A summary of the last episode!
A summary outline of the last episode!
Who are you?!
Student Council Room
Something new?
Indeed, a whole new experience exactly because it is co-ed!
Isn't the choice obvious already?
Since we have both men and women, ***** is the way to go!
Oh, I see! *****, huh?
That means we could organise an ***** too!
The only time you're allowed to have it hanging out is during sex!
Like the other day, I accidentally said cunnilingus instead of cleaning.
Virgin sex might become the "new thing".
He's having Suzu-chan take care of his things "down there".
Masturbation, you say?!
This is the first time I've seen such a bad summary...
We're changing our uniforms today.
Although it's October, it's still pretty hot.
Good morning, Taka-nii!
Oh, hey.
You're still wearing your summer uniform.
Are you still half asleep there?
What?!
Oh, come on!
I'm obviously doing it on purpose!
I'm also changing my personality for the season.
I'm now a ditz!
A happy sister as usual.
Ousai Academy's Student Council rules:
Nine!
Never forget to carry around condoms.
I saw that one coming!
issei ichidai ichinen hokki
一世一代 一念発起
Once in a life, be prepared to do something.
issai gassai ichimou dajin
一切合切 一網打尽
Everything all together.
isshin doutai doutai
一心同体 同体
Being one in body and soul. Being one?
ONLY ONE NO. 1
OUSAI GIRLS AND BOYS
junjou karen deare
純情可憐であれ
Being pure and lovely.
uruwashiki koujoushin
麗しき向上心
Your beautiful desire to improve
gutto mune ni kizande
ぐッと胸に刻んで
engraved deeply into you.
maegami sukaato no take
前髪 スカートの丈
Bangs and the length of your skirt.
kousoku junshu shimashou
校則遵守しましょう
Let's abide by the school rules.
pin to shisei tadashite
ピンと姿勢正して
Stand straight properly.
seijitsu ni uketsugitai wa
誠実に受け継ぎたいわ
I want to sincerely inherit
ririshii oshie wo
凛々しい教えを
the gallant teachings.
genzai kako mirai
現在 過去 未来
Present, past and future
nadeshiko no makenai porishii
撫子の負けないポリシー
The maiden's "won't lose" policy!
(SYSYD!)
Don't be shy
Yay
hokorashiku
誇らしく
Be proud.
nagasaretari shinai yo
流されたりしないよ
I won't drift away
By myself
yukkuri to sakasemashou
ゆっくりと咲かせましょう
Let's bloom slowly.
kiyoku tadashiku
清く正しく
Fair and right.
Keep your pace
ichiban no mikata wa jibun jishin
一番の味方は自分自身
Your number one ally is yourself.
minna motto motto utsukushiku are
みんなもっともっと 美しくあれ
Everyone be more and more beautiful.
massugu ni susumimashou
まっすぐに進みましょう
Progress straight forward.
We love Ousai
We are SYD
Student Council Room
Shower Breeze
Spray, spray...
Aria, you sure like keeping things clean, don't you?
I can't see a single speck of dust.
Oh, it's nothing special.
Though, they call me obsessed with cleanliness if I go overboard,
so I gotta be careful.
Yeah, I guess a proper human being should have some flaws.
According to my intel,
it seems wearing dirty underwear pleases your partner more.
That's not a reliable information source...
How much will you pay for it?
I'm so sleepy...
And I have to attend a meeting now...
I better get my spirits back up.
Are you awake now?
Yup.
A whole new, pleasant feeling...
I better run!
Ouch. Ouch. Don't do it. Please don't do it. Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo.
Should I help you?
No, thanks. Having no problems at all!
Honestly, there's no upside to being short...
And I'm dead!
It's not like I think I was saved because I'm short at all...
I don't really get it, but comfort me...
I'm sorry!
I'm inside.
Are you the type who prefers tampons?
That's not what I meant...
Kame hame
HA
Aria, why are you crying?
It's because of this love novel.
I just adore things like the Red String of Fate, you see?
The Red String of Fate, huh?
