Mai-chan, let's go home together!
Can I stop by a fire hydrant?
Now, now, that's no place for a school girl to go!
Oh, that's right, Mai-chan.
Do you want to stop by Daiku Coffee?
They changed the system quite a bit in there,
so it may be a bit difficult for you, Mai-chan.
But I can teach you all about it.
Oh, Mai-chan...
That's...
Asymmetry.
Well, that's true and all,
but that's beyond the intended purpose or fashion!
I was just being dumb.
That's way over the top.
Mai-chan, from left to right, everything is just messed up!
But I guess that's just Mai-chan's way.
jou jou yuu jou banjin maji kaichou
じょーじょーゆーじょー万事マジ快調
Amazing friendship, the absolute best!
na na na na na na na
ななななななな
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
hai! icchaimashou!
ハイ!言っちゃいましょう!
All right! I'll say it!
kimi wa best best friend
キミはベストベスト フレンド
You are my best, best friend!
(furai!) chotto fuzakete mitara
(フライ!) ちょっとふざけてみたら
(Fly!) When I joke around a bit,
(shain!) motto fuzake kaeshite kuru
(シャイン!) もっとふざけ帰してくる
(Shine!) You joke around more in response.
(La La La) ikogochi ii ttara arya shinai
(ラーラーラー)居心地良いったらありゃしない
(La La La) Nothing is better than this!
(wai!) iya na koto attatte
(ワイ!) 嫌なことあったって
(Why!) Even if something bad happens,
(fain!) sokkou wasurechaunda
(ファイン!) 即効忘れちゃうんだー
(Fine!) I immediately forget about it!
(La La La)
(ラーラーラー)
(La La La)
itsudatte jan jan yarimasho
いつだって、じゃんじゃんやりましょ♪
Always keep it going!
24 jikan issho demo mondai nai
２４時間一緒でも問題ない
Being together 24 hours a day isn't a problem.
marude futago ka oyako ka clone saibou
まるで双子か親子かクローン細胞
Just like twins, or a parent and child, or clone cyborgs.
kore ja me ga sumu hitsuyou wa nakunakunai!?
これじゃ目が澄む必要はなくなくない!？
Then isn't there no reason to clear your eyes?
sore to kore to wa mattaku mattaku betsumondai
それとこれとは まったくまったく 別問題
Those are completely, completely different issues.
(faito!) kenka shichatta toki mo
(ファイト!)喧嘩しちゃった時も
(Fight!) Even when I get in a fight with you,
(daoun!) kanari hekonda toki mo
(ダウン!)かなり凹んだ時も
(Down!) even when I get really down,
(shai!) hitori de itai you na toki mo
(シャイ!)一人で居たいような時も
(Shy!) even when I feel like I want to be alone,
futokizukeba chikaku ni iru shinaba morotomo
ふと気付けば 近くに居る 死なば諸共
before I realise it, you're right there; we'll be together even in death!
nande daro
なんでだろ
I wonder why it is.
soba ni itainda
そばに居たいんだ
I want to be with you.
kimi to issho nara
君と一緒なら
When I'm with you,
tokei hyakubai soku
時計百倍速
time goes 100 times faster!
tanoshii na
楽しいな
It's fun, isn't it?
tanoshisugirunda
楽しすぎるんだ
It's way too fun!
sasuga saikou friend
流石 最高 friend
As expected of my best friend!
Hey! na na na na na na na
Hey! ななななななな
Hey! Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
nannanoyo
なんなのよー
What is it?
yabai synchro
ヤバいシンクロー
The synchro is amazing!
itsumo oosawagi
いつも大騒ぎ
Always making an uproar,
kanari gokinjo meiwaku
かなりご近所迷惑
bothering the neighbours a lot.
ima nanji
今何時
What time is it now?
ato ne yorereihifu
あとねヨレレイヒーフ
And then yo de le hi hoo!
wake wakannainai
訳分かんないない!
I don't get it at all!
soredoshira
ソレドシラ
So re doh si la!
souzou ijou nante iu ka saiko
想像以上なんて言うか最高
It's better than I imagined, the absolute best!
aa da kou da ittetemo tomodachi (wasshoi!)
あーだこーだ言ってても友達 (わっしょい!)
Even if I say this and that, we're still friends. (Hooray!)
jou jou yuu jou banjin maji kaichou
じょーじょーゆーじょー万事マジ快調
Amazing friendship, the absolute best!
cha cha la cha la cha cha
ちゃちゃらちゃらちゃちゃー
Cha Cha La Cha La Cha Cha!
Nichijou 68
What should I do for today's menu?
