Good morning.
Morning.
Ah, Pres!
Good morning, Pres.
Good morning, Tsuda-kun.
The weather's nice today.
I'm counting on you doing your student council work today as well.
Good morning, Tsuda-kun.
Oh, Shichijou-senpai.
What's wrong?
Why are you standing there looking all confused?
Well, I thought the Pres looked pretty serious today.
That's right.
Shino-chan's always very serious about her duties.
That's why we have to try hard to keep up with her, too.
Eh?
Well then, see you later.
Pres?
Shichijou-senpai?
In order to improve school life,
the Student Council still needs to-
What happened to the event plan from earlier?
I gave the planned event forms to Yokoshima-sensei for that-
Excuse me!
What's wrong, Tsuda-kun?
What's wrong with you guys?
What's wrong?
What do you mean?
Isn't this kind of weird?
What are you talking about all of a sudden?
What's weird?
Because...
It's just plain weird that the Pres and Shichijou-senpai aren't making any obscene jokes!
Tsuda-kun... is this some new form of sexual harassment?
That kind of stuff is unacceptable, Tsuda-kun.
Eh?
You're terrible.
I never thought Tsuda-kun was such a rude person.
I've lost all hope in you.
Just fire him already.
What a shame...
W-What's going on?!
J-Just a dream... huh?
What a nightmare.
More like... why would I say something like that in my dream?
Taka-nii, it's time!
You have student council work today, don't you?
Ah, you're right.
T-Taka-nii?!
Ousai Academy.
Student Council rules.
Number Five!
Play with it... in moderation!
Eh? With what?!
issei ichidai ichinen hokki
一世一代 一念発起
Once in a life, be prepared to do something.
issai gassai ichimou dajin
一切合切 一網打尽
Everything all together.
isshin doutai doutai
一心同体 同体
Being one in body and soul. Being one?
ONLY ONE NO. 1
OUSAI GIRLS AND BOYS
junjou karen deare
純情可憐であれ
Being pure and lovely.
uruwashiki koujoushin
麗しき向上心
Your beautiful desire to improve
gutto mune ni kizande
ぐッと胸に刻んで
engraved deeply into you.
maegami sukaato no take
前髪 スカートの丈
Bangs and the length of your skirt.
kousoku junshu shimashou
校則遵守しましょう
Let's abide by the school rules.
pin to shisei tadashite
ピンと姿勢正して
Stand straight properly.
seijitsu ni uketsugitai wa
誠実に受け継ぎたいわ
I want to sincerely inherit
ririshii oshie wo
凛々しい教えを
the gallant teachings.
genzai kako mirai
現在 過去 未来
Present, past and future
nadeshiko no makenai porishii
撫子の負けないポリシー
The maiden's "won't lose" policy!
(SYSYD!)
Don't be shy
Yay
hokorashiku
誇らしく
Be proud.
nagasaretari shinai yo
流されたりしないよ
I won't drift away
By myself
yukkuri to sakasemashou
ゆっくりと咲かせましょう
Let's bloom slowly.
kiyoku tadashiku
清く正しく
Fair and right.
Keep your pace
ichiban no mikata wa jibun jishin
一番の味方は自分自身
Your number one ally is yourself.
minna motto motto utsukushiku are
みんなもっともっと 美しくあれ
Everyone be more and more beautiful.
massugu ni susumimashou
まっすぐに進みましょう
Progress straight forward.
We love Ousai
We are SYD
What?!
Tsuda... caught... a cold?
Yes.
We received a call from his house just now.
Why are you so surprised?
It might be my fault that Tsuda's sick.
Did something happen?
Suzu's Head
Well...
I'll be fine.
See you.
H-Hey!
It's probably because he got wet in the rain back then...
That's not really your fault, Shino-chan.
That's right.
It's his own fault.
But you're worried, right?
Why don't we all go pay him a visit?
A visit, eh?
That might be good.
But, wouldn't we bother his family if we all came barging in?
That is true.
Then how about one of us goes as a representative?
Sounds good.
I guess I'll go there after school.
Your rear,
isn't it a mess?
I'm home.
Taka-nii, are you okay?
Yeah.
I'm feeling much better now that I've slept.
You don't need to worry.
Thank goodness.
I brought you a sports drink.
Oh, thanks.
Oh, and a lot of other stuff too...
She's become a lot more dependable.
And this!
Ero-Manga Island
You're that when you're tired, right? That!
You don't have to be unnecessarily dependable.
Eh? Would you prefer some 3D instead?
That's not the point.
My fever's going up again...
For some reason, the dreams I have in this state seem strangely real.
Like the one this morning...
Ouchie!
Yes, indeed. Like this...
Huh?
Could this be the human world?
Ah... Yeah, yeah...
Yay!
Great success!
My dreams sure are amazing.
Oh?
Who are you?