If such a thing really did exist...
You'd probably get told to pull the red string from down there every day.
Yeah.
You're not gonna talk back?!
Come of think of it, Tsuda-kun, are you going out with anyone?
You mean like a lover?
Unfortunately, I don't have anyone like that.
Then, that means your right hand is your lover, eh?
Uh, no...
It might be his left hand.
Not that either.
Then, could it be your mouth?!
Just how flexible are you?!
That's the worst one yet.
So what's the topic today?
Oh, right.
This time, I was thinking of setting up a Student Council Newspaper.
It would make it easier for us to inform the students about our work and the upcoming events.
So, we're going to ask the Newspaper Club to cooperate with us.
Yo. Leave the pictures to me.
I was taking photos of you earlier,
just in case something like this happened.
How much will you pay for it?
What kind of photos did you take?!
That was a joke...
This is the picture I'd recommend:
Tsuda-kun attempting to get through the door by crouching, while bumping his head in process...
Huh?
And Hagimura-san, who was observing all that a little enviously.
Hey!
Won't this look like I have a height inferiority complex for him?!
I thought you'd say that.
So we changed it to this!
Hey, dammit!
See ya.
So, what did you have in mind?
I'd like to publish the kind of article everyone would actually want to read, of course.
Why don't we try printing them double-leaved?
Double-leaved?
It's when you stick the edges of the pages together,
so it's impossible to see what's inside.
Oh!
You're talking about dirty porn mags, right?
Those are stuck together for different reasons...
Stop!
If you pry it apart too much...!
What do you think about this kind of layout?
This picture over here isn't straight.
Like this then?
Now it's not straight over here.
Like this?
Here too.
There too?
Yeah. Here too.
Prez!
You're going to go bald if you worry too much about these petty details.
If it's the pubic hair you're talking about, I'll gladly accept it.
Right...
Tsuda Takatoshi was left to do the essay
Tsuda, are you done yet?
I'm not too confident about this, though...
Well, it's your first time after all.
If you just try to relax while writing...
The hell?!
It's quite a wonderful and touching story.
Let me see...
Is that...?!
I'll leave the rest to you!
George!
Well... That essay has nothing to do with the images shown earlier...
Aren't you two just overreacting?
Pussy cat, are you alone?
So cute.
Would you like to stay with me?
I think I'm going to try it all over again.
Even though he's not with me any more,
I feel that I'm going to meet something new again,
just like this little cat here.
I'll walk on.
I'll step forward.
There's not only rain in this world.
A time will come when the sun will shine...
Where the hell did George go?!
Yeah!
"Yeah" my ass!
The Student Council Newspaper was safely issued
and was well-received
I was quite surprised to discover I actually had literary talent.
Well, I guess I've always been the one being surprised ever since I transferred schools...
This gives me a little confidence.
Vice-President Tsuda.
There's a rumour spreading about you driving a great number of girls to tears...
Making girls cry is the crap of art
You drink it all up
Do it
Yup. Okay.
I'd like to set up the management team here, but...
We just need to pitch a tent here, right?
P-Pitch a tent...?
Suzu is around here
You're full of confidence, huh?
Yeah, I'm used to it.
U-Used to it...?
I often go out camping with my family,
and then I volunteer to put it up myself.
A-Always in front of your family...?!
Do you pitch a tent that often?!
No, as I was saying... When I go out camping with my family-
He can't help it.
He's a boy after all.
Um, could you at least let me finish?
I see!
We have nothing to do with it!
Please, spread those flags around the grounds as well.
Those are the flags of many different countries, right?
Venezuela.
Norway.
Guatemala.
That's impressive.
It's general knowledge.
That's a pad, right?
Aye. The period, huh?
Isn't it a flag?!
Huh?!
What's wrong, Aria?!
I got all tangled up...
A rope play!
Isn't this a bit loose, though?
It should be more... more... like this!
How did this happen?
That's the net for the obstacle race.
Put that out onto the grounds for today too, please.
Okay.
