To the nation's 120,000,000 fans of Super Blocks:
The wait is over!
Round 1 Super Blocks
Championship Tournament
And now, the "First Super Blocks Championship Tournament", sponsored by the Umenomori Group, will begin!
The dice have just been rolled; first move goes to Serizawa Fumino!
Now the moment you've been waiting for: the tournament begins!
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08 "The Stray Cat Pulled Out"
The finals of the "First Super Blocks Championship Tournament" now begin!
Giving you the play-by-play is Naruko Kanae,
with commentary from the Umenomori family butler. Allow me to introduce you to Tanaka!
Now then, let me refresh your memory and explain the rules.
These Super Blocks have been stacked up three-per-level in alternating directions, forming a tower with eighteen levels!
Players will play the game by pulling out one block,
and then laying the block they pulled out on top of the tower in the same pattern!
During this they may only use one hand.
Use of both hands is not permitted.
Should the tower collapse when a block is removed or ten seconds after placing the block on top, that player will lose.
Speaking of losing, what's this?!
What's wrong with player Serizawa? Her movements have come to a halt!
Exactly what is this supposed to be!?
Cosplay as a baby and say "babu"
Ah, I forgot to tell you, but should you fail to carry out the orders on the blocks you pull out, you'll lose.
What?!
Incidentally, the people who lose...
Oh no...!
...will experience this.
Oh, and we heartily guarantee your safety, so rest assured and please focus on the game.
We can't rest assured now!
This isn't funny! What's up with this?!
I'm leaving.
Ah, that would be impossible.
Why's that?
The arena's interior has been sealed entirely to prevent the occurrence of harmful air currents.
The air conditioning system is also finely calibrated.
So to leave the arena's interior, you have no choice but to lose and fall through a hole or win the tournament!
Isn't that imprisonment?!
It's a game!
That's right! Calm down, Fumino-chan.
But-
It's fine, right?
If someone wants to leave, then let them.
It means that I'll have one less rival to deal with.
I get it.
I just have to do this, right?
I'll do it!
If you want to laugh, then go ahead!
What kind of baby cosplay is that?!
This is too hilarious!
Go die a million times when this is over!
And the game progresses even as we speak!
Bite the sleeve of your pyjamas
Hold up both hands until your next turn
Bald cap
Wear only a white dress shirt
Wear only a necktie
Well, there were a few perverted ones, but nothing quite as humiliating as Fumino's, eh?
I don't think I can stand this.
But still...
It's just your luck. Maybe it's your karma that's causing it!
I seriously can't stand this.
Now then... I believe it is my turn.
Kneel before me, you filthy swine!
Dominatrix cosplay
She threw in an ad-libbed line, too...
Oh, man...
You look quite fitting together.
I'll take that as a compliment.
This might grow on me.
Let me show you...
...Umenomori Chise's ultimate technique!
It's Platinum!
No, it might even be Diamond!
With this, my movements have become so precise and agile that I could snatch bullets out of the air!
Why are you explaining it to yourself?
All right!
She's good!
Impressive as always, Chise-sama.
Piece of cake.
Hmm, what's this, then...
..."Pick one person and sit on their lap"...
Having said that...
H-Hey!
I-I'm innocent!
Your scowling is useless, Serizawa Fumino.
This arena was set up by the Umenomori family.
How could they not do anything to ensure my victory?
Every single block has a chip that transmits the details of its order and position.
Those chips are detected by 108 visual sensors placed on every wall.
The data is beamed to the computer room,
where it's analysed by the Umenomori Group-developed supercomputer.
Finally, the results of the analysis,
are sent via bone-conduction speakers on special glasses to the otaku: Kikuchi!
Number 2 of row 14.
Then the otaku, Kikuchi, signs the information to me!
Safe
With this, I can win safely and pick the blocks with orders I want.
I'm counting on you to get that handshake from a certain Kouga-chan's insider.
You just leave it to me.
Daigorou!
That's one person out of the way.
This is strange.
