shinryaku shinryaku shinryaku shinryaku shinryaku shinryaku IKA musume
侵略!侵略!侵略!侵略!侵略!侵略! イカ娘!
Invade, invade, invade, invade, invade, invade, Ika Musume Kyun!~
KIRAKIRA na umi to kaze kagayaku ATORIUMU
キラキラな海と風 輝くアトリウム
The sea and the wind are sparkling, and the atrium is shining.
minna de atsumatte hajimemashou hajimemashou
みんなで集まって はじめましょ はじめましょ
Everyone, come together! Let's begin this! Let's begin this!
HORAHORA soko no KIMI wagamama na taido de
ホラホラそこのキミ、我侭な態度で
Oh, look. You there! What's with your selfish attitude?
ochitari ITAKU shitara IKAN desho IKAN desho
おちたりイタクしたら イカんでしょ イカんでしょ
It's not good if you miss it and get lost. You can't do that, right? You can't do that, right?
honto wa motto yasashii kimochi wo motteru deshou anata mo
ほんとはもっと優しい気持ちを 持ってるでしょう あなたも
The truth is that you also can be kind, right?
hitori bocchi mo umi no heiwa mo
ひとりぼっちも 海の平和も
I'll protect the solitude, the peaceful sea,
ICHIGEN KIGEN mo shiawase mo mamorimasu
イチゲン キゲンも 幸せも守ります!
our limits, our deadlines and our happiness!
IIKANJI MUTEKI ni SUSUME
イーカンジ☆ムテキに☆ススメ
Feeling good! Let's march as though we're invincible.
IIKANJI MUJAKI ni SUSUME
イーカンジ☆ムジャキに☆ススメ
Feeling good! Let's march as though we're innocent.
higashi no shima ittara otakara ippai daishouri
東の島行ったら お宝いっぱい 大勝利!
If we go to the east island, we'll find lots of treasures and a great victory!
IIKANJI MUBOO ni SUSUME
イーカンジ☆ムボーに☆ススメ
Feeling good! Let's march as though we're reckless.
IIKANJI MUCHUU ni SUSUME
イーカンジ☆ムチューに☆ススメ
Feeling good! Let's march as though we're in a daze.
danjouseki ureshii kono mama tenka wo torena IKA
誕生席嬉しい このまま天下を取れなイカ?
I'm happy with the best seat in the house, so can't just I seize the entire world like this?
shinryaku kouryaku keikaku seikou shinryaku kouryaku IKA musume
侵略 攻略 計画 成功! 侵略 攻略 イカ娘
Invade! Capture! Plan! Success! Invade! Capture! Ika Musume Kyun!~
Life Savers
Life savers watch over the beach and the sea.
At times, they have to save lives.
They truly are the protectors of the sea!
They are... Life savers!
Life Savers
Hm... Excuse me.
It looks like someone's drowning over there.
What?!
Hang in there! I'm coming to save you!
I'm squidding drowning!
My tentacles cramped up!
Wait a squid, aren't you on my side?
Ika-neechan, are you okay?
Takeru-kun? You know her?
My tentacles cramped because I didn't stretch first.
Stand back, Takeru-kun!
Oh, don't worry about him. Takeru's my squidling.
I wasn't worried about you!
Huh?
What's with those wavy things?!
I might have brought something terrible ashore!
Hey, Ika Musume.
What are you guys doing?
Oh. Nee-chan!
Ika-neechan almost drowned, and Goro-niichan saved her.
Huh? You know this human?
Yeah. We grew up together.
Rather, how can you drown when you're a squid?
I-I kinda forgot to stretch first.
Are you an elementary school student?!
Wait, how can you drown when you came from the sea?
H-Holy squid!
I got used to life up here and forgot all about it!
Goro-kun, thank you.
This is a small thank you.
No, it's okay... It's something we are meant to do as life savers to protect the sea.
But I'm grateful that you're watching out for us every day.
Could it be that this guy is afraid of Chizuru?
Yes! I won't lose to anyone in terms of my love towards the sea!
What?!
What do you mean "What?!"
Who the squid do you think you are?!
I am Arashiyama Goro, a life saver who protects the sea!
I am Ika Musume, a messenger from the sea,
who protects all things aquatic!
Hey Goro, do you even know who she is?
Her love for the sea is the same as mine.
We're comrades-in-tentacles!
She means something else...
Then how about showing me what your light sabre job is all about.
It's "life saver"!
I'm coming, too!
My job actually has many responsibilities.
We patrol the beach, for one.
I see. They make sure that the humans...
...don't squidly pollute the ocean.
We keep an eye on the strength and direction of the tides.
I see, so feeling the rage of the ocean on your skin.
And lastly, we work out in order to be prepared for when it gets serious.
I see. That's for the payback to humanity that's bound to happen at some point.
Hm, you're actually doing quite well for a human.
Life savers can't let their guard down.
By the way, what are you doing to protect the sea?
Huh?
Eh?
Huh?
I-I'm not doing anything!
Ika-neechan?
Well, I'm doing a variety of things.
A variety?
