So why don't you try acting like a lizard for now?
Tennouji Family Temporary Butler Selection
Event Hall
Didn't you hear me?
I told you to move around in a circle three times and shout "Pigi!"
Hurry up and do it, you useless man!
Tennouji Family Temporary Butler Selection
Event Hall
This is one of the rightful heirs in the Tennouji Family.
Tennouji Touka-sama.
Tennouji Touka...
Pigi!
Now I've done it.
Wonderful!
Bravo!
Khorosho! Japan's best!!
Khorosho means "Bravo" in Russian.
datte touzen ja nai face to face
だって 当然じゃない Face to Face
But naturally, it doesn't have to be face to face.
Bad time? kanjou jigoro sensational typhoon
Bad time? 感情ジゴロ センセーショナル typhoon
Is it a bad time for this sensational typhoon to flood my emotions?
datte koukai bakari junjou
だって 後悔ばかり純情
Even though nothing but regret fills your pure heart.
hanasanai, tte itte yo
離さない, って言ってよ
Please say that you won't let me go.
"daisuki" ni sawaritai no yawaraka na yokubou
“ダイスキ” に触りたいの やわらかな欲望
Because I love you, I want to touch you with my tender desire.
ii ko ja susumenai love will be overheat!
いい子じゃ進めない Love will be overheat!
You can't advance as a good kid, because love will overheat you!
adokenai koi no manma ja nanka tarinai shi
あどけない恋のまんまじゃ なんか足りないし
My innocent love lacks something.
jaa... sayonara. nante ushiro muichau no?
じゃあ… サヨナラ。なんて後ろむいちゃうの?
Well, goodbye. What made you turn away?
kussetsu kamo ne broken heart
屈折かもね broken heart
Maybe you changing your mind gave me this broken heart.
ano toki nagashita namida ga naniyori shinjitsu
あの時流したナミダが なにより真実
The tears that flowed back then were really true.
misete hero heroine
見せてヘーロー ヘロイン
Show me your hero and heroine.
zenbu sukuitai no afurete shoudou
ぜんぶ救いたいの あふれて衝動
I want to rescue them all with my overflowing impulse.
akiramecha no, no, no
諦めちゃ No, no, no
Giving up is a no, no, no!
mou jikan ga nai wa
もう時間がないわ
There's no more time left.
Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on!
Come on! Come on! Come on! With you!
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"Ah, ouch..."
I didn't think you'd actually do it.
What were you thinking?
You're the one who told me to-
Oh well.
I guess you'll do for now.
I said you've passed.
Here, go get changed now.
Come to my room in exactly 15 minutes.
Be careful when you work so that you don't embarrass yourself,
as you belong exclusively to me now.
If you're even half a second late,
I'll beat you with the Morningstar, you hear me?
Exclusively?
I may have forgotten to mention it,
but your job requires you to live here as Touka-sama's personal butler.
High rate guaranteed! No qualifications needed...
Um... But I...
Now Hiring Maids
Actually, I'm thinking of getting a part time job.
Part time. Why would you...?
Well, I have something I want to get.
Thank you for waiting, master!
Welcome back, master!
Present?
Yes. It's almost Christmas, right?
This person has always been taking care of me,
so I really want to give him a present.
Is that person...?
He is very kind, handsome, and a wonderful person.
I found out what Haruka wanted to do,
and decided to work too, but...
You're 3 seconds late!
Didn't I say that if you were even half a second late, I'd beat you up with a zanbatou?
zanbatou - one of the largest type of Japanese swords, designed to slay a horse and rider in one swing.
Are you ready for this?
She's upped the level!?
I'm joking.
Honestly, you're as dumb as an amoeba.
You gonna start the cell division?
Well, starting today, you're my personal butler, OK?
What was your name?
Aya-
I got it!
You're Rodriguez from now on!
It's Rodriguez! Don't make me repeat it.
By the way, Rodriguez is the name of a lizard that I used to have.
Be grateful that you're getting named after him.
Also, you don't have to be polite if you're not used to it.
I mean, you're only here for a week as a part time butler.
Even though you're Rodriquez, you're still my senior in high school.
