Seriously...
I get mad whenever I think about him, that Hino Akiharu.
It's my, Selnia Iori Flameheart's greatest mistake.
Furthermore, he's the childhood friend of that girl.
Saikyo Tomomi... she's really irritating.
I have to teach those two a lesson quickly.
Today is... Tuesday?
It will be a lot more fun from now on.
(Stop you!)
LOVE X HEAVEN yappari sakusen no hitotsu wa egao
LOVE X HEAVEN やっぱり作戦のひとつは笑顔
LOVE X HEAVEN I know the first thing in this plan of mine is to smile!
kotoba jamada tarinai sonna koto mada ienai
コトバじゃまだ足りない そんなコトまだ言えない
Words just won't cut it, but I can't bring myself to say it, still!
sutte (sutte) iki ga kurushii
すって すって 息が苦しい
Breathe in (breathe in), it's very difficult.
datte (datte) chikai yo...
だって だって 近いよ...
Because, because, you're so close...
LOVE X SAISON aite wa gouin wa warikomi menba
LOVE X SAISON あいては強引な割りこみメンバー
LOVE X SAISON My opponent is a strong-willed member who cut the line!
jama desu kora narabe kimitachi minna jama desu
ジャマですこら並べ 君たちみなジャマです
You're in my way, everyone, line up! You're all in my way!
kokoro wa isshona no
こころは 一緒なの
My heart... together...
anata mo
(and yours)
あなたも
watashi mo
(with mine)
わたしも
setsunai mainichi mo onaji
せつない毎日もおんなじ
Just the same as my boring everyday life.
onaji kimochi nanokamo
おなじキモチなのかも
It could be the same feeling.
Stop! (Fight) you!! (fight) stop!
wakatteru no
わかってるの
Don't you understand?
gomen wakari sugiteru
ごめんねわかりすぎてる
Sorry, I understand too much
Stop! (Don't) you!! (stop)
dakara yuzurenai
だからゆずれない
That's why I won't surrender!
watashi mo yuzuranai
わたしもゆずらない
I won't surrender, either!
I'm sorry!
koi no wasurekata shiritakunai yo
恋の忘れかた 知りたくないよ
I don't want to know how to fall out of love!
docchi demo nakun darou na
どっちでも泣くんだろうな
Either way, I'll end up crying.
demo ne demo ne makenai
でもねでもね負けない
But you know, but you know, I won't lose!
yume wa koware mono tsuttsuicha ikenai
夢はこわれもの つっついちゃイケナイ
My dreams are fragile, I won't let you play with them!
dare ga kimeta nokana omoikiri suteki na ijiwaru
だれが決めたのかな 思いきり素敵なイジワル
Maybe that's why I've decided on this-
hontou ijiwaruda wao!
ほんとイジワルだ わぉ
I'm really a bitch, aren't I? Wah!
(Stop you!)
LOVE X HEAVEN yappari sakusen wa tatetemo muda deshou
LOVE X HEAVEN やっぱり作戦は立ててもムダでしょう?
LOVE X HEAVEN I guess in the end this plan of mine won't work out at all!
Lady X Lady!
Eh?
Not done yet?
G-Give me a second.
It's no good.
Stop moving. I'm only showing you this once.
Don't cause others trouble.
M-My bad.
Getting along with that guy is really difficult.
Hino Akiharu
He's transferring into the servant-ed class from today on.
His name is Hino Akiharu-san.
I'm Hino, nice to meet you.
Tomomi? What is the upper-ed doing here?
Hakureiryou Academy is not very different from a normal high school.
The normal curriculum in the morning is mixed.
I see.
It's that berserk drill from yesterday.
I sense some sort of killing intent from behind.
Class is finally over.
It's a surprise that the lesson was pretty normal.
You had it tough yesterday.
Despite having just transferred here, you caused quite a commotion.
Who are you?
You don't have to stare at me like that.
I'm Todoroki Shingo.
He's Mitke.
