We need to get Tsuda's confirmation for this.
But calling at this time might be a bit troublesome.
He could be taking a bath or getting ready for bed...
No!
Perhaps he's right in the middle of his climax!
So I couldn't contact you last night, thinking all that...
What troublesome kindness...
Ousai Academy's Student Council rules:
Thirteen!
Life is...
Don't say any more!
issei ichidai ichinen hokki
一世一代 一念発起
Once in a life, be prepared to do something.
issai gassai ichimou dajin
一切合切 一網打尽
Everything all together.
isshin doutai doutai
一心同体 同体
Being one in body and soul. Being one?
ONLY ONE NO. 1
OUSAI GIRLS AND BOYS
junjou karen deare
純情可憐であれ
Being pure and lovely.
uruwashiki koujoushin
麗しき向上心
Your beautiful desire to improve
gutto mune ni kizande
ぐッと胸に刻んで
engraved deeply into you.
maegami sukaato no take
前髪 スカートの丈
Bangs and the length of your skirt.
kousoku junshu shimashou
校則遵守しましょう
Let's abide by the school rules.
pin to shisei tadashite
ピンと姿勢正して
Stand straight properly.
seijitsu ni uketsugitai wa
誠実に受け継ぎたいわ
I want to sincerely inherit
ririshii oshie wo
凛々しい教えを
the gallant teachings.
genzai kako mirai
現在 過去 未来
Present, past and future
nadeshiko no makenai porishii
撫子の負けないポリシー
The maiden's "won't lose" policy!
(SYSYD!)
Don't be shy
Yay
hokorashiku
誇らしく
Be proud.
nagasaretari shinai yo
流されたりしないよ
I won't drift away
By myself
yukkuri to sakasemashou
ゆっくりと咲かせましょう
Let's bloom slowly.
kiyoku tadashiku
清く正しく
Fair and right.
Keep your pace
ichiban no mikata wa jibun jishin
一番の味方は自分自身
Your number one ally is yourself.
minna motto motto utsukushiku are
みんなもっともっと 美しくあれ
Everyone be more and more beautiful.
massugu ni susumimashou
まっすぐに進みましょう
Progress straight forward.
We love Ousai
We are SYD
What? Is it an earthquake?!
Let's seek shelter underneath the table.
Yeah.
Seems like it's settled.
It was pretty big.
Earthquakes are scary.
They are for everyone...
You see, I had a traumatic experience with earthquakes.
When I was little, I was straddling over a pull-up bar as an earthquake occurred...
So ever since, I've remembered that experience...
Why did I have to straddle over it?
It jammed in between and hurt so much!
Seitokai Yakuindomo!
Good work!
Robot
Club
Oh.
A Robot Research Club?
So we had one like that too...
But if I say it out loud, they're probably going to yell at me, saying, "You should've been aware of that!"
So I'll keep quiet...
Oh, we had one like that too?
Woah...
Todoroki-san, are you there?
Oh?
Well, if it isn't Suzu-chan.
This is my friend, Todoroki-san.
Oh, I see.
I've heard stories about you all, especially you two over there.
I heard that the Prez strictly whips the Vice-President!
You pig! Pig! You pig rascal!
You make it sound weird!
But it's not bad!
Seriously?
Wow...
This is quite impressive.
It makes me dizzy just watching it.
Hey,
is this one of the parts for the robot too?
That's my private property.
A new character in the last episode?!
This is the essence of ignore play for one season
I would like some childhood photos of the student council to put on next Ousai Newspaper.
By tomorrow if possible.
That's quite sudden.
Um... I won't be here tomorrow because I have some family business.
Is that so?
Then do you want to take one now?
You're a senior but I'm still going to kill you!
The Next
Day
Aria, is this your photo album?
Can I go through it?
Sure.
This is so cute!
Just as expected from a rich girl!
I was so innocent when I was young...
I thought you'd give birth from your bum if you had an** s*x!
Such a terrifying child you were!
Hm? The door is locked.
Prez, what are you doing?
Well, something bad might be going on in there...
I think it's empty, like any other normal person would.
Robot
Club
Do you like toying with mechanical things?
Yeah.
But to be honest, I've only recently started to have an interest in it.
The motive was that...
V r r r r
I wanted more stimulation!
V r r r r
Sorry, I know you're still talking, but I'm going to stop listening.
V r r r r
What?
You want to use it that badly?
Nope.
I made a small one for you too, Suzu-chan.
I don't want it!
We have arrived, Milady.
Thank you for your efforts.
Dejima-san, so you work as a driver too, huh?
Seems like hard work.
Not at all.
I have a gold license, after all.
TL note: A gold highlight over the expiration date on the license indicates a good driving record.
I just don't like reversing.
I guess your own body and cars have different controls.
Yeah, they're different.
Just like how this conversation.
The Usual School-Wide Gathering
Now it is time for an announcement from the Graduation Ceremony Executive Committee...