Prez, what should I do with this ball for the ball-rolling race?
Ball rolling?!
Wouldn't that be R18?!
Is it really all right?!
Okay, time for rehearsal.
Suzu is around here
An oath!
In accordance with skinship,
we vow to confidently have sexual intercourse.
That's perfect!
Both men and women keep getting...
Could you let me do it tomorrow instead?
Tomorrow's probably going to be a pretty tough day.
Taka-nii, you probably shouldn't masturbate today as preparation for tomorrow.
You have to save energy, right?
Children that sleep, grow.
I'm way too excited... I can't sleep...!
Oh yeah, I have to take off my chastity belt.
I-It has gotten quite bright outside.
Sports Festival
Ladies and gentlemen!
In accordance with sportsmanship, we vow to play fair and square...
I wonder what unfair sportsmanship would mean...
Maybe doping or something?
Of course, sporting while having sexual thoughts in your mind is not very pure.
No, that's not what I really meant...
Hey, isn't this the "harem" we've always dreamed of?
Sure is.
Why is it that I'm not happy at all then?
Well, that's probably because we're not very relevant to the story here.
We get it!
We have nothing to do with it!
On your marks!
Ready...
But I haven't fired yet!
What?
I'm sorry, I was just practising some spanking.
Spanking
To slap the butt with something flat for punishment or sexual reasons. It is popular in the West
Spanking
To slap the butt with something flat for punishment or sexual reasons. It is popular in the West
Spanking
To slap the butt with something flat for punishment or sexual reasons. It is popular in the West
Spanking
To slap the butt with something flat for punishment or sexual reasons. It is popular in the West
Spanking
To slap the butt with something flat for punishment or sexual reasons. It is popular in the West
Spanking
To slap the butt with something flat for punishment or sexual reasons. It is popular in the West
Spanking
To slap the butt with something flat for punishment or sexual reasons. It is popular in the West
I'm going to throw you out of here.
Ball
Tossing
Sorry, Takatoshi-kun.
Oh, it's okay.
What the hell are these guys doing during the ball tossing?
There.
Scavenger Hunt
Tsuda, could you come with me for a sec?
What does it say?
"The person you try to be."
Huh?
You were buying red bean tea at the vending machine the other day, weren't you?
It's my dream to be able to do that myself one day.
Haha, I'm so good-
Tsuda-kun, could you please come with me?
What does it say?
"An animal you'd like to have as your pet."
Takatoshi-kun is trying to escape...
Wait up!
Dream on!
We're in the same group, eh?
I won't go easy on you.
That's the way I like it.
Male Student
Tsuda!
Again...
You're so popular.
Yay!
What did it say?
I don't really want to know, but...
Then... Then I won't tell you.
Huh?
Are they getting closer?
Sports
Festival
Ta-da!
I came to cheer you on.
You sure have enough free time.
Aren't you an exam student?
It's called having a little time off...
You're studying in your "little time off," aren't you?
Oh?
Tsuda-kun, who is that girl?
Oh, this is my younger sister Kotomi.
Sorry to have my brother always trouble you.
You siblings look so much alike.
Very true, as neither of us has had any sexual experience yet.
That's not what I meant.
You can't put a male virgin and a female virgin at the same level in the first place.
What's with this shameful play?
Venezuela
Three-Legged Race
Shino-chan, let's aim for first place.
Yup.
Let's get it over and done with.
Everyone! Run!
Our class will be in the lead if you place first in the 100 m sprints, Takatoshi.
Go for it!
Don't put so much pressure on me.
You should start with the crouching position to get a good push off.
How does that work?
First off, you take the "obedient position" on all fours.
Then you stick out your hips.
Then use the energy you've been piling up to-
Fine, thank you for your explanation!
The last event will be the club relays.
We'll be entering as the Student Council team as well.
Yeah!
We better start preparing our plan.
The most important thing about running is probably the position.
Oh, really?
You could probably fix it into place if you wear briefs...
You guys should take this more seriously.
The last competition will be the club relays.
