Oh?
Welcome everyone, and thank you for your visit.
My name is Dejima, the maid of this mansion.
I excel at cooking and cleaning.
My hobby is the smelling of Milady's used and worn clothing.
Oh.
There seems to be another visitor, so I shall take my leave now...
Well then, ladies and gentlemen, the maid saw it all.
Look forward to the Milady's unsightly self in the early afternoon: The Secret Flower Garden.
What the hell is starting here?!
Ousai Academy's Student Council rules:
Ten!
Using the bathroom for purposes other than the original one is... forbidden!
Well, we wouldn't anyway.
issei ichidai ichinen hokki
一世一代 一念発起
Once in a life, be prepared to do something.
issai gassai ichimou dajin
一切合切 一網打尽
Everything all together.
isshin doutai doutai
一心同体 同体
Being one in body and soul. Being one?
ONLY ONE NO. 1
OUSAI GIRLS AND BOYS
junjou karen deare
純情可憐であれ
Being pure and lovely.
uruwashiki koujoushin
麗しき向上心
Your beautiful desire to improve
gutto mune ni kizande
ぐッと胸に刻んで
engraved deeply into you.
maegami sukaato no take
前髪 スカートの丈
Bangs and the length of your skirt.
kousoku junshu shimashou
校則遵守しましょう
Let's abide by the school rules.
pin to shisei tadashite
ピンと姿勢正して
Stand straight properly.
seijitsu ni uketsugitai wa
誠実に受け継ぎたいわ
I want to sincerely inherit
ririshii oshie wo
凛々しい教えを
the gallant teachings.
genzai kako mirai
現在 過去 未来
Present, past and future
nadeshiko no makenai porishii
撫子の負けないポリシー
The maiden's "won't lose" policy!
(SYSYD!)
Don't be shy
Yay
hokorashiku
誇らしく
Be proud.
nagasaretari shinai yo
流されたりしないよ
I won't drift away
By myself
yukkuri to sakasemashou
ゆっくりと咲かせましょう
Let's bloom slowly.
kiyoku tadashiku
清く正しく
Fair and right.
Keep your pace
ichiban no mikata wa jibun jishin
一番の味方は自分自身
Your number one ally is yourself.
minna motto motto utsukushiku are
みんなもっともっと 美しくあれ
Everyone be more and more beautiful.
massugu ni susumimashou
まっすぐに進みましょう
Progress straight forward.
We love Ousai
We are SYD
Itchy.
Is it your back?
I'll scratch it for you.
No, it's that day again.
I'm not sure what to say, but... I'm sorry.
The maid saw it all!
The milady's dirty (omitted)
Tsuda, why are you dragging yourself like that?
Well, I'm suffering from some serious muscle ache because of the sports festival yesterday...
Oh, you came already?
No, I didn't!
Takatoshi's Body
Pretty fragile, aren't you?
You seem to be doing fine, on the other hand.
Yeah, that's because I exercise.
I always walk around on my toes.
I never noticed!
Welcome back.
We're back.
Oh, where did you get those flowers?
A girl from the Go-Green Committee gave them to me.
They're beautiful.
Would you like to put them up somewhere?
But we don't have any vases in here.
Then... we could use that instead!
You have masturbation toys, but no vases?
Come in!
Yo.
Hata-san.
Oh, isn't that pretty?
Seriously?!
I have this week's Ousai Newspaper here with me.
Ousai Student Council Newspaper
Student Council President Amakusa Shino
Of particular note, the Student Council President's approval rating is 98%.
Suzu
Gimme five, Shino-chan!
No, we did this thanks to everyone's efforts.
No no, this is actually some pretty good stuff.
She's right!
You think so?
I think it's good as well.
Well, the reason was that they didn't care who's the president, as long as it wasn't them.
That wasn't very thoughtful of them to write that.
You need to be more thoughtful.
Unthoughtful rascals
Tsuda, what happened to your finger?
Oh, I cut it on a broken plate.
It was such a hassle, bleeding all over the place...
D-Don't!
I can't stand painful stories!
Yokoshima-sensei, how did you get that blister there?
Oh, that's from a whip.
