Today's topic of discussion is about names and what we should call each other.
Names?
Are you talking about nicknames?
I don't mind if it involves attaching or dropping honorifics,
but I think it would be better if we came up with friendly nicknames for each other.
Right.
I guess that's all right.
Or rather, for the president, it's such a serious idea that it's creepy.
I agree.
The president, you and Akiko were the original student council members.
Akito and I joined much later.
Then let's get started.
First, what shall we choose for Himenokouji Akito?
For me, I'll call him what I've always called him: Akito.
Well, well, that's pretty good.
Then I guess I'll call him...
...my "target"!
What?
What the heck is that?
No matter what happens, I always devour my target.
People call me the "predator".
In other words, you're my prey.
By the way, when I say "devour", I mean sexually.
I respectfully decline!
That's completely inappropriate.
Then what should I call you?
Why can't you just call me Himenokouji Akito like you always do?
If I did that, it would be a pain later on.
"Later on"?
Where are you?
Answer me!
Himenokouji Akito!
Himenokouji Aki-
I bit my tongue.
It's just fine if you don't take those fringe cases into account.
For example, if I said your name in bed...
That's even more of a fringe case!
How boring.
Well, whatever.
Vice-president, how about you?
I see.
Then I will call you "darling".
Rejected!
What's wrong, darling?
That's way too intimate.
Can't you call me something more normal?
Fine.
Then how's this?
My dear.
That might be normal for some people, but...
You sure have a lot of complaints.
Anyhow, that's rejected too.
Call me something more conventional.
Fine then.
How about...
I've decided.
Your nickname is Aki.
That jumped from inappropriate to corny.
What's with that response?
Are you still going to complain?
Ah... How do I put it?
It's so corny that being called that makes me very embarrassed.
Now that I've seen your troubled face,
I'm sure I've made the right choice.
Without a doubt, from now on, I'm going to call you Aki.
No way!
Then, has everyone decided on what they want to call Himenokouji Akito?
Next is-
Hold it right there!
I won't be forgotten!
Huh?
Akiko.
I thought you said you'd be late because you had something to do for class.
I worked really hard so I could come see you sooner.
So then, it's my turn next.
Um, but...
Is there anything you would call me other than Onii-chan?
That's right.
I will call Onii-chan "Onii-chan".
Everyone has to think about what they want to call you,
but I have no need to think about such things.
Right, so?
In other words, there is an absolute bond between you and me.
You can all be more jealous that only I hold this special place in Onii-chan's life.
Um, why are you saying all of this now?
Because you'd think we were back in the Sengoku era.
Ever since these three moved into the student dormitory,
they've done nothing but obstruct my quality time with you.
This is a matter of life and death to me.
You're exaggerating as usual.
More importantly, you changed the subject.
It's all right, Himenokouji Akito.
Sorry about that, Himenokouji Akiko.
To be so positive even in such dire circumstances...
From now on, flirt as much as you want.
What's that supposed to mean?
It's odd for you to be saying that.
If you want,
you can take a little time off from the student council, too.
I'll cover for you.
Your heart and health are much more important than work.
Nasuhara-san, you too?
What is this foreshadowing?
I don't know what's going on!
I'll try to help as much as I can, too.
Nothing is more important than your health.
You should value yourself more.
What?!
Could it be... that all of you... think I'm sick?
Don't be silly.
What are you saying?
Y-You're overthinking it, Himenokouji-san.
You're just tired.
If you take a rest, you'll get better.
W-Wait a second!
It's true that I like Onii-chan,
and I want to be in a relationship with him.
But that's all there is to it!
Other than that, I'm completely normal!
Oh... yes.
Of course.
You're completely normal.
I can guarantee it.
I'll socially destroy anyone who thinks you're not normal.
Just live the life you want to live; we will sort out the problems for you.
I might be imagining it,
but do you really think I'm sick?
You don't, right?
Cut it out!
I'm completely normal!
Hey, hey!
*Silence*
I'm not sick!
I know it's fun to tease my sister,
but you should go easy on her.
Sorry, sorry!
Don't worry.
She'll be fine by the time we get back to the dormitory.
Let's love the way we want, everyone is cuter!