That means Tennouji is in first year at Hakujou High School?
Call me by my first name.
I hate being called by my last name, Tennouji.
Oh, sorry.
Anyway, I thought...
Thought... what?
... that you were in middle school.
Who are you calling an underdeveloped pet tiger!?
You Rodriguez!
Well I didn't say that...
You did!
No, your eyes said it!
Watch out!
Ouch...
Don't dodge!
You little Rodriguez!
You glasses perv!
Should I spray onion juice directly into your eyes?
Or maybe put soy sauce onto your canker sore?
It wasn't even my fault!
I am the lead butler, Koinugawa Mudou.
Dog
Do you have any questions?
Well I haven't got any, but I could ask about everything...
what should I do for now?
Hmm...
Basically, your duty is to take care of Touka-ojousama.
There were several butlers before,
but they all quit at the same time the other day.
The part-timers we hired didn't seem to be good enough for Ojousama,
they were forced to do the impossible, and so they ran...
ahem... resigned before the end of the day.
I see.
That lizard act must've done it!
Ojousama is at a difficult age now,
and on top of that, there are some family issues these days...
Excuse me!
I shouldn't be talking about that.
Well, apart from those problems,
I am relying on you a lot.
I have a feeling that you have the power to change something here.
Yuuto.
Is breakfast ready yet?
Yuuto.
At least answer me!
Didn't Yuu-kun start that in-house job yesterday?
Oh yeah, he was saying something like that...
Too bad. Let's sleep.
Sounds good.
Good night.
Rodriguez!
What the hell is this?
What do you mean?
It's breakfast just like you wanted.
I want a traditional Japanese meal!
Grilled fish and delicate soup...
Go and make it right now!
Here! Grilled fish and delicate soup!
What is this...
Ma-Iwashi = true sardine
When I say grilled fish, I mean Ma-Iwashi!
Urume-Iwashi = imitation sardine
Why would you use Urume-Iwashi?
It's not a snack for drinkers!
Yeah, but-
No buts!
I like Ma-Iwashi, it's my favourite!
Stop talking back and do as I say, Rodriguez!
Honestly...
OK?
If you do anything like this again,
I'll burn you to death!
I want to go horse riding.
Let's go Rodriguez, come with me!
Hold on!
Rodriguez, bring that cute little pony over here.
Here, here, here...
What pony!?
Hurry up.
I'll give you his favourite treat, so get his attention.
I want some Moo-Moo Milk Organic Pure 100 per cent right now!
Go and get it in 20 minutes.
Go, Rodriguez!
Why is this happening to me?
I've got it-
Are you alright? I'll wipe it off straight away.
You...
Idiot! Pervert!
Perv machine! Perv monster!
You you you!
Oh no! The milk has dried and my hair stinks now!
Hey Yuuto, you look really tired these days.
Ah, well, there's been a lot going on.
A lot, huh~?
Is it to do with Nogizaka-san at all?
Are you working hard to get her something for Christmas?
No way, really?
So you are...
I was just kidding around.
Nothing, never mind.
Anyway, I don't know what you're doing,
but don't overwork yourself.
You can't do anything if you get sick.
Thank you.
You're late!
Why are you being so slow?
There are lots of things that need doing today!
Hurry up and come, you clumsy and slow Rodriguez!
Can I survive until Christmas?
Moo-Moo Milk
Moo-Moo Milk Organic Pure 100 per cent!
Rodriguez...
Rodriguez?
You work pretty hard.
Up until now, everyone had quit after an hour or half a day at the longest.
Are you surprisingly tough or just a stupid good-hearted guy?
Well, I've got used to outrageous requests compared to most people.
Doesn't matter to me.
Why don't you just work your soul out like a carriage horse that's been baited with an expensive carrot?
Hey, that way is-
Are you alright?
Why are there stupid dirty wood shavings here?
Well, these were always here.
Don't make fun of me!
Hey, you're bleeding!
Don't touch me!
I'm fine, it's nothing.
You're not OK!
Just wait for a second.
Here, hold your leg out.
What are you doing!?
You have to do it properly.
