Onii-chan, I'm done hanging up the laundry!
Good job.
Then... I have something I want to ask you.
It's about the fluorescent light in my room.
It looks like it's about to burn out, so I want to replace it.
I see.
There's a replacement in the closet, so use that.
I want you to do it for me.
Huh?
Do what?
Onii-chan, I want you to do it for me.
I want you to replace my fluorescent light for me.
Can't you do it yourself?
That's not the point!
I want to see how cool Onii-chan looks when he's replacing my light for me.
Uh-huh.
And what are your real intentions?
Real intentions?
I'm not thinking of throwing myself onto Onii-chan's defenceless back as he is replacing the light...
...and then pushing him down on the floor...
I'm not thinking of anything like that at all.
I didn't mean it.
Oh really?
I didn't mean it!
Go use the stepladder. It's in the storeroom.
That's so mean!
Onii-chan, you meanie!
Oh.
If that's what you wanted,
you should have said so from the beginning.
Now what?
In other words...
Onii-chan, make sure you support me properly.
Ah, of course!
If that's the kind of situation that you want,
it's a little embarrassing, but Akiko will try her best!
Huh?
What's wrong, Onii-chan?
Come on, come on.
I'm getting on the ladder right now!
I'm getting on!
Hey, Onii-chan!
Could I have a minute?
What's wrong?
This door isn't opening.
Um, this isn't an automatic door.
I see.
This door is... so confusing.
Not in the slightest!
You moved in several days ago.
Isn't it time you got used to things here?
I understand.
Then, whenever I want to enter my room, I'll make sure to call you.
Open the door for me, okay?
Sorry, not happening!
How is it?
Can you tell if it's wet?
Ah, it's definitely soaking wet, Ginbei.
It's really tight.
Could you stop moving, Akito?
Ask all you want, but it's really narrow in here.
Can you tighten it for me right there?
And with this, we're done!
I think we've stopped the water leakage for now,
but can you keep an eye on it for me for a bit?
No problem.
I'll do that!
Hmm?
Is something wrong?
Your face is red.
N-Nothing at all.
Are you really okay, Ginbei?
Y-Yes, thank you.
I'm fine.
Well, gotta go.
There is more stuff I need to do.
Well, aren't you working hard?
Since this place was scheduled for demolition,
it's become an abandoned mess.
I've got my work cut out for me.
You're the dorm manager, aren't you?
Then this is all part of the job.
Well, I only became the manager because of how things turned out.
Oh by the way, the kitchen door is creaking, too.
Do you mind fixing that for me while you're at it?
Yeah, yeah...
All right, this should do it.
Huh?
Oh wow, it sure dried quickly.
It's probably because the weather is really nice today.
What in the world do you think you're doing, Onii-chan?!
Nothing special.
I'm just collecting the laundry.
What's that in your hand?
Your panties.
C-Calm down.
My... underwear!
Weren't you trying to make me peek up your skirt not too long ago?
You can't look when I'm not wearing them!
Even if you are my beloved Onii-chan, this outrage is unforgivable!
Outrage?
We're talking about a girl's underwear.
On top of that, it's your cute sister's underwear. Mine!
I'd be happy if you were getting aroused over my underwear,
but to treat it like a dirty rag...
Listen to what I'm saying!
If you asked a hundred people,
probably all of them would agree what you're saying is absurd.
That's not the point!
In the Himenokouji family, we have our own Himenokouji rules.
You're being really loud.
You really are a child to get so worked up over underwear.
Then Nasuhara-san,
are you okay with Onii-chan taking down your underwear?
I'm fine with it.
Hey.
Hey, you perverted virgin.
You're talking about me, aren't you?
Why don't you grab a pair of my panties and wear it on your head?
Hold on. I totally don't understand what you're saying!
I see.
You don't get your jollies unless they're freshly used.
I shouldn't have expected any less from a man who calls women "holes".
Hold on.
I'll strip and give you a fresh pair right now.
Or do you want to remove them yourself?
Hey now...
You can't do that!
Onii-chan is only supposed to get aroused over my freshly used underwear.
Akiko, you calm down too.
How can I stay calm in this situation?
All right?
I'm going to strip.
I'm really going to do it!
Are you ready?
You're ready, right?
You won't stop me, right?
I'm really going to strip.
If you're going to do it, then do it already.
Oh, that's odd!
What do you mean?
The president's underwear isn't here.
Eh?
Did she not take out her laundry?
You see, I lost my underwear yesterday.
