Nii-san!
It's already morning!
Take this!
Booty drop!
Good morning, Nii-san!
Ey! Ankle Lock!
And here's a Sharp Shooter!
Followed by a Sol Naciente!
Finally, to finish it off, here's the Triangle Lancer!
With that said, good morning, Nii-san.
How did I do today?
You're definitely full of energy, as always.
Thanks to that, I almost went straight back to sleep, permanently.
I was almost reunited with our deceased father at the gardens of paradise.
So my skills were like a taste of heaven?
Anyway, breakfast is ready,
so hurry up and come down.
On a fateful day, much like today, I Sakamichi Kinjirou,
discovered a very important secret.
It was like any other ordinary morning.
Only tomatoes...
Thanks to Nii-san, morning practice is perfect!
Morning practice?!
Aren't you in the Arts and Crafts Club?
Well, it's because our Arts and Crafts Club is vicious...
The club president can even break concrete blocks with one finger!
You've joined quite the abnormal group, and it's only the start of the first semester...
During Golden Week, we'll also be going to the mountains to train ourselves.
It'll be a three-day two-night survival camp!
There's definitely something fatally wrong with your club activities.
It's perfectly fine with me. I've always wanted to fight a bear at least once.
Just give up.
No matter how well you do, you'll die.
Eh? It'll be fine.
Mum said she fought a tiger in India in her letter.
Don't put yourself on the same level as her.
She stopped being human ages ago.
There was no one left who could challenge her,
so she went overseas to train elsewhere.
That's why I have to train for Mum's return.
I'm going ahead!
It's Konoe.
Milady, if you would.
Konoe Subaru.
There is probably no student around here that doesn't know that name.
He's the only thing the girls ever think about, and yet...
Thank you.
He's Suzutsuki Kanade's butler.
I'm jealous!
I'm so jealous!
I want to be Suzutsuki Kanade's butler too.
A butler...
Isn't it strange that an occupation like that is still around nowadays?
Moreover, why is he the butler of a high school girl?
Well, not just any high school girl.
The school's number one beauty, the lady of the Suzutsuki Group,
and this school's principal's daughter!
Even so, a butler at school?
Here you are.
Milady, can you wait for me downstairs?
I will also make a quick trip to the restroom.
It's unbelievable.
You know, you definitely...
Oh, Sakamachi-kun.
There's something on your face.
You definitely...
Kurose! Get it off me!
Do you like boys?!
Absolutely not!
Well, that's because...
...you never talk with any of the girls in our class,
and you don't even try to get close to them.
That's why there are rumours about you.
"The guy with no interest in girls,"
"Sakamachi Kinjirou."
Don't call me by my full name!
Earlier, you were ogling Subaru-sama, weren't you?
The glare was just too much for my boring youth!
We've always been sharing porn, so since when have you...
I have to use the bathroom!
Sorry.
Oh, I just got an idea.
A love story which starts with glasses falling off.
Memo... memo...
Men
Safe.
My stomach hurts...
Was it the tomatoes?
ima mune ni umareta
今、胸に生まれた
Just now, in my heart...
yuruginai kono kimochi
揺るぎないこの気持ち
...these unwavering feelings have been born.
dakishimete tobe haruka tooku
抱きしめて飛べ遥か遠く
I'll hold them close and fly far, far away.
GAME & SET nante nai hibi
GAME & SET なんてない日々
These days aren't governed by GAME & SET.
IMAGE shite
イメージして
Use your imagination...
kanaetai miraikazoete
叶えたい未来数えて
...and start counting the futures you wish to be granted.
uchiake attara yakusokuakiramenai
打ち明け合ったら約束あきらめない
Let's talk about everything openly and never give up on our promises.
yume wo katachi ni suru made
夢を形にするまで
Not until we've realised our dreams!
suki na koto zenryoku de oikake you yo
好きなこと全力で追いかけようよ
Let's chase after what we like with all our strength.
issho ni ne
一緒にね
Together,
tanoshiku ne
楽しくね
having fun,
kibou no hane hirogete
希望の羽広げて
let's spread our wings of hope.
ima mune ni umareta
今、胸に生まれた
Just now, in my heart...
yuruginai kono kimochi
揺るぎないこの気持ち
...these unwavering feelings have been born.
yuuki to yobu tame hajimeyou
勇気と呼ぶため始めよう
So we can say we're courageous, let's begin!