I guess I should wake up for once.
I wonder if I'm heading in that direction...
Yes?
Hello.
My name is Amakusa Shino.
I came to visit Takatoshi-kun.
Ah!
You must be from an escort service!
House visit play... that's pretty original!
Huh?
It's nothing serious like a cold.
It seems like I got a fever because I was too tired.
But...
It's not because I came home wet.
You have nothing to feel bad about, Pres.
I see...
But it's true that I overloaded you with work to the point of exhaustion.
I'm sorry.
Their jokes exhaust me more than the actual student council work...
Well, I'll refrain from saying that.
I made tea.
Hello again.
This is my sister, Kotomi.
I'm Tsuda Kotomi.
Please take your time.
By taking your time,
I didn't mean that my brother takes too long to cum!
Please ignore that.
Oh, so you don't?
Go away.
Here's a get well gift for you.
Please accept it.
Wow, thank you very much.
Pervert Magazine
You're that when you're tired right? That!
Did you want a loli one instead?
That's not the point.
Oh, well... Then I'll give you the regular gift.
Please give me that one to begin with.
Get-well gift
Aria and Hagimura wanted to come along too, but...
Get-well gift
We thought that having a bunch of people over would be bothersome for you.
Thus, I decided to come as a representative.
You didn't have to be so considerate.
But Aria was planning to bring her ten-man team of doctors to check up on you.
Welcome.
Thank you very much for being so considerate.
By the way,
since you've been sleeping for two days, you must be backed up.
Excuse me?
I-If you're fine with me, I'll...
...make you feel better.
Ow!
Pres, please put it in more gently.
It's because you moved.
Have faith in my technique.
How is it?
Does it feel good?
Yes, it's very good.
I'm really good at ear cleaning.
Well, I knew this was coming...
Well then, see you at school tomorrow.
Yeah, see you.
Take care.
Taka-nii?
Your rear, isn't it a mess?
This...
My little sister is going through puberty.
TL Note: "My Little Sister is Going Through Puberty" is a manga from the creator of Seitokai Yakuindomo.
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Tsuda, what are you staring at?
I see.
So you like short hair.
Not in particular.
Though I was staring at her...
Well, you sure do get to see a lot more bras through their shirts that way.
Why are you getting mad in such an incomprehensible way?
I'm just sexually frustrated!
Shichijou Aria, the Student Council Secretary.
Senpai, what are you doing?
Oh, I get it!
Schools don't have automatic doors, do they?
Keep your ignorance at a moderate level, okay?
Moderation is a good thing
He can't get his ass off from Jane's bust.
No- Not there...
Oh yeah, yeah!
Sensei, what are you doing?
Ah, I was wondering if I could make him have a wet dream.
Ah, perhaps a little more...
Oh yes, darling!
Get on with the class!
This is studying too!
Hey, hey!
You're really smart, right, Suzu-chan?
I guess so...
So then, what's 1,289,451 + 3,293,876?
4,583,327.
Don't test me if you don't know the answer yourself.
Er, sorry.
It's useless if it's not something I can figure out as well.
In that case, I'll give you one from the textbook.
Book: World History I
Who's the famous artist from Spain that is famous for his work "Guernica" as well as others?
Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso.
Who...?
※By the way, it's correct
Ah, I know!
I'm good at literature.
Let's see... Please write "rose" in kanji.
rose
Correct!
Correct!!
This one's incorrect.
You don't know it, after all.
O-Oh...
Student Council Room
Excuse me... I'm going to the bathroom.
What's wrong with Tsuda?
Don't you think it's a stomach ache?
Can we really be sure about that?
Eh?
If he has a huge penis,
it wouldn't be strange for his hand to be there!
He must be really backed up.
That's impossible.
The average size for Japanese people is 13cm
Swim classes start next week...
I'm not confident about my figure, so I don't like being in a swimsuit.
Speaking of which,
I heard your breasts grow larger if you massage them.
T-This is...!
I'm just sexually frustrated!
That's a pretty bad excuse.
The pool opens tomorrow.
The weather's been hot recently, so it's perfect.
But tomorrow's chance of rain is 40%.
I'm a little worried.
You sure are looking forward to swimming.
Well, that's because everyone-!
Excuse me, I'm Hata from the newspaper club.
As promised,
I'll be taking pictures of you tomorrow during swimming class.
Eh?!
You didn't forget our deal from the other day, did you?
So, I want you to participate in the photo shoot for the pool opening article, Pres.
How about it?
Ah, no! I was half asleep whe-
The president shouldn't have second thoughts, right?
Well then, see you tomorrow.
The weather's nice...
All I want are some pictures of regular class scenes, so don't mind me too much.
I see.
Then for starters...
The scene where your body heats up while being ejaculated on by the male students.
You call that regular?!
Isn't that the Pres?
I wonder if she's doing okay.