You lost it?
Maybe it was in the gym storage room, or was it in a dark corner of the library?
I took them off and forgot about them.
Why would you take your underwear off in those places?
Hmm? Why?
Isn't it obvious what you do when you take off your underwear?
It's not obvious at all!
Then you're at a disadvantage.
Disadvantage?
It means you can't use your underwear to arouse this pervert.
That's not true.
I could just show him the pair I have on right now.
Just what kind of fight is this?
Now then, Himenokouji Akito.
Lust after my underwear as much as you like.
Just kidding.
To begin with, I don't wear underwear in private.
No looking!
Onii-chan.
Onii-chan!
I can't recall anything about what happened today.
Let's love the way we want, everyone is cuter!
思い通りに恋しょう みんな可愛くなれ！
omoi doori ni koi shiyou minna kawaiku nare!
All girls, no matter who they are, are all self-producers.
女の子は誰だって self producer!
onna no ko wa dare datte self producer
Let's overturn common sense. Let's question our own values.
常識がひっくり返る 価値観も怪しくなって
joushiki ga hikkurikaeru kachikan mo ayashikunatte
I have no safety margin, but I have no fear.
余裕ないけど 怖くもない
yoyuunaikedo kowakumonai
Heart pounding, halation.
ドキドキして ハレイション
dokidokishite hareishon
Is the figure in the mirror really me? How embarrassing.
鏡の自分は私なの 照れくさいね
kagami no jibun ha watashi na no derekusaine
Reborn in the centre of the world.
生まれ変わる 世界の真ん中で
umarekawaru sekai no mannakade
Hold me tight (tell the world) I love you!
抱きしめて（伝えて） 大好き！
dakishimete (tsutaete) daisuki!
Let's love the way we want and with an honest attraction.
思い通りに恋しよう 素直な引力で
omoidoori ni koi shiyou sunao na inryoku de
Let's get angry, let's run!
ムキになってみたり はしゃいだり
muki ni natte mitari hashaidari
Sudden developments (heart pounding), every day!
毎日が（こころ） 急展開！
mainichi ga (kokoro) kyuutenkai!
With this unstoppable pounding heart, everyone be cuter!
止まらないトキメキで みんな可愛くなれ！
tomaranai tokimeki de minna kawaiku nare
To a future better than we can imagine,
予想以上のミライへと
yosou ijou no mirai e to!
self produce
Hey, you virgin over there, who can't do anything except pick the weeds out of the grass.
Did you need something?
Am I not allowed to address you unless I need something?
So you don't need anything, then.
Isn't it obvious that I'm calling you because I need something?
Wait, which is it?
When you're done with that, come to my room!
Huh?
Even though she told me to come...
Nasuhara-san, I'm coming in.
She's sleeping...
Excuse me, Nasuhara-san.
She's snoring, too.
Hey, Nasuhara-san, you're going to catch a cold.
Wake up!
Uh, I can't eat any more.
Not only is she snoring,
but she's even mumbling clichéd lines.
Hey, wake up already.
You're a lady from a fairly high-class family, aren't you?
Try to act more befitting of that.
You took too long to come here, so I just nodded off.
You say you were nodding off,
but it looked like you were sound asleep.
You're saying I was sound asleep?
That's a nice joke.
By the way, you were snoring, too.
That's an even better joke.
For an unequalled beauty such as me to snore...
You should wipe that drool off your face.
Fine.
Let's make use of that wonderful talent of yours.
I'll write you a letter of introduction to the Kamigata Manzai Association.
You should try making an appointment to see them.
A manzai association?
My dream is to be a comedian in the future.
Really?
Well, you are unexpectedly air-headed, so maybe it might suit you.
It seems like you're misunderstanding something.
TL Note: Japanese comedy format. The bokeh usually does something stupid, while the tsukomi corrects him.
I'm not aiming to be the bokeh.
I'm aiming to be the tsukomi.
No matter how you spin it, you're clearly more suited to be the bokeh.
Me, the bokeh?
That's quite the grand imagination you have.
You must be using that imagination to visualise me in all sorts of indecent situations.
Hey now...
You don't have to hide it.
All boys in their adolescence are the same.
Well if you begged on the floor for me to let you lick my feet,
I could grant that part of your fantasy.
Can I leave now?
Hold on.
I'll forget your delusion that I was sleeping and snoring.
Whatever.
Let's just leave it as a delusion.
By the way, you still haven't unpacked all the boxes that were brought here when you moved.
