I won't forgive you!
You loathsome humans!
I will invade your rotten surface world!
shinryaku shinryaku shinryaku shinryaku shinryaku shinryaku IKA musume
侵略!侵略!侵略!侵略!侵略!侵略! イカ娘!
Invade, invade, invade, invade, invade, invade, Ika Musume Kyun!~
KIRAKIRA na umi to kaze kagayaku ATORIUMU
キラキラな海と風 輝くアトリウム
The sea and the wind are sparkling, and the atrium is shining.
minna de atsumatte hajimemashou hajimemashou
みんなで集まって はじめましょ はじめましょ
Everyone, come together! Let's begin this! Let's begin this!
HORAHORA soko no KIMI wagamama na taido de
ホラホラそこのキミ、我侭な態度で
Oh, look. You there! What's with your selfish attitude?
ochitari ITAKU shitara IKAN desho IKAN desho
おちたりイタクしたら イカんでしょ イカんでしょ
It's not good if you miss it and get lost. You can't do that, right? You can't do that, right?
honto wa motto yasashii kimochi wo motteru deshou anata mo
ほんとはもっと優しい気持ちを 持ってるでしょう あなたも
The truth is that you also can be kind, right?
hitori bocchi mo umi no heiwa mo
ひとりぼっちも 海の平和も
I'll protect the solitude, the peaceful sea,
ICHIGEN KIGEN mo shiawase mo mamorimasu
イチゲン キゲンも 幸せも守ります!
our limits, our deadlines and our happiness!
IIKANJI MUTEKI ni SUSUME
イーカンジ☆ムテキに☆ススメ
Feeling good! Let's march as though we're invincible.
IIKANJI MUJAKI ni SUSUME
イーカンジ☆ムジャキに☆ススメ
Feeling good! Let's march as though we're innocent.
higashi no shima ittara otakara ippai daishouri
東の島行ったら お宝いっぱい 大勝利!
If we go to the east island, we'll find lots of treasures and a great victory!
IIKANJI MUBOO ni SUSUME
イーカンジ☆ムボーに☆ススメ
Feeling good! Let's march as though we're reckless.
IIKANJI MUCHUU ni SUSUME
イーカンジ☆ムチューに☆ススメ
Feeling good! Let's march as though we're in a daze.
danjouseki ureshii kono mama tenka wo torena IKA
誕生席嬉しい このまま天下を取れなイカ?
I'm happy with the best seat in the house, so can't just I seize the entire world like this?
shinryaku kouryaku keikaku seikou shinryaku kouryaku IKA musume
侵略 攻略 計画 成功! 侵略 攻略 イカ娘
Invade! Capture! Plan! Success! Invade! Capture! Ika Musume Kyun!~
Who's up for a squid-vasion?
Lemon House by the Sea
Sis, are the fried noodles done?
They're done, Eiko-chan.
Here are your beers.
Another beer here.
Coming right up.
Humans, listen up.
I'm going to use this house as a base to squidly conquer humanity!
I guess you're too scared to say anything.
Don't worry. I won't kill you.
I have enough menial labour to keep you all busy!
All right. That's enough.
What the squid are you doing?
Where the squid are you taking me?
Just one question: What's with that cosplay?
Oh, that's right. I haven't introduced myself yet.
I am a messenger from the sea:
Ika Musume!
Hm, her reaction isn't what I expected.
Why our store?
It's the closest to the squidly sea!
I'm going to use it as a base for squidly conquering humanity!
Why conquer humanity?
Isn't it squidding obvious?!
Humans have forgotten what they owe the sea...
...and have polluted it for their own ends without a second thought!
For us creatures of the sea,
humans are nothing but parasites!
That's why I will conquer the human race:
to protect the sea!
Huh?
I understand, but we're busy with work today,
so come again some other time.
Be careful on your way home.
See ya.
Ah, thanks.
Wait! You're making a big mistake if you're thinking for one squidding minute that I'm just bluffing!