It's your own pretty legs.
It's gonna be awful if it leaves a scar.
What are you saying?
Pretty?
You can't say that when you're just a Rodriguez.
Whatever.
It's gonna sting a bit...
Hold on!
Ouch.
It's almost done.
That'll do it.
Why... why would you do so much for me?
Your job is to be my personal butler,
so all you have to do is do whatever I tell you to.
And I said I was fine.
So why?
I don't know...
That's just weird.
People won't do things if they don't get anything out of it.
It's always been like that.
Everyone around me,
the life in this annoying house,
and everyone...
that monstrous grump too,
that's how he got Mother to...
I guess I could understand...
but not everyone worries about getting something out of it.
There has to be some people who do things without thinking like that.
I don't get it.
I don't get any of it.
I'm going back to my room.
For now, I'm grateful to you for treating my wound,
but don't get any ideas.
Rodriguez is still just Rodriguez.
Nothing more, nothing less.
Yahoo! Onii-san!
I'm glad to see that you're doing well.
Why are you guys here!?
Because we were worried about you, Onii-san.
If we don't keep an eye on you, you might get friendly with another girl.
It looked pretty risky earlier too, eh?
It's not good!
Sometimes, pure kindness will become a sword of darkness that will destroy everything.
Were you guys watching-
Anyway, hats off to the "Tennouji House of the West", from the "Nogizaka House of the East".
It was pretty hard getting in here because of the security system.
It's not surprising.
The Tennouji are probably increasing their security due to various reasons.
What reasons?
The head of the house, Tennouji Tenzen, just passed away,
and now, they are arguing over the inheritance issues.
Inheritance issues...
It's a family feud.
Also, the girl Yuuto-sama is looking after, Touka-sama,
is in a difficult position, because she is the third rightful heir.
I didn't know that Touka had so much going on.
Maybe that hopelessly personality and awful behaviour are...
Rodriguez!
I want some miso fries tonight!
If it's not the right sweet and spicy miso,
I'll make you kneel down on the hotplate and apologize!
Nah, that's probably what she's like.
That was alright.
I'm finally done for the day...
But by morning that little brat will cause trouble again...
Is it a power cut?
Rodriguez! I know you're in there! Open up!
I'm telling you, open this door!
A cow?
No, Touka?
What?
Well anyway, is this a power cut?
I don't know.
Even if it was, the backup generator should have started.
I see.
Oh well. It'll come back soon.
Hey Rodriguez, sit here.
I'll keep you company until the light comes back on.
So I'll stay and talk.
Aren't you bored?
Just to make it clear, it's only out of necessity.
It's nothing more than that!
What are you looking at?
Nothing...
Hey, say something.
I don't care what it is as long as it distracts me...
no, I mean, I just feel like it right now so I'll listen to whatever you have to say.
OK... where did you get those pyjamas from?
It's the Moo-Moo gown.
When you collect and send in 5 bar codes of Moo-Moo Milk Organic Pure 100 per cent,
you're eligible for a prize raffle.
Isn't it perfect, as if they made it just for me?
Yeah, I guess.
Is there anything else?
Don't bore me.
...they're arguing over the inheritance issues.
So what does Touka think of this house?
I want to leave this stupid house as soon as possible.
But the only reason I'm still here is
because I need the power of the Tennouji Family to achieve my goal.
Goal?
How could you not know!?
I'm gonna take over the world!
I see.
Well, good luck.
For that, I definitely need the power of the Tennouji Family!
I can't let those useless idiots take it away!
That's why I'm here. To take over everything!
The lies are relative to her age, huh.
This bell is the emergency alarm!
The enemy are here!
Hey Joe, did you already drink your Moo-Moo Milk?
It's really bad and I can't stand it...
The enemy is here!
Fire!
Touka-ojousama! Ayase-dono!
Are you safe?
What's going on?
It's an intrusion!
It seems to be a team of two, both armed.
They've breached security and are coming this way!
I see.
"I see"? You seem awfully calm.
Because it happens all the time.
There are lots of corrupt relatives trying to get me.
They're already here!
Run, you two!
I'll stay behind!