思い通りに恋しょう みんな可愛くなれ！
omoi doori ni koi shiyou minna kawaiku nare!
All girls, no matter who they are, are all self-producers.
女の子は誰だって self producer!
onna no ko wa dare datte self producer
Let's overturn common sense. Let's question our own values.
常識がひっくり返る 価値観も怪しくなって
joushiki ga hikkurikaeru kachikan mo ayashikunatte
I have no safety margin, but I have no fear.
余裕ないけど 怖くもない
yoyuunaikedo kowakumonai
Heart pounding, halation.
ドキドキして ハレイション
dokidokishite hareishon
Is the figure in the mirror really me? How embarrassing.
鏡の自分は私なの 照れくさいね
kagami no jibun ha watashi na no derekusaine
Reborn in the centre of the world.
生まれ変わる 世界の真ん中で
umarekawaru sekai no mannakade
Hold me tight (tell the world) I love you!
抱きしめて（伝えて） 大好き！
dakishimete (tsutaete) daisuki!
Let's love the way we want and with an honest attraction.
思い通りに恋しよう 素直な引力で
omoidoori ni koi shiyou sunao na inryoku de
Let's get angry, let's run!
ムキになってみたり はしゃいだり
muki ni natte mitari hashaidari
Sudden developments (heart pounding), every day!
毎日が（こころ） 急展開！
mainichi ga (kokoro) kyuutenkai!
With this unstoppable pounding heart, everyone be cuter!
止まらないトキメキで みんな可愛くなれ！
tomaranai tokimeki de minna kawaiku nare
To a future better than we can imagine,
予想以上のミライへと
yosou ijou no mirai e to!
self produce
Sure.
Yes.
A piece for a female audience?
That's right.
A culture magazine for women is collecting short stories from authors who are in the spotlight right now.
What do you think?
Do you want to try it?
Yes, I'd love to give that a try.
Then it's decided.
Let's have a meeting and brainstorm ideas together soon.
I'd really like to spend some time on it,
so rather than the café we normally use,
could you come to the editorial department?
Ah yes, I'd love to.
Then how's this Sun-
Hello, Akito-kun?
Oh, you were on a call?
I'm sorry.
Oh?
A girl?
Hey, you really surprised me.
Why are you here?
That's because it was really mean of you to leave me at school and go home by yourself.
So I tried to hurry ahead of you and surprise you.
How cute.
Maybe she's his girlfriend?
Oh, I see.
I guess I should have told you I was going home.
Sorry, sorry.
Oh sorry, Jinno-san.
No, no.
Was the person on the phone just now your girlfriend?
No, that was just my sister.
Ah, getting back to the topic.
How about 2pm this Sunday?
Sure, that's fine with me.
Huh?
Did you just say sister?
Yes, I did.
You have a sister?
Huh?
Didn't I tell you?
I remember you saying you were moving in with a sibling.
Bro
I see.
Bro
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Bro
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Bro
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Bro
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Bro
You thought I was talking about moving in with my brother.
Bro
thers
Sorry for confusing you.
Little Sister
I was talking about moving in with my sister.
Little Sister
Oh, I see.
Little Sister
Editorial Department
Then I'll head over at 2pm this Sunday.
See you then.
Okay.
Onii-chan, I'm so sorry.
Sorry!
Shindou Koichirou has a little sister!
Little Sister
I think of my sister, therefore I am who I am.
No... No way!
Tales of Forbidden Love
This book is a manifestation of Akito's desires.
Akito truly desires none other than his sister.
Hold on, Kaoruko!
There's no proof.
There's no way it could be true, especially not for him.
That's right.
What kind of editor doesn't believe in her authors?
But... But common sense doesn't apply to a lot of authors.
I can't deny the possibility.
It might not be true.
But if it is...
...it's up to me to stop it.
Excuse me.
Oh?
Jinno-san isn't here yet?
If you're looking for me, I'm right here.
Jinno-san?
Welcome, Akito-kun.
Today, it's just you and me-
Are you all right?
Yes, I'm fine.
More importantly, are you ready?
Today, we're going to take...
...our time.
Ah, right.
You mean the meeting.
Then let's go to the meeting room.
Don't rush.
First, let's have a toast...
...to the time we spend together.
