Toy Poodle Continent
Artificial Intelligence
and
Information Processing
Superstring Theory
And thus, I became a string.
Artificial Intelligence
Robotics
Electromagnetics
Thermodynamics
The History of Information
Unprecedented Scientific Journals
THE WONDERFUL SCIENCE
Cat Life
Robot Research
Sakamoto Pharmaceutical
tatta ima hajimete kizuita
たった今 初めて気づいた
I just realised it for the first time
koi ni ochita no dana
恋に落ちたのだな～
That I had fallen in love~
nijyuuyo jikan kimi kimi kimi
24h キミ☆ キミ☆ キミ☆
Twenty-four hours a day thinking of you, you and nothing more than you!
ishiki sezaru o emasen
意識せざるをえません!
It's something I wasn't consciously aware of
nanka (nanka) itsumo to chigau
なんか (なんか) いつもと違う
Somehow (somehow) I'm feeling different from the usual
kimi to (futari) gikochinai kaiwa
キミと (二人) ぎこちない会話
With you (the two of us) and our dull chatter
masaka (ryouomoi) iya kataomoi
まさか (両思い) いや 片思い
Don't tell me (mutual love?) Nope, it's a one-sided crush
yabai shisen acchatta
やばい! 視線合っちゃった!
This is bad! Our gazes met!
nani nani kono doki doki
なになに?! このドキドキ?!
What, what? Why is my heart pounding like this?
shikoukairo guccha guccha konsen
思考回路 ぐっちゃぐっちゃ 混線・・・
Did a short circuit just make a mess out of my mind?
konna koto hajimete dayo
こんなこと 初めてだよ
This is my first time... feeling like this...
netsu demo aru no kana
熱でもあるのかな～
I wonder if I have a fever~
kyuutenchokka irasshatta koigokoro
急転直下 いらっしゃった 恋心
Suddenly and precipitately, love has arrived.
acchuuma kao hakka de makkakka
あっちゅうま 顔 発火で まっかっか
Instantly igniting my face into a bright red
ba ba baka na te ga furueruzo
バ・バ・バカな?! 手が震えるぞ
T-That's stupid?! My hands are shaking
kore ga zoku ni iu koi nano
これが 俗に言う 「恋」 なの?!
Is this really what they call "love"?
yayayacchatta kaiwa kami makuri
やややっちゃった 会話 噛みまくり
I-I did it! A conversation filled with stutters
kimazui chinmoku mamimumemo
気まずい沈黙 マミムメモ
This awkward silence... *mumble mumble*
kimi no (kimi no) kimochi shiritai yo
キミの (キミの) 気持ち 知りたいよ
Your... (Your...) I want to know your feelings.
kakakata kataomoi
カカカタ☆カタオモイ
O-One-sided love
hatsukoi itsumo no tsuugakuro
初恋! いつもの通学路
First love! The usual way to school
pika pika hikaru I do fall in love
ピカピカ光る I do fall in love!
The shining light. I do fall in love!
sora mo tobesou sa
空も飛べそうさ
I feel I could fly towards the sky
kakakata kataomoi
カカカタ☆カタオモイ
O-One-sided love
Hey, hey, Mio-chan.
What is it?
I've been wondering about this for a while now,
but why do you always wear that hair pin?
Ah, this?
Hmm... somehow...
Somehow?
Somehow means somehow.
I forgot to bring my maths notebook with me.
Huh?
Do we have maths today?
We do.
We also had homework, remember?
I'll go and get it.
Go ahead without me.
Ah well.
I didn't do it anyway, so it won't make any difference.
Ah, Mai-chan!
TL note: Indonesian for "good morning"
Selamat pagi!
Nichijou 09
Here it is!
Here it is, Mai-sensei!
Could it be that you're holding back on a killer greeting?
As expected, it's big.
Yes. As big as a mountain... as big as a mountain!
Is it really as big as a mountain?