I had them fixed so that everyone other than Takumi, myself, and the otaku, Kikuchi, would steadily lose...
Why isn't anyone making the tower fall?
You are doing this properly, I assume!
Of course I am!
I was just informed that the blocks will fall next turn regardless of which is pulled out...
My turn, right?
Hmm, what's this?
"Among those of the opposite sex here, declare which one you like."
That's Takumi, of course!
Ah, I said it!
So now, I just have to place it on top, right?
Nice breasts!
Well now I've done it...!
I won, and yet, still...
I feel as though I have lost! I feel so mad!
A comic haiku, huh...
Directions to Ieyasu-sama.
Chise-sama, number 1 of row 15.
Safe
Directions to Ieyasu-sama.
Ieyasu-sama, number 1 of row 7.
You know what to do this time, right?
Yeah, yeah, I know.
What's with the attitude?!
I'll do my job, okay?!
Draw 'OX' on your face
Go ahead, Chise-sama.
Oh, right.
Have a member of the opposite sex massage your shoulders
You are doing remarkably well, Chise-sama.
For quite a while now, you've spent no time deliberating.
It's all skill, all skill.
Even more remarkable, they've all been good orders.
What can I say?
Good karma, perhaps?
3 of 9.
Inconceivable! Is our cover blown?
Perish the thought, inconceivable.
2 of 12.
What are you talking about?
That "3 of 9" and "2 of 12" and such.
Meow?
I think our cover really has been blown...
Pay her no attention.
Looks like the silent girl doesn't intend to say anything.
If we deal with it early, whether or not our cover is blown will be irrelevant.
You're really a devious one.
It's all for the certain insider.
Oh man, that was close.
Please wait.
According to our calculations, only two remaining blocks can be safely removed.
Should Ieyasu-sama and Kaho-sama remove these, the tower will undoubtedly fall on Chise-sama's turn.
There is a possibility that this move was calculated by Nozomi-sama.
Could she really... could she really be behind this?!
What are you doing?! Make your move!
What am I supposed to do?
If I lose, the deal is off, remember!
Then are you telling me to lose!?
Our combination won't work if you lose!
Even so, if I lose, no deal.
Then it's the same no matter what!
What's wrong, Ieyasu?
Well...
C'mon. C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon!
Kouga-chan...
Shaking hands with the inside person...
A comiket date with her!
A private post-recording session with her!
There we go.
You four-eyed otaku!
Well, if it's the same no matter what, I'll let myself enjoy this mildly perverse game.
Now then, Lady Kaho. Please decide this game's result by your own hands.
What a fascinating proposal.
Though, I would ask that you let me forfeit.
Forfeit?!
Yes. It was very entertaining.
Well then everyone, I bid you adieu.
Well, isn't that just great!
Everything just now was a lie.
Sorry for having said things I didn't really mean!
Our agreement hasn't been broken off, right? The deal's still on, right?
Right? Right? Right?
The end.
See you all later!
At last, only half of the contestants remain!
So amongst these four, who will obtain the honour of victory and the coveted prize?
The second half will take place after a 60-second intermission during which the contestants will switch seats.
With that, as a half-time show, please enjoy some singing from Naruko Kanae!
What? It was cut? Was it?!
Moving right along, the match has finally reached the halfway mark.
The game starts with Serizawa Fumino's move!
Hold it, isn't this one turned over?
Ah, that's just how it is.
Huh?
These Super Blocks, numbering greater than three hundred, are shuffled and arranged into a tower within the machine.
As the game proceeds, obviously some will come out flipped.
The resulting mind games are a highlight of the event.
We didn't hear anything about this...
If you find it disagreeable, you can leave...
Well, fine. If it's a weird order, I can just avoid it, can't I?
Yes, yes, you can indeed.
Of all things, I wanted to avoid using this, but...
I'll have to use the bone conduction speaker I prepared for this case.
I have to press my finger against my ear, so it looks awkward, but...
At this point, I'll have to sacrifice something to cope.
Chise-sama, number 2 of row 4.
All of this is...
...for the sake of victory!
