Taka-nii, hurry up!
Yeah.
Taka-nii!
Don't worry, don't worry.
The station's right there.
Geez, that's not the problem.
See, I made it.
Ousai Academy.
Student Council rules.
Number one!
Secrets...
must all be reported!
All of them?!
issei ichidai ichinen hokki
一世一代 一念発起
Once in a life, be prepared to do something.
issai gassai ichimou dajin
一切合切 一網打尽
Everything all together.
isshin doutai doutai
一心同体 同体
Being one in body and soul. Being one?
ONLY ONE NO. 1
OUSAI GIRLS AND BOYS
junjou karen deare
純情可憐であれ
Being pure and lovely.
uruwashiki koujoushin
麗しき向上心
Your beautiful desire to improve
gutto mune ni kizande
ぐッと胸に刻んで
engraved deeply into you.
maegami sukaato no take
前髪 スカートの丈
Bangs and the length of your skirt.
kousoku junshu shimashou
校則遵守しましょう
Let's abide by the school rules.
pin to shisei tadashite
ピンと姿勢正して
Stand straight properly.
seijitsu ni uketsugitai wa
誠実に受け継ぎたいわ
I want to sincerely inherit
ririshii oshie wo
凛々しい教えを
the gallant teachings.
genzai kako mirai
現在 過去 未来
Present, past and future
nadeshiko no makenai porishii
撫子の負けないポリシー
The maiden's "won't lose" policy!
(SYSYD!)
Don't be shy
Yay
hokorashiku
誇らしく
Be proud.
nagasaretari shinai yo
流されたりしないよ
I won't drift away
By myself
yukkuri to sakasemashou
ゆっくりと咲かせましょう
Let's bloom slowly.
kiyoku tadashiku
清く正しく
Fair and right.
Keep your pace
ichiban no mikata wa jibun jishin
一番の味方は自分自身
Your number one ally is yourself.
minna motto motto utsukushiku are
みんなもっともっと 美しくあれ
Everyone be more and more beautiful.
massugu ni susumimashou
まっすぐに進みましょう
Progress straight forward.
We love Ousai
We are SYD
Morning!
Good morning.
It's full of girls...
Onee-sama!
It can't be helped.
I chose this school because it's close to my house, but...
...it was an all girls’ school until just last year.
Hey!
The male student over there!
Text: Student Council
You are...
Yes?
...a freshman, right?
Yes.
Really?!
It's so cold today.
I'm in big trouble.
Are you all right?
Here we go.
Did you watch TV yesterday?
I did!
Your uniform is slovenly!
Tie your tie properly!
Under The Cherry Blossom Tree
Seriously, it bothers me how students these days think leaving their uniform unkempt is cool.
In that aspect, mine isn't loose at all.
Yes...
Loose...
A loose...
A loose woman...!
Because I don't want anyone to think I'm a loose woman.
Huh...? Yes...
Anyway, the way you're wearing your uniform is against the school rules.
Yes.
I'll fix it for you...
...but at the same time,
I'll hand out your punishment for breaking the school rules.
If everyone dresses properly,
it means we can attend class in a pleasant mood.
But even if you got caught in this sort of check, once you get to the classroom, you can just undo it again.
Then I'll tie it so tight that you can't undo it.
Seriously, you people astound me.
As the Student Council, our activities have meaning because we do take action.
Text: Student Council
Saying that even if we do something it's pointless...
...is just an easy way out for those lazy people who can't act on their ideals.
I hate small humans like you!
Hmm, this child is...?
You bastard!
You've said something you shouldn't!
I'll show you the consequences that arise when you make me angry!
Listen carefully!
Even though I have this stature, I'm sixteen years old!
Furthermore, I'm a returnee student with an IQ of 180,
I'm fluent in English, and ten digit calculations are trivial for me!
Due to my abilities, I'm currently working as the Student Council Treasurer.
How's that?
Will you still dare to treat me like a child?
However, she gets sleepy at nine o'clock at night.