Well... it's not really a mountain, is it?
I get it.
I get why you're angry.
It's because I took that piece of broccoli from your lunch box yesterday, right?
Which is why... I bought you broccoli!
When I was eating your broccoli, I realised that you're fond of it.
Since then, I've been wondering... have I done something bad?
Therefore, I give this to you!
You know, my dad was telling me...
It's not the broccoli.
Nor... the cauliflower.
I screwed up so much that I can't figure what she's angry about...
But I get the general idea.
I don't want her to stay angry like this...
Now that it has come to this, all I can do is honestly apologise to her...
Mai-chan!
Sorry for taking your steak yesterday!
Bargain Sale!
Made in Australia
Sorry for taking your bunny!
Sorry for eating your rice!
Sorry for leaving the black soy beans!
What?
Why is she so angry?
I don't get it any more!
It's not because of yesterday's lunch?
Ah! Then could it be something from even earlier?
Is it because I broke the neck of the Maitreya...
TL note: Maitreya = Buddha statue
...that was left on Mai-chan's desk?!
Or is it because I took it away without asking?!
Or is it because I secretly buried it in the ground?!
Mai-chan, I'm sorry
Or is it because I changed my mind and tried offering it on Mai-chan's desk?!
Or is it because I changed my mind again and burned it in the incinerator?
Mai-chan!
So... so you were just listening to music!
No wonder you didn't notice.
I didn't know about it and kept on chatting on my own.
That was dangerous!
Everything was on the verge of being exposed.
The second half.
It's the first time I heard the second half...
Tanaka
Ah, Tanaka-kun!
Sorry, do you have a moment?
Ah, hm, I-I was thinking...
that hairstyle of yours is morally... a little...
Sensei.
Yes?!
Do you want to eat a dorayaki?
Nichijou 10
The solution to these equations is 2.
Solve the equations.
Oh no!
I completely forgot about this printout!
There are still five minutes left until maths.
I had Mio-chan show it to me yesterday...
This is the request of my life!
I can't ask her!
At this rate, I'll have to...
Mai-chan.
This is embarrassing,
I sorta forgot about the maths homework...
Um, if it's okay with you, I'd like to see your notes for a sec...
Here.
My, thanks!
Thank you.
Wait a sec, okay?
I'll copy it at Mach speed.
This is bad.
I'm really late.
This is bad.
You idiot!
You're so noisy in the morning, Masao!
This is really bad!
I'm really late!
I'm restructuring here!
This is strange.
Mai-chan, um, this doesn't really look like the maths printout...
I'll treat you to juice!
Here.
Thanks!
I'm late for school.
And dad is restructuring.
We're both in trouble.
Now's not the time for this!
Wait, isn't Masao in danger here?!
What's going to happen to Masao?!
No, wait...
Now is not the time for this either!
I'm in a pinch here!
The printout, Mai-chan!
Now that it's come to this,
I'll also treat you to "that" from the store at the station!
Here.
T-Thanks!
T-This, this.
It's this.
See, you do have it.
You should've just given it to me earlier, Mai-chan, you sneaky one.
Let's quickly copy this stuff then.
Just how old is this printout of mine?
Word of the day
I want to go to New Orleans.
Inscribed in a circle is quadrilateral ABCD
AB=5 BC=4 CD=4 ∠B=60
Based on quadrilateral ABCD
Calculate the area S
Well then, who knows how to do this question?
No one?
Hakagi's class is always hard.
I'm confused, now that I've forgotten to do the homework.
And he'll be mad if I get the question wrong.
I'm saying this now,
but anyone who's not up for it will lose their good standing.
So it's come to this?
Under that threat, I can't allow myself to... fail!
Nichijou 11
Hmm, then who should I pick?
Today's the 23rd, so I'll go with attendance number 23... Nakanojou!
Now's the time!
Oh, he's absent?
What?!
My hand is cramped...