Does it hurt?
Does it hurt?!
Now you're going to listen?
People listening to and talking about painful stories
Cafeteria
You sure eat a lot, Mutsumi!
I get full just from watching you.
This is nothing!
Oh, you're eating in the cafeteria today as well?
Huh?
My appetite suddenly disappeared.
Oh?
Is that what you call pure?
Pure
Future career assessment, huh?
I'm planning to go to university, but...
It's still quite difficult to think about your future.
That's true.
You don't need to think about it so deeply.
"The right people and the right place."
You just have to choose a good place which suits your abilities.
I see.
For example: if you're good at imagining erotic stuff, you become a teacher.
Right...
Say what?!
People who took her seriously, only to be let down
One day, we were invited to Shichijou-senpai's house
Welcome!
Thank you for inviting us today.
Not at all.
You seem to be a bit late, though...
Did you get lost?
No...
We arrived at the address without any problems...
But we got lost once we passed the gates...
Wow...
It's huge...
Amazing, isn't it?
Dejima-san?
A maid?!
So they really do exist...
Take everyone to the room, please.
Yes, ma'am.
I need to visit the bathroom for a minute.
Please, go ahead.
I'm lost.
Wha-?
This mansion is huge, isn't it?
Please forgive me, for I've entered this mansion only recently.
To be accurate, I've begun working here only recently.
Hey!
Come this way!
So that's how it is...
I used to do development work.
Really?
Such as?
Backdoors.
I'm just making sure, but you mean school gates, right?
No, a different kind.
This is my room.
It's huge!
Oh!
You can see a grand tree from here.
Apparently that tree is a memorable one for my parents.
You mean they proposed under that tree, right?
Well... Pretty close!
The correct answer is:
This is the place where the seed was planted and I was born!
Close.
Ladies and gentleman, the tea is ready.
Thank you.
Oh!
Forgive me, Milady.
I dropped my contact, being the clumsy maid that I am.
That's terrible!
We should look for it together.
Did you find it?
Nope.
I did find 3 strands of pubic hair, though.
Oh, my!
Search properly.
Oh, it's this late already.
Why don't you stay for dinner?
No, we couldn't trouble you that much...
Don't worry!
We've prepared food we normally don't eat just for you today.
Rich people's perspectives sure are different...
Yup...
We had a lot of fun today.
Come again, okay?
Dejima-san, could you show them the way to the front gates?
Yes, ma'am.
Are you going to be all right?
How rude.
Did you think I'd get lost in the mansion I serve at?
Yup.
That's what happened earlier.
I'll be fine.
I do the "walk a dog" play blindfolded every night.
I'll get home on my own!
People who do the "walk a dog" play blindfolded every night
Let's see... Who'll be next...
Tsuda, read it.
Oh, okay.
He was so excited when he peeped Jane's legs...
All right... Let's have... Tsuda prove this one.
Oh, okay.
I'll have Tsuda-kun read it out for me today.
Y-Yes!
In the Student Council's suggestion box...
I'm so tired after standing up all day long...
That's no good.
Hurry up and take care of it!
Haven't you been observing my work today?!
I don't have
such character setting
Oh, looks like a dog got into the back garden.
Where is it? Where is it?
But there's no one like that around...
Well, that's because it was a real dog...
Tell 'em, Suzu-chan!
Tell 'em Suzu-chan!
The returnee with an
IQ of 180, Hagimura Suzu
She is clever
Trivia
Apparently, people in the olden days used to use bread instead of erasers.
Really?
I knew
that
I knew that.
Intelligence rings
This is so hard...
Sure is...
That's the wrong way
That's the wrong way.
It's difficult to be thoughtful
It's difficult to be thoughtful...
She is clever
Suzu-chan, it's torn open!
What?!
You're right, it is torn.
I wonder when it got torn up...
Let me see...
Not there!
Children that sleep, grow.
The young girl Suzu, dreaming of her young body's development
What a nice body!
It's fabulous!
She had a bad dream
Today at 4pm in the meeting room,
we have a club budget meeting
Hagimura, wasn't this supposed to be at 4:30 pm?
Oh, my bad!