That's a child.
Damn you! Damn you! Damn you! Damn you! Damn you!
There, there, both of you.
You mustn't trouble a freshman.
Right?
Aria.
Senpai.
I'm sorry they kept you here.
No, you saved me.
Thanks for coming to stop them.
Not really. It was interesting so I was watching from the shadows the whole time.
Never mind, she wasn't saving me.
By the way, this may sound like a strange question,
but why did you enter our school?
Uh, well... because it's nearby.
So that's how it is.
I heard that some boys enrolled here with the goal of creating harems because it just became co-ed.
Harem?
No! Wait!
I'm so tired of girls!
End
No, no. No way, no way.
But that's actually pointless.
All the girls here are only interested in other girls.
Onee-sama...
We have time eternal. Time eternal...
End
She likes heavy jokes.
By the way, I'm normal.
Suzu is around here
Likewise.
That's the morning bell.
I'm late because you people were messing around out here!
My, my...
I see. I'm sorry about that.
It's okay...
As an apology, I'll let you join the Student Council.
Yes.
Consider it a honour.
Huh? What did you just say?
As you know, starting this year, our school has become co-ed.
Since that's the case, school life will be very different from before.
So if possible, I'd like someone on the Student Council who's able to give us opinions from a boy's point of view.
But the role might be too heavy for me.
What are you whining about?
I only have one heavy day per month.
That has nothing to do with me.
Pres, are you serious about giving this guy admittance?
Are you unhappy with it?
No, I understand what you're saying but...
...boys are unhygienic; they'll give our Student Council room the odour of sweat.
That's prejudice.
Don't worry.
Look, he seems to be a diligent boy.
I think he might smell like squid, though.
That's even worse.
Well, it should be fine.
Personally, I'll be very happy if you join,
because I'm interested in you as a person.
There's only so much you can learn in health classes.
No!
With that said, I'm a second year student and the Student Council President, Amakusa Shino.
Also a second year student. I'm Shichijou Aria, the Secretary.
A first year student like you. I'm Hagimura Suzu.
And you will be taking up my previous position as Vice President.
Work hard as my right hand.
Shouldn't it be right arm?
Right hand can also mean lover, in a way.
What's with this development?!
I'm the Vice President even though I'm a first year?!
Huh? It's decided like this?
Heisei Year 22 April 5th
Tsuda Takatoshi
By Heisei Year 22, April the 5th
The person mentioned above is appointed as this year's Student Council's Vice President
Student Council President
Amakusa Shino
Approved
Are Things Like This Going to
Continue All the Time?!
Sorry I'm late.
You're late!
I told you we have an important meeting today!
No, I got lost.
I see. It hasn't been long since you started here.
All right, I'll show you around Ousai Academy today.
What about the important meeting?
This is the infirmary.
This is the girls' changing room.
This is an empty classroom which is normally unused.
I wanted to show you the places which male students would find exciting first...
Are you dissatisfied?
Yeah.
This the music room.
You can use the top of the grand piano in any way you like.
So you are continuing...
This is the classroom that Shino-chan and I are in.
If you have any problems, feel free to come and consult us.
Yes.
But if you look at it like this, a declining birthrate isn't such a bad thing.
Sorry?
If the third year classes go all the way to P, it wouldn't be bad either.
The image colour of the class would be pink!
Yup, yup.
Can't it be purple?
This is the girls' toilet.
The boys use the staff toilet.
Besides doing our business here, we also use it to change it our sanitary na*kins.
I didn't ask for explanations to that extent.
Wait, Shino-chan! I use tamp*ns.
Suzu's head
Sorry, I was only thinking of myself.
Geez, be more considerate, Shino-chan.
Is it going to continue every time... things like this?
I already got used to it.
Listen carefully, I'm usi-
Pres! Thanks for the hard work.
She's so cool!
Being greeted by everyone; as expected from the Pres.
Well, you can't stand above people unless they respect you.
You have to work hard to become respected as the Vice President as well.