Why is my hand cramped right now...
Well, it's May, so attendance number 5 will...
This is bad... at this rate, he will see me...
I just called on him...
For the time being, I'll get into his blind spot... blind spot...
I'll call on someone new...
Blind-
The chair... the sound of the chair will...!
What is that sound? What the-
Hey, someone's mobile phone is ringing!
It's a ghost ringtone!
It's the final act.
You saw it.
And so the smiles of everyone in the class bloomed!
Right?
Well then, this question...
Aioi.
First comes rock, next comes paper, rockscispaper doesn't count,
rock paper scissors!
Come forth!
Chubabababa... bang!
Hmm... I bought both the sugar and the milk...
Nichijou 12
...so I haven't left anything out, have I?
The eggs were really cheap, right?
Yeah, I stocked up on some as well.
Oh no!
The eggs are on sale today!
What should I do?
I can still make it.
I really should go back to the store.
Sakamoto Pharmaceutical
It's a black cat!
So... so cute!
Oh... I can't bring you home; the Professor's there.
I'm sorry.
I have returned.
Welcome back!
Sakamoto Pharmaceutical
That cat!
I caught him!
You can't just bring him back like that.
But he's cute.
Well, that's true...
I mean, no, that's not the point!
He's not cute?
No, he is cute.
He's cute, but...
Hmm... If you get an animal, you have to take care of it.
Can you do that, Professor?
I can!
I won't do anything, okay?
Since you also have to clean the toilet...
Nano's not going to do anything?
Well, then I won't let you pet him any more.
N-Not that!
You've got it all wrong, it's not like that...
Professor, Professor! I saw him, this ca-
I want to touch him!
It feels so fluffy!
Professor, that's not fair... me too, me too!
His belly is also very fluffy!
His flank is fluffy too!
His right paw is fluffy too!
His left paw is fluffy too!
His tail is fluffier.
The back of his ears is even fluffier than his tail.
But doesn't it feel better to touch his tail?
His tail isn't fluffy!
I wonder what's up with him?
I wonder if he's hurt somewhere?
*Shine!*
Hold on a moment.
Professor?
Nano, Nano, Nano!
I made a speech-giving scarf!
Professor, that's amazing! And fast!
Let's quickly try it on, Sakamoto.
Sakamoto?
That cat's name is Sakamoto?
Yep, it's also written on the box.
That's too simple.
All right, it's done!
I wonder if he'll talk?
He will.
I want to hear him!
No matter how you think about it,
you were petting me way too much before.
In general, when a cat meows, isn't it obvious that they're hungry?
Sorry, we didn't really know...
Also, the name.
Calling me Sakamoto just because it's written on the box is too feeble-minded!
Sorry...
See, I told you so.
But...
How old are you two?
Eight years old.
One year old.
I am, in human terms, 20 years old.
Sakamoto-san... I guess?
Osaka-ben...
I guess...
Well, if I get free food from now on, then I'll be very grateful.
Don't ever forget to respect your elders.
And while I'm at it, let me also tell you this.
Just because I'm a cat,
it doesn't mean you guys can just pet me like that.
To put it clearly, I don't hate being petted.
But you know, cats have a...
I'll put him back where we found him.
Eh?!
W-Wha...
Sorry about that.
Straw
Here you go.
Are you sure about this?
I haven't even paid the rent,
but you're giving me food.
It's fine, really.
We should help each other out in tough times.
If there's anything else you need, please tell me.
Really?!
Well then, could you lend me some money?
Hey, you.
Just because I've been a little nice to you doesn't mean you can be a Tengu.
Sorry.
Straw 2
V-Vice Principal!
This is...
What's the misunderstanding, Principal?
Open and behold the contents of the torso.
If I win, you'll forget about the "that" from the store in front of the station, okay?
Nichijou 13
Okay?
Okay.
Yay, she's mine!
Match for one juice, ready...