I heard green onions were on sale, so maybe something with that?
But Professor doesn't like green onions.
Nano! Nano!
Nano!
Look, Nano!
I caught a crow.
Good heavens!
What are you doing?
That's dangerous!
You'll get pecked!
It's fine. Just wait a moment.
It wasn't there.
I might die.
It's not here, either.
My scarf suddenly disappeared.
Hello.
I'm a crow.
Pleased to make your acquaintance.
It's a good thing this is a well-mannered crow.
That's because it's a crow.
I am honoured to receive your praise.
I wonder if it'll drink strawberry milk.
You think so?
It would be cute if it did!
A mosquito...
Unbelievable.
For it to exterminate bugs!
Well, it was the natural thing to do.
He's quite a crow.
Oh, Sakamoto-san, where's your scarf?
I can't tell what he's saying without his scarf.
I shall ask him.
I see.
It seems that he wants my scarf.
I see.
It's not yours!
Professor, did you put Sakamoto-san's scarf on the crow?
Oh my, how terrible of me.
Well, if that's so, then I feel bad for Sakamoto-san.
I'll go make another one!
That would be nice.
It's done!
Biscuit #1.
That's not a scarf at all!
By the way, Professor, what kinds of abilities does Biscuit #1 have?
That's a very good question, Crow.
He has a rocket punch.
Here we go!
Ready! Set!
Launch!
Professor, you should get on with making a scarf for Sakamoto-san.
Wait a second.
After all, there's still the left hand!
Ready! Set!
Launch!
Shinonome Institute
Kill.
I'm going to kill these guys.
My, I had a wonderful day today.
I might have been too mean.
Please give this scarf back to Sakamoto-san.
Even if it was just for a short while,
I was happy to be able to speak the words of a human.
Crow...
Don't leave, Crow!
Professor!
I hope we'll be able to meet again.
Well then, I bid you good day.
See you again!
Crow!
Crow...
He took it with him!
Love-Like
I can't do it, Manager!
No, it's all right.
Just leave it to me.
But...
What?
You can't trust me?
That's not it...
I trust you completely, Manager.
All right... Give me a hand, then.
Well? How is it?
Nichijou 69
Go Slowly
Behind the Gymnasium 1
Yesterday, I dug a trap behind the gymnasium.
It's filled with Super Glue.
High Strength
Super Glue
I'll lure her there with this letter and trap her.
High Strength
Shinonome Nano
I shall capture you today, Shinonome Nano.
She's here!
All right!
I can't believe that Sakurai Makoto was Sakurai-sensei's brother.
Nichijou 70
I should find a way to get information about Sakurai-sensei from him.
That kid...
He can play Go Soccer!?
Interesting.
Hey, Sakurai.
Yeah?
Does she have a boyfriend?
No future!
It's always like this!
I'm terrible!
Well, no, but...
Here it comes!
Oh no! This can't be!
Excuse me...
Sorry about that.
Just forget about it.
Oh, right: you play Go Soccer?
I do.
Sensei, could it be...
...that you like my sister?
What are you saying?!
I'm just your senior as a Go Soccer player!
Sensei, you played Go Soccer?
Of course!
I may not look like it, but I was actually the MVP in high school!
Sensei, our Go Soccer club doesn't have an advisor.
If you become our advisor, I'd completely assist you with my sister!
Like I said, it's not like I like her or anything...
If you don't become our advisor, I'll tell my sister that you like her.
Why, you!
Well, which is it?
Will you become our advisor?
Or won't you?
Well... Being an advisor seems like a lot of work.
Hey, guys!
Listen up!
Don't move!
I've gotta go after him!
Sensei!
Takanojou-kun is stuck in a hole behind the gymnasium!
Eh!?
I need you to come immediately.
Hey, Takasaki-sensei is...
Sensei!
All right, listen closely.
All right!
Nakanojou is...
...not stuck!
Yeah, it could be a hole in one!
Also, his hair has come off!
Draw it on.
I'll try.
Hold on!
What about that?
Hey! Tea...
I think it's more important to prevent someone from revealing another's private affairs...
...than to worry about a student in a hole, because a teacher is...
Because that's what it means to be a teacher!
Takasaki-sensei!
Yes!
I won't say anything.
Also, I'm waiting for you to become our advisor!
Way to go.
Annaka, let's go!
Okay!
Let's hurry!
That's what it means to be a teacher.
It's this way!
This way?
I guess I got a little ahead of myself.
I feel bad about cutting his hair.
I guess I'll go save him.
Behind the Gymnasium 2
He probably has no idea that I'm the culprit.
What?
Huh?
What is this?
