It's been a couple of months since I enrolled at Ousai Academy,
a former all-girls school where the majority of students are still female.
Upon arriving, I was forcibly dragged into the Student Council,
where I spent my days surrounded by pretty unique people.
And yet I'm slowly getting used to these days...
Although I'm not sure if that's a good thing.
Anyway, somehow I still manage to survive at this academy.
Leftovers
Here's a gift from our class trip.
Thank you very much.
And...
about... yours...
Well, this is my first time giving a gift to a man...
I'm not sure if you'll like it or not, but...
Don't worry. Anything is fine as long as you put your heart into it.
A Dancer's Face Powder is White Milky Fluid
Very well!
I bought you the novel "A Dancer's Face Powder is White Milky Fluid"!
Your heart has been dreadfully corrupted.
By the way, did anything happen while we were gone?
Nothing...
Just get off for a sec.
I'll adjust the seat's height.
I won't do something silly like get it for you.
N-Nothing happened.
Tsuda-kun!
Just what happened between you and Suzu-chan while we were away?
Well, I went to Hagimura's place...
W-What did you do?
Huh?
What did you do?!
Huh?!
Sorry to interrupt, I'm Hata from the newspaper club.
We had some extra pictures from a news piece, so I came to show them to you.
Let me see, let me see!
Me too.
Where are you, Pres?
I'm right here.
Where?
Here.
Pres is sleeping.
Hey, don't look at sleeping people without permission!
She's right.
That costs money.
Eh?
I definitely regret that I couldn't visit the Kiyomizu Temple.
Shino-chan's afraid of heights, after all.
Is it that bad?
When I go to high places,
my strength escapes my body, and I can't stop shaking.
It's like I'm always...
...climaxing!
That doesn't work at all.
Ousai Academy.
Student Council rules.
Number Four!
Recycle porn magazines you've already read!
Oh, that's surprisingly useful.
issei ichidai ichinen hokki
一世一代 一念発起
Once in a life, be prepared to do something.
issai gassai ichimou dajin
一切合切 一網打尽
Everything all together.
isshin doutai doutai
一心同体 同体
Being one in body and soul. Being one?
ONLY ONE NO. 1
OUSAI GIRLS AND BOYS
junjou karen deare
純情可憐であれ
Being pure and lovely.
uruwashiki koujoushin
麗しき向上心
Your beautiful desire to improve
gutto mune ni kizande
ぐッと胸に刻んで
engraved deeply into you.
maegami sukaato no take
前髪 スカートの丈
Bangs and the length of your skirt.
kousoku junshu shimashou
校則遵守しましょう
Let's abide by the school rules.
pin to shisei tadashite
ピンと姿勢正して
Stand straight properly.
seijitsu ni uketsugitai wa
誠実に受け継ぎたいわ
I want to sincerely inherit
ririshii oshie wo
凛々しい教えを
the gallant teachings.
genzai kako mirai
現在 過去 未来
Present, past and future
nadeshiko no makenai porishii
撫子の負けないポリシー
The maiden's "won't lose" policy!
(SYSYD!)
Don't be shy
Yay
hokorashiku
誇らしく
Be proud.
nagasaretari shinai yo
流されたりしないよ
I won't drift away
By myself
yukkuri to sakasemashou
ゆっくりと咲かせましょう
Let's bloom slowly.
kiyoku tadashiku
清く正しく
Fair and right.
Keep your pace
ichiban no mikata wa jibun jishin
一番の味方は自分自身
Your number one ally is yourself.
minna motto motto utsukushiku are
みんなもっともっと 美しくあれ
Everyone be more and more beautiful.
massugu ni susumimashou
まっすぐに進みましょう
Progress straight forward.
We love Ousai
We are SYD
Extremely Raw Yatsuhashi
Oman
Hagimura, how were those Yatsuhashi crackers I gave you?
They were really good.
Extremely Thick
Wooden Sword
The wooden sword you gave me as a present?
It's nice, I play with it a lot.
Extremely Well-Crafted
Strap
I always wear the strap you gave me.
Your luck with dates will go up if you keep it on.
Ousai Academy Student Council
When a dangerous object is found in the school
Don't touch me
Don't stare at me
You're so perverted
Really?
Is she going to ask about my gift as well?
A Dancer's Face Powder is White Milky Fluid
I suppose I'd better read it.
A Dancer's Face Powder is White Milky Fluid
The Next Day
Tsuda-kun.
Shino-chan's looking for you.
Student Council Room
Ah, Tsuda, just in time.
There was something I wanted to ask you.