Go!
Mai-chan, that was a little bit of a false start just now.
Right, Mio-chan?
I suppose she did start a little early.
Just by a bit.
Right, right?
Let's start again.
Okay, let's try this again.
Ready... go!
Mai-chan wins!
I guess I wasn't prepared.
I underestimated my opponent's strength.
With this, I'm warmed up.
All right, one more time!
Oh my, my hand sure is weak today.
Must be that all-nighter I pulled last night.
Anyway, both my body and soul are ready.
It's about time for the real show!
You ready for it?
Oh crap!
I wasn't paying attention!
However, I was caught unprepared three times in a row.
This is surprising. Surprising.
Yukko, isn't it about time-
Wait.
Just wait a second.
Huh, huh.
Yes, yes.
I see, I see.
Ah.
I can see it.
Beginner's luck can only take you so far, Mai-chan.
And here I come.
Ready...
Chest!
However, isn't this quite fun?
This... what is it again...
Yukko...
You called it arm wrestling?
Mio-chan, here.
Can you hold onto this for the time being?
It's been a while since I've been able to get serious.
Give me a break!
If you don't do it seriously, I can't either, okay?
Listen, next time we do it for real!
I'll bring out my killer move too!
Earth Dangerous!
Shooting Snake!
Death...!
Dea-
What?
What is this?
I don't get it at all!
It's only arm wrestling... Why were you so passionate about it?
Or rather, I forgot that I needed to use the toilet.
I'm going there for a bit.
I thought the outcome was a bit weird...
Yukko.
"That" from the store in front of the station...
...and 23 boxes of juice.
asa okite hao migai te
朝起きて 歯を磨いて
Woke up in the morning, brushed my teeth
attoiuma gogo juu ji
あっという間 午後10時
In the blink of an eye, it's 10pm
kyou mo takusan waratta naa
今日も たくさん 笑ったなぁ
Today, we laughed a whole lot
takusan tokimeita naa
たくさん ときめいたなぁ
We had a great time
tomodachi to baka mitai ni sawai deru toki ni mo
友達と バカみたいに騒いでる 時にも
At times, with my friends, acting like fools, being noisy
chirachiratte me ga au
チラチラって 目が合う
Fluttering, our eyes met.
guuzen dayo ne
…偶然、だよね。
It's a coincidence, right?
hatsukoi nante ie nai
初恋なんて言えない
I wouldn't call this my first love
kyara janai n da mon
キャラじゃないんだもんっ!
It's not my character.
nee ashita mo aeru yo ne
ねえ あしたも会えるよね?
Say, will we be able to meet again tomorrow?
mabuta o tojiru to
まぶたを 閉じると
As my eyelids close
kirakira kimi darake
キラキラ キミだらけ
I see you sparkling all over the place
kyou mo tanoshikatta ne
今日も 楽しかったね
Today was fun, too, wasn't it?
aa koi shite n da naa
あー 恋 してんだなぁ
I'm in love~
ureshii na ureshii na
うれしいな うれしいな
So happy, so happy
hajimemashite koi gokoro
はじめまして こいごころ
It is my pleasure to meet you, my new-found love.
ashita mata aeru ne
あした また あえるね
Surely, we'll meet again tomorrow~
oyasuminasai
おやすみなさい
Have a good night
yume de sugu aeru ne
ゆめで すぐ あえるね
We'll meet immediately in our dreams
oyasuminasai
おやすみなさい
So have a good night
Aw man...
My arm was sore, so I didn't do my homework and got told off.
This is the worst.
Even so, Mai-chan... what happened to Masao in the end?!
What happened?
Okay, I get it.
I'll treat you to one more juice.
Here.
I don't get it.
Don't you just want to make some kind of joke?
What the hell is with the Kinase?!
Some kind of serenade?
Well then, the next Nichijou is the fourth one.
Narration: Masuoka Hiroshi
Look forward to it!