Moreover, I'm surprised you could tell I wrote it.
Well, of course. By the positioning.
Hm?
Oh, I mean by your handwriting...
Tell 'em Kaede-chan!
Tell 'em, Kaede-chan!
I'm a member of the Disciplinary Committee,
Igarashi Kaede.
I've come here to hand over a notice from the Committee to the Student Council.
Yes?
Oh- And here appears the Vice-President.
However, I don't falter, and hand over the notice as a member of the Committee.
U-Um...
Accept this, please!
Isn't this going to cause some kind of a misunderstanding?
Today, we're going to interview the Chief of the Disciplinary Committee, Igarashi Kaede-san.
Why in the Student Council room...
According to rumours, you're supposed to be clean of males, correct?
Well, I guess, somehow...
In other words,
you entered the Disciplinary Committee based on your past experiences.
Huh?
So, how many men were you tricked by?
Uh, I don't have that kind of past...
Tell 'em Hata-san!
Tell 'em, Hata-san!
Did you know?
The "Tell 'em, Kaede-chan" was actually my corner already.
W-What did you say?!
The head of the Newspaper Club, Hata-san
This is the head of the Newspaper Club, Hata-san.
She always carries around a camera,
ready to strike when a scoop appears.
In a way, this camera is already a part of my body.
The spirit of a professional, huh?
It's more like my vagina, to be accurate.
I'm sure you only wanted to point out the importance of it...
But why that?
Hata-san of the Newspaper Club would even lie in wait in order to make the headlines.
And that's why I always carry around other stuff besides the camera.
Umbrella, waterproof jacket, food supplies...
Oh?
This is empty.
That's for urinating into.
You're sacrificing way too much!
A Rainy
Day
I like rain.
Really?
Because it covers up the sound of you masturbating, right?
Another rainy day
I don't like rain...
Oh, is that so?
You're unable to hear other people's footsteps, so you can't relax and masturbate, huh?
My fate did not change no matter what I picked.
We sang the school's song at the morning assembly today, right?
We did.
You don't know the words, do you?
Was only mouthing
Well, school songs are always filled with difficult words,
and I find them really difficult to remember.
That's a problem of your interest.
It won't be a problem if you think of it as an anime song.
I don't have such character setting!
I have some business with Yokoshima-sensei,
so I'm going to see her now.
You can return to the Student Council room first.
All right.
Why are you sitting here with such a troubled face, Yokoshima-sensei?
I can't close an opened mouth, you see...
Did something happen?
I took a big one and now it's all loose!
I couldn't reply.
Good work!
Oh, just in time!
Huh?
I tried putting some wasabi into these cookies.
Is that kind of stuff all right?
Well, just imagine you were tricked and try one.
Just like when you'd find out your childhood friend wasn't a virgin!
Is that really okay?!
People raging on the Internet after finding out his wife wasn't a virgin
We're having the Cultural Festival next week!
It's one of the major events of the autumn.
My chest is starting to dance!
Don't make them dance!
I'll be your partner
if you don't mind...
The Judo Club will be doing an open session during the Cultural Festival.
Be sure to come cheer us on!
Who are you going against this time?
It's a full-out contact match!
Judo Club
Karate Club
Judo Club
Karate Club
Judo Club
Karate Club
Judo Club
Karate Club
We'll fire it up and get more members!
Come back safely...
Student Council Room
I'm sorry it's on such a short notice,
but my senpai from the drama club asked me to help them out with their Cultural Festival play.
Could you please accompany me for the practice?
Of course.
Thank you so much!
All right, this scene where the maid and the dog play around together...
Just making sure, who's playing what?
Woof!
Shake!
Woof, woof.
Penis!
TL note: Chinchin is a term used for penis (slang), but is also the name of a trick where the dog sits up on its hind legs.
Tsuda...!
It looks like everyone's getting excited.
Well, the Cultural Festival is tomorrow.
Everyone is puffing their chests up with excitement!
Bounce!
Of course they won't literally puff up!
I... did it again.
The 2010 Ousai Academy Cultural Festival will begin now.
It's that way!
Yup!
Prez, you have black circles under your eyes.