Perform butt exercises in bloomers
Eh?
What...
What the heck is this?!
...Yuusaku?
What's going on with this?!
It appears it wasn't to your liking...?
This seemed somewhat amusing, so by all means, I decided to lend a hand...
I happen to have an interest in vocal mimicry.
Chise-sama. Number 2 of row 4.
Your safety is guaranteed, but you may encounter some slightly shameful commands.
Nonetheless, please do your best.
Ow!
What on earth are you doing?
Keep quiet, you!
So?
"Perform butt exercises in bloomers," was it?
Here I go.
Butt exercises...
Right, left, right, left...
Draw a circle, that's the...
Chise is cute.
Well now, that butt exercise looks like it's going down as legend, eh?
I'm your new commentator, Tsuzuki Otome.
Now then, let's get this match a-moving!
Old swimsuit
Brave Kaiser!
"Brave Kaiser!"
China dress
Meow.
Sexy bunny
Well, I've noticed that the vaguely inappropriate cosplay commands have been cropping up more.
I wish I could try some of those on!
Now then, we've reached the middle of this excellent match.
Who will be the first to make the tower fall?!
Huh? Test a game?
Correct. The Umenomori Group's hobby department has developed a new blocks game.
They're recruiting test players for it!
Eh...?
Why are we being...
Hey, listen properly here!
This game needs a certain number of players.
If you win, the Umenomori Group will thank you with whatever you could want as a prize.
Seriously?!
Yes!
How was it? Did you fix it?
Ah... it looks a bit difficult.
It's old, after all.
And it's going to cost a lot to buy a replacement...
So, what are we talking about?
As I said, we're recruiting test players...
I'll do it.
I will do it.
Huh?
It's pretty rare for you to agree voluntarily.
We could get whatever we wanted, right?
Then I'll do it.
And I'll definitely win.
Clumsy maid in
a high-cut swimsuit
What's wrong, Fumino?
It's nothing!
Seashell swimsuit
Loincloth
Venus de Milo, naked
Why do all the safe-looking blocks have perverted commands?!
What are you doing?
Hurry it up already.
Countdown reached.
20
19
Wait!
18
17
16
15
14
13
12
...it looks a bit difficult.
It's old, after all.
Clumsy maid in
a high-cut swimsuit
Clumsy maid in
a high-cut swimsuit
Clumsy maid in
a high-cut swimsuit
Clumsy maid in
a high-cut swimsuit
Clumsy maid in
a high-cut swimsuit
Clumsy maid in
a high-cut swimsuit
Clumsy maid in
a high-cut swimsuit
Clumsy maid in
a high-cut swimsuit
I'm terribly sorry, master...
What are you just letting me do this for?!
A needless kick!
If you're that against it, you don't have to force yourself...
Shut up! Die twice!
I will... I will definitely win!
Win? As if I would let you.
The reason this game was made was so that I could get on Takumi's good side.
If all goes correctly, even engagement...
...Goodness, I'm drooling.
Can't be doing that, now.
Wha-! What?
We've reached the final stage of the second half of the game.
It looks like we'll be seeing a conclusion soon.
Everyone, do your best!
The remaining safe blocks are all...
Kiss a member of the opposite sex
Is this...?
Looks like you've realized it.
This is the true goal of the tournament.
To kiss Takumi!
Surely you don't have the guts to do it.
Go pick another block and end your turn already.
Meow.
What is it? What's written on it?
You don't have to look at it!
"Kiss a member of the opposite sex," it says...
The only remaining male is Takumi...
But... if either of them took this block...
Meow.
I don't know about Nozomi, but Umenomori is completely ready to grab it.
But... but this is too...
Looks like that block should be pretty easy to take out.
If Fumino won't take it, I guess I'll go ahead.
Meow.
What?! Hold on, if you did that...!
Then I wouldn't get the chance to take it!
Wait, I mean-
Meow!
If that happened...
Meow.
Who would Takumi choose?!
Meow.
Then what should I do?
Should I take it?
Should I take it and kiss Takumi?!
