It's useless!
I just can't get motivated enough to do this!
But why?
Manga
I can't believe they're still using this joke!
Taka-nii!
What's up?
Could you please watch me study?
Watch you study?
Is that all I have to do?
Yeah, I just can't get motivated unless someone is watching me.
Actually, I get a lot more excited when someone watches me.
I- sorry,
what are we talking about again?
Ousai Academy's Student Council rules:
Eleven!
No talking during class!
What?!
Wait, that was actually legit.
issei ichidai ichinen hokki
一世一代 一念発起
Once in a life, be prepared to do something.
issai gassai ichimou dajin
一切合切 一網打尽
Everything all together.
isshin doutai doutai
一心同体 同体
Being one in body and soul. Being one?
ONLY ONE NO. 1
OUSAI GIRLS AND BOYS
junjou karen deare
純情可憐であれ
Being pure and lovely.
uruwashiki koujoushin
麗しき向上心
Your beautiful desire to improve
gutto mune ni kizande
ぐッと胸に刻んで
engraved deeply into you.
maegami sukaato no take
前髪 スカートの丈
Bangs and the length of your skirt.
kousoku junshu shimashou
校則遵守しましょう
Let's abide by the school rules.
pin to shisei tadashite
ピンと姿勢正して
Stand straight properly.
seijitsu ni uketsugitai wa
誠実に受け継ぎたいわ
I want to sincerely inherit
ririshii oshie wo
凛々しい教えを
the gallant teachings.
genzai kako mirai
現在 過去 未来
Present, past and future
nadeshiko no makenai porishii
撫子の負けないポリシー
The maiden's "won't lose" policy!
(SYSYD!)
Don't be shy
Yay
hokorashiku
誇らしく
Be proud.
nagasaretari shinai yo
流されたりしないよ
I won't drift away
By myself
yukkuri to sakasemashou
ゆっくりと咲かせましょう
Let's bloom slowly.
kiyoku tadashiku
清く正しく
Fair and right.
Keep your pace
ichiban no mikata wa jibun jishin
一番の味方は自分自身
Your number one ally is yourself.
minna motto motto utsukushiku are
みんなもっともっと 美しくあれ
Everyone be more and more beautiful.
massugu ni susumimashou
まっすぐに進みましょう
Progress straight forward.
We love Ousai
We are SYD
Hey, did you know that Ousai has entrance interviews as well?
Oh, you're right.
All right, Taka-nii, help me practice for the interview.
Sure thing.
That's the tissue
Tsuda-kun used
Let's see...
What do you want to do when you enter our school?
Oh... I haven't thought about that question yet.
All you have to do is say what you'd like to do.
Oh! Then...
An immoral relationship with a teacher?
That's the first thing that pops in your head?
Well...
What's your best subject?
Health and Sexual Education...
Actually, just the health part!
Barely!
Barely safe!
Um...
Do you have anything where you know you wouldn't lose to anyone?
Sexual delusions!
Out!
You should think about this more seriously.
Huh?
But I am serious.
That's even worse...
That's bad...
There's so much competition to get into Ousai, considering it's so popular.
Really?
One of the reasons being the uniform.
Everyone says it's cute.
So is that the reason you want to attend as well?
Because it's so close.
You are my sister, after all.
Your sister's going to apply for Ousai?
Yeah.
That's why I'm helping her with her studies.
Oh?
Is she really going to be okay?
If you'd like, I could help her out, too.
For real?
I'd love that!
I just feel bad for the sister who's taught by the likes of you.
So, are there any subjects she's good at?
Let me think... Her best subject is just the health part of Health and Sexual Education...
She's confident she won't lose to another person in terms of sexual delusions...
And she gets excited when people watch her.
What a pitiful little sister...
Ah~
Oh~
No~
No...
Smudge
What the-?!
Who the hell stuck their gum on here?!
Now I look erotic!
That's not what you should be angry about.