I'm Sanke Mitsuru, a pleasure to meet you.
Well, you're one of the few male comrades.
Let's help each other to become excellent butlers.
One of the few...
Oh yeah, I don't see any other boys.
Of course. The only boys are you and us.
There's also Daichi over there, plus another one from the upper-ed.
There's only five boys?
Apparently the entry requirements here are very strict.
I heard that Mikan-sensei eliminated a large portion during the data verification and interview.
But if even I got in, what exactly are the requirements?
Who cares.
It's such a luxurious school and school fees are exempt.
You don't get a chance like this very often.
Also, the girls are either cute maid trainees, or ultra high-class ladies.
This is paradise.
You feel the same, don't you?
My motive is not that impure.
Eh? Your motive here is to do lustful things to girls, right?
You're still spouting this nonsense? You berserk drill.
Stop calling me that!
My name is Selnia Iori Flameheart.
Who cares about your full name...
I'm not that gracious to allow servant-ed students to use "you" to address me.
You should address me as Selnia-sama.
Wow, -sama, eh?
Even if you're a lady, it's still quite shameless of you to say that.
Hey, tell me how I am shameless?
In every possible way.
What did you say?! Take those words back right now!
Servant-ed students, if there are upper-ed students occupying your tables,
please serve them promptly and with grace.
This is also part of the lesson.
It's my first time serving.
I've to do it properly.
Here goes!
silence...
Why? Why is no one coming to my table?
That girl, she must be enjoying this.
Just what I expected.
I heard there's a commoner serving here who knows nothing about etiquette.
We came here to teach him the proper table manners.
Isn't that right, Fou-san?
Such a busybody, go to the other tables instead.
Oh! Without a single customer, how can you even practise serving?
How will you become an excellent butler like this?
Welcome! Table for two, right?
Please take a seat over here.
Don't you know how to hold a chair?
That's the basics of basics.
Here you go.
Shouldn't you be giving me the menu from the left?
Here you go.
Hey!
What's today's recommended dish?
Ah... Eh...
Wasn't it Sichuan-style pasta...
No, it's Spanish seafood rice and Milan-style sandwiches...
Er, no, it's Mexican-
Oh dear, you didn't even memorise the recommended menu?
You're such an unreliable butler.
Selnia-sama.
Yes, what's the matter?
Please have some water.
Do you have to be so rough?
Oh, my mistake, my mistake.
How dare you!
Are you still not satisfied? How about this?!
Are you mocking me?
You realised?
I can't take this any more!
I'm going to send you straight to hell.
S-Sorry for the wait!
It was very hot.
It was very hot and painful.
E-Eh... I'm extremely sorry for what just happened.
Well, no, don't worry about it.
I always fail and cause everyone so much trouble.
Even then, I haven't had any incidents that have caused injuries... Or maybe I have...
But they're all kept to a minimum...
And now, I've failed so badly.
You don't have to be so pessimistic.
E-Eh, I still feel that I need to apologise properly.
So to make up for it...
Please allow me to scrub your back.
No, wait. Regardless of how I see it, your idea is too weird.
It'll be fine.
You might not believe it, but my mother and sister praised me when I washed their backs.
I'm pretty confident at it.
That's not what I'm worried about.
Ah... It might be very embarrassing, but please bear with it.
I knew it!
I did it again.
Huh?
All right then, allow me to attend to you.
Hey, w-wait.
If you continue doing that, I... I...
There, there.
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry. I'll get up right away.
If you exhale down there...
The air will flow inside... This feeling... I'll...
Anyway, move aside quickly.
I didn't mean to do it.
I didn't expect to do it so thoroughly.
I didn't mean to do anything to you either.
I'm begging you, please hurry up and get off.
But my sister told me before,
when a girl gets in a mounting position,
she can't get off until she's done what needs to be done.
I've got to finish scrubbing your back no matter what.
What kind of sister is that!
Besides, you can't scrub my back when you're mounting me.
