digging in!
You're phonier than an 11-tentacled squid!
Man, this side of the beach has so many people.
If we hadn't come to investigate, we would have never found out.
Anyway, let's check out their special menu items.
Wow!
It's Ika Musume!
Oh, wow!
They're tentacles!
This is fun!
Hey, squid off.
Hm, Ika Musume's never been over here, but she's still well known?
Wh-What the hell is that?!
Is that supposed to be Ika Musume?
Why is it just the head? You could have tried harder with the clothes!
And why is the head so huge?!
I bet even she will take offence.
Th-There's another me...
Oh, man.
Get closer and take a look. It's obviously different, see?
Hello.
I bet the tentacles won't move because they're fake.
They're moving.
This is quite elaborate.
Try pushing my nose.
Like this?
Whoa, something came out!
Well, the head got big because I stuffed a lot of things into it.
Who are you?
I am the owner of the "South Wind House by the Sea."
I saw that your Ika Musume is popular with the kids, so I made one.
As I figured, the real one is quite nice.
How about it? The fact that we met here must be some sort of fate.
How about exchanging your Ika Musume with this Ika Musume?
Hell no!
I'm not saying for free.
Let's decide this with a match.
These two have to try to take each other's caps.
What if we win?
I'll give you ten thousand yen.
I'm in!
Begin!
Ika Musume, show her the power of real tentacles!
Removing her cap means death!
I can't do it!
This is our chance!
This is really freaky!
W-Wait, I can't see anything.
My head came off! My head came off!
Calm down! That's not your head!
That's gonna leave some mental scars.
We'll have to have another match, since no one won this round.
You still want to continue?
The second round will be on your turf.
Huh? Are you really going to do it?
Where is your Ika Musume?
She'll be here soon.
Are you screwing with me?!
This is the "Real Version."
What's the point of making it "real"?
Don't do anything that'll damage Ika Musume's reputation even more.
What's "even more" supposed to mean?!
Don't worry; that was a prototype back then. This is the enhanced version.
Enhanced version? Then why did it end up such a sorry affair?
And why can't you just use a wig and a cap?
That would be nothing but cosplay!
What are you actually trying to achieve?
Just listen. That previous Ika Musume was the type that's popular with kids.
This is the type that can actually work.
I really don't give a damn.
So this is my proposal: No more cap taking.
Instead, how about letting my Ika Musume work for you?
If you decide that she's useful, I'll borrow yours.
Hm, what do you think, Sis?
Wait. What about my squidding opinion?!
That's fine with me. It sounds fun.
All right. I guess our Ika Musume can go play, then.
Should I be happy about that?
Nagisa-chan, instead of Ika Musume-chan, she'll be working with you today.
Nice to squidly meet you.
Uh, yeah, nice to meet you, too...
Here you squidly go.
Hm... This is painful to say, but I think she's hurting business a little.
Yes, although she is a good worker.
Ika Musume's much more efficient, since she can use her tentacles at will.
This is not where my Ika Musume truly shines. It's in the kitchen!
She's fast.
Done.
Why do you insist on making the seasonings come out of the face?!
And what the hell are you doing?
Since our place's selling point is the big variety on the menu,
I made sure that she can handle any kind of cuisine.
For instance, if you want something barbecued...
I'm scared squidless of myself.
I'm telling you, that's not you.
H-Huh? The fire won't stop...
Quick, water!
I can't take any more...
Cute!
I apologise for this mess.
Are you trying to burn down our place?!
Sorry, sorry.
Well, anybody can make mistakes.
I was talking to you!
I'll be back.
You don't have to!
Who was that cute girl?
Does she work here?
Maybe we should have hired the person underneath.
waratteiru ima ga itooshikute
笑っている 今が愛おしくて
I'm laughing now, and it's lovely.
hitori janai to omotta
ひとりじゃないと思った
I realised I'm not alone.
hajimari wa subete guuzen de sore wa kiseki no meguriai
始まりはすべて偶然で それは奇跡のめぐり逢い
In the beginning, everything was a coincidence. Our meeting was, too.
deatta koro wa tesaguri de demo kawasu kotoba ga ureshikute
出逢った頃は手探りで でも交わす言葉が嬉しくて
When we met, I fumbled my way through, but I'm happy with the words we exchanged.
dare ka ga jibun no namae o yobu
誰かが自分の名前を呼ぶ
Someone calls out my name.
atarashii sekai ga mawari hajimeru
新しい世界が回り始める
A new world begins to turn.
deatta koto shinjiru koto
出逢ったこと 信じること
Meeting and believing...
atarimae no you de sore ga muzukashii
あたりまえのようで それが難しい
...seem to be natural, yet they're difficult.
waratteiru ima ga itooshikute
笑っている 今が愛おしくて
I'm laughing now, and it's lovely.
hitori janai to omotta
ひとりじゃないと思った
I realised I'm not alone.
H-Hello. Nice to meet you. I'm Saito Nagisa.
Next time: Not from this sea, are you?
Not from this sea, are you?
Why not join the school of fish?
Wouldn't having a pet be squidtastic?
Why not join the school of fish?
Wouldn't having a pet be squidtastic?
Sorry. Please take care of me.