Shinonome Institute
Nice weather.
It's about time to wake up the Professor.
Maybe I'll take a walk somewhere after breakfast.
Huh?
Wai-
tatta ima hajimete kizuita
たった今 初めて気づいた
I just realised it for the first time
koi ni ochita no dana
恋に落ちたのだな～
That I had fallen in love~
nijyuuyo jikan kimi kimi kimi
24h キミ☆ キミ☆ キミ☆
Twenty-four hours a day thinking of you, you and nothing more than you!
ishiki sezaru o emasen
意識せざるをえません!
It's something I wasn't consciously aware of
nanka (nanka) itsumo to chigau
なんか (なんか) いつもと違う
Somehow (somehow) I'm feeling different from the usual
kimi to (futari) gikochinai kaiwa
キミと (二人) ぎこちない会話
With you (the two of us) and our dull chatter
masaka (ryouomoi) iya kataomoi
まさか (両思い) いや 片思い
Don't tell me (mutual love?) Nope, it's a one-sided crush
yabai shisen acchatta
やばい! 視線合っちゃった!
This is bad! Our gazes met!
nani nani kono doki doki
なになに?! このドキドキ?!
What, what? Why is my heart pounding like this?
shikoukairo guccha guccha konsen
思考回路 ぐっちゃぐっちゃ 混線・・・
Did a short circuit just make a mess out of my mind?
konna koto hajimete dayo
こんなこと 初めてだよ
This is my first time... feeling like this...
netsu demo aru no kana
熱でもあるのかな～
I wonder if I have a fever~
kyuutenchokka irasshatta koigokoro
急転直下 いらっしゃった 恋心
Suddenly and precipitately, love has arrived.
acchuuma kao hakka de makkakka
あっちゅうま 顔 発火で まっかっか
Instantly igniting my face into a bright red
ba ba baka na te ga furueruzo
バ・バ・バカな?! 手が震えるぞ
T-That's stupid?! My hands are shaking
kore ga zoku ni iu koi nano
これが 俗に言う 「恋」 なの?!
Is this really what they call "love"?
yayayacchatta kaiwa kami makuri
やややっちゃった 会話 噛みまくり
I-I did it! A conversation filled with stutters
kimazui chinmoku mamimumemo
気まずい沈黙 マミムメモ
This awkward silence... *mumble mumble*
kimi no (kimi no) kimochi shiritai yo
キミの (キミの) 気持ち 知りたいよ
Your... (Your...) I want to know your feelings.
kakakata kataomoi
カカカタ☆カタオモイ
O-One-sided love
hatsukoi itsumo no tsuugakuro
初恋! いつもの通学路
First love! The usual way to school
pika pika hikaru I do fall in love
ピカピカ光る I do fall in love!
The shining light. I do fall in love!
sora mo tobesou sa
空も飛べそうさ
I feel I could fly towards the sky
kakakata kataomoi
カカカタ☆カタオモイ
O-One-sided love
Nichijou 31
Mio-chan, Mai-chan, selamat pagi.
Oh, Yukko, good morning.
Good morning.
It's sunny today, huh?
Even though they predicted rain yesterday.
TL note: "Tenki" means "weather". Yukko is making a pun with a ten-key number pad.
Man, on a day with nice weather like this,
maybe I'll buy a ten-key number pad or something.
Just kidding.
W-What's with this lack of reaction?
So formidable! These two are really formidable!
Maybe...
...they really think that I'm going to go buy a ten-key number pad?!
Oh, man, I see.
That's a problem.
Maybe it went over their heads.
I'd better make my jokes simpler so that everyone can get them.
All right!
Man, isn't it hot?
It's so incredibly hot out, I could get a bald spot!
Just kidding.
This is frightening.
The Virtual Generation is frightening.
But- Well, if someone close to you had a bald spot,
it wouldn't be very funny.
Wait!
I've reflected upon myself a little.
All right!
I'll try whipping it out for the first time in a while.
The sacred sword of Her Highness!
Hey, hey!
Hey, do you know what the guy who was attacked by a centipede said?
"The centipede is coming!"
Just kidding!
Surprising!
How surprising!
What's with these two?