Sure, but with what?
Eh?
Well, can you wait for me in the meeting room?
It's really difficult to do something you're not used to.
But I have to do it!
"Appeal to him with a surprising and sexy pose.
Don't be afraid to be a little forceful."
Cheers.
Wow, it's delicious.
This ginger ale.
Really?
There are things that are even more delicious.
Ah, no.
This is enough.
Really?
Well, shall we get started?
Akito-kun.
You see, I was thinking.
A-About what?
Would you like to try to take this further?
Which means?
Since it's a short story this time,
I think we should take it in a different direction.
Right, I see.
For example...
For example?
What do you think about office love?
A forbidden love between a young man who's just entered the company,
and a female staff member who's in charge of training him.
Um... I wonder how that would be.
It really isn't working?
For Akito-kun, it won't work unless it's his sister?
If that's how it is...
At work, she's his senior,
but she's been focused on her work so much...
...that she has no experience with men.
However, the young man is well versed in dating and makes the woman fall head over heels in love with him.
And when they finally get together, their relationship is reversed.
Jinno-san.
Could it be, Jinno-san, you...
...read this magazine recently?
Well, since we're writing for a female audience this time,
as research, I read a few magazines like this one.
And the things you just said are exactly the same as what's written in this magazine.
Is that so...?
Jinno-san, you took the time to act that all out for the sake of research, right?
It's not quite like that.
I was hoping my fears would be put to rest,
if I could seduce you with adult charms.
After I learned you had a sister,
I was very worried whether or not the works of Shindou Koichirou were manifestations of your true desires.
Huh?
Jinno-san, that's a huge misunderstanding.
Is it really?
Yes, it is.
I only need one sentence from the book to convince you.
One sentence?
What kind of sentence?
"You must not confuse fiction and reality."
But Akito-kun, you're...
It's written in those books, too.
All characters appearing in this work are fictitious.
Any resemblance to real persons, living
or dead, is purely coincidental
"All characters appearing in this work are fictitious.
Any resemblance to real persons,
living or dead, is purely coincidental."
I guess so.
I swear to God.
I don't have any romantic feelings for my sister, Akiko.
So your sister's name is Akiko?
Yes.
Her name's Himenokouji Akiko.
They're Akio and Aki.
Oh, I know.
Would you like to see a picture of Akiko?
Oh, yes please.
Student handbook
Wow, she's cute.
Yes.
It's fortunate that she doesn't resemble me.
He's carrying a portrait in his student handbook in this day and age?
And one of his actual sister at that.
And on top of that, with that expression...
Akito-kun, you're just as suspicious as I thought.
As your supervising editor, I can't let this happen!
Sex-
Don't you think it's dangerous to be in a locked room with the student council president?
ual
de-
sire
Hey, Himenokouji Akito.
What are you looking for?
Ah, President.
I was just curious because I've never been in this storeroom before.
Um, President, what are you...?
What does it look like to you?
Hold on!
I didn't think you would, but are you-
That's right.
Since you're my target after all.
In a place like this?
Screams in a storeroom...
Isn't this the perfect Japanese perverted fantasy?
I'm not interested in such crazy things.
Anyhow, I have no such intentions.
President, you're an attractive girl, but...
But the door is locked?!
President?!
Hey, hey, how could I have locked the door from in here?
Then who?
I wonder who left the storeroom door open.
How careless.
There are people in here.
Open up!
If I open that window and shout, I'm sure someone will notice.
If I use the stepladder...
What?
President, what do you think you're doing?
Don't you think it would be too easy if you had a stepladder in this situation?
Do that when you're by yourself!
You don't have to be so angry.
It'll be dinner soon.
They'll notice we're missing and come find us.
In other words, if my predictions are right, I have about two hours.
It's not a long time, but just right for a quickie.
I told you.
My nickname is "predator".
I always capture my prey, just like my name suggests.
But recently, even with all my beauty and charms,
I haven't been able to capture four people.
Nasuhara.
Ginbei.
Himenokouji Akiko.
And you.
I've already decided to devour all four of you.
Starting with you.
Become... my man.
I can't reach it.
This cat and mouse play...
I like it!
What are you...
Too bad for you.
Watch out!
You...