So do you...
The preparations dragged on until the last minute,
and I was called out everywhere until late.
They needed some guys...
I-I'm sorry!
Lacked sleep because she was too excited to fall asleep.
People who stay up all night before events, despite the fact it's against the rules
Excuse me.
I came to deliver the maid uniform you told me you'd like to use for the play.
Good work!
Um... But Dejima-san, you're wearing it right now...
Please, do not worry.
I'll return home completely naked.
I'm worried about what's going on in your mind.
Hey, Student Council members!
Oh?
This is our supervising teacher, Yokoshima-sensei.
Oh, really?
Thank you very much for taking care of milady.
It's no problem at all.
Well... I am troubling you...
What's with that unsatisfied tone, huh?!
The Student Council is searching
for stalls which break the rules
Ghosts
Hagimura, you've gone past it.
It's here.
Right, I didn't notice since I'm so short!
You hate it enough to expose your own weakness?!
Yes.
So the emergency exit is...
This is bad.
I won't be able to maintain my dignity as a Student Council member if I let out a scream here!
Well, we'll check it from the inside just to be sure.
All right.
Shall we get going, Hagimura?
You try so hard...
Kaede, please refill the tea at the table three.
Right away!
Hey! Over here!
There!
Suzu's head
Takatoshi's Body
What a skill...
She's hanging in there...
Milady, The Midnight Tremor
Drama Club
I hope I'll do fine.
You will!
It's finally time for the real thing, huh?
Yeah!
My heart's been jumping about for a while now.
Your boobs are in the way, so I can't feel your heartbeat!
How cruel.
I'm sorry!
Ma'am...
I... I... accidentally saw it!
Milady, you were *****ing ***** in the study.
And what's more, it was so *****!
I... I...
What's wrong?
Is it something you cannot say?
Just spill it all now!
I... cannot say any more!
Shichijou-senpai is a good actress, even though it's this kind of play...
Apparently she studied from DVDs.
Oh, I see!
The actress serviced men with a vibrator inside her.
But she hasn't actually done it, right?
Your acting was quite splendid, Milady.
Dejima-san, thank you very much for your uniform.
Then I shall get changed now.
Here?
But you should at least get it cleaned..
No.
A maid's casual clothing is the maid uniform, after all.
Moreover, Milady's used clothing is so inviting...
Lies!
Festivals like these awaken the kid within me.
Yeah, that's true.
"Cultural festivals are for fooling kids anyway."
I'm a bad, bitter boy for thinking that.
Look at that, Tsuda!
That class is amazing!
Let's check it out!
President Amakusa,
we're looking for participants for the Miss Ousai contest.
Would you like to be one?
Wha-?
Apparently you have to do it in a swimsuit.
T-There's no way I can do such a thing!
Oh, don't worry.
We're not expecting any accidental exposure from you, anyway.
Can I have a chocolate banana, please?
Sure!
It's been so long since I had one of these...
This is weird!
It's supposed to be a long time,
but it feels like I had one in my mouth just recently...
Maybe you did?
Oh.
One ice candy, please.
Sure.
Is it so good it makes you cry?
It's been so long since I had one...
I shouldn't have asked...
3 on 3 Basketball Tournament
Men's Basketball Club
Whoa!
The guys are so energetic!
It sure made me sweat a lot.
It doesn't look like you're sweating all that much, though.
It's not my body sweat I'm talking about, it's the sweat down there...
Where's Tsuda?!
Where's Tsuda with all his comments?!
Tsuda!
I'm beat...
I finally managed to get some free time.
I'm going to take a little rest.
Just five minutes.
Tsuda... Tsuda!
Oh?
You're finally awake.
It's evening already.
How could this happen?
My first Cultural Festival ever ended while I was asleep...
It hasn't ended yet.
There's still the folk dance in the evening.
I'll be your partner, if you don't mind.
Well... I guess these endings are good too.
ha! yada asa da
はっ! やだ朝だ
Ha! Oh no, it’s the morning.
hi! ima nanji?
ひぃ! 今何時?