It's okay to get angry
Good morning.
Tsuda, what are you looking at?
Well, you see...
When I woke up this morning,
I found myself sleeping in a very weird position...
I see.
So, if I were to take a wild guess...
You feel asleep while masturbating on the floor?
That really is a wild guess...
Aria, you should eat faster. Lunch break will be over soon.
My mouth is too small, so I can't eat too fast.
Is that so?
That'll be problematic when you find a lover.
I better not join this conversation...
It's okay for you to join
Oh, I got ink on my hand.
Who left this used tissue here?
That's the tissue that Tsuda-kun used.
Oh!
Yes, it's mine! But you've got it all wrong!
Doesn't it feel terrible when you want to let it out, but can't?
Oh...?
Look up.
Butsudan Flip
Today, we will be interviewing the president of the Judo Club, Mitsuba Mutsumi-san.
So you recently won the contact matches during the Cultural Festival.
You probably have no worthy opponents now.
That's not true at all.
I believe my true opponent lies within me.
Oh?
So, expanding on that thought...
You've recently found out what sort of person you are and find it hard to accep-
Sorry, I'll bring her back soon.
Aside from that, your uniform seems quite worn out.
Yeah, I've used it a lot.
Our prez is always the first to practice.
So is it safe to assume your future dream is to...
Yes...
To become a bride!
So bright...
Sheesh.
I really hate wearing skirts on such windy days.
I don't think you can say that indiscriminately.
You can legitimately expose yourself.
That's true.
You didn't hear that.
You still won't be seeing anything on the DVDs
Dammit
Disciplinary Committee Activity Suggestions
Here is the Disciplinary Committee proposal for our next activity.
All right.
I'll be sure to give it to President Amakusa later.
Heh. Look at me, having a proper conversation with a male student.
I've come a long way.
You're so far away.
Student Council Room
There's a meeting for the Cultural Club tomorrow.
Yeah, I already booked the meeting room.
Oh, wow.
It looks like you're getting used to being the vice-president.
Seems like you shed your old skin.
Oh, please...
Tsuda-kun!
I heard from Shino-chan that you got circumcised?
Just how many people did she tell?!
I wrote it on the Student Council Newspapers
Oh-
What?
I've been thinking about getting a cat recently.
We've found students staying after school hours.
I should go yell at them.
Tell 'em to go suck on their mum's breasts.
We're talking about high school students.
That'd be a bit rude.
Oh...
What if we told them to go drink their boyfriend's milk?
That's a great idea!
It's already past school hours...
Okay!
Oh, and maybe we can tell them to go suck on their boyfriend's penis!
Wow! That's brilliant!
If You're a Good Kid, Every Day, Every Morning
Drink it All
So cold.
It's hard to get up in winter mornings.
Oh. Good morning, Prez.
D-Don't tell me...
What's wrong?
Huh?
I've never seen such a biological phenomenon before!
Is it better if I
put on underwear?
There we go.
Tsuda-kun, you're so strong!
Well, I do work out.
You're right.
Your arms are rock hard.
Wow!
It's amazing!
Then would you mind carrying those next?
No.
He has to take care of mine, first.
Me first, Shino-chan.
No way.
I told Tsuda to do all this first.
That's no fair!
Oh, come on!
Huh?
A muddy swamp scene...
I've started dieting recently.
Huh, why?
It's not like you're fat.
I want to have a thin waist like you.
Oh no, you have a perfect waist already.
That's not true.
I mean, look at yours.
You are no different!
See?
An unexpected twist?!
Tsuda looks mesmerised.
I think I'll pull a little prank on him.
Guess who!
Well... It's definitely not Hagimura.
It's cold!
I can't focus on my work under these conditions...
Soon I'll get sleepy and freeze to death.
You're exaggerating.
And so we set up the kotatsu.
Yay!
But the situation got worse...
Kotatsu, the ultimate legend
The kotatsu's a bit too hot.