Let's try to avoid injuries, but give it our best!
I will now present the first set of runners:
The Disciplinary Committee,
Biology Club,
Newspaper Club,
and our school's breeding horse!
Hold on a second!
On your marks!
Ready!
Go!
Taka-nii!
Hang in there!
The ones currently in the lead are a member of the Discipline Committee and the Student Council's breeding horse!
A shutter chance!
Hey!
This will sell!
President, I'm not going to lose against you this time.
Very well.
Chief!
Prez!
No!
Chief! Where are you going?!
Here you go.
Thanks.
Amazing!
She's fast.
That one would've sold better...
Is that something to cry about?
Aria...
The true reason why I selected you as the third runner...
I'm sorry I did not mention it.
The true reason why I selected you as the third runner is...
Because I can't accept a victory narrowly won due to the size of your breasts...
My body feels really light.
Must be because I've taken off the chastity belt for today.
She's doing unexpectedly well!
There are bouncing boobs too?
Stop crying every single time!
Hagimura, I'm counting on you.
Yeah, I'll just take it easy.
Don't just take it easy!
It's all about taking it easy, you know.
Suzu-chan!
There!
Got the first place!
You did really well, Hagimura!
She tries really hard...
You're shining!
It's great, Hagimura!
My legs are all sore from moving around all day long.
That's true.
Ouchie...
Did you hurt yourself somewhere as well, Yokoshima-sensei?
My lower body...
I guess you have to wear one your own size.
What have you been doing this whole day?!
Everything seemed like a big pain at first,
but in the end it was a lot more fun than I imagined.
I was trying to clean up and somehow ended up like this!
That's our Aria for you!
There are no flaws in your flaw-ridden self!
Can I go home now?
Venezuela.
Next Time Preview
Next time on Seitokai Yakuindomo!
Next time on Seitokai Yakuindomo...
Takatoshi-kun!
Come back!
Kahou Suspense Theater
The wandering, fishing-loving idiot of a detective ~The closed operating table and the cat's happy meow~
Kahou Suspense Theater
The wandering, fishing-loving idiot of a detective ~The closed operating table and the cat's happy meow~
We suddenly felt like airing it, so even if the regular Seitokai Yakuindomo starts, please consider it as though you were watching the Kahou Suspense Theater
Tsuda-kun!
Tsuda!
It's a lie!
He hasn't even kept his promise yet!
Tsuda!
It's a time where the collaboration of the creators and audience has become very important
Thank you for your cooperation
Tsuda!
I... died.
...Actually, we got bored of it
Indeed.
...Actually, we got bored of it
This might be good news for the Japanese medical world, however...
However!
We demand the regular Seitokai Yakuindomo next week!
If I give up at this point,
We demand the regular Seitokai Yakuindomo next week!
I won't be able to face Takatoshi-kun ever again!
We demand the regular Seitokai Yakuindomo next week!
Um... Um...
Matsumoto-kun...
Um... Um...
The Wrapping Cloth
Don't go!
Don't go, George!
The Wrapping Cloth
Don't go against that violent, shredding whale any more!
Hey! George!
We extended it a bit too far!
I've caused you a lot of trouble.
To be honest, I feel bad about it.
I am sorry
However!
We all come together to apologise to you all
- Staff members -
If I don't bore a hole through that violent, shredding whale's belly...
Director Kanazawa
...my life up until now has no meaning!
Director Kanazawa
Seitokai Yakuindomo Love!!
These are the staff members!
Bring it on!
George!
So who is George?!
And also Matsumoto!
Yeah!
"Yeah" my ass!
ha! yada asa da
はっ! やだ朝だ
Ha! Oh no, it’s the morning.
hi! ima nanji?
ひぃ! 今何時?