Be starters!
michisuu no doa datte
未知数のドアだって
There are innumerable doors before us,
kowagarazu akete ne
怖がらず開けてね
but let's open them without fear!
Fly far away...
mai agare kanata e to
舞い上がれ彼方へと
...soaring off into the distant sky.
End Of Earth
Konoe Subaru?
Sorry, sorry.
I carelessly opened the door...
I wonder if the lock is broken.
Why is Konoe wearing girls' panties?
Could it be that he's part of a cursed clan, forced to wear them forever?
That's crazy, something like that...
I see, he's just a pervert.
Ah, I don't really intend to talk bad about other peoples hobbies.
I should respect his privacy.
Everyone has some sort of secret.
But...
Perfect grades,
skilled in both martial arts and academics,
and an attractive figure.
That Subaru-sama is actually a pervert...
You saw, didn't you?
Jirou, Sakamachi Kinjirou.
That's your name, if I remember correctly.
If you intend to keep quiet, I'll ask you one more time.
You saw my panties, didn't you?
W-Who knows?
I didn't see anything.
You clearly saw them, yet you say you didn't?
Admit it already.
You saw them, right?
The image was imprinted firmly into your retina.
You opened the door because you wanted to see my panties, right?
Who the hell would try to see your panties?
I'm an adult,
so I won't be turned on by those kiddy designs.
I'm sorry for having kiddy underwear.
But aside from that, how do you know my underwear's design?
C-Calm down.
Be quiet, pervert!
You've lost your rights at this point.
I'm surprised.
Even though I just hit you hard enough to make you faint,
you managed it well.
That was nothing.
I've been withstanding attacks from my family since I was five.
I didn't know that, but it can't be helped.
I guess I'll get serious.
You've found out my secret.
Since you know too much, I'll make you disappear.
Don't be afraid.
I'm not talking about your life, but your memory.
My family has passed down a memory-erasing technique for many generations.
That's...
I'm going to hit you.
I'll continue hitting you until I knock your memories out your head.
That's the butler's memory-erasing technique.
I'll die! Being a butler has nothing to do with that technique!
Calm down.
It'll be over shortly.
Soon you'll wake up in a hospital bed and mutter things like,
"Where am I? Who am I?"
Look, it'll be settled in a moment, all right?
Damn it. I don't have a choice.
What? Are you going to resist?
Unfortunately, I don't like feeling pain.
That's why...
That's why...?
I'm running away!
Like hell you are!
Stand and fight like a man!
I'll even show you some butler sympathy, and finish you in one blow!
Damn it.
Don't underestimate me!
Nice determination.
This time, I'll make sure to kill you...
...with my Butler Knuckle!
Not that it matters much, but you have terrible sense in names.
What did you say?!
Damn, that's the first time someone's insulted me like that.
I'll finish you with my super secret move...
...called "End of Earth"!
That scale is too big!
Actually, what made you think of that name?
Shut up!
My bad, sorry.
You probably tried your best to come up with that name...
What's with that look?
Don't stare at me with those eyes full of pity.
Damn, and I thought it would be so cool too...
This is bad...
This guy is actually kind of cute.
Could it really be that I'm going down "that" route?
Watch out!
It's squishy?
Don't tell me...
You're...
...actually a girl?!
Cat panties.
Welcome back, my big friends in front of the television.
Shake hands with me!
I'll kill you.
I can't believe you would touch my chest,
get excited, and start having a nosebleed...
It's not what you think!
My body just...
There's no use in arguing!
It feels like I've just had a terrible dream...
Huh?
What's going on here?!
Eh? This hand isn't cuffed.
Oh? You woke up, Sakamachi-kun?
Do those restraints hurt?
Then...
Don't worry, Sakamachi-kun.
The surgery was a success.
From now on, you'll be our remodelled human being.
What?!
By surgery, you meant remodelling surgery?
You're no longer a normal human.
Try shouting "transform".
Really?
All right, I understand.
Trans-form!
For a high schooler to think he could actually transform...
Amazing.
Um, Suzutsuki-san?
May I ask something?
What could it possibly be, Sakamachi-kun?
Or maybe you want me to call you "Jirou", like your classmates?
I don't really mind what you call me...
Thank you, Jirou-kun.