Should we turn it down?
Can you... wait a second...?
Student Council Room
Today, as is tradition for the end of the year,
we will be cleaning up the Student Council's room!
I need to put my bandana on.
Your hair will get in the way otherwise.
Oh, right.
If that's the case, should I put on some underwear, too?
Isn't that something you should've had on from the beginning?
Don't tell me that you're not wearing any right now...
Not wearing any
It's easier to clean small places like these with a glove instead of a cloth.
It gets stuck on my hangnail and it freaking hurts!
Spray!
I've never seen that cleaning spray before.
This one?
I brought it from home.
All the way from home?
Yeah, this one is amazing.
See?
Even with stains that usually need scrubbing on normal detergents,
using this Sri Jayawardenapura Kotte X...
It will just come right off, as such!
Behold!
This cleansing power!
Wow, that's amazing!
The cleansing power is the individual's opinion
And to the customers who purchase this product now,
you'll also get fifty toilet plungers absolutely free!
It's a must-buy!
For a limited time only, we're selling this Sri Jayawardenapura Kotte X for just 3,999 yen!
It's cheaper than the blu-rays for this show!
So if you want to buy this product,
please pick up your phone and dial:
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Sixty-nine masturbation, triple X!
Next, we'll be selling universal rubber gloves that you can even use for that!
Oh, yeah!
Clean up already.
The telephone service has ended.
What's wrong?
Nothing... brooms just tend to remind me of something...
Back when I was a little kid...
I had always admired this witch I saw on TV.
Especially when she was on her broom.
Oh, that program!
Yes.
And to this day, I still remember it clearly.
It looked as if it felt very good...
I know, right?!
You shouldn't.
You find a lot of stuff when you clean behind the shelves.
Oh, this is my eraser.
Oh.
It's my vibrator remote!
So this is where it was...
Now I can finally turn it off.
I'm supposed to be surprised, but it's scary how calm I am right now.
Look at all the trash you found.
Yeah, but it feels a bit wasteful just throwing it out.
You can't think like that.
You won't be using this stuff anyway.
We need to make up our minds to throw away things from time to time, you know.
By the way... I recently threw away my shame!
Was that really recently?
Tsuda, please carry this.
Sure.
Please do this one after that!
Sure sure.
I think you're the type of person that's always going to be pushed around by someone in the future.
Really?
You filthy pig!
You filthy tuna!
Do I really have to pick one?
We're finally done!
Good job, everyone.
Oh, that's the part I wiped.
The window's beautifully clean.
Good job, Tsuda.
No...
You're much more beautiful, Prez.
Tsuda...
See?
The windows you wiped are much cleaner.
What?
Oh... yeah...
The misunderstanding has ended.
How about we hold a Christmas party at my villa?
That's what Shichijou-senpai asked me.
Oh?
For how long?
From the 23rd, so 3 days and 2 nights.
Those days are close to my days so I'd better remember to bring my sanitary equipment!
Looks like you totally want to tag along.
Santa's characteristics
This is our villa.
What an impressive building.
It really is!
How impressive.
Hagimura!
You shouldn't say that when you're standing right there!
Huh?
Actually, Taka-nii's is pretty impressive.
Really?!
And when did you sneak a peek?
Wow.
It's also spacious on the inside.
Amazing!
You really are rich.
Tsuda-san, I have a warning for you.
Huh?
I ask that you do not try to do anything indecent with Milady.
Not that I would...
My apologies if this has ruined your evening.
However, as a maid, it is my duty to protect my master's body.
That is also the reason why I hold the key to her chastity belt.
I need to use the bathroom, so...
Here you go, Milady.
What a troublesome master-servant relationship.
Wow!
Amazing!
Hey now, don't get too excited.
I'm gonna explore this house for a bit!
Don't be gone for too long.
Okay!
I'm sorry she can't stay put, Prez.
Huh?
She went exploring with your sister.
Right...
So this is the bathroom!