Hi! What time is it now?
fu... mada heiki
ふぅ... まだ平気
Fu... I’m still fine.
ato gofun
あと5分
Just another 5 minutes.
he? isoganakya
へっ? 急がなきゃ
He? I have to hurry up.
ho! ttomiruku de
ホッ!トミルクで
With Ho!t milk,
GO! ichinichi ha danzen banzen
GO! 1日は断然万全
GO! The day starts off absolutely perfect.
to-suto kuwae magarikado
トーストくわえ曲がり角
With toast in my mouth I reach a street corner.
gottsunko de I fall in love
ゴッツンコで I fall in love
Banging into someone and I fall in love.
chow anime no misugi jyanai?
ちょw アニメの見過ぎじゃない?
Aren’t I just watching way too much anime?
mousou ga shumi I am shomin (Yeah!)
妄想が趣味 I am 庶民 (Yeah!)
Delusions are my hobby. I am an ordinary person. (Yeah!)
hai hai! shigyou
ハイハイ! 始業
Yeah, yeah! Training.
aru shu no shugyou (seishun no hibi yo)
ある種の修行 (青春の日々よ)
A type of training (Days of youth)
hai hai! ichigen pu-ru ariene (gujjobbu na hibiyo)
ハイハイ! 1限プール ありえね (グッジョブな日々よ)
Yeah, yeah! Pool in the first period? Impossible! (Good job days)
guguttari (hai hai hai)
ググったり (ハイハイハイ)
Googling, (Yeah yeah yeah)
wikittari (pappapasshuwa)
wikiったり (パッパパッシュワ)
Wikiing. (Pappapasshuwa)
jouhoushagai (hai hai hai)
情報社会 (ハイハイハイ)
It’s an information society. (Yeah yeah yeah)
oyoide muda ni ne tairyoku tsukauwa shizuku mo hajikeru
泳いで 無駄にね 体力使うわ 滴もはじける
Swimming pointlessly wasting my energy. Drops of water splattering
aoi haru
蒼い春
Spring of youth.
nigen de sude ni hungry
2限ですでに hungry
Already hungry in the second period.
shouka kyuushuu ni I agree
消化吸収に I agree
I agree with eating some food.
matte mashita ranchi taimu (Yeah!)
待ってましたランチタイム (Yeah!)
I have waited for you, lunch time (Yeah!)
housoubu anison nagasu (ee~!)
放送部アニソン流す♪(エエ〜!)
The broadcasting club broadcasts anime songs (Eh~!)
hai hai! renai koi ni koi shite
ハイハイ! 恋愛 恋に恋して
Yeah, yeah! In love. Fall in love with love
hai hai! nooto wo kashite yo
ハイハイ! ノートを貸してよ
Yeah yeah! Let me borrow your note book.
givu & teiku
ギヴ&テイク
Give and take.
aitai! kare kara me-ru kita teki na
アイタイ! 彼からメール来た的な
I want to meet you! A mail like that came from my boyfriend.
hai hai! kenkyo ni jiman ha tekunikku
ハイハイ! 謙虚に自慢はテクニック
Yeah, yeah! Bragging modestly is a technique.
yuuyake ga (hai hai hai)
夕焼けが (ハイハイハイ)
The sunset (Yeah yeah yeah)
aishuu sasou (pappapasshuwa)
哀愁誘う (パッパパッシュワ)
Brings forth sorrow. (Pappapasshuwa)
kyoushitsu de (hai hai hai)
教室で (ハイハイハイ)
In the classroom (Yeah yeah yeah)
imifu na tawagoto uketari hiitari doui ga ureshii
イミフな戯言 ウケたり ヒイたり 同意が嬉しい
I attract and receive pointless nonsense. I’m glad we’ve come to an agreement
aoi haru
蒼い春
Spring of youth.
Preview for the next episode
It's nearly Christmas.
What are you going to ask from Santa, Suzu-chan?
Santa?!
Please, stop treating me like a child!
Next time on Seitokai Yakuindomo,
we'll cover pages 87 through 116 in Volume 2.
By the way, I had my adult-
「I've never seen such a biological phenomenon before」
「Is it better if I put on underwear?」
「Santa's tendency」
You're making it difficult for Santa!