Then, go ahead.
All right then... Was it you who put these handcuffs on me?
Yes, be careful.
If you take that off, the seal in your right hand will break.
What's with that cool-sounding explanation?
Well, putting that aside...
Next! Why were you sleeping next to me?
Oh, was I not supposed to?
Don't worry,
I didn't intend on being violated by someone with only one hand free.
What kind of person do you think I am?
By the way, where's the nurse?
She left.
She succumbed after I slapped her cheeks a few times with a wad of cash.
You bribed her?!
In other words, right now, there's only the two of us here.
It's up to me...
...whether I kill you or let you live.
Now then, what should I do?
Maybe start with the ears?
Or perhaps...
...castration.
Wait!
What do you want?
Don't misunderstand.
I'm detaining you because you know about my butler's secret.
So that's what it is.
You understand, right?
Why does Konoe go to this school disguised as a guy?
If you need an explanation, let's just say it's due to certain circumstances surrounding our families.
Konoe family
Suzutsuki family
The men of Subaru's family have served my family for generations.
However, Subaru is an only child, and there are no others to replace her.
Kanade
Subaru
Kanade
Subaru
Kanade
Subaru
Kanade
Subaru
Kanade
Subaru
Kanade
Subaru
Kanade
Subaru
Kanade
Subaru
Kanade
Subaru
Kanade
Subaru
Kanade
Subaru
Even though she was a girl and couldn't be my butler,
she really wanted to come here as my butler, and earnestly requested my father allow it.
However, since my father is also this school board's chairman, he added some conditions under which she could attend:
"Complete the three years of high school life without anyone knowing you're a girl."
"If she can't fulfil something as easy as that,
then she won't be allowed to be the butler of the Suzutsuki family."
So that means...
Yes. Today, you found out that Subaru is a girl.
That's why we have to seal that mouth of yours.
I'm sorry.
My butler has caused you so much trouble.
Konoe is...?
Are you worried about her?
Well, if you want to meet her,
You can see her right away.
H-Hey, this is...
Even though I went through all this trouble just for you.
Who requested something like that, and when?
I was sure you'd be pleased, though.
Unfortunately, I'm not into that kind of thing.
Then, should I just free her?
Of course.
I hope you won't regret it.
Of course not!
That was horrible of you, Milady.
Why did you do this to me?
Quickly remove these chains, please.
Otherwise I won't be able to kill that pervert.
There's no need to fret, Subaru. It'll soon be okay.
I'll release you right away.
W-Wait a moment!
I'll teach you something, Jirou-kun.
In the science room, it was I who saved you when you were assaulted.
I also saved you from the wrath of Subaru.
So, do you finally see the situation you're in?
Yes, I finally understand very well, Suzutsuki-san.
Eh? What could you possibly be saying now?
You'll have to say it for me one more time.
Yes. Thank you very much for saving me, Suzutsuki-sama.
This girl is a sadist, without a doubt.
Is this the true character of the school's top idol?
No! Please release me from these chains, Milady!
I need to take his life right now.
You're the one at fault for wearing girls' panties, even though you're cross dressing.
It'd be disgusting for me to wear men's underwear!
You need to restrain your breasts more!
It was after gym class, so I forgot to do it!
Because of you, I'll be fired from being a butler.
What are you going to do?
I have to remain as Milady's butler.
It's okay, Subaru.
Why do you think I restrained Jirou-kun?
It was so you wouldn't have to stop being a butler.
Um, does that mean...?
I heard from Subaru.
When you had that nosebleed, you said something about your body.
Jirou-kun, is there anything special about your body that you'd like to tell me about?
Not answering?
That's fine with me.
In that case, I'll ask your body directly.
H-Hey...
Keep quiet.
You wouldn't want me to slip and hit an internal organ, would you?
Don't say such things nonchalantly!
You huge pervert!
Having a nosebleed because of your lust for Milady...
I see...
It's quite interesting.
Could it be that whenever a girl touches you, you get a nosebleed?
Is it an allergy?
That's a condition I've never heard of...
Even so, you're just a chicken who's afraid of being touched by girls.
Yes, I'm sure of it.
Sakamachi Kinjirou-kun.
Sakamachi Kinjirou-kun?
Sakama Chikin Jirou-kun?
Chicken-kun?
Stop it!
