What is this about, Matoba-san?
Hmm?
Incorrect orders do happen every now and then,
but what we received this time was way off the mark!
Incorrect order?
Take a look at this.
I asked for the Rental Madoka Blu-ray compilation,
but I got...
...a rip-off adult DVD.
Oh.
A mistake this sloppy is simply unacceptable!
I see.
In that case, I'll-
Well, this is fine because it has its uses, too.
Next up, this!
I asked for a Mobile Angel Bundam PVC model, but I got...
...Gungal!
Inexcusable.
Where did you even find this? Sheesh.
And worst of all, this!
I specifically asked for the first season of Nancha, and what's this?
This is "Okaeri"!
Oh, indeed.
I can't stand this any more.
I want to go buy the products myself,
so please let me return to Japan at least once.
We can't really do that.
The existence of the hole is top secret.
I don't care even if you have to drug me while we go back and forth.
These are teaching materials that the students really look forward to!
Well...
If this keeps up, there'll be a revolt!
As the general manager of Amutec,
I demand immediate return to Japan!
I got it, I got it.
Well then.
May I ask something?
What is it?
Was Nancha Okaeri really that bad?
I thought that the production company and staff for Okaeri were top-notch,
but...
But?
The director was crap!
Outbreak
Company
atarimae datta kako no katachi
当たり前だった過去の形
The past which I took for granted
kimi no tonari de kawatte iku
君の隣で変わっていく
Keeps changing when I'm next to you
kokoro no kyori wa nagaku mienakute
心の距離は長く見えなくて
For a long time I couldn't see the distance between our hearts,
fuan dakeredo yomisusumeyou
不安だけれど読み進めよう
So I was anxious, but let's keep on reading
itsumo fushigi na kimi no sekai wa
いつも不思議な君の世界は
Your world, always so mysterious,
iro azayaka de yume kibou afurete
色鮮やかで 夢・希望 溢れて
Overflowing with vibrant colours, dreams and hopes,
watashi no subete wo nomikonda
私のすべてを飲み込んだ
Swallowed in all of me
dandan mebaeta saisho no omoi
だんだん芽生えた最初の想い
The first memories bloomed gradually
wakaranai koto wa
わからないことは
For the things you don't understand,
hibi no peeji mekuri monogatari wo dondon hirogeyou
日々のページめくり物語をどんどん広げよう
Let's make the story unfold by turning over a new page every day
kitto kimi wa sagashiteta kotae yasashii kotoba de oshiete kureru yo
きっと君は探してた答え優しい言葉で教えてくれるよ
You'll surely tell me with gentle words the answer I've been looking for
7. Maid in Japan
Tomorrow morning?
Yes.
The SDF people will come and drug me,
and carry me and my luggage away.
Okay.
Good night, then.
Master...
Huh?
You will come back, won't you?
I-I'm sorry, I said something strange...
Don't worry, I'll come back quickly.
Okay.
You want the half-elf maid to accompany you?
No.
That's the one thing we definitely won't allow.
I'll make sure her ears aren't noticed.
That's not the problem.
Well, what is it then?
It seems the people of this world have no resistance to a certain particle in our atmosphere.
As soon as they get to our side,
they suffer difficulties in their respiratory system, and they all die.
I can't see you all off due to various reasons,
but I'll leave Master's luggage in the entrance hall.
Yes.
We will now accompany you to your own home in Japan.
Thank you.
Take the drug, please.
Yes.
This one too, huh?
I don't want to do this any more!
My arms and legs are at their limit!
Playing football caused your muscular pain,
and you've wasted several days because of it.
S-So what?!
Instead of complaining, help me get motivated!
Like how?
Well, for example,
if I finish this paperwork before the day is over,
you'll call Shinichi over, or something.
That sounds great.
Really?
For real?!
All right!
I'll finish this all in one go!
Ah, Ryouta...
I mean, good morning, Master!
My porcelain skin is yours!
I have cat ears, Onii-chan!
This can't be anything but a dream.
I think I'll just go with the flow.
I think I'll wake up.
My own room...
It brings back all sorts of memories.
Yeah, right.
Oh, the Internet!
It's been a while!
And first off...
Oh, I really am getting a monthly salary!
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That's awesome!
Oh?
Why are there two bags?
M-Myuser?!
Huh?
I see, the rings don't work here.
I mean, why?!
I'm terribly sorry.
I just thought that you might not return, Master,
and so...
And so...?
Myuser! Is everything all right?