Listen to me!
Here, fried noodles. Can you take it to table three?
The soy-flavour ramen is for table five.
Fr-Fried noodles, table three; ramen, table five...
I need chopsticks.
Can I get some water?
Another one of these, please.
A bowl of dry noodles and dumplings, please.
Just one squidding moment, please!
Two snowcones, one strawberry and one sweet milk.
One highball.
One spaghetti aglio, olio e peperoncino.
Fried chicken and steamed dumplings.
A bowl with young sardines.
I understand.
Can you clear these away?
Right a-squidly-way.
Two fried noodles to go.
I'm returning a swim ring.
Ice cream!
Three pot stickers, please.
Can I get my bags?
I'd like to use the shower.
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm squidly sorry!
Don't touch that!
You could hurt yourself. Sheesh. Be careful.
She didn't scold me even though I made a mistake.
Instead, she worried about me...
Her face is scary, but she's actually nice.
Don't worry about this. Take the drinks out instead.
Got it!
Wait! What am I doing?
I came here to conquer the human race!
I didn't come here to get a squidding job!
Yeah, yeah. We get it. We get it.
If you don't feel like working,
go home instead of getting in the way.
This isn't a squidding game! I really came here to conquer-
You keep talking about conquest.
How many customers do you think we have today?
Huh? Many? Lots? Tentacles of thousands?
Thirty. Thirty people.
Do you really think you can conquer the human race...
...if you can't even handle that many people?
Conquering the human race means...
...that you have to control 6.4 billion people by yourself.
Billion?
How many did you think there were?
I thought it was about a thousand...
So you thought you could handle about a thousand, huh?
And also, if you make the entire human race your enemy,
all the armies of the entire world will be your opponents.
Can you fight against all of them by yourself?
What the squid is an army?
You've gotta be kidding me!
TL note: Juu means both ten and gun.
Then what about guns?
Ten?
Missiles?
Miso soup?
I just came to the surface world for the first time today.
How am I supposed to know all that?!
Someone who can't even handle a single mosquito...
...wants to conquer humanity...
I'll show you my true power, then!
Right there!
Did you see that?
I can do it if I try.
Looks like you're too scared and awed to speak.
How dare you destroy the wall of our store!
Who cares? It's going to be mine, anyway.
No, it won't!
Are you actually controlling these?
Yes.
Speed!
Power!
Reach!
Delicacy!
These ten tentacles always catch their prey and never let it escape.
That's common sense about squid for ya.
That's far beyond common sense about squids...
You said you wanted to make this house your base, right?
Yes squiddy!
You can.
R-Really?
Yup.
Why do I have to squidding work?
You have to pay for the damage with your tentacles.
Oh, my. We have a new employee.
Geso!
Ika Musume-chan, this is for table 4.
Got it.
Restock the soda in the fridge.
I'm on it already!
Hold on a squid, aren't you a compatriot?
I came to conquer them, not to squidding do this.
I must be imagining things.
I feel like I'm being watched...
These wavy things are fun.
Wavy things?
How dare he! These are my tentacles!
Wow, they move. Weird!
This is no good. I'm being underestimated.
I have to teach him how scary I am.
That was fun!
Opposite effect?!
Do it again! Again!
Again! Again!
I know! I'll play with you if you become my squid-underling!
Underling?
I am Ika Musume, a messenger from the sea!
You have to call me "Captain."
Oh, and speak politely to your superior squid!
Roger, Captain!
This sounds good.
Let's get started immediately on our squid-vasion plan to conquer the surface world!
Yes, Captain!
First, let's occupy this place!
Yeah!
Squid attack!
Aye!
What are you doing, Ika Musume?
This place is now under my squidly control!
Oh, Takeru, you came?
Yup, Nee-chan.
Huh?!
Nee-chan? That means he's her brother?
I became the Captain's underling,
and we're going to conquer the surface world!