Even so, I have to try my best and attend to you as a servant-ed student.
Stop!
How can you do this, Hino-san? It's lusty!
Like I said, I didn't mean it.
What are you doing?
D-Daichi... Principal...
Saikyo asked me to bring you a spare set of clothes and a towel, but...
T-This is...
I-I caused him so much trouble, that's why I wanted to scrub his back to make up for it.
And yet somehow it became like this.
Don't miss out the important parts!
Akiharu-san...
You have achieved the "Woman On Top" position that every young man wants!
That's not it!
Aki, cheer up.
It's a sign of youth.
The principal has forgiven you, right?
Like I said before, I haven't done anything!
But...
Don't look over here, you pervert.
Why do I have to suffer this humiliation...
Oh well. Look! It's the next lesson.
The pool?
Why? I didn't bring a swimsuit with me.
The Hakureiryou Academy servant-ed trains butlers and maids...
...to do anything they can to fulfil their master's requests.
Also to give advice on public and private matters, if necessary.
It's comparable to a personal secretary.
For that, you need to have lots of knowledge and good manners,
also to provide unyielding care and possess a strong mind and body.
What are you talking about?
What did you just say?
No, it's nothing.
In that case, hurry up and get in line.
Okay.
You shouldn't provoke Mikan-sensei.
You should have told me earlier.
So today's lesson will be titled: "Swimming Pool Emergency - Prologue".
Everyone, jump directly into the pool like this.
W-What's the meaning of this?
What does swimming with clothes on have to do with what you just said?
For instance, your precious master has fallen off the cruiser.
If there's no time for you to take off your clothes, you'll have to jump in with them on.
Otherwise you will regret it.
No, something like that doesn't happen normally.
Unusual things happen.
That's the upper-class society.
It's happening now.
No way!
That's so funny.
I'm bored...
Eh? Did you say something?
The aroma of this earl grey is amazing, right?
And then, that man started crying and clinging onto the woman...
Seriously, that guy. Making a fool out of me for two consecutive days.
You don't have to be so angry...
If I admit defeat like that, it'll disgrace the reputation of the Flameheart family.
I must make that rude fellow give in, no matter what.
Can I sit here?
Good day to you, Saikyo-san.
Please take a seat.
Thank you very much.
I have something I wish to discuss with you.
Oh, that's unusual.
Akiharu-kun seemed to have offended you with his rudeness earlier on.
As his friend, I apologise for him.
Apologise?
It's because he still didn't get used to life here.
He's actually not a bad person, you know.
Who could have guessed?
Also, I don't expect you to understand him straight away, that's why...
Why you...
Are you all right?
Get a grip!
Look over there and cheer up.
How's that? Feeling better now?
I'm not that-
Hello, Akiharu-kun.
I only came here because Saikyo-san invited me over.
You're really pathetic.
Did you come over just to say that?
A lady like you has nothing better to do.
You're so stubborn that it's funny.
You're looking more like a commoner.
Say whatever you want, but you better not come any closer.
What did you say! Are you giving me orders again?!
It's for your own good.
Stop holding that drill head of yours so high.
Listen to what others have to say.
You're humiliating my hair again!
Seriously, if you get any closer...
What? Is there something?
I was so close to seeing it...
Todoroki-san, sexual harassment is definitely a crime.
You have humiliated me yet again.
You're incorrigible!
I warned you, didn't I?
Isn't it your fault for not listening?
Shut up!
You humiliate me over and over again... I'll never forgive you.
Stay calm, everyone!
Fighting is ugly. It will only lower your status.
In order to sooth your angry heart, you have to admire beautiful objects.
That's right. Please admire me, Kazamatsuri Toichiro!
Even the beautiful goddess is envious.
Even if it's within the endless universe, my status will remain unchanged.
Please admire my beautiful pose!
What the hell was that?
He calls himself Kazamatsuri Toichiro, but his real name is Daikiji.