My heart rate goes up every time I stand in front of everyone...
Tsuda-kun looks really nervous.
I guess that's why he's massaging his nipples to relax!
I understand!
I sense that there's a terrible misunderstanding...
Igarashi-san, do you not like mushrooms?
Yeah... I somewhat dislike them...
Doesn't like mushrooms...
That's why you're afraid of males...
Why is that topic coming up here?
Mushroom
Turtle
Peach
Student Council Room
Apparently, Tsuda's writing another essay for Hata-san.
But he looks a bit troubled...
In these situations,
words like "Do your best!" have the opposite effect.
We should silently watch over him together.
I agree.
Stare...
Listen!
You don't have to mind me, just act normally, please.
Really?
But how do we normally act?
Well, how about we watch over him yandere-style?
Huh?
Hey! That's scary!
Seriously, it's scary!
Oh, I just remembered I'm on duty today.
Sorry!
You guys carry on!
Gotcha!
Honestly...
I'm already busy with my club.
It's such a bother...
Good morning, Mitsuba.
You're on duty with me today.
Yeah!
Let's do our best!
What's wrong, Mitsuba?
Well...
Today I had morning practice... So I might smell of sweat.
I don't really mind that.
R-Really?
U-Um...
Do you...
...have a smell fetish?
Who gave you that worthless idea now?
No
I just had P.E.
I sweat
It's fine
Sensei, what are you looking at?
My sister sent me a picture of her son.
He's 6 years old.
Oh! He's cute.
He's got the face of an idol.
He's got a bright future ahead of him.
What are you talking about?
This is the right time for him, no?
Sensei, I think we need to have a talk.
I've been sitting for so long that my body's all stiff.
That means your blood circulation isn't very good.
You should stretch from time to time.
I'm not confident that I could make that a daily exercise...
Then, I shall help you go one step further.
If you keep stretching, your body will become more flexible.
You'll be able to do so many more positions!
You see, even if you have an expression like that...
Have some tea.
Woah!
I'm so sorry!
I spilt tea on your cellphone!
Oh no...
It's okay.
This phone is waterproof.
Is it really...?
That's why it stays fine even if you put it inside.
Our duty for today is over!
It's this late already...
It's getting dark...
Mitsuba, If you don't mind-
Yup!
I'll walk you home!
The world is dangerous these days!
Judo Mastery Two
I'll protect you no matter what!
Judo Mastery Two
Okay, let's go!
I feel ashamed that I have nothing to say in this situation...
This is bad...
I'm scared, and I need to go to the bathroom...
I don't really want to go, but I guess I have no other choice...
Hey...
I need to use the toilet...
That's fine.
I'll catch it for you!
No! Just no!
Here go ahead and let it out
Production Ousai Academy Student Council Room
Last Episode Special Discussion
A lot has happened.
Yeah!
Huh? What's this all of a sudden?
Well, nothing big.
Do you remember how we first met Tsuda-kun?
Yeah...
What with this abnormal flow of conversation...?
Hey!
The male student right there!
You're not wearing your uniform properly!
Tighten up that necktie!
Speaking of which, my tie is nice and tight.
Because...
Because I...
Because I don't...!
I don't want people to think of me as a loose woman, after all!
I'll fix it for you.
But simultaneously,
I will commence the punishment for breaking the school rules.
Oh yeah, I remember that!
And after that, I was forcefully dragged into the Student Council.
Forcefully, you say?
That's not true.
Even if it was forceful, you like it better that way, don't you?
No, I don't.
Tsuda, we know for a fact that you are a masochist,
but you should use restraint more often.
That's beyond my understanding.
Oh, yeah.
We also went on a school excursion!
It's a present from our school excursion.
Thank you very much.
Wait, that was just a flashback of when you were giving out the souvenirs from your trip, not from the actual excursion.
Why did you end it there?
Speaking of souvenirs...
By the way...
It's about... yours...
Well...
This is the first time I'm giving a gift to someone of the opposite gender...
I'm not sure if you will like it or not...
"You don't have to worry.
Anything is fine as long as you put your heart into it."
Is that so?
Then accept this!
I hope you like it.
"I like it very much."
Yay!
Huh?
What's with that?
Why?
Didn't you like the souvenir that I bought you?
That's not what I'm saying...
The souvenir I got from you was that.
Do you remember it?
To be honest, I always have it with me.
Why?
Let's see...
See?
What the hell is this?!
What's wrong, Tsuda? You seem weird today.
The school excursion was fun, wasn't it?
It sure was.
Not only was it beautiful...
The synchronisation with the scenery...
The reflection it showed on the lake...
Yay!
Honnou Temple!
So this is the Honnou Temple.
Shino-chan, have you decided on what to buy?
Yes.
T-They're so cute...!
Here you go.
It's a rice cracker for deer.
Eat up.
That flashback was surprisingly normal.