I see. Using my brother, huh?
We're just playing around.
It was just an invasion game.
What? You said you'd make me your underling!
I don't have time to deal with human children!
I'm squidly busy!
Wait, Ika-neechan...
"Human children"?
I know!
Takeru, what are you doing?
Do you think I'll look like a squid boy with this?
Boy? Oh.
It's that thing Ika Musume-chan has.
It's so good that I can't tell the difference.
Doesn't that mean it's so simple that even a grade schooler can make it?
I bet she'll yell something like, "Don't squidly copy me!"
See? She's mad.
I can't believe I met a compatriot here!
What?
You must have come to squid-vade the surface world, too!
Th-That's squidly right.
Has she not realised that it's Takeru?
I guess that thing is enough to pass as one of them.
Let's jump right in and discuss our squid-vasion strategy.
Yes we squid!
I have been tasked with cleaning the floor of that house.
Which means that I've essentially conquered the ground.
The next targets are the chairs and the tables.
I guess she must be really happy to have met a compatriot,
but I'm actually just-
Which means...
...that you should squidly take care of the counter region.
Uh, sure, why the tentacle not?
By the way, where are your tentacles?
C-Can you hold on a squid?
What's wrong?
Onee-chan, actually...
I'm back-alamari.
Oh, good for you! Your tentacles grew back.
Yay! We managed to fool her.
That warrants a "Yay"?
However, aren't your tentacles a bit thin and lifeless?
No, I don't think so.
They seem like they're just hanging there.
Sure they're okay?
Just wait a squid!
Oh, look how energetic they are. You should be squidly fine!
All right! Let's commence our squid attack!
What? Now?
Taking that house will be no problem with two of us!
I don't know about this oversimplified plan...
Where are you going?
I finally...
She found out!
...met a compatriot.
Why did he have to die so suddenly?
What?!
Ika-neechan...
You're no longer my underling, and I'm not your captain, either!
She went back to treating me as a human.
My dear compatriot.
At least rest peacefully in our homeland.
Well, what should I say? You did a good job.
Farewell, my squid-in-arms!
Aren't I just the squiddiest?
The store is so quiet when it rains.
What is it?
Who's the woman with the squidly long hair?
Huh? She's been here the whole time!
I know that!
Does she have anything to do with you or your brother?
You didn't realise? She's my older sister. My older sister.
Her name's Chizuru.
Older sister?
No squidding way!
You're violent, and your brother is loud and follows people around,
but that one's not violent at all and looks to be totally on the squid-and-narrow!
Sorry for being so violent!
You can't do that, Eiko-chan. You shouldn't pick on Ika Musume-chan.
She's squidding nice!
Ika Musume-chan, could you carry this?
Roger!
It's kind of cold today.
What are you sneezing out?!
What the squid are you freaking out about?
I'm just sneezing out squid ink.
I thought you coughed up blood! Wipe it off already!
Oh, yeah. It really is squid ink.
You're so calm! And she licked it!
Ika Musume-chan, you're really quite squiddy, huh?
What's "squiddy"?
Why don't you go take a shower; you smell like squid ink.
I'll do that. Watch the store, okay?
I bet you wouldn't have forgiven me.
Of course not!
Thanks to you,
I won't be able to eat squid ink spaghetti for a while.
Spaghetti... with squid ink?
Humans eat this?
Hey, don't spit that out in front of me!
Yeah, we do.
We mix it with spaghetti and squid meat.
Meat?
Wait, are you planning to-
Like I'd eat you!
Maybe not you, but the customers might...
There are no humans here.
Well, it's raining.
Do humans disappear when it rains?
I doubt there are people who want to play around on a day like this.
Right now, the only people here...
...are that quiet, black-haired Chizuru,
that obnoxious kid Takeru...
...and this one, who's kind of strong.
Which means...
Eat before you're eaten!
This is my chance to squidly take over this house!
Today... Today's my day to make you squidly pay!