She can't swim?
Nah, she's just afraid of heights.
Shake, shake shake, shake...
Ah, that place does seem surprisingly high.
Oh, I lost.
I can't win against you, Shino-chan.
That's not true.
I can't win at some things, either.
Really?
Last night I lost to my razor...
Poor thing...
Now that we've had a nice break, how about another swim?
S-Sure.
Why is my butt-print bigger?
Good work today.
I'm seriously exhausted...
I'd like some pictures of the guys too,
so I'll be visiting your class as well.
By the way, it's on Yokoshima-sensei's request.
Right...
Um...
What about mine?
The general public's been getting pretty harsh recently.
What?!
Unfreedom of expression
I overslept!
You still have time.
I have student council work.
I'll just have some bread.
Hold it, Taka-nii!
Isn't a guy running to school with bread in his mouth kind of wrong?
No, I'm seriously in a hurry...
I have to go to school with
bread in my mouth too!
Today at Shino-san's
Consultation Room
I'm Shichijou Aria.
Consultee Shichijou Aria
What is it that you need to formally consult me about?
Actually...
There's someone in this school who I'm interested in.
W-What are you saying, Aria?
Have you forgotten our school's rules?!
Pres, dating at school is forbidden,
but there's no problem if they do it at a different location, right?
Tsuda...
My ears are sexually sensitive, so don't whisper into them!
Pres, dating at school is forbidden,
but there's no problem if they do it at a different location...
But he won't notice my feelings at all.
Yes, Aria is my precious friend.
I want to give her advice not as the Student Council President, but as her friend.
Though I'm clueless about matters of love.
Let's see... How about changing your method of approach?
You know what they say: "If pushing doesn't work, then push them over!"
Wow!
They don't say that.
So what's his name?
No idea.
You don't know that either?
Then which class is he from?
I don't think he's in any class.
Eh?
What is he like?
He's very hairy.
What is?!
It's a stray that started living around here recently.
Wow, what a peaceful sight.
Thank you, Tsuda.
What's this all of a sudden?
Isn't it fine, isn't it fine?
As you can see, I'm a stubborn blockhead.
If you didn't give me your advice back then,
I would've only been able to deny it.
I wouldn't have been able to solve Aria's problem alone.
I'm really grateful to you.
So, I'd like you to use your turtle head to support me from now on too!
Stop making up random words!
I overslept!
You still have time.
I'm on class duty today!
All right, now that's it's come down to this...
I have to run to school with bread in my mouth too!
A roll?
A glimpse of bread
Meeting
School
End of classes assembly
Summer Vacation!
School
FINALS!
It's almost time for exams...
I haven't studied anything at all yet.
This kind of conversation makes me feel better.
Student Council Room
It's almost time for exams, but...
...how are you guys doing?
Nothing to worry about.
It's going fine.
I can't think of a single factor that could lead to failure.
Indeed.
Coming here makes me extremely worried, though.
How are you doing, Tsuda?
Have you gotten used to the Student Council?
Yeah, thanks to you.
Somehow I'm able to keep up with the work.
It's just that everyone around me is a girl,
so I can't follow regular conversations.
Your bra gets really sticky during the summer.
That's true.
If only we didn't have to wear one.
I can't follow, either.
Tsu... da...?
Hey, is anyone around?
Ah, Tsuda, good timing.
Sorry, but could you help me organise the reference room?
Sure.
Reference Room
Click.
Click
C-Click...?
I was just trying to create the mood...
I won't do anything to you.
Stop the heavy breathing!
Oh yeah, yeah, yes...
Don't come near me!
Let me out!
She won't be coming out for the rest of today
Really?
So this school is having its 50th anniversary?
Yup, so there are lots of legends going around.
For example, this tree in the courtyard.
They say that your love will be requited if you confess under that tree.
I see...
But, wasn't this an all-girls school until last year?
Yup!
Well, I won't think too deeply about that...
Love Minus
Ousai Academy Private High School
Introduction
History
Club Activities
Volunteering Activities
Founder
There's a plan to create a Student Council section on the school's homepage.
Furthermore, the Student Council is to create it.
Really...
I've never felt the importance of the meaning of "reliability" more than I do right now!
So I guess you have no idea how to do it...
You type quickly, Tsuda.
I do it a lot at home, while surfing the internet and so on.
What's this picture?
It's the time of year when the end of monsoon season seems too far away; how are you all doing? This year our high school will have its 50th anniversary, and the activities of the Student Council
Did you draw it yourself?
You're good!
It was included in the package.
I see...
We don't get to do this very often, so do you want to try playing with it?
W-Won't it break if I touch it?!
Have some faith in modern science, please.
You can create a star symbol if you convert "star".
Push this.
Whoa, PCs are incredible!
You really are a beginner, eh?
Tsuda.
Yes?
Typing "anal" doesn't give me the appropriate mark.