Pres, I really enjoyed the present you got me.
Especially when the erect Meatsuke shoots it all over the dancer.
W-Wha-?! What's this all of a sudden?
Sexual harassment?
I was going to ask you about the next meeting!
Goddammit!
That's why
I loosen my clothes
where you can't see them
That's why
I loosen my clothes
where you can't see them
Shichijou Aria.
She's gentle, pretty, and a bombshell beauty.
Boom!
Stare~~~~
Stare...
Senpai, what are you spacing out for?
I see. Schools don't have escalators.
Oopsies.
Rich and absent-minded.
It's so hot, even though it's only May...
C'mon, Tsuda. Don't slack.
Aren't you hot, Pres?
Of course. It's very hot, but I can't break dress code with loose clothes.
So I loosen them where you can't see.
It's kinda breezy.
You're probably not thinking straight because it's so hot.
I'm not crazy. I'm just not wearing panties.
You see, yesterday I had some difficult homework.
So I'd like to ask you something, Hagimura.
Is there some-
Oh, don't surprise me like that.
Is there some easy-to-understand reference book at a reasonable price that you know of?
Ah, if-
Oh, Hagimura's s***ing on Tsuda's ***k!
Whoa, they're having *** while the sun's still up?
It's not ***, Aria! It's a bl***ob!
I see!
You sure like milk, Hagimura.
Milk helps you grow, so that's good.
You don't... like milk, Pres?
Thanks for looking downwards while saying that.
It's not here.
Not here.
Not here, eh?
I'm not interested, but I'll ask anyway.
What's not there?
Extremely Sweet
Melon Bun
I left a melon bun from the cafeteria right here...
Does anyone know where it is?
Dunno.
I don't know.
Of all places, I wouldn't hide it here!
This room was locked at the time.
Therefore, the crime was committed by someone on the inside.
In other words!
Yokoshima-sensei, you ate my melon bun, didn't you?
She went straight to me!
She's not trusted at all.
Here, money for the bread.
Well, I really did eat it.
What are you thinking, taking students' stuff?
You see... W-When people eat spicy food,
they feel like eating something sweet afterwards, right?
Did you eat something spicy?
Well, in my case it was a bitter liquid...
Likes
Younger
Men
Anyhow, please be careful from now on.
I don't think this person will be careful. Ever.
Case Closed
Anyway, Pres.
It's pretty amazing that you instantly knew who the culprit was.
I knew you were telling the truth when you said you didn't know.
I believe that the people here would never lie.
Pres...
That's our Shino-chan!
I'm not lying about my age.
Hagimura's asleep.
Well, let her have a little rest.
That's all for today's meeting.
In that case, I'll distribute the budgets for each club.
Listening while sleeping?!
She really is a genius!
Most Ousai Academy students are college-bound.
The level is pretty high.
Heisei Year 22 Report Card
Consultation
in progress, do not enter.
Ousai Academy Student Council
Recently, I've been worrying about whether or not I can graduate normally.
I see.
Still, you can't rush it.
We have a lot of girls, so you should be able to meet a lot of people,
but ultimately your relationship is based on the feelings you have for each other.
I consulted the wrong person.
Consultation
in progress, do not enter.
Ousai Academy Student Council
in progress, do not enter.
Ousai Academy Student Council
Today, I came because I had a question.
A senior student joined our club the other day,
so should I hand over my position as the club's president?
I don't think that you should be totally bound by the age hierarchy.
Besides, you have more experience, right?
It wouldn't be right for an inexperienced cherry to lead an experienced woman.
I don't really get what she's saying,
but she's the president, so it must be amazing!
It's hot.
I found a split end!
I'm shocked!
Your cuticles are damaged.
People have over 100,000 hairs on their head.
You shouldn't worry about it that much.
Gosh... Tsuda-kun.
You shouldn't barge into a private conversation between girls.
Why not?
I'm talking about pubic hair.
I really am sorry for interrupting.
Here we go.
So hot.
Tsuda-kun,
Shino-chan's going to get mad at you again if you're dressed loosely.
But there's stuff like Cool Biz nowadays.
TL Note: Cool Biz - A campaign to help reduce power consumption by limiting use of air conditioning.
It's all wasted effort if you overwork yourself and get heat exhaustion.
I see. Then I'll do it too.
It turned out to be lewd!
Tsuda...
Summer Clothes Starting Tomorrow!
You, tuck in your shirt!
Ah, sorry.
Seriously, how many times do I have to say this?
Who the hell are you calling a kid?! Who?!
Listen up! The one who calls someone else a kid is the real kid!