Hi! What time is it now?
fu... mada heiki
ふぅ... まだ平気
Fu... I’m still fine.
ato gofun
あと5分
Just another 5 minutes.
he? isoganakya
へっ? 急がなきゃ
He? I have to hurry up.
ho! ttomiruku de
ホッ!トミルクで
With Ho!t milk,
GO! ichinichi ha danzen banzen
GO! 1日は断然万全
GO! The day starts off absolutely perfect.
to-suto kuwae magarikado
トーストくわえ曲がり角
With toast in my mouth I reach a street corner.
gottsunko de I fall in love
ゴッツンコで I fall in love
Banging into someone and I fall in love.
chow anime no misugi jyanai?
ちょw アニメの見過ぎじゃない?
Aren’t I just watching way too much anime?
mousou ga shumi I am shomin (Yeah!)
妄想が趣味 I am 庶民 (Yeah!)
Delusions are my hobby. I am an ordinary person. (Yeah!)
hai hai! shigyou
ハイハイ! 始業
Yeah, yeah! Training.
aru shu no shugyou (seishun no hibi yo)
ある種の修行 (青春の日々よ)
A type of training (Days of youth)
hai hai! ichigen pu-ru ariene (gujjobbu na hibiyo)
ハイハイ! 1限プール ありえね (グッジョブな日々よ)
Yeah, yeah! Pool in the first period? Impossible! (Good job days)
guguttari (hai hai hai)
ググったり (ハイハイハイ)
Googling, (Yeah yeah yeah)
wikittari (pappapasshuwa)
wikiったり (パッパパッシュワ)
Wikiing. (Pappapasshuwa)
jouhoushagai (hai hai hai)
情報社会 (ハイハイハイ)
It’s an information society. (Yeah yeah yeah)
oyoide muda ni ne tairyoku tsukauwa shizuku mo hajikeru
泳いで 無駄にね 体力使うわ 滴もはじける
Swimming pointlessly wasting my energy. Drops of water splattering
aoi haru
蒼い春
Spring of youth.
nigen de sude ni hungry
2限ですでに hungry
Already hungry in the second period.
shouka kyuushuu ni I agree
消化吸収に I agree
I agree with eating some food.
matte mashita ranchi taimu (Yeah!)
待ってましたランチタイム (Yeah!)
I have waited for you, lunch time (Yeah!)
housoubu anison nagasu (ee~!)
放送部アニソン流す♪(エエ〜!)
The broadcasting club broadcasts anime songs (Eh~!)
hai hai! renai koi ni koi shite
ハイハイ! 恋愛 恋に恋して
Yeah, yeah! In love. Fall in love with love
hai hai! nooto wo kashite yo
ハイハイ! ノートを貸してよ
Yeah yeah! Let me borrow your note book.
givu & teiku
ギヴ&テイク
Give and take.
aitai! kare kara me-ru kita teki na
アイタイ! 彼からメール来た的な
I want to meet you! A mail like that came from my boyfriend.
hai hai! kenkyo ni jiman ha tekunikku
ハイハイ! 謙虚に自慢はテクニック
Yeah, yeah! Bragging modestly is a technique.
yuuyake ga (hai hai hai)
夕焼けが (ハイハイハイ)
The sunset (Yeah yeah yeah)
aishuu sasou (pappapasshuwa)
哀愁誘う (パッパパッシュワ)
Brings forth sorrow. (Pappapasshuwa)
kyoushitsu de (hai hai hai)
教室で (ハイハイハイ)
In the classroom (Yeah yeah yeah)
imifu na tawagoto uketari hiitari doui ga ureshii
イミフな戯言 ウケたり ヒイたり 同意が嬉しい
I attract and receive pointless nonsense. I’m glad we’ve come to an agreement
aoi haru
蒼い春
Spring of youth.
Preview for the next episode
Next time on Seitokai Yakuindomo,
we'll cover pages 53 through 86 of volume two.
Culture Festival, woohoo!
Sticking with the same energy from last week, eh?
A shutter chance!
There might be a little exposure, too.
Of Tsuda-kun?
「The maid saw! The princess' dirty (omitted)」
「I don't have such a character setting」
「I'll go out with you if you don't mind, but...」
You guys sure like your exposure! But I keep tell you there won't be any!