Normal isn't good enough?
As expected from a masochist.
No... That's not what I meant...
So Tsuda-kun, you can't be satisfied by normal types of plays?
Come on!
'Sup!
Members of the Student Council.
What are you guys up to?
For some reason we're reflecting on memories.
For some reason.
Really?
Sounds interesting.
Come to think about it, my first entrance scene was...
Yo!
Who are you?
This place is off limits to unauthorised personnel.
Um, and who would you be?
I am...
the teacher supervising the Student Council, Yokoshima Naruko!
When did that really happen...?
Violence is necessary at times, right?
Oh yeah, the day at the beach was fun too, wasn't it?
Yeah... That was fun.
It's so cold!
Oh, geez man...
Wait up, Tsuda!
Give it back!
Tsuda-kun!
Only if you can catch up to me!
Tsuda, was that your dream?
Well... dream or not, only the first part of that actually happened.
The rest was all fabricated.
So I'm asking, was the fake part your dream?
I really don't get you.
Hey, everyone.
Seems like you're all having a fun time in here.
It's not fun at all.
What are you doing?
Talking about memories.
I see.
Then I'll join too.
Well, I'm pretty sure none of us want to hear it.
Everyone, think back...
Back to when I first appeared.
I'm going to begin, okay?
Countdown to my flashback.
5...
4...
3...
2...
1...
Cue!
My name is Hata.
I'm a cameraman who lives in the world of journalism, where the weak are devoured and the strong feast.
Gotcha!
Today's topic is the committee meeting that will be held next week...
I will do anything to make a scoop.
Even if it's a dirty job, I don't mind.
There are some that speak badly of me.
You're an embarrassment to all journalists!
You piece of trash!
How about that one for 70,000?
But it's fine...
This is how I live.
"No scoop, no life" is my motto.
That's enough!
What's wrong, Tsuda? Don't interrupt!
It was finally getting good...
More like, what was that?
What, you ask?
It was a flashback of my first entrance scene.
You liar.
Those were all new cuts.
Excuse me!
I brought our club's equipment request form.
You decided to come now, of all times...
Ah, well done.
Oh? What are you all doing in here?
Talking about our memories.
Really?
Mitsuba, do you have anything to share?
Maybe something related to your club?
Of course there is!
We've worked hard so far!
Some-Mumbo-Jumbo-Here-I-Go!
Woah my gawd!
That's the kind of dream I had last night.
Um, just talk about your memories...
Aww! But it was really interesting!
It might have been, but...
You know there are many males here and...
I see you were assaulted by many people...
Oh we've heard about that... Don't really care anymore...
You guys!
I'm thirsty.
No way!
All right, a second helping of tea, then.
Come to think of it, it's nearly graduation!
Who should we have do the student speech this year?
Tsuda, do you want to do it?
Really?
It's a bit embarrassing...
No, that's why it has to be you.
Because Tsuda...
...loves embarrassment play!
Don't broadcast it throughout the school!
Uh-oh. We broadcasted it
New Show
Magical Mako
New show, Magical Mako!
I'm Aragaki Mako, a 6th grader!
So Senpai did have a person he liked...
Ouchie!
Eh?!
Yo!
It talked!
Nice to meet you.
I'm Faji, and I came from the land of magic!
Nice to meet you, do it wildly, and go bustle about!
What a jerk.
Wait, the land of magic?
What's that?
"Don't worry, just get pregnant", says Kiyoshi!
Jerk!
It's time to transform, Mako-chan!
Aw, whatever!
I'm-a-magical-girl-flying-lamely-around-hurfdurf!
Hey! What's with this outfit?!
It's embarrassing!
Oh come on, you were all for it!
What in the world's going to happen to me?
New show, Magical Mako!
New Show
Magical Mako
Look forward to it!
Huh?
What was that, just now?
It's the new show starting next week.
I see.
Stop telling lies.
Animage has Hakuouki listed as the next show.
Though, in some regions it may be different.
Huh?
Didn't they do that show before?
Apparently it's the second season.
Wow, that's amazing!
I can't wait!
Oh, the cherry blossoms are budding.
So one year's passed already.
That was fast.
It felt like the whole year was only a few months long.
In an anime, it'd be about 13 episodes.
Don't say things that are too dangerous...
You two will be in your third year starting in spring, right?
Will you be retiring to focus on entrance exams?
We won't retire yet.
Yup.
Even if we're seniors, we're going to be Student Council Officers.
That's right.
Myself and Aria... including Hagimura and Tsuda.
We're the best Student Council in the history of Ousai Academy!
Though the fact that we like dirty jokes detracts from our perfection.
Eh? I'm included in that?
So don't worry.
It'll be all right.
We're leaving.
Y-Yeah.
Student Council Officers!
Let's tighten up and work hard next school year too!
Yeah!
That ruined it...
Thank you!
-The SYD Staff