Hey, Takatoshi-kun.
The Student Council sure is busy this morning.
Or maybe not, by the looks of it.
He arrived about five minutes ago.
Congrats
Student Council Room
Concerning the rule prohibiting cell phone use in school,
due to student requests, it's been repealed.
That's right.
You never know what could happen someday.
It's definitely more reassuring to have one.
I'm worried that the school might fall into chaos.
Texting during class.
Taking videos of people having sex!
I don't think it'd ever end up being as chaotic as you imagine, Pres.
Consultation
in progress, do not enter.
Ousai Academy Student Council
To put it bluntly,
the number of students faking a period to skip swimming classes is increasing each year.
Not good.
I stayed up late studying last night...
Now I can't stay awake!
So, I want you to participate in the photo shoot for the pool opening article, Pres.
How about it?
Then it's okay, I presume?
Well then, a pleasure working with you.
The Guys of the Battlefield
Tsuda-kun, you shouldn't bring DVDs to school.
Oh, sorry.
But, what about the gravure DVD before?
That was just a reference tool. Those are fine.
Oh, but this is the movie everyone's talking about these days, right?
The Guys of the Battlefield
Yeah. I borrowed it from a friend.
How was it?
It was great. I had a tissue at hand the whole time.
W-Was it that erotic?
Oh, my bad.
My policy is to not carry around a handkerchief.
Mitsuba.
How's the judo club working out?
Quite well, thanks to you.
Although my position as club president is tough,
managing club funds for equipment and whatnot.
You need things besides your judo clothes?
This is a
swimsuit
String panties.
Shichijou-senpai said it's to hide the line of your underwear.
Her again?!
I'm late. My TV drama's about to start!
I guess I'll take a shortcut.
The moment I realised I could get through because I was small,
I decided not to.
Looking at this schedule makes you see how much work the Student Council does.
Indeed.
Is something happening on this day?
My birthday.
Let's have a birthday party!
I-It's not like I wanted you to do it or anything!
Happy birthday to you!
Well then, to Shino-chan's birthday!
Cheers!
You don't have to lower it for me.
All right, let's go move on to presents.
Pres, please accept mine first.
Sure.
I'm fine with mine being the first, too.
No, mine first.
Me first, me first.
No, no, mine first.
Thanks...
Mine first.
Please, do take mine first.
Shino-chan's really popular.
I can't go after her.
A female pig
piggy bank
Oh, this is a piggy bank, right?
Yes. These days, we all need to save.
Very much like you, Suzu-chan.
Thank you, Hagimura.
It's nothing.
I couldn't figure out what you'd like at all.
It's a CD I like.
Please listen to it when you want to.
Thank you.
I-I guess I'll play it right now.
So you listen to this kind of music, Tsuda-kun.
That's unexpected.
Really?
I might as well open the rest of the presents with this in the background.
Wait. Who's this present from?
Ah, it's from Yokoshima-sensei.
I got it from her.
Why are you making such a troubled face?
Eh? Yokoshima-sensei?
Why do you guys sound like you don't like this?
What are you guys saying?
She's still a teacher, even if she's "that".
"That" what?
I must accept her feelings!
Um, Pres, are you going to open that?
Why?
Well, we can already tell how this is going to end...
I-I've never seen this before!
It's a two-prong type.
It's different if you change the switch.
I want to believe that I'm only imagining that's her favourite.
Lastly, I'll open Aria's present.
T-This is!
It was a special day, so I tried it out.
What do you think?
Stuffed doll in bondage
It's a work of art!
It was good practice for me, too.
Practice for what?
Wonderful!
She really likes it!
Can I hang it in the Student Council room just for today?
Of course!
Yup!
Birthdays sure are nice.
Yes, they sure are.
By the way, when's your birthday, Tsuda?
Oh, next month.
Happy birthday.
When's yours, Suzu-chan?
It was back in April.
Congrats.
To Everyone:
Congrats!
It's raining.
And they said it wouldn't rain today.
I have an umbrella I keep in here.
I do. I really have an umbrella.
Me too.
Really?
How lucky.
We can use the umbrella you forgot to take home.
Wow Pres,
you totally know my personality!
That's why
I'm fine with just up to here
See you.
Yeah.
Thanks for your work.
Now that I think about it, we're both under one umbrella.
You're right.
Do we look like we're in that kind of a relationship?
We'll have to be careful.
You're popular after all, Pres.
You'll have to be very careful...
Are you going this way, Pres?
Yeah.
I'm fine with going just up to here.
Thanks.
Then, take my umbrella.
Ah, but...