All right. I guess I'll do some cleaning.
Ika Musume, help me.
Abso-squidly not.
Do you know what position you're in?
That's my squid line.
Human, you're so cocky.
Why do you think I came to the surface world?
Wasn't it to get a job?
No, to conquer the human race!
And to do that, I need this house as a base.
And you happen to be in my way!
What are you doing? Let go of me!
Perhaps you should watch your tone.
I could tear you apart with one move.
Hey! What are you doing?!
Takeru, watch out!
That's not fair, Nee-chan! You're having fun all by yourself!
I want to play with Ika-neechan, too!
Is that how you interpret scary movies, too?
No need to ask. You'll meet the same fate!
Yay!
Only one more.
Are you planning to lay a hand on our sister?
You can't stop me. I'm squidding serious today.
I think it'd be better for you if you released us.
I'm surprised you're still saying stuff like that.
No, I'm saying it for your sake.
Oh, what's going on?
There you are.
Don't resist and be caught!
I'll give all three of you one-way tickets to hell!
Don't fool around in the store.
O-Okay...
As long as you understand.
Now, apologise to them.
I'm squidly sorry.
It's fine.
I had fun!
See, I told you it was for your sake.
By the way, Ika Musume-chan.
Yes?!
She's prepared something.
Can I have some squid ink?
Squid ink? You mean hers?
Yes.
You're kidding, right?
Why? I mean, it's squid ink.
Before, when I was covered in it-
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm squidly sorry!
No, it's fine. I tasted it, and the flavour was perfect.
Can I ask you to cover these?
You can have as much squid ink as you like.
And... done!
Me, too! Me, too!
Eiko-chan, have some, too.
I can't eat this after seeing her vomit on it!
Just try it.
It's so good...
Squid Ink Spaghetti
Man, that's good!
This salty squid ink is amazing after swimming.
Squid ink spaghetti.
Squid ink spaghetti, please.
Another squid ink spaghetti.
Squid ink spaghetti!
Two squid ink spaghettis.
Squid ink spaghetti.
Squid ink!
Squid ink to go.
Squi-spa!
It's a hit.
Yeah!
They have no idea, either.
Hey, four more portions.
I'm all out.
I can't stay here. All they do is squidly exploit me!
Ika Musume-chan, please.
The customers are waiting.
Okay! Right on it!
Looks like she's finally realised who's the scariest around here.
waratteiru ima ga itooshikute
笑っている 今が愛おしくて
I'm laughing now, and it's lovely.
hitori janai to omotta
ひとりじゃないと思った
I realised I'm not alone.
hajimari wa subete guuzen de sore wa kiseki no meguriai
始まりはすべて偶然で それは奇跡のめぐり逢い
In the beginning, everything was a coincidence. Our meeting was, too.
deatta koro wa tesaguri de demo kawasu kotoba ga ureshikute
出逢った頃は手探りで でも交わす言葉が嬉しくて
When we met, I fumbled my way through, but I'm happy with the words we exchanged.
dare ka ga jibun no namae o yobu
誰かが自分の名前を呼ぶ
Someone calls out my name.
atarashii sekai ga mawari hajimeru
新しい世界が回り始める
A new world begins to turn.
deatta koto shinjiru koto
出逢ったこと 信じること
Meeting and believing...
atarimae no you de sore ga muzukashii
あたりまえのようで それが難しい
...seem to be natural, yet they're difficult.
waratteiru ima ga itooshikute
笑っている 今が愛おしくて
I'm laughing now, and it's lovely.
hitori janai to omotta
ひとりじゃないと思った
I realised I'm not alone.
I'm Ika Musume, Messenger from the Sea!
Next time: Wait a squid, aren't you on my side?
Wait a squid, aren't you on my side?
Up for a squid-celebration?
Want to play with this squid?
Up for a squid-celebration? Want to play with this squid?
Say no and I'll squid-vade you!