He's the upper-ed boy I told you about.
That's him? The world must be coming to an end.
What an eyesore.
What's wrong?
Nothing.
Hey, that guy didn't resurface. Is he all right?
Uh... Forget about him.
How can I do that! What a drag...
Time's up.
Now, let's move on to the next part.
What's happening!?
A situation where a guerilla is in pursuit.
You have to swim across while moving fast inside the water with clothes on.
Something like that will never happen in this lifetime.
Oh dear...
Hey, nothing will happen right?
Dammit! How can I lose.
No!
It's you again.
Save me!
Calm down.
I can't. I'm drowning.
I'm going to drown, too!
That's bad.
Are you all right?
Y-Yes...
What are you doing?
Hold on!
Oh, we're sav-
Infirmary
You're awake?
Does it hurt anywhere?
No, how about Shikikagami?
It was really hard to console her. It was terrible.
You should visit her later on.
Ah.
You personally waited for me to wake up.
You must be up to something.
You could say that.
You haven't changed, have you? Akiharu.
You too.
Besides your surname, everything else is still the same.
Your mother remarried?
Yeah, immediately after my transfer.
So now, I'm the only daughter of the famous entrepreneur, Saikyo.
That's why you entered the upper-ed.
What about you?
You must be here because of that dream, right?
It might not be unrelated,
but I have nowhere to go besides here.
Eh? What do you mean?
My dad passed away ages ago.
I came here mainly because the school fees are exempt.
Then how did you get by before coming here?
A relative adopted me, but I didn't want to impose on them too much.
I see.
I see, very well. Okay.
I'm going to help you in various areas.
Of course, they must be things that I can do.
Eh, hello, what does that mean?
Like I said, I'll help you get used to life here,
and help you graduate.
Honestly, I'm so generous.
What are you trying to pull off?
I was just passing by.
I-I didn't eavesdrop or anything.
And that commoner over there!
What's the matter, upper-ed lady?
It didn't take a lot for you to drown. You're really useless.
So how are you?
Do you feel nauseous or have a headache?
No, nothing serious.
Really?
Yeah.
I don't really care, but sometimes you can damage your brain and internal organs when you drown.
Even though it doesn't concern me.
Hey, Saikyo-san. What's so funny?
It's nothing, excuse me, but...
Looks like it won't be so boring after all.
Yes, No mo nani mo nai deshou
Yes, No も何もないでしょう？
There are no such words as "Yes" and "No",
feidoin shiteru sonzai
フェイドインしてる存在
the gradually strengthening existence.
doko de watashi michi o machigaeta
どこでわたし 道を間違えた？
Where did I take the wrong route?
hanpatsu shiau fukyouwaon
反発しあう不協和音
I chase away the unhappiness caused by quarrels.
mimi o fusagu te wa honki janai no
耳をふさぐ手は ホンキじゃないの
I covered my ears, but it doesn't mean I don't want to hear anything.
dakedo mada kizukanai
だけどまだ気づかない
Yet you still didn't realise it.
anata ga iu onna no kotte
あなたが言う女の子って
The girl that you mentioned,
miryokuteki janai yo
魅力的じゃないよ
doesn't have any charm.
watashi ni kitai shinaide
わたしに期待しないで
Don't expect anything from me.
My starry starry boy.
pinto hazureteru
ピントはずれてる
It has completely vanished.
nariyuki ni shinaide
成り行きにしないで
Don't let nature take its course.
katte ni koi wa hajimaranai
勝手に恋ははじまらない
Love doesn't come from thin air.
I'm Osawa Mimina, nineteen years old.
I'm not a lolicon!
She's nineteen years old! Older than me! A senior!
I'm not lying, okay?
I'm really nineteen years old.
So it's completely legal! Definitely okay! No problem!
So... So it's all right for me to do anything.
Things like this and things like that.
Even though she doesn't look nineteen, no matter how I see it.
I'll do my best.
What kind of setting is this...
Please watch me.