Well, I have to get back to work then.
I guess it can't be helped.
Since things have taken this turn,
I should probably tell you the truth.
At the very least, you have the right to hear it.
Listen to me carefully.
No matter what happens, be ready to accept it.
What is it?
I'm bad with things like this.
You're past the point of no return.
Since you're the manager of this dormitory,
you should be ready for something like this.
Could you stop trying to scare me?
The truth is,
I,
I'm a woman who can't clean or do any housework at all!
What?
The truth is,
I'm a woman who can't clean or do any housework at all.
Are you serious?
Yes, I am!
To be completely honest,
I'm not the type of girl who would find dorm life easy.
No, no.
That's not something to be proud of.
If you're going to laugh, then laugh as much as you want.
No, I don't really want to laugh.
Then, I can lick your feet.
That's completely illogical.
Normally at home a maid or butler would do it for me.
And at school, all the students who adore me do everything for me.
So in other words, the reason you called me to your room is...
You're pretty sharp.
That's right.
Unpack all of my things that were moved here for me.
No.
I'm not one of your groupies.
That's very mean.
To have me reveal everything to you,
only for you to tell me to go away...
Weren't you the one who revealed the secret on your own?
How about I tell you about my secret flower garden as well?
I humbly refuse.
So you want more than just my secret flower garden;
you want my entire body as well.
This is a grave decision.
But fine.
I accept your request.
No, like I said. That's not what I want!
Fine, I get it.
I'll help you out with unpacking.
I see.
Then I'll repay you with my body-
I humbly refuse.
So you just want to $@%# and ^*!# me as much as you please.
Are you sure you won't regret this?
No, I don't think I will.
Really? I see.
So trying to lure him this way is not very effective.
I learned something useful.
By the way...
Rather than having me do everything,
there's a more beneficial way we can do this.
Which is?
Why don't you learn housework and cleaning skills?
You're one of the elites who are great at studying and sports, aren't you?
Then you can definitely do it.
Are you saying that you'll teach it to me with your hands, feet and groin?
I guess so.
Of course, without that outrageous spot you just tried to slip in.
I see.
I understand.
Then let's get started.
All right.
For starters,
how do I open this object that people call a cardboard box?
Right, okay.
First you peel off the packing tape over here.
Notes?
Where do I put my casual clothes?
Split them between your drawers and closet.
Make sure you fold them properly before you put them in!
How do I fold my clothes?
Like this.
What do I do with this?
Here, like this.
It's almost like magic.
Hey, I just had a thought.
What is it?
Nasuhara-san, your expression just now looked a lot better than the one you usually have.
Call me Ana.
And what do you mean by my expression just now?
Rather than the nonchalant expression you usually have,
your smiling face is much more attractive.
That's enough chat.
Let's hurry up and get this finished.
Ah, okay!
This large box is the only thing left.
Anastasia's
This is...
It looks like someone else's things got mixed up with mine.
Anastasia's
It's definitely not mine.
Though I didn't need to say that.
But it has your name on it.
In childlike handwriting.
It's definitely not a stuffed animal that I've treasured for as long as I can remember.
I definitely never gave each one a name and I never talked to them every night before going to bed.
Okay, stop!
I get it.
This is just a hallucination born out of my delusions.
None of these things are yours.
Is that okay?
That's right.
That's completely correct!
That's a good way of putting it.
Well, I don't intend on telling anyone else.
But, Nasuhara-san, you have a pretty cute side, too.
Hurry and tidy up.
Ah, right. Okay.
N
I'm a celebrity, so it can't be helped if I can't clean up after myself.
o
B
ra
How is it, Onii-chan?
Is it good?
Yep, it's good.
Ginbei's lunch box, that is.
I made the pickled vegetables.
I really wanted to make your lunch for you,
but Ginbei-san said that was her job and wouldn't let me do it.
I got it, I got it.
I want to make him go "Ahh".
Like a couple deeply in love would do.
Um, Onii-chan!
Hmm?
Onii-chan...
Ahh~
Oh, what a coincidence.
I'm going to sit next to you.
What are you doing?!
Stop intruding on our quality time.
In other words, you're telling me to go away and eat my lunch somewhere else, aren't you?
Exactly!
Himenokouji-san, you're telling me to eat my lunch while grovelling on my hands and knees, aren't you?
I didn't go that far.
Come on, Akiko.
Calm down.
So, I have your permission then.
By the way, Himenokouji Akito-kun.
Huh?
What's with my full name all of a sudden?