Mudou-san!
This way.
Young man...
Young man... fresh body...
Rodriguez! You run away!
You don't have to get caught up in this!
I can't do that!
Rodriguez! Why?
Not everyone thinks about what is in it for them!
You alright?
You should take off your slippers!
Shut up!
Yuuto...
I'm hungry...
Feed me...
Ruko? Yukari-sensei?
They're rotten...
What? You know them?
I'd like to say no, but
they're my family and homeroom teacher...
they probably found me using their animal instincts...
Sorry!
It's alright, don't worry about it.
It was kinda fun.
Ayase-dono, thank you for your hard work.
This is your entire paycheck.
Thank you very much.
I'm very sorry.
It's very hard for me to say this after you've saved Touka-ojousama, but...
When I subtracted the cost of the system destroyed by your Onee-sama
and the cost of treating the butlers,
that's all there is left...
I heard that they destroyed over half of the security system.
Pretty impressive.
It's not easy to break the security system of Tennouji House.
By the way, Rodriguez, what is your real name?
Huh?
Your name!
Your name can't really be Rodriguez?
It's Ayase Yuuto.
I see. Ayase Yuuto!
Pigi!
Ayase Yuuto.
I will never forget about that night.
I promise, if anything ever happens to you in future,
I, Tennouji Touka, will be there to help you.
Touka.
Oh, don't get the wrong idea!
I just don't like to owe people favours!
That's all.
If you're thinking something weird, I'll beat you with Durandarte until your brains fall out.
Yeah, I got it.
Ayase Yuuto...
boutou kajou genki youyou Hi!
冒頭過剰元気揚々! Hi!
Carelessness and excess energy required!
hajimete deatta shunkan kara
はじめて出会った瞬間から
From the first time we met,
mainichi daisuki nan da mon
毎日 大好きなんだもん
I loved every single day
chikyuu ga biribiri furueru hodo
地球がビリビリふるえるほど
Yet the Earth has kept turning and trembling,
oogoe de ai wo sakebu no
大声で愛を叫ぶの
As I cried out for love
chigau chigau son an janai
ちがう ちがう そんあんじゃない
No, no, it’s nothing like that
kedo ne dakedo chotto kowai no
けどね だけど ちょっと怖いの
Even so, it’s a little scary
sansei hantai docchi ga seikai?
賛成 反対 どっちが正解?
True or false, which is the right answer?
Give me! Give me! yume no tsuzuki oshiete
Give me! Give me! 夢の続きおしえて
Give me! Give me! Tell me how my dream will continue
uruto love!
ウルトらぶ!
Ultra love!
hyaku man tsubu no pikapika matataku kiseki agetai
百万粒のピカピカまたたく キセキあげたい
I want to give you a million grains of sparkling miracles
unmei? kimatte na no yuzurenai
運命? 決まってなの 譲れない
Is it fate? I won’t hand it over,
watashi anata ni koishiteru
わたし あなたに恋してる
because I love you
daisuki! icchau yo
大好き! 言っちゃうよ
So, I'll tell you that I love you
honto dakara me o mireru no
ホントだから 目を見れるの
And look you in the eyes, since it's true
futari dake no "himitsu" ga fuete yuku ne
ふたりだけの“ヒミツ”が 増えてゆくね
Because the number of secrets that we share keeps growing
kono te hanasanai de
この手 離さないで
So don't let go of my hand
urutorado kyuu otome suspense Hi!
ウルトラド 級乙女懸念 Hi!
An ultra anxious maiden's suspense Hi!
saishuu teki himitsu doudou uruto love mi?!
最終的秘密堂々 ウルトらぶみ?!
The final splendid secret, will you ultra love me?!
Nogizaka Vocabulary Fundamentals
Nogizaka Vocabulary Fundamentals!
This week's term is "cosplay."
Cosplay
An abbreviation of the words "costume play",
it's the act of wearing an anime character's costume or maid's uniform.
Next: "Yuuto-san's scent..."
In the next episode, Onee-chan's gonna wear something outrageous while approaching Onii-chan!
Look forward to it!
I didn't hear anything about that!