B-By the way, what's that?
We use that to observe the area and make sure that everything is going fine.
This is a very nice sight!
It's so high! It's great!
Hey! Don't just climb up without my permission!
Here!
Ah~
Kneel, you ignorant humans!
Grovel before me, the messenger from the sea!
You can't do that!
If we are to protect the sea,
we have to start by conquering humanity!
What are you talking about?!
I take it back. You're not a comrade-in-tentacles at all!
Ika-neechan!
I'll show you who's more suited...
...to be the messenger from the sea!
If he screws up during his work as the messenger from the sea,
wouldn't it mean that I'm more suited than him to be the messenger from the sea?
Goro's getting in the sea.
Why don't we let him taste the humiliation of drowning?
What the...?
Something's got my leg!
Are you all right?
Ika?
I guess even life savers can drown, huh?
It's not the time to talk about that!
A child is drifting away over there!
Damn it. I'd rather not ask someone like you to help me out with my job, but...
Please, go and save her!
You do know that you could die here, too, right?
I'm not the one who's asking for help here!
Go save that child, already!
Thank you so much.
Oh, I wasn't actually able to do anything.
You should be thanking her; she's the one who saved her.
Onee-chan, thank you.
Look at that, her squidness actually did some good.
I'm proud of you, Ika Musume-chan.
I wish I could have seen it.
It's not like I squidly saved her because I wanted to.
Humanity is my enemy after all!
But really, thanks.
You're not so bad after all.
Thank you for saving me. Thank you so much!
I'm sorry for mocking you!
That's how it should have played out!
You're my enemy for all squidding eternity!
Lemon House
by the Sea
Yoshio-kun, happy birthday.
Happy birthday.
This is the first time I have seen such a menu.
Oh, that's a special menu.
Families who celebrate a birthday here...
...get a cake from us at a huge discount.
Birthday?
On the surface world, people celebrate the day they were born.
The day they were born...
I see. She doesn't know her birthday.
Then...
Today's my squidly birthday, too!
You should throw a party for me, as well!
You just decided that. You even said, "then."
Who cares? I want to squidly do this!
You get more shameless every day.
Even if today really is your birthday,
we wouldn't celebrate the birthday of an invader. We'd ignore it!
How dare you...
Why not? Let's throw a birthday party for Ika Musume-chan.
Yay!
Sis, are you serious?
Up for a squid-celebration?
We bought the stuff.
What did you get?
What are you doing?!
What else did you get?
Huh?
A golden tentacle?
I guess not.
Show your-squidly-self!
Hey, Ika Musume.
You're so stubborn! Knock it off!
Hey!
You stay here.
Why the squid should I?!
Just do it.
The guest of honour doesn't work.
Guest of honour?
That's right. I'll call you when we're ready.
So, stay put.
I see.
It looks like I'm slowly on my way to conquering the surface world.
That means it's natural for those lowly people to work.
Wow! Onee-chan, that's so nice.
Isn't it? It's almost too nice for her.
Wow, Goro-kun. You are even doing that?
Oh, no. This is nothing.
What the squid is this?!
They're having fun without me!
Could it be?!
Wow! Onee-chan, that's so nice.
Isn't it? It's almost too nice for her.
Wow Goro-kun. You are even doing that?
Oh, no. This is nothing.
Now, let's capture Ika Musume and eat her!
We're ready.
Keep your tentacles off me!
Ika-neechan!
Happy birthday!
I feel like I've accomplished something quite squidiferous.
You haven't accomplished anything.
I brought the cake.
Oh, then let's dig in!
Wait. We have to put in candles for each year.
How old are you?
I don't know...
Well, judging from how stupid you are,
this should be right.
I have lived a much more fulfilled life!
Ten or twenty won't do!
This is more like it.
How old are you really?
Ika-neechan, you have to blow them out.
Then...
I feel dizzy...
Ika-neechan!
She hyperventilated.
This is because you had to put so many candles on.
Hey. Are you all right?
This time!
Squid ink...
No one asked for an extra topping.
Hm, this is... just...
Only with squid ink is it truly a squid's cake!
Who told you to try to be smart?!
Let's light some fireworks next!
What a squidtastic idea!
Here you go. This is my present to you.
So these are fireworks, huh?
Oh, they're pretty.
They're best on the beach at night.
Huh? Were there this few?
We had a lot a moment ago.
You're doing it wrong.
Oh?
Mine is overwhelmingly prettier!
Why are you using your powers for something like this?
Hot, hot, hot!
Don't wave the fireworks around!
Water!
Ika-neechan, are you okay?
Be careful when you're dealing with fire!
You can't even handle fire properly...
I don't think you're fit to be an invader.
Wh-Who the squid asked you?!
But it's weird.
What is?
You'd think that fire would strike fear into the hearts of marine life.
Now that you mention it,
I've heard that squids are attracted to light.
Is that it?
Ika-neechan, watch out!
Eh?
I thought I was going to die!
Takeru, how dare you!
Are you a small animal?
Jumping around, whimpering in the sand... You're so skittish.
Don't worry.