Being able to keep a straight face after that...
No, wait a minute!
Maybe...
...they didn't hear me?
If they didn't hear me, I guess it can't be helped.
All right!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
They say this is what the guy who was attacked by a centipede said.
"The centipede is coming!"
Just kidding!
I can't believe they're this tough...
No, they've already reached level of an overlord.
Maybe...
They are expecting me to not be satisfied with the level I'm at now?!
They expect me to be dissatisfied with my...
...with my...
...current level?!
If I back down here...
If I accept defeat here...
I'll be betraying their expectations!
That's why...
...I can't back down!
How could I back down?!
I'm perfectly prepared for...
...geography!
I'm going to a bomb shelter!
When a valley is happy, it says hooray!
I'm wearing...
...mascara!
Well, in short,
if you substitute "x" into this equation,
you can find the answer.
After that, like last time...
Go Soccer Club 5
President.
Ogi!
I haven't seen you in a while!
You haven't shown up for three months!
How have you been?
Uh, yes.
Well, perfect timing; I was really bored.
Let's go have some fun!
What do you want to do?
Play isse-no-se or something?
TL note: Isse-no-se is a Japanese numbers game played using both hands.
I've come to resign from the club.
Popcorn
Word Of The Day
I wonder why people always have to clear their throats in a movie theatre just before the movie starts.
And so, what happened then-
Websy, Fecchan!
Have you seen Sasahara?
Sasahara?
Oh, I saw him going up the stairs to the roof.
Thanks!
Misato's got it tough so early in the day.
That's what you call youth.
Should we go take a look?
Well, it could be for that, you know...
Nichijou 32
Oh.
Into the blue sky, leaving a cloud trail behind. Is it a right hand?
By Sasahara.
An excellent piece, isn't it?
Hey, Sasahara!
Do you have any idea what you've done?!
I was simply composing poetry on the rooftop...
...since the weather was so nice.
Not that!
This! This thing here!
Don't you recognise it?
That is mine, is it not?
Why do you have it, Tachibana Misato?
Don't get the wrong idea!
You threw trash on the ground, so I picked it up for you!
No, no, I did not throw it away.
I simply dropped it without realising.
And this is not trash. It is a handkerch-
What?
Isn't everything you own trash?
How did you know I was the one who had dropped it?
Our homes should be in completely opposite directions.
And it has even been ironed...
A-Are you stupid?
What would give you that idea?
I just happened to walk down that road while pondering the truth of the world!
Thank you for going to the trouble, Tachibana Misato.
You drop things a lot in the morning, don't you?
I do not really notice it myself, but I wonder...
You're polluting the town like that! It causes problems!
W-Well, I don't really mind picking that garbage up for you.
But don't misunderstand!
I'm just doing it out of a voluntary spirit!
Man, Misato is always like that, isn't she?
Websy, what should we do with this?
Wai- Why'd you take it with you?!
What should we do with this?
Just leave it!
But what should I do with it?
I told you: just leave it!
Things you think are cool!
Super-car Bicycle!
Caution
I give up.
No help...
...is going to come.
Nichijou 33
Emergency
There is no God or Buddha.
Yesterday...
Tonkatsu?
TL note: "Tonkatsu" is deep-fried pork.
Well, whatever.
Huh?
How long... have we been here?
I think... I just fell asleep.
Well, whatever.
Wanna play... shiritori or something?
Orange.
Oh, sorry.
Say it again.
What was it?
"Ke"...
Can I say something completely unrelated?
Eggplants.
She's dead.
No help is gonna come.
I'm paralysed.
Go Soccer Club 6
It's finally down to just you and me, Sekiguchi.
Without at least three members, we'll be disbanded.
I wish there were a good way to recruit members.
President.
Hm?
What does our club do?
Man, I thought you'd come up with a good way to recruit.
We don't really do anything in particular.
Start
On your mark.
Get set.
Go.
Hey, stop!
Don't take my uniform off!
What's wrong with it, Seki-san?
Please give me your uniform!
But hey, I didn't even get one point today!
It's perfectly fine!
It's your retirement uniform!
But still!
The uniform of a player that didn't even get one point in his last game isn't worth anything!