Don't play like that.
Good work.
Did you finish the homepage, Shino-chan?
Well, I got the gist of it from Tsuda, but...
How should I put it...
It's difficult.
I have an idea.
Hm?
Well...
I see!
Ousai Academy Student Council
What do you think?
Everyone's going to want to visit this, right?
It took a lot of effort to make this.
There's no way we can use this.
By the way, if you click here-
We can't show you any more
ha! yada asa da
はっ! やだ朝だ
Ha! Oh no, it’s the morning.
hi! ima nanji?
ひぃ! 今何時?
Hi! What time is it now?
fu... mada heiki
ふぅ... まだ平気
Fu... I’m still fine.
ato gofun
あと5分
Just another 5 minutes.
he? isoganakya
へっ? 急がなきゃ
He? I have to hurry up.
ho! ttomiruku de
ホッ!トミルクで
With Ho!t milk,
GO! ichinichi ha danzen banzen
GO! 1日は断然万全
GO! The day starts off absolutely perfect.
to-suto kuwae magarikado
トーストくわえ曲がり角
With toast in my mouth I reach a street corner.
gottsunko de I fall in love
ゴッツンコで I fall in love
Banging into someone and I fall in love.
chow anime no misugi jyanai?
ちょw アニメの見過ぎじゃない?
Aren’t I just watching way too much anime?
mousou ga shumi I am shomin (Yeah!)
妄想が趣味 I am 庶民 (Yeah!)
Delusions are my hobby. I am an ordinary person. (Yeah!)
hai hai! shigyou
ハイハイ! 始業
Yeah, yeah! Training.
aru shu no shugyou (seishun no hibi yo)
ある種の修行 (青春の日々よ)
A type of training (Days of youth)
hai hai! ichigen pu-ru ariene (gujjobbu na hibiyo)
ハイハイ! 1限プール ありえね (グッジョブな日々よ)
Yeah, yeah! Pool in the first period? Impossible! (Good job days)
guguttari (hai hai hai)
ググったり (ハイハイハイ)
Googling, (Yeah yeah yeah)
wikittari (pappapasshuwa)
wikiったり (パッパパッシュワ)
Wikiing. (Pappapasshuwa)
jouhoushagai (hai hai hai)
情報社会 (ハイハイハイ)
It’s an information society. (Yeah yeah yeah)
oyoide muda ni ne tairyoku tsukauwa shizuku mo hajikeru
泳いで 無駄にね 体力使うわ 滴もはじける
Swimming pointlessly wasting my energy. Drops of water splattering
aoi haru
蒼い春
Spring of youth.
nigen de sude ni hungry
2限ですでに hungry
Already hungry in the second period.
shouka kyuushuu ni I agree
消化吸収に I agree
I agree with eating some food.
matte mashita ranchi taimu (Yeah!)
待ってましたランチタイム (Yeah!)
I have waited for you, lunch time (Yeah!)
housoubu anison nagasu (ee~!)
放送部アニソン流す♪(エエ〜!)
The broadcasting club broadcasts anime songs (Eh~!)
hai hai! renai koi ni koi shite
ハイハイ! 恋愛 恋に恋して
Yeah, yeah! In love. Fall in love with love
hai hai! nooto wo kashite yo
ハイハイ! ノートを貸してよ
Yeah yeah! Let me borrow your note book.
givu & teiku
ギヴ&テイク
Give and take.
aitai! kare kara me-ru kita teki na
アイタイ! 彼からメール来た的な
I want to meet you! A mail like that came from my boyfriend.
hai hai! kenkyo ni jiman ha tekunikku
ハイハイ! 謙虚に自慢はテクニック
Yeah, yeah! Bragging modestly is a technique.
yuuyake ga (hai hai hai)
夕焼けが (ハイハイハイ)
The sunset (Yeah yeah yeah)
aishuu sasou (pappapasshuwa)
哀愁誘う (パッパパッシュワ)
Brings forth sorrow. (Pappapasshuwa)
kyoushitsu de (hai hai hai)
教室で (ハイハイハイ)
In the classroom (Yeah yeah yeah)
imifu na tawagoto uketari hiitari doui ga ureshii
イミフな戯言 ウケたり ヒイたり 同意が嬉しい
I attract and receive pointless nonsense. I’m glad we’ve come to an agreement
aoi haru
蒼い春
Spring of youth.
Preview for the next episode
Tsuda, why are you watching that music video show?
Ah, this is the band that's going to appear next time, Triple-
Tsuda! That's still a secret!
Next time on Seitokai Yakuindomo we'll cover pages 113 through 130 in Volume 1 of the original comics.
「Tsuda-kun doesn't read them! He uses them!」
「If there's one receiving then there's one giving.」
「No, wear your clothes.」
So you're using the escort service insinuation play this time, Shino-chan.