No, I'm not really good at things like that.
Suzu..
So you prefer to be looked down on?
You're an M... aren't you?
Your ideas are way too extreme.
Also, there's no reason for you to give me that look.
This is the rooftop.
I like high places...
...because I can look down at people.
It's all right to laugh at me.
No... It's not really something to laugh at.
Huh? Not coming over here, Pres?
No, I'm fine.
No need to guess. Could it be that you're bad with high places?
Wha- No way!
This is...
This is?
My knees are shaking with excitement!
That's not really a good excuse.
It was meant to be a good one
Student Council Room
Well then, regarding today's main topic.
Due to our school becoming co-ed this year,
male students have enrolled in our school.
For us, the Student Council, won't the biggest issue be bridging the gap between students?
As expected from Shino-chan. Well said.
Since the school is now co-ed, we have to start sharing many things.
For example?
Suzu...
Water in the pool.
This year's summer is going to be exciting.
Suzu...
I want to resign...
Ousai Academy, Student Council President, Amakusa Shino.
She taught me, who doesn't know anything, how to get things done.
She seems like a person who takes good care of others.
Hmm, Pres.
This printout is-
Since you're my right arm,
stand on my right side!
But she's a weird person.
Lately, bullying has become a social issue.
That's why...
...I've decided to conduct an emergency survey at our school.
Is bullying bad?
Of course!
But my father enjoys being bullied by my mother every night.
Looks like they get along well.
Loving Couple
You get sleepy in the afternoon, eh?
Well, it is after lunch.
By the way, if Suzu-chan doesn't have afternoon naps her body can't handle it.
She really is a child.
By the way, Suzu-chan is able to react to her surroundings even while asleep.
Same year as me, with a slightly smaller build than the other students,
Ousai Academy Student Council Treasurer, Hagimura Suzu.
She seems a bit arrogant.
Because I'm like this, I always put up this pose so that I won't get looked down on.
Yes.
However!
However?
There's a pressing issue with this.
Which is...?
Face front!
It resembles the person at the front of a line.
How should I resolve this dilemma?!
I really don't care.
I don't care
by Suzu
It depends on the person.
In order to create a better school, it's important to listen to the voice of the student body.
Therefore, I'm thinking of setting up a suggestion box.
Pres.
We've deployed a suggestion box previously as well.
However, if I recall correctly, there weren’t an abundance of responses, right?
Yeah.
That's why this time, we'll decorate it so that people will want to put things inside.
Suggestion Box
Suzu's head
Don't stare at it like that.
Didn't you draw it yourself?
I mean, why are you blushing?
This will just look like something suspicious.
Really? I'd want to put in a-
Well done
Box: Suggestion Box
We got lots of responses this time.
Good, let's check them together.
There are really a lot.
Suspicions about the maths teacher, Shiraishi-sensei wearing a wig.
It's pointless.
If you lay your hands on the President, we will punch a hole through you
God...
Today I'll be making a speech at the school assembly.
I'll have you standing on the stage during that time as well, Tsuda-kun.
I'll be nervous in front of that many people.
Come on, don't be a wimp.
When lots of people look at me, I get extremely excited.
That's not good either.
For Now,
Try Stripping
So, what's the Vice President supposed to do?
That's right.
Since your job is to support the President,
How about giving Shino-chan a hand when she is troubled?
I see.
But Shino-chan is good in studying,
and her sporting reflexes are good as well.
She has perfect manners, and is great at house chores.
So there's nothing in particular.
You guys are early today.
On my way here, I picked up a wallet.
I feel sorry but I'll look inside to see if there is anything that can identify the owner.
The owner is a girl.
How did you know?
There is no c**dom.
That would make me a girl, too.
Well then, let's begin the meeting.
Hagimura is absent.
Looks like she isn't here yet.
Even with this body, it comes!
In other words, it's her second day.
Romantic relationships in school prohibited.
Dying hair prohibited.
Purchasing and eating sweets prohibited.