I'll be fine.
I can't let the birthday girl get wet on her way home.
See you.
H-Hey!
Want to stay under the umbrella until the light turns green?
Yeah.
Did he catch one?
ha! yada asa da
はっ! やだ朝だ
Ha! Oh no, it’s the morning.
hi! ima nanji?
ひぃ! 今何時?
Hi! What time is it now?
fu... mada heiki
ふぅ... まだ平気
Fu... I’m still fine.
ato gofun
あと5分
Just another 5 minutes.
he? isoganakya
へっ? 急がなきゃ
He? I have to hurry up.
ho! ttomiruku de
ホッ!トミルクで
With Ho!t milk,
GO! ichinichi ha danzen banzen
GO! 1日は断然万全
GO! The day starts off absolutely perfect.
to-suto kuwae magarikado
トーストくわえ曲がり角
With toast in my mouth I reach a street corner.
gottsunko de I fall in love
ゴッツンコで I fall in love
Banging into someone and I fall in love.
chow anime no misugi jyanai?
ちょw アニメの見過ぎじゃない?
Aren’t I just watching way too much anime?
mousou ga shumi I am shomin (Yeah!)
妄想が趣味 I am 庶民 (Yeah!)
Delusions are my hobby. I am an ordinary person. (Yeah!)
hai hai! shigyou
ハイハイ! 始業
Yeah, yeah! Training.
aru shu no shugyou (seishun no hibi yo)
ある種の修行 (青春の日々よ)
A type of training (Days of youth)
hai hai! ichigen pu-ru ariene (gujjobbu na hibiyo)
ハイハイ! 1限プール ありえね (グッジョブな日々よ)
Yeah, yeah! Pool in the first period? Impossible! (Good job days)
guguttari (hai hai hai)
ググったり (ハイハイハイ)
Googling, (Yeah yeah yeah)
wikittari (pappapasshuwa)
wikiったり (パッパパッシュワ)
Wikiing. (Pappapasshuwa)
jouhoushagai (hai hai hai)
情報社会 (ハイハイハイ)
It’s an information society. (Yeah yeah yeah)
oyoide muda ni ne tairyoku tsukauwa shizuku mo hajikeru
泳いで 無駄にね 体力使うわ 滴もはじける
Swimming pointlessly wasting my energy. Drops of water splattering
aoi haru
蒼い春
Spring of youth.
nigen de sude ni hungry
2限ですでに hungry
Already hungry in the second period.
shouka kyuushuu ni I agree
消化吸収に I agree
I agree with eating some food.
matte mashita ranchi taimu (Yeah!)
待ってましたランチタイム (Yeah!)
I have waited for you, lunch time (Yeah!)
housoubu anison nagasu (ee~!)
放送部アニソン流す♪(エエ〜!)
The broadcasting club broadcasts anime songs (Eh~!)
hai hai! renai koi ni koi shite
ハイハイ! 恋愛 恋に恋して
Yeah, yeah! In love. Fall in love with love
hai hai! nooto wo kashite yo
ハイハイ! ノートを貸してよ
Yeah yeah! Let me borrow your note book.
givu & teiku
ギヴ&テイク
Give and take.
aitai! kare kara me-ru kita teki na
アイタイ! 彼からメール来た的な
I want to meet you! A mail like that came from my boyfriend.
hai hai! kenkyo ni jiman ha tekunikku
ハイハイ! 謙虚に自慢はテクニック
Yeah, yeah! Bragging modestly is a technique.
yuuyake ga (hai hai hai)
夕焼けが (ハイハイハイ)
The sunset (Yeah yeah yeah)
aishuu sasou (pappapasshuwa)
哀愁誘う (パッパパッシュワ)
Brings forth sorrow. (Pappapasshuwa)
kyoushitsu de (hai hai hai)
教室で (ハイハイハイ)
In the classroom (Yeah yeah yeah)
imifu na tawagoto uketari hiitari doui ga ureshii
イミフな戯言 ウケたり ヒイたり 同意が嬉しい
I attract and receive pointless nonsense. I’m glad we’ve come to an agreement
aoi haru
蒼い春
Spring of youth.
Preview for the next episode
For once, I guess I'll do the preview like a teacher should.
Where's the script?
Right, here you go.
Let's see here: next time, Sei-
Next time, Seitokai Yakuindomo will cover pages 87 through 110 in Volume 1 of the original comics.
This kind of treatment even during the preview... I can't take it!
「Your rear, isn't it tedious?」
「I'm just unsatisfied!」
「I need to go to school with bread in my mouth, too!」