It's huge!
You're not getting any bath scenes
Shichijou-senpai, where's the bathroom?
Go through the door there. It's at the end of the corridor.
Um...
What's that graffiti on the toilet bowl?
Oh, I wrote that when I was a kid.
Meat
That makes it five times creepier.
Is that for the secret santa?
What did you bring, Tsuda?
A pendant.
A pendant?
I'm the only guy here, so I thought that a piece of jewellery would be nice.
Only guy here...
Um, Tsuda...
About me...
Huh?
Never mind, what was that?!
I wonder what the others brought!
I wonder too.
That's Shichijou-senpai's, Hagimura's, Kotomi's...
Wait.
Whose box is that?
Oh, this gift is from me.
So you're contributing too, Dejima-san?
Well, technically guys can use this too.
You'd insert it elsewhere, though.
I can't end up with that...
Let's play this board game before bed!
Sure.
Should we ask Tsuda if he wants to join?
Yeah, let's all go to Tsuda's room.
Guess I'll sleep.
You're not sleeping tonight!
W-What?
Here we go!
My dear guests.
How about a bath before the party?
That's a good idea.
Well then, here.
Thank you.
Please be sure to clean your body well.
I'd like to serve sashimi on your naked body.
Why isn't anybody shocked?
I'd also like to serve some kelp sake.
But we're still minors!
Is that so?
My apologies.
So she actually has that bit of common sense.
Well then...
Let's start the Christmas party!
Yay!
Now, a few words from our Council President, Shino-chan.
Everyone, have as much fun as you can tonight.
No need to be polite.
So, there's the possibility that masochist guys might take the lead!
Aren't I the only masochist guy here?
People are looking at me like I'm weird, too...
Wow, this is really good.
Dejima-san's household skills are top-notch.
You're too kind.
Even I have things I'm bad at.
Especially laundry.
It's such a waste to wash it away.
Why did you hire her?
When we were kids,
we'd hang up our stockings and wait for Santa.
We did.
Ten Years Ago
It's cold by the window.
You'll catch a cold, Kotomi.
Onii-chan!
There's something I want to know about Santa.
What is it?
Tell me.
Well...
Santa's semen.
TL Note: She meant to say "Seiheki" (characteristics), which he mistook for "Seieki" (semen).
What's the matter, Taka-nii?
Well, didn't we use to hang up our stockings and wait for Santa?
I think knee socks and pantyhose are more helpful than stockings for Santa's work.
Kotomi, five years old.
This video cannot restrain itself
Next up is the long-awaited secret santa!
The rule is to circle the gifts around until the music stops!
So, I'm turning the lights off.
I'm getting excited.
Hah, hah...
Everybody stripped
Don't actually get excited!
This video can't stop itself
Tsuda.
Well, does it look good on me?
Did you like my present?
Yeah.
Thank goodness.
It looks really good on you, Prez.
Really...
Thanks.
So... here.
Huh?
This is my own present to you.
You've worked really hard this year as the Vice-President.
Thank you, Prez!
Look, Tsuda!
It's snowing!
We're having a white Christmas!
Did you know?
Every snowflake is unique.
So fleeting...
I see.
But...
I think today's memories will live on forever.
We had a fun Christmas today.
Yeah.
How would you like to... with me next year...
Hello, good boys and girls!
I-Is that Santa Claus?
The real Santa?!
Here!
See you next year!
What's that?
What did he give you?
No fair, only you got one.
I got a gift from the real Santa!
ha! yada asa da
はっ! やだ朝だ
Ha! Oh no, it’s the morning.
hi! ima nanji?
ひぃ! 今何時?