I didn't think you'd actually jump me.
You've got it wrong.
I know.
Looks like I was focusing too hard on the prey in front of me.
Thanks, Himenokouji Akito.
Is someone in here?
I heard something break.
Akiko.
I'm sorry, your brother was just too intense.
Wait, what?
President?
You don't have to be so shy.
This isn't about being shy.
Stop it!
President!
Onii-chan, you idiot!
I see.
I understand the circumstances.
But Onii-chan, you're too careless.
How could you let yourself be alone with the President in a locked room?
It's not like I wanted that to happen.
If anything, the fault lies with Akiko-kun,
who locked the storeroom door.
I agree.
Himenokouji-san is clearly the one at fault.
Wait a second!
I'm the one who saved Onii-chan from the clutches of the student council president.
Well, that's true.
Since this happened, why don't you become the President's lover?
What?
Where did that come from?
If you don't want to be her lover, you can always be her sex toy.
Isn't that just making it worse?
That's not a bad idea.
All right.
Strip, Himenokouji Akiko!
What?
Right now?
Here?
Why?
Enough already.
Strip! President's orders.
I refuse!
Quit your blabbering and strip.
I'm still turned on from when your brother and I were interrupted.
Take responsibility as his sister.
That's unreasonable!
aru? run! arietta toki aru rabu!
ある？るん！あり得った時、あるラブ！
Love when things can be rough.
nare? run! narieeru toki, narurabu!
なれ？るん！なり得ーる時、なるラブ！
Love when things can be soothing.
watashi kono sekai ni ikiteru
私この世界に生きてる
I live in this world.
Life is love.
nichijou ha konfyujon
日常はコンフュージョン
Every day is confusing.
negawaku ba susume
願わくば "進め"
I pray that I can advance.
ashita no hajirai sutechau yo susume
明日のはじらい捨てちゃうよ進め
Throw away tomorrow's embarrassment and move forward.
yokubou no sajesuchon
欲望のサジェスチョン
A greedy suggestion.
donkan nano wa tsumi nanda yo
鈍感なのは罪なんだよ
Insensitivity is a crime.
nakama kizuna orokashii!
仲間 絆 愚かしい!
Friends, bonds, foolishness!
tsumari, koi da
つまり、恋だ
In other words, love.
aru? run! arietta toki aru rabu!
ある？るん！あり得った時、あるラブ!
Love when things can be rough...
watashi kono sekai de
私、この 世界で
...with this world.
ii yo
いいよ
I'm happy.
soppo mukinasai!
そっぽ 向きなさい!
Look away!
sukinadake mushide
好きなだけ 無視で
Ignore me as much as you want,
tsumetai hou ga deforuto
冷たい 方が デフォルト
coldness on by default.
so no hou ga moeru!
その 方が 萌える!
That is more attractive!
mukashimukashi onnanoko ha
昔々 女の子は
Long, long ago,
hitasurasura matitsudukete
ひたすらすら 待ち 続けて
girls kept on waiting.
suguni toshioita zuruku narou yo
すぐに 年老いた ずるくなろうよ!
You'll grow old soon! Let's become more cunning!
mukashi mukashi monogatari ha gaman kurabe
むかしむかし 物語は 我慢比べ
Long, long ago, stories of girls enduring,
sonna no iyada!
そんなの 嫌だ!
I don't want to do that!
sugu ni tsukamanakya shoumikigen da
すぐに つかまなきゃ 賞味期限だ
Catch me soon, or I'll expire!
aru? run! arietta toki aru rabu!
ある？るん！あり得った時、あるラブ!
Love when things can be rough.
nare? run! narieeru toki, narurabu!
なれ？るん！なり得ーる時、なるラブ！
Love when things can be calm.
watashi, ai ni nagasareru
私、愛に 流される
I'm being washed away by love.
Real...
feelings.
Real...
knowledge.
Real...
truth.
Why?
You can write it.
I understand.
Sensei.
You're really a...
siscon.
Your little sister.
You love her.
Surprising.
Very...
troubling.
Reality.
But as your supervisor,
I...
A proper...
way of living,
will teach you.
For the future.
Next week on
Oniai.
Episode 6.
Mayo chiki.
Watch it.