Huh?
What is this?
Huh?
Something's wrong!
What is this?
I can't move!
Huh?
My hair...
What?
What, what, what?
Run away!
Help me!
My hair...
Swim, Swim,
Sharky, Sharky, Chomp!
If that happens, do this!
Chicchi is like this!
Behind the Gymnasium 3
What is this?
Help me!
My hair is...
Huh?
What is going on?
Help me!
What happene-
What was that just now?
Help me!
My hair...
What, what?
Help me!
Hair...
What's going on?
Help me, please!
This is weird!
Geez, that was dangerous...
Save me!
What's going on?
Help me!
My hair...
I'm heading out now!
Today, I definitely won't respond!
Nichijou 71
It's all Mai-chan's fault.
She's always fooling around,
and I'm always responding to it!
At this rate, it'll be an endless loop of jokes and responses!
We're supposed to be pure enough to put flowers to shame!
And yet...
I can't even have a normal conversation like a high school girl.
From now on, I'm not going to respond to anything!
My resolve is harder than diamond.
Oh, Yukko, good morning.
Oh, Mai-chan, good mor-
Double glasses!
This is strong.
Unlike the other days, today is strong!
But I won't give in!
Because I will... We will change!
Mai-chan, selamat pagi!
All right, now is the time to engage in some flowery girls' talk.
Hey, Mai-chan, did you watch Muscle Elegy yesterday?
W-Which one?!
Where are my glasses?
This is some rapid-fire stupidity!
It's like she's waiting for me to respond!
No!
You must not respond, Yukko!
This is a trap!
What's wrong, Minakami?
You've got two pairs of glasses on!
Tanaka, you bastard!
He took my response!
The response that only I can make!
No, wait. It's not mine.
That wasn't my response.
Oh, right.
First period today is Language.
Yeah, I heard Nakamura, the science teacher, collapsed again.
Oh, I wonder if she's all right.
Oh, right.
First period today is Language.
No, you just said th-
That was close!
Why did she say the same thing twice?!
That was frightening!
This girl is frightening!
All right, everyone stand up.
Stand.
Bow.
Take your seed.
All right, I'll begin the lesson.
Open to page 82.
Take your "seed"...
What does that even mean?!
Everyone ignored it!
Would anyone like to read?
Here.
M-Mai-chan!
All right, Minakami.
Okay.
Silence surrounded the mountain as it began getting dark.
The fact that she's actually reading it means...
A natural calamity struck us from behind.
From the place where our journey began...
If she's actually reading it, then it means...
It means...
You memorised it all!?
Responding...
...feels...
...really wonderful!
I'm sorry for shouting!
I'll go stand in the hall!
Yes.
It's fine this way.
This is my path,
and...
...this is Mai-chan's path.
Yukko.
The truth is...
...I've been wearing contacts all morning.
The glasses had no purpose!
Shinonome Institute
Kotatsu
Professor, that's not good.
If you don't sleep in your futon, you'll catch a cold.
Come on, Professor.
Just a bit longer.
Just a bit longer?
I've been had!
真赤な太陽 沈む砂漠に
makka na taiyou shizumu sabaku ni
In the desert where the bright red sun descends,
大きな怪獣が のんびり暮らしてた
ooki na kaijuu ga nonbiri kurashiteta
there a large monster lived a carefree life.
ある朝 目覚めたら
aru asa mezametara
One morning when he woke up,
遠くにキャラバンの鈴の音聞こえたよ
tooku ni kyaraban no suzu no oto kiko etayo
he heard the sound of a caravan far away.
思わず叫んだよ
omowazu saken dayo
He suddenly cried out,
海が見たい 人を愛したい
umi ga mitai hito wo aishitai
I want to see the sea! I want to love someone!
怪獣にも 心はあるのさ
kaijuu nimo kokoro wa arunosa
A monster has a heart, too.
出かけよう 砂漠すてて
dekakeyou sabaku sutete
Go on and leave. Get out of the desert.
愛と海のあるところ
ai to umi no aru tokoro
Go to a land with love and the sea.
あたらしい太陽は燃える
atarashii taiyou wa moeru
A new sun is burning,
愛と海のあるところ
ai to umi no aru tokoro
in a land with love and the sea.
Word Of The Day
Sakamoto-san.
Sakamoto-san, you should go to your bed, too.
In the end, she'll bring it along.
I'm the three of spades!
I may be the weakest in Daifugou,
but if there's a reversion, I suddenly become the strongest!
If you're a man, you have to aim for that!
Next time on Nichijou: Episode 18.
Narration: Nakai Kazuya
Look forward to it!