I have something to ask you before we eat our lunches.
Will you listen?
Something to ask me?
What is it?
Please let me be your girlfriend.
No, I heard you the first time.
By "girlfriend", you mean an actual girlfriend?
Maybe I was too direct.
Um, Nasuhara-san...
Um, Ana-san!
Hmm, you have some guts to call a girl a ho-
Why?
"Why?"
Are you asking why I just confessed to you?
Ah, that's right.
It's because I like you.
Calm down, Akiko.
Come back!
So, what do you think?
What do you mean by "what do I think"?
Did you think I was going to have you guess the colour of the panties that I'm wearing?
No, I didn't think so.
By the way, I'm wearing orthodox, white panties today.
You don't have to tell me these things.
Oh no. Three second rule.
What is that?
The three second rule.
If you drop it, it's still safe if you pick it up in under three seconds.
Never heard of it?
No, I know what it is.
But it's a little different from the one that I was taught by my family.
Oh?
Is it just a local thing?
Do you want to know?
Then give me your hand.
Hand?
One.
Two.
Three.
What are you doing?
A demonstration of the three second rule.
What kind of three second rule is that?
That's ridiculous even for a quirky, local thing.
What did you think?
It was very soft.
What are you trying to make me say?!
Akiko, calm down!
How noisy.
I'm just kidding.
Kidding?
I just wanted to tease you two.
The two of you have such entertaining reactions.
That was interesting.
Let's eat.
I thought I could win him over by letting him touch my breasts, which are as valuable as a World Heritage Site.
Is my method wrong?
I don't understand.
I'm hungry.
aru? run! arietta toki aru rabu!
ある？るん！あり得った時、あるラブ！
Love when things can be rough.
nare? run! narieeru toki, narurabu!
なれ？るん！なり得ーる時、なるラブ！
Love when things can be soothing.
watashi kono sekai ni ikiteru
私この世界に生きてる
I live in this world.
Life is love.
nichijou ha konfyujon
日常はコンフュージョン
Every day is confusing.
negawaku ba susume
願わくば "進め"
I pray that I can advance.
ashita no hajirai sutechau yo susume
明日のはじらい捨てちゃうよ進め
Throw away tomorrow's embarrassment and move forward.
yokubou no sajesuchon
欲望のサジェスチョン
A greedy suggestion.
donkan nano wa tsumi nanda yo
鈍感なのは罪なんだよ
Insensitivity is a crime.
nakama kizuna orokashii!
仲間 絆 愚かしい!
Friends, bonds, foolishness!
tsumari, koi da
つまり、恋だ
In other words, love.
aru? run! arietta toki aru rabu!
ある？るん！あり得った時、あるラブ!
Love when things can be rough...
watashi kono sekai de
私、この 世界で
...with this world.
ii yo
いいよ
I'm happy.
soppo mukinasai!
そっぽ 向きなさい!
Look away!
sukinadake mushide
好きなだけ 無視で
Ignore me as much as you want,
tsumetai hou ga deforuto
冷たい 方が デフォルト
coldness on by default.
so no hou ga moeru!
その 方が 萌える!
That is more attractive!
mukashimukashi onnanoko ha
昔々 女の子は
Long, long ago,
hitasurasura matitsudukete
ひたすらすら 待ち 続けて
girls kept on waiting.
suguni toshioita zuruku narou yo
すぐに 年老いた ずるくなろうよ!
You'll grow old soon! Let's become more cunning!
mukashi mukashi monogatari ha gaman kurabe
むかしむかし 物語は 我慢比べ
Long, long ago, stories of girls enduring,
sonna no iyada!
そんなの 嫌だ!
I don't want to do that!
sugu ni tsukamanakya shoumikigen da
すぐに つかまなきゃ 賞味期限だ
Catch me soon, or I'll expire!
aru? run! arietta toki aru rabu!
ある？るん！あり得った時、あるラブ!
Love when things can be rough.
nare? run! narieeru toki, narurabu!
なれ？るん！なり得ーる時、なるラブ！
Love when things can be calm.
watashi, ai ni nagasareru
私、愛に 流される
I'm being washed away by love.
We...
met,
became...
friends,
but...
Akito...
won't...
recognise me...
as a girl.
Friend-
zoned.
Bad at...
reading people's feelings.
Gosh.
This is troubling.
What do I do?
What will it become?
One day,
his feelings...
will change...
and fall in love.
Next...
Oniai.
Episode 4.
Naked.
Watch it!