Y-Yes?
Is there any pain in your chest or is it hard to breathe?!
No, not at all.
He tricked me!
The half-elf maid?
Yes.
It appears that she sneaked into Shinichi-kun's luggage.
Plese take this too -Shinichi
She forgot an "a".
Plese take this too -Shinichi
Shall I go retrieve her at once?
No need...
Well, we're keeping an eye on them anyway...
I'm terribly sorry!
It's fine, so lift your head.
T-To apologise, I should at least clean your roo-
Naughty IDetective Squad
It's fine!
Master...
D-Did she see it?
Erm...
W-What?
Where is the toilet?
This pace is good!
Just you wait, Shinichi!
What? Shinichi-dono went back home?
I'm sorry for not discussing it with you,
but he will be returning tomorrow.
I don't think it's a problem with that amount of paperwork...
When you're finished, pull the lever behind you.
What happened?
Water squirted up my bum!
So there isn't a spirit behind this to fetch the water and make it flow?
That's right.
Amazing.
Japan's amazing!
Well, I'll check for the teaching materials.
Myuser.
Yes?
Since we're here, want to go to Akiba with me?
Akiba?
The origin of culture!
SDF Soldier
Favourite Anime : Kankone
Favourite Character : Destroyer Shimakaze
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Erdant Knight
Favourite Anime : Bundam Age
Favourite Character : Iwarkle
Outbreak
Company
Wow, so many vehicles!
That's a bus, right?
I haven't seen those outside of manga! I'm moved!
Japan is really wonderful!
This warns drivers of children, right?!
And these are thousand-yen vending machines!
Wow!
Master, a little piece of paper came out.
That's a ticket.
You can board the train with that.
Train?
Put it in there and go through.
Okay.
It opened!
Remember to take your ticket with you!
So big!
The train is so big!
T-The door opened by itself?
E-Excuse me...
Goodbye!
The ticket doesn't come out on this end.
Master...
What is it?
I had so much fun today.
Yeah, but we haven't even done anything yet.
This is Akiba?
That's right.
There are people who are dressed like me...
There, and over there!
They are just dressing up to invite customers into "Maid cafés".
"Dressing up"?
Also known as "Cosplay".
Would you like one?
T-Thank you very much.
Military Cafe Secret Base
"Military Café Secret Base."
That sounds interesting, but let's go somewhere I recommend first.
Yes, Master.
Are all these buildings full of manga, anime and games?
I think our country produces the most anime in the world.
There's a wide variety, too.
Huh, what's that?
Hello!
An event where pre-ordered CDs or Blu-rays are given out.
You get to meet the production's leading voice actor.
I was going to order that one.
It came with a photo of her wearing bloomers...
So nice.
Um, if you're fine with me, I can pose for bloomer photos.
Really?
Yes!
Does she understand what she's saying?
Hours
Mt Fuji
Soba
This is a soba restaurant which is famous worldwide for some reason.
You dip it in this sauce then eat it.
M-Myuser, what happened?!
This... This is devil's food!
Tasty little book store
I'm having fun!
Anywhere else you'd like to go to?
I-I'm a little nervous for some reason.
It'll be fine, Myuser.
Welcome, Master, Milady.
I-I'm a Milady?
You've been working hard today.
N-Not at all... thank you...
When this candle is lit,
this turns into a magical world.
There!
People who can use magic exist in Japan as well, right?
Yes!
My name is Megu.
What would you like to eat?
I recommend Moe-Moe Omurice.
Our artist maid, Yumi, will draw a character you like.
We'll take that.
Thank you very much!
I'm Yumi the artist maid.
What should I draw?
Madoka-tan, I think.
Okay, Madoka-tan.
Well then.
Wonderful! So wonderful!
Not at all.
What about you, Milady?
Me?
I want...
...Master's face.
M-Master?
Well then, all together!
Turn delicious, turn delicious,
Moe-Moe Kyun!
Enjoy!
I will, thanks.
Myuser, what's up?
There's...
There's no way I can eat Master!
What?!
She's a pro!
It took thirty minutes until Myuser would start to eat it.
Today was fun, right?
Yes, very much so!
That's good.
I will never forget what happened today.
You're exaggerating!
N-Now that I think about it, I'm alone with a girl,
and it's nighttime!
I wasn't really worried about such things in the other world...
...but I can't stop thinking about it in my own room.
W-Want to play a game?
Nope.
Is that so?
I was thinking I should make tea for you, Master.