Don't call me that!
I have so many horrible memories of being...
...called "chicken," with my name being the way it is.
Sakama Chicken Jirou?
Stop it. Don't call me by my full name!
So anyway, Jirou-kun.
Don't you want to cure your phobia?
That's-
That's why we'll help you out.
In exchange, I don't want you to tell anyone else that Subaru is a girl.
Even if you die.
We'll protect your secret,
and you won't let my father know that we've broken his condition.
That's pretty dishonest!
It doesn't matter as long as my dad doesn't find out.
How about it, will you be a partner in this agreement with us?
It sounds like I'd be more of a partner in crime!
Wonderful! I'm fond of any partnership in crime that's this interesting.
I don't think I'll die of boredom any time soon.
By the way, what if I do break the contract?
We'll just have to take measures in line with Subaru's methods.
In about a month's time,
your unidentifiable corpse will be found in the forests of Mt. Fuji.
A-All right!
I'll take you up on your deal.
But is Konoe okay with this?
I'm a butler serving Lady Kanade.
I'll obey her commands.
And besides...
No, never mind.
Well, then it's settled.
And by the way, Jirou-kun...
What happens if you get a nosebleed and you keep getting touched?
I probably wouldn't be able to take it and would faint...
This is an experiment.
I need to see how much your body can withstand.
Stop it!
I've only touched you a little bit, but you sure are making a cute noise.
Save me Konoe!
I'm a butler, not a magician,
so I can't escape from these handcuffs.
Hey, don't pretend to be asleep!
No, not there!
Nii-san, it's morning already!
Get up already!
Well, breakfast is ready, so come down quickly!
It's just a normal morning.
But today, my nightmarish school life begins.
I'm going ahead!
In that case, this house is my only oasis.
Eh?
Good morning...
Konoe?!
Why are you taking a shower?
Your sister suggested that I take one,
since I got soaked by the rain waiting in front of your house.
More importantly, why did you even come here?
It's an order from Milady.
To keep an eye on you,
and to make sure the secret is kept.
Suzutsuki.
More importantly, you saw my naked body, didn't you?
Did you know?
I possess a memory-erasing technique...
...which has been passed down my family for many generations.
Take this, pervert!
Is every day going to be like this from now on?
koe ni dashite
声にだして
If I let out my voice,
tanoshii tte ichattara
楽しいって言っちゃったら
and admit I'm having fun,
kumo hitotsu nai aozora
雲一つ無い青空
this blue, cloudless sky...
kono mune ni hirogatteku yo
この胸に広がってくよ
...spreads throughout my heart.
HEART SIGNAL kyun te tatete
ハートシグナル キュンて立てて
My heart signal is beating so strong.
tobikonda sekai
飛び込んだ世界
In this new world I'm in.
hamidashichae
はみ出しちゃえ
I'm being pushed outside of my boundaries,
watashi to iu CAPACITY kakuchou tanoshii jan
私と言うキャパシティ拡張楽しいじゃん
finding fun in widening the capacity of "myself".
tomaranai SPEED ni natte koishitetai
止まらないスピードになって恋いしてたい
I want to love at an unstoppable speed.
isogo futari dake no jikuu
急ごっ二人だけの時空
Let's hurry on to our own space and time.
1 to 3 tobikoete kimi ni aitai yo
１to３飛び越えて君に会いたいよ
1 to 3, and leap over it. I want to see you!
tsukinukeru kaze ni natte todoketai
突き抜ける風になって届けたい
I want to become a piercing wind and fly to you,
mou chotto kawaiku APPROACH
もうちょっと可愛くAPPROACH
then I'll try a bit cuter of an approach.
HEART kata no mirai ni natte
HEART 型の未来になって
We'll become a heart-shaped future.
kimi ni gohoushi
君にご奉仕
I'll serve you faithfully,
soba ni itai kara
そばにいたいから
'Cause I want to be by your side.
Hey, Jirou-kun.
It's okay for you to do whatever you want.
You can put some honey on it and lick it,
or strap it up, or toy around with it,
or order it to cry in a soft voice.
What? Nii-san had a hobby like that?!
I'm not into perverted stuff like that!
Then, what kinds of perverted play do you like?
Anyway...
Next time on Mayo Chiki...
Episode 2: "I fell in love!"
I Fell In Love!