Running in the halls prohibited.
Leaving the school with jersey on prohibited.
The school rules here are pretty strict.
Of course.
School is the place for study.
Any activities irrelevant for students will not be accepted.
But if everything is prohibited, there's a possibility that the enthusiasm of students will be adversely affected.
I see...
If that's the case, then romantic relationships are prohibited but mas*urbation is allowed!
What a suggestion.
However, we are not going to have that as a school rule.
There are a lot to remember.
Tsuda, do you have a habit of biting your nails?
Ah, sorry.
Once it becomes a habit, it gets quite troublesome so you'd better be careful.
I also had a habit of touching my a*s but I somehow managed to stop.
Am I supposed to congratulate you?
Let's congratulate her!
Cafeteria
So it's true that you entered the Student Council.
That's amazing.
Yeah...
Sort of being forced into it though...
But it's full of pretty girls, although there's one little kid.
I'd love to trade places with you.
Then want to switch?!
No...
What's with that?! If you don't want to do it then don't say you do! You bully!
Sorry...
Hagimura, what are you doing?
Can't you tell just by looking?
I'm stretching.
I can see that, but why here?
So that I won't get cramps in my legs.
Good effort.
I see, that must have been very hard on you.
And my junior won't listen to what I say!
The Student Council President, Amakusa Shino,
often helps students who are having troubles.
You have to be more responsible.
Thank you very much.
As expected from Pres, you handled it fairly.
Well, it's the Student Council President's duty.
Also, I'm tight-lipped.
By the way, my l*ps down there are also tight.
This person always says too much.
Hey, Tsuda!
In this report, there are three instances of incorrect word usage.
Really?
Are you slacking?
Sit down over there!
Kneel down on the ground instead!
I sat down though.
A request for an interview from the Newspaper Club?
Yes.
So we're going to be interviewed.
Looks like there is a need for some practice.
Tsuda-kun, can you teach us about interviews?
You know a lot about them right?
Why would I?
They often have one in AVs, don't they?
An interview scene.
We're counting on you.
Wai- Why are you deciding things based on that?
What is your name?
I'm Hata from the Newspaper Club.
Yes...
It's a pleasure to meet you.
Don't be so nervous, just relax.
Oh, I see.
You see, it's heavy today, so both standing and sitting are painful.
Then it can't be helped.
Suzu's head
We will now begin the interview.
Excuse me.
Oh.
Sorry.
Get used to it. Get used to it!
How many times have you experienced it?
Well, in terms of the thousand-hitting training...
Next, we'll do a photo shoot.
It's embarrassing.
Should I do a pose?
You're really into it, aren't you?
No, since we're using it for an introductory article, please stand normally with the Student Council room has the background.
I see.
This is what you call a galge style screen capture thing.
That's the first time I've heard that.
And then?
At the batting centre, in the 130 kilo corner...
And finally, let's hear a word on the direction for the future from the Vice President and representative of the boys, Tsuda-kun.
Let's see... I want to build a relationship without walls between the boys and girls.
In other words, you want to break the walls between the changing rooms and showers.
How erotic.
A lump of sexual desire.
The Vice President is erotic.
Are you on their side, too?!
Then for now, try stripping.
Yes!
They aren't showing us properly!
This is a normal gravure DVD.
Tsuda-kun, this isn't what we ordered!
Give me a break, please!
But this is going to be a problem.
I thought that we could use this as a reference for the interview coming up.
What sort of reference would that be?
My, that’s an amazing swimsuit.
Her breasts are big, too!
It's not bothering me!
ha! yada asa da
はっ! やだ朝だ
Ha! Oh no, it’s the morning.
hi! ima nanji?
ひぃ! 今何時?