Master, you're really sweaty!
N-No, this is...
Okay, I will prepare your bath-
Bath?!
Y-Yes...
Bath...
Yes.
Myuser will attend to you in the bath.
T-That'd be really bad!
I-It's bad?
Err, well,
I'll go prepare the bath.
In that case, I'll make the bed-
Make the bed?!
Y-Yes...
Make the bed...
Y-Yes.
Myuser will make the bed for you.
Yeah.
Is that also bad?
No, please do.
Yes!
Thinking about it, do you have a change of clothes?
Underwear and so on?
No, I don't.
Oh my.
Even though it's my own room I'm so helpless...
The bath is ready.
When you hear "the bath is done", you can go bathe
I'll go quickly buy you clothes, so go in.
U-Use this as a bath towel.
You can choose any shirt you like.
Well then, Master,
I will go in first.
Gallius, be prepared to call Shinichi!
Yes.
This is bad.
Her Majesty is so eager!
Do not panic.
Zahar the Veteran has still an ace up his sleeve.
T-They're so hard to buy!
This is not the time to be embarrassed!
Here goes nothing!
That comes to 525 yen.
Paying with a one thousand yen bill.
Quickly, quickly!
Huh?
I'm sorry, but I'm out of change.
Please wait a minute.
What?!
Nezasa
Sexual Health Clinic
Condoms
I-Is this a divine message from God?
Or God's judgement?!
No, calm down.
The film wasn't bad...
And the food was good too...
I calmed down a bit.
Let's do it the whole night.
Why did you have to say that?!
Keep your cool, Kanou Shinichi!
The target's right in front of us!
This is our chance!
Don't let it get away!
Hey, there...
It's been five years.
But of course...
The ring is gone?!
It actually is there, though.
Do as you
desire
Huh?!
S-She didn't understand the meaning when she picked that shirt, right?
C-Come to think of it, she's wearing nothing down there...
I'm getting...
...I'm getting turned on.
Master.
It's delicious.
Omurice.
Good night.
Okay, I'm done!
You've already called Shinichi, haven't you?
Yes, I let Prime Minister Zahar take care of it.
I see.
I was waiting, Petrarca.
Ah, Shinichi!
You've worked really hard.
In other words, Shinichi went to Japan alone?
That's the long and the short of it.
Let's get married.
Ah, I'm back.
Oh well...
I had fun yesterday.
Yeah, lots of fun.
Huh, why did I even go there?
In other words,
you didn't bring back a single thing you intended to?
T-That's correct.
And you had the SDF help you, too.
I-I'm sorry.
We had to use considerable amount of our national funding.
I see.
That's it?
Zero results?
E-Erm...
I think there were some results, though.
kirari kagayaku hoseki mitai ni
きらり輝く 宝石みたいに
Like a jewel flashing and sparkling,
irotoridori no kao de warau kimi to ita
色とりどりの顔で笑うキミといた
I was with you, laughing with a colourful face
chotto bukiyou de kaishou mo nai kedo
ちょっと不器用で 甲斐性も無いけど
You're a little awkward and not good for much,
hitamuki na se no ganbaru sugata miteru yo
ひた向きな背の 頑張る姿見てるよ
But I see you standing straight, doing your best
dakedo naraberu kata ni watashi no mune no uchi wa
だけど 並べる肩に 私の胸の内は
But being the same myself, inside my chest
uwa no sora yuraide bouken no tochuu
うわの空揺らいで 冒険の途中
I'm absent-mindedly swaying in the middle of an adventure
kimi wa watashi no sekai ni hane wo hirogete
キミは私の世界に羽を広げて
Spread your wings in my world
saa takaku tooku e
さあ 高く遠くへ
And come escort me to the high
aoi sora esukooto shite
青い空エスコートして
And faraway blue sky
akogare wo daita toraware no hime
憧れを抱いた 捕らわれの姫
The captive princess who has embraced longing,
mada sugu janai kedo "kono te wo hiite" chanto ne iitai
まだ すぐじゃないけど「この手を引いて」 ちゃんとね 言いたい
Wants to tell you, but not right away, to lead her by the hand
Master, you coward.
Even though I chose that T-shirt and waited for you...
H-Hey, Myuser, what do you mean?!
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Damn staff!
Are you making fun of me?!
It was cut from the show,
but according to the original script,
after Master fell asleep I did naughty things by myself...
Hey, Myuser, what's that?!
What did you do?!
It was cut, so even I don't know!
Please ask the director!