Clearly, the humans did this to celebrate my birthday.
Today was the big fireworks display!
I forgot about that!
You can't get that in a store.
Yeah.
But you really have to finish it off with sparklers.
There's something elegant about them.
I look forward to next month's birthday.
Huh? Birthdays are once a year.
What? That's so squidly boring!
Cute!
Wanna play with this squid?
What's his name?
It's Alex.
Thank you, Sanae.
Thanks for bringing such a cute dog here!
Eiko-san, you really love dogs, huh?
Aw, so cute. There, there.
What is this creature?
You don't even know what dogs are?
Your knowledge is so limited.
In the sea, I'm one of the more knowledgeable squids!
Untentacle me!
What are you doing?!
Sanae, this is bad!
Alex!
You can't do that! Let go! Alex!
I'm sorry. Are you okay?
Really, are you okay?
I'll manage...
Not you!
You can't let a dog eat squid.
This is so unreasonable!
I'm sorry. Alex has this habit...
...of biting unusual things when he sees them.
Alex, you can't do that. You'll get a tummy-ache.
He's the one who did something bad,
so why am I being treated like this?!
Isn't it obvious?
He's cuter than you!
That's it?!
You just thought, "Oh, cute," didn't you?
No, I squidly didn't!
Anyway, I should be loved more than him!
Says the one who came to conquer humanity.
Even if there were a hundred of you,
you wouldn't win against Alex's cuteness.
You will treat me as an equal to this creature!
Oh, are you sure?
What the squid is this?
It's a collar. You want to be treated equally with Alex, right?
Ika-chan's so cute.
Sit!
Shake!
Down!
Aw, very good!
This is supposed to be equal treatment,
but I feel like this is worse than usual.
Good girl!
I-I don't want this squidly equal treatment!
Aw, that's boring.
So you were just playing, huh, Sis?
I'm jealous...
Huh?
Huh?!
Nothing.
Welcome.
Sorry for intruding.
Are you sure you want this thing here?
Stop being such an anti-cephalopod!
Yeah.
Ika-chan, you came to conquer us, right?
So I thought that seeing a human home would be valuable.
Oh! Alex, you came to greet me? You really are a good boy.
You really are so cute.
Huh?
Ika-chan!
Sorry...?
What's good about her?
What's good?
Everything?
Love
Is this... love?
I think you mean perversion.
Pervert
Oh, no. It's time for Alex's walk.
But I have to watch the house...
I'll take him.
Really?! Thanks!
Make yourself at home.
Why is it so cool in here?
It's air-conditioning.
Cold air comes out from there.
That's squidly wonderful!
This temperature reminds me of home. And this comfort!
Even though it's an enclosed space, it's nicer than the squidly Lemon.
I could see myself launching my squid-vasion from here.
But first I have to look around more... Huh?
Green book: Trip Diary
Blue book: Ika-chan
My name?
Will you help me with my collection?
Am I the one being invaded?!
You're so cute, Ika-chan!
You're too cute to be working that part-time job!
Actually, I think I prefer my part-time job.
I've got many more prepared.
Sanae's by herself. It's about time for me to head back.
Oh, Ika Musume's with her.
Sanae's in danger!
Sanae, are you okay?!
Oh, Eiko, welcome back.
What's going on here?
Alex
Come over again.
Sure...
Ika-chan, you too! Come see the new things I'll have for you.
You mean, "Come over to be my toy," don't you?
Somehow, all of the people around you are weirdos.
Who do you think you are?!
Ow!
waratteiru ima ga itooshikute
笑っている 今が愛おしくて
I'm laughing now, and it's lovely.
hitori janai to omotta
ひとりじゃないと思った
I realised I'm not alone.
hajimari wa subete guuzen de sore wa kiseki no meguriai
始まりはすべて偶然で それは奇跡のめぐり逢い
In the beginning, everything was a coincidence. Our meeting was, too.
deatta koro wa tesaguri de demo kawasu kotoba ga ureshikute
出逢った頃は手探りで でも交わす言葉が嬉しくて
When we met, I fumbled my way through, but I'm happy with the words we exchanged.
dare ka ga jibun no namae o yobu
誰かが自分の名前を呼ぶ
Someone calls out my name.
atarashii sekai ga mawari hajimeru
新しい世界が回り始める
A new world begins to turn.
deatta koto shinjiru koto
出逢ったこと 信じること
Meeting and believing...
atarimae no you de sore ga muzukashii
あたりまえのようで それが難しい
...seem to be natural, yet they're difficult.
waratteiru ima ga itooshikute
笑っている 今が愛おしくて
I'm laughing now, and it's lovely.
hitori janai to omotta
ひとりじゃないと思った
I realised I'm not alone.
Uh... Aizawa Eiko here.
I'm seventeen and in my second year of high school.
Next time:
Well aren't you a fraidy-squid?
You're the squid's sworn enemy, aren't you?
Aren't you a new squid-recruit?
Well aren't you a fraidy-squid?
You're the squid's sworn enemy, aren't you?
Aren't you a new squid-recruit?
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