For this game?
Even though it would be our first...
But...
What should I do... what would be best?!
I don't want Fumino to get it, and I don't want Nozomi to get it either...
But if Takumi takes it...
Meow.
What kind of atmosphere is this?
I'll...
I'll...!
Meow.
Takumi...
Meow.
Takumi...!
I can't...!
No!
Meow!
What?
Oh, no! The three of them suddenly toppled the tower together!
The winner is Tsuzuki Takumi!
Eh? Is that okay?
Meow.
In spite of the lengths I went to get on Takumi's good side...
We're terribly sorry.
An unfortunate result was it not, Chise-sama?
Isn't it your fault?!
This is a contest.
A contest of love.
It's here, it's here!
Is that your prize?
Oh yeah, what did you get?
Ta-da.
Aren't these... our uniforms?
Umenomori, here you go.
Huh?
Here.
You've had a part-time job here for a while now, but haven't had a uniform, right?
So I took this chance to get some new ones.
It's kind of sad I had to get them as a prize from the Umenomori Group, though.
No it isn't!
I'm so happy!
Yup, there's one for Fumino and Nozomi, too.
For us as well?
What about the big mixer?
You said it would be difficult to fix.
Ah, that's fine.
I've already called the repair company.
And sure, it's old, but that's why it's hard to let go of.
You don't like them?
I'm happy.
Well, I'll take it off your hands. Guess I've got no choice.
But it sure was fun, wasn't it!
Once that game is released, let's play again at our house!
What?!
Sure, once or twice.
You mean you're fine with that?
You shouldn't be!
Die twice!
saa, kaerou yo
さあ、帰ろうよ
Come, let's all go home now
sukippu hitori futari sannin te wo tsunaide
スキップ 「一人、二人、三人」手をつないで
Skipping, 1 of us, 2 of us, 3 of us holding hands together
matteru kashira nyao
待ってるかしら？にゃ～ぉ
Wonder if she's waiting ne'ow
nukiashi nekoashi suru no
抜き足 猫足するの
Stealthfully padding along
mou, kaerou yo
もう、帰ろうよ
Quick, let's all go home now
yuugure ichi neko ni neko san neko kage ga yurete
夕暮れ 「一猫、二猫、三猫」影がゆれて
Evening twilight, one cat, two cats, three cats, their shadows swaying
mou sugu tsuki yo nyao (nya-o)
もうすぐ着きよにゃお にゃ～ぉ
We're almost there ne'ow
ano kado magareba soko yo
あの角 曲がればそこよ
Turn that corner and it's right there
nakanai onna no ko
泣かない女の子
A girl who refuses to cry
yasashisugiru otoko no ko
やさしすぎる男の子
A boy who is painfully kind
gomen gomen gomenne
ごめん ごめん ごめんね
I'm sorry, sorry, I'm sorry
daisuki nano ni
大好きなのに・・・
I love you, and yet I'm like this
icharabu ga ii sore ga ii no
いちゃラブがいい！それがいいの！
A flirty love would be nice, that's what I would want
uso ha hontou uso yo daikirai
うそは本当 うそよ ダイキライ
All the lies, really are, really lies "I can't stand you"
dou shitara ii no dou shitara koi ni naru no
どうしたらいいの どうしたら恋になるの
Whatever should I do? What could I do to turn it into love?
ima mo zutto oboeteru yo
今もずっと 覚えてるよ
Now and forever, I'll keep remembering
ano hi kimi ga itta kotoba ha
あの日君が言った 言葉は
on that day you told me a certain phrase
yawarakai bashou wo hikkaita
柔らかiい場所を 引っ掻いた
One of my soft spots was scratched by it.
Expose one of Milady's embarrassing secrets.
Expose one of Milady's embarrassing habits.
Reveal Milady's three sizes...
Reveal Milady's three sizes
Hmm, I wonder why these all involve Milady?
Pure coincidence.
The machine's shuffling is just being indulgent.
Then I think it's about time we shuffle by hand.
The Stray Cat Swam