Hi! What time is it now?
fu... mada heiki
ふぅ... まだ平気
Fu... I’m still fine.
ato gofun
あと5分
Just another 5 minutes.
he? isoganakya
へっ? 急がなきゃ
He? I have to hurry up.
ho! ttomiruku de
ホッ!トミルクで
With Ho!t milk,
GO! ichinichi ha danzen banzen
GO! 1日は断然万全
GO! The day starts off absolutely perfect.
to-suto kuwae magarikado
トーストくわえ曲がり角
With toast in my mouth I reach a street corner.
gottsunko de I fall in love
ゴッツンコで I fall in love
Banging into someone and I fall in love.
chow anime no misugi jyanai?
ちょw アニメの見過ぎじゃない?
Aren’t I just watching way too much anime?
mousou ga shumi I am shomin (Yeah!)
妄想が趣味 I am 庶民 (Yeah!)
Delusions are my hobby. I am an ordinary person. (Yeah!)
hai hai! shigyou
ハイハイ! 始業
Yeah, yeah! Training.
aru shu no shugyou (seishun no hibi yo)
ある種の修行 (青春の日々よ)
A type of training (Days of youth)
hai hai! ichigen pu-ru ariene (gujjobbu na hibiyo)
ハイハイ! 1限プール ありえね (グッジョブな日々よ)
Yeah, yeah! Pool in the first period? Impossible! (Good job days)
guguttari (hai hai hai)
ググったり (ハイハイハイ)
Googling, (Yeah yeah yeah)
wikittari (pappapasshuwa)
wikiったり (パッパパッシュワ)
Wikiing. (Pappapasshuwa)
jouhoushagai (hai hai hai)
情報社会 (ハイハイハイ)
It’s an information society. (Yeah yeah yeah)
oyoide muda ni ne tairyoku tsukauwa shizuku mo hajikeru
泳いで 無駄にね 体力使うわ 滴もはじける
Swimming pointlessly wasting my energy. Drops of water splattering
aoi haru
蒼い春
Spring of youth.
nigen de sude ni hungry
2限ですでに hungry
Already hungry in the second period.
shouka kyuushuu ni I agree
消化吸収に I agree
I agree with eating some food.
matte mashita ranchi taimu (Yeah!)
待ってましたランチタイム (Yeah!)
I have waited for you, lunch time (Yeah!)
housoubu anison nagasu (ee~!)
放送部アニソン流す♪(エエ〜!)
The broadcasting club broadcasts anime songs (Eh~!)
hai hai! renai koi ni koi shite
ハイハイ! 恋愛 恋に恋して
Yeah, yeah! In love. Fall in love with love
hai hai! nooto wo kashite yo
ハイハイ! ノートを貸してよ
Yeah yeah! Let me borrow your note book.
givu & teiku
ギヴ&テイク
Give and take.
aitai! kare kara me-ru kita teki na
アイタイ! 彼からメール来た的な
I want to meet you! A mail like that came from my boyfriend.
hai hai! kenkyo ni jiman ha tekunikku
ハイハイ! 謙虚に自慢はテクニック
Yeah, yeah! Bragging modestly is a technique.
yuuyake ga (hai hai hai)
夕焼けが (ハイハイハイ)
The sunset (Yeah yeah yeah)
aishuu sasou (pappapasshuwa)
哀愁誘う (パッパパッシュワ)
Brings forth sorrow. (Pappapasshuwa)
kyoushitsu de (hai hai hai)
教室で (ハイハイハイ)
In the classroom (Yeah yeah yeah)
imifu na tawagoto uketari hiitari doui ga ureshii
イミフな戯言 ウケたり ヒイたり 同意が嬉しい
I attract and receive pointless nonsense. I’m glad we’ve come to an agreement
aoi haru
蒼い春
Spring of youth.
Preview for the next episode
Pres, please do the preview for the next episode.
Okay. The next episode of Seitokai Yakuindomo will be based on the original comic volume one from pages 33 to 56!
Everyone, make sure you prepare beforehand.
「By the Way, Are You S or M?」
「In That Case, I'll Be Testing That Strength of Yours」
「This Thing of Yours That Sparkles Brightly, What is It?」
There's nothing for me to say.