That's not true! I started playing soccer because of you, Seki-san!
W-Wait!
All right!
Then, I'll take it off on my own time!
Okay? Okay?
I'll take it off so let go, okay?
All right...
An opening!
This is how I live!
I'm sorry.
Tail
Listen.
You should respect your elders from now on.
All right.
Honestly.
She's such a helpless kid.
This is bad, yet so fun!
Wait, wait!
Go Soccer Club 7
From the beginning, I wanted to create a completely new club by combining go and soccer.
Go Of The West
Soccer Of The East
The Scent Of Youth
So I made this club.
But I couldn't think of how to do it.
Shinonome Institute
Nichijou 34
First draw some boomerangs, then some triangles, then squares.
Professor, it's about time to go to bed.
All right.
Professor, did you eat snacks?
I didn't eat any.
Why are you looking away?
Maybe because it's the other way?
I don't know what you're saying!
See, look.
Why are you eating just before bed?
These... aren't mine.
Then who has chips stuck to her face?
Cough, cough.
I think I might have caught a cold.
What are you doing?
Why do you never listen when I say, "No snacks before bed"?
You're wrong!
Sakamoto told me to eat them!
A bubble's coming out of his nose.
A masterpiece!
Don't change the topic!
Well, brush your teeth and go to bed.
I already brushed my teeth.
You did?
You mean, before you ate snacks?
Yes.
I brushed them.
Why are you getting shy?
But you only need to brush them once.
No, you don't, not if you eat snacks.
Then have you brushed yours, Nano?
I've already brushed mine.
Then... Then...
I'm completely ready for bed!
You aren't, though, Professor.
You're a robot, Nano, so you can't get cavities anyway!
Nano!
Um... Um...
You can get little cavities, all right?
Is that true?
It's true.
It's a lie...
Ah, but look, they could get rusted!
Rust...
Then, I'll add a function to get cavities!
Don't worry.
I really will add it.
It's a promise, okay?
Okay!
Then Nano, come brush your teeth with me!
All right.
Although it's the second time.
It's already 10PM!
That's true.
asa okite hao migai te
朝起きて 歯を磨いて
Woke up in the morning, brushed my teeth
attoiuma gogo juu ji
あっという間 午後10時
In the blink of an eye, it's 10pm
kyou mo takusan waratta naa
今日も たくさん 笑ったなぁ
Today, we laughed a whole lot
takusan tokimeita naa
たくさん ときめいたなぁ
We had a great time
tomodachi to baka mitai ni sawai deru toki ni mo
友達と バカみたいに騒いでる 時にも
At times, with my friends, acting like fools, being noisy
chirachiratte me ga au
チラチラって 目が合う
Fluttering, our eyes met.
guuzen dayo ne
…偶然、だよね。
It's a coincidence, right?
hatsukoi nante ie nai
初恋なんて言えない
I wouldn't call this my first love
kyara janai n da mon
キャラじゃないんだもんっ!
It's not my character.
nee ashita mo aeru yo ne
ねえ あしたも会えるよね?
Say, will we be able to meet again tomorrow?
mabuta o tojiru to
まぶたを 閉じると
As my eyelids close
kirakira kimi darake
キラキラ キミだらけ
I see you sparkling all over the place
kyou mo tanoshikatta ne
今日も 楽しかったね
Today was fun, too, wasn't it?
aa koi shite n da naa
あー 恋 してんだなぁ
I'm in love~
ureshii na ureshii na
うれしいな うれしいな
So happy, so happy
hajimemashite koi gokoro
はじめまして こいごころ
It is my pleasure to meet you, my new-found love.
ashita mata aeru ne
あした また あえるね
Surely, we'll meet again tomorrow~
oyasuminasai
おやすみなさい
Have a good night
yume de sugu aeru ne
ゆめで すぐ あえるね
We'll meet immediately in our dreams
oyasuminasai
おやすみなさい
So have a good night
A Small Miracle
Honestly.
Sasahara is never serious.
We are the egg twins!
We are!
Ow- Hot, hot, hot, hot!
Hot!
N-Next time on Nichijou, i-it's episode 9!
Narration: Seki Tomokazu
L-Look forwar- H-Hot!