Hi! What time is it now?
fu... mada heiki
ふぅ... まだ平気
Fu... I’m still fine.
ato gofun
あと5分
Just another 5 minutes.
he? isoganakya
へっ? 急がなきゃ
He? I have to hurry up.
ho! ttomiruku de
ホッ!トミルクで
With Ho!t milk,
GO! ichinichi ha danzen banzen
GO! 1日は断然万全
GO! The day starts off absolutely perfect.
to-suto kuwae magarikado
トーストくわえ曲がり角
With toast in my mouth I reach a street corner.
gottsunko de I fall in love
ゴッツンコで I fall in love
Banging into someone and I fall in love.
chow anime no misugi jyanai?
ちょw アニメの見過ぎじゃない?
Aren’t I just watching way too much anime?
mousou ga shumi I am shomin (Yeah!)
妄想が趣味 I am 庶民 (Yeah!)
Delusions are my hobby. I am an ordinary person. (Yeah!)
hai hai! shigyou
ハイハイ! 始業
Yeah, yeah! Training.
aru shu no shugyou (seishun no hibi yo)
ある種の修行 (青春の日々よ)
A type of training (Days of youth)
hai hai! ichigen pu-ru ariene (gujjobbu na hibiyo)
ハイハイ! 1限プール ありえね (グッジョブな日々よ)
Yeah, yeah! Pool in the first period? Impossible! (Good job days)
guguttari (hai hai hai)
ググったり (ハイハイハイ)
Googling, (Yeah yeah yeah)
wikittari (pappapasshuwa)
wikiったり (パッパパッシュワ)
Wikiing. (Pappapasshuwa)
jouhoushagai (hai hai hai)
情報社会 (ハイハイハイ)
It’s an information society. (Yeah yeah yeah)
oyoide muda ni ne tairyoku tsukauwa shizuku mo hajikeru
泳いで 無駄にね 体力使うわ 滴もはじける
Swimming pointlessly wasting my energy. Drops of water splattering
aoi haru
蒼い春
Spring of youth.
nigen de sude ni hungry
2限ですでに hungry
Already hungry in the second period.
shouka kyuushuu ni I agree
消化吸収に I agree
I agree with eating some food.
matte mashita ranchi taimu (Yeah!)
待ってましたランチタイム (Yeah!)
I have waited for you, lunch time (Yeah!)
housoubu anison nagasu (ee~!)
放送部アニソン流す♪(エエ〜!)
The broadcasting club broadcasts anime songs (Eh~!)
hai hai! renai koi ni koi shite
ハイハイ! 恋愛 恋に恋して
Yeah, yeah! In love. Fall in love with love
hai hai! nooto wo kashite yo
ハイハイ! ノートを貸してよ
Yeah yeah! Let me borrow your note book.
givu & teiku
ギヴ&テイク
Give and take.
aitai! kare kara me-ru kita teki na
アイタイ! 彼からメール来た的な
I want to meet you! A mail like that came from my boyfriend.
hai hai! kenkyo ni jiman ha tekunikku
ハイハイ! 謙虚に自慢はテクニック
Yeah, yeah! Bragging modestly is a technique.
yuuyake ga (hai hai hai)
夕焼けが (ハイハイハイ)
The sunset (Yeah yeah yeah)
aishuu sasou (pappapasshuwa)
哀愁誘う (パッパパッシュワ)
Brings forth sorrow. (Pappapasshuwa)
kyoushitsu de (hai hai hai)
教室で (ハイハイハイ)
In the classroom (Yeah yeah yeah)
imifu na tawagoto uketari hiitari doui ga ureshii
イミフな戯言 ウケたり ヒイたり 同意が嬉しい
I attract and receive pointless nonsense. I’m glad we’ve come to an agreement
aoi haru
蒼い春
Spring of youth.
Preview for the next episode
Taka-nii, it's the next episode preview!
Uh, next time on Seitokai Yakuindomo, we'll cover pages 117 through 140 in Volume 2.
Wait, why are you at the preview?
Prez and the others said they were *****.
We have our first beep during the preview!
「It's universally embarrassing」
「School uniforms are the best half-worn」
「Wasn't it your own version of exhibition play?」