What's so good about that damn insect?
Is it his face or his personality?
I'm not interested in his personality.
Of course, I don't even care about his face.
Then why is someone like you...
It's his hips.
What?
Didn't you hear me?
I said his "shiri", or "hips" in English!
His hips!
I heard you, but I'm having a hard time understanding what's going on.
That is your problem, Seraphim.
Problem?
Once, the German philosopher Hegel said this when he looked at Napoleon on horseback:
"Look, there goes the world spirit!"
What...?
Common sense, moral, and honour...
What do these even mean?
My whole being is in love with my damn darling, Aikawa Ayumu's hips.
Yes. This is what you'd call "hip love!"
Pun on "shiri ai" 尻 = buttocks/bottom/hip 愛 = love
Hip Love
mitsumeatta toki ga tomatta
見つめ合った 時間が止まった
As I look at my surroundings, time has stopped.
monogatari wa tsuki yoru ni hajimatta
モノガタリは 月夜に始まった
The story began a long time ago.
rokusareru shiin
ロックさあれる Scene
Everything since then has been recorded.
daijoubu kimi wa wari to shinpuru
解除キーはわれとシンプル
It's fine! It is quite SIMPLE.
osorenaide shoudou ni makasete
恐れないで 衝動に魔カセテ
Don't be frightened. Just leave it to your instincts.
kotae wa soko ni aru yo It's true
答えはそこにあるよ It's true
The answer is always there. It's true.
gikochinai suttepu de
ぎこちないステップで
Dance a rondo with you
kimi to odoru rondo
キミと踊るロンド
in some clumsy steps.
tsumazuita furi wo shite
つまづいた振りをして
Even though we may trip, we'll still be strong,
iki mo kasanaru shunkan
息も重なる瞬間
and concentrate all our spirit into this single moment.
fuke yo arashi narihibike inazuma
吹けよ嵐 鳴りひびけ稲妻
In this storm with thunder and lightning,
afureru no pashonaato
あふれるの Passionato
this passion is overflowing
tenshi ga kanaderu michi no merodi
天使が奏でる未知のメロディ
with the unknown MELODY that the angels are playing.
gensou no josou ni senkou ga hotobashiru yo na mo naki mirai wa
幻想の序奏に閃光がほとばしるよ 名も無き未来は
In the musical introduction of fantasy, star light overflows into the nameless future.
bokutachi de kirihiraita kono sora wo
僕たちで切り拓いた この空を
Beneath the sky that we have opened together,
zensoku de ima kakenukete
全速で 今駆け抜けて
in this very moment, we will run towards it with all our strength.
Due to the magical chainsaw Misletainn being broken,
the peaceful days of the zombie student Aikawa Ayumu are falling apart.
Gaia's tests are bringing him to a new stage.
「 Yo! That's You! Affection! 」
I want my peaceful life back as soon as possible...
The miso soup is ready.
It's completely broken.
How long will it take to fix, Haruna?
Things like this take time.
After all, Mistletainn is a super high class magical chainsaw, you know.
What is that...?
It's common sense in Virie!
Don't you get it, Bayumu?
Let's eat!
Anyway, I'm fed up with standing out so much.
Isn't it okay to be popular?
Ayumu's download statistics are the highest.
These are the selfish internal thoughts of the weakhearted protagonist, Aikawa Ayumu 。(CV ♥ Koyama Kimiko)
Everyone, don't take your eyes off Onii-chan, okay?
What part of me are you aiming at...?
Wouldn't that be personal information?
Seriously?!
Upload, Upload.
You know, I want everyone all over the world to know about you, Onii-chan.
These are the selfish internal thoughts of the weakhearted protagonist, Aikawa Ayumu 。(CV ♥ Koyama Kimiko)
So I tried sharing your this and that online.
I see, I see!
Or not!
Stop putting my personal information on the Internet!
What's the matter, Sera?
What have you been looking at?
Please don't talk to me, you damn insect.
Yeah, yeah. Whatever you say.
In any case, don't think you can talk down to me like that forever.
Hello, is this Dai-sensei?
Ah... Good morning.
Is it okay for us to talk on the phone right now?
Yes. Go on.
It's about repairing Mistletainn.
Oh. If it's about that,
your application is currently in position 1,241, I think...
1,241?!
Indeed. It hasn't even passed one-third of its processing.
What kind of bureaucratic office is this?!
It's common sense in Virie.
You just said what Haruna did.
Please be patient and wait for a while!
Guess I have no choice.
It's time for this genius Masou-Shoujo to rise!
What?
Mistletainn is broken at the moment.
Most people wouldn't know about this!
But before that, seconds!
I don't get it...
I'll be off...
Why don't we remove that cute cover of yours first?
Stop! Don't do it!
What are you doing?
Can't you tell just by looking?
We're repairing Mistletainn.
We can see your cute contents.
S-Stop it!
If you resist, you will get hurt.
Don't look!
These are the selfish internal thoughts of the weakhearted protagonist, Aikawa Ayumu 。(CV ♥ Koyama Kimiko)
Don't worry, it'll only hurt at first.
At first, huh...?
Here? Or is it over here?
See? I can see your precious parts now.
There... there... there... How about here?
Come on... Should I do it here next?
Guess I'll make something good for dinner.
Aikawa
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I'm home!
Oh, I'm back.
Well then, let's start with the operation.
10mm drill.
That's right. The beak here will start spinning,
opening a hole in the tough metal, and...
That's not it!
I said drill, not duck!
That's right. Did you go pee-pee?
Pushing it all out...
Who would want to be a doctor?!
I'll prepare dinner soon.
That's a Galil!
I don't want an Israeli assault rifle!
Hey Haruna, dinner's ready.
I'll eat later.
My hands are full right now.
Got it.
I'll make you some rice balls, so eat up when you can.
Heavy!!
point
Powerful
Pals
Not Pals
Balance Attained
This is reinforced
This is deteriorating
Detour
From here it is born
The back and bottom are inversely proportional
I thought P . was greater than P
Power Increasing!!
Group
In other words, the Shield Blanket's Masou circuit overloaded.
The magic that leaked from it interfered with the environment's long axis inductors.
That means, if I do this and put this here...
Oh, I see, I see!
So that's why it's like that.
As expected from the genius baron, Haruna-chan.
Adjust the gravity release controls of the super causality engine...
Fluctuate the strength of the Fessenden Fields and estimate the magic output...
Working so hard...
Such a nice view of the moon.
Has Mistletainn been repaired yet?
Sera?
With this, the annoying ruckus will be over.
That's what I hope.
Once I make everyone forget about me being a Masou-Shoujo, everything will be solved.
In that case, do it quickly.
Guess I have no choice.
Nomobuyo Oshi Hashitawa, Dokeda Gunmicha De Ribura!
Just for today, that outfit seems kind of nostalgic.
I have Haruna to thank for this, you know?
All right then, let everyone's memories...
Emashiteresuwa Moka Monina Momeyu Moia!
You damn perverted insect!
I told you to wait until the magic recovered before using it...
Forgive me...
I want you to say it yourself.
It's impossible.
The way things are going now, you'll fail as a vampire-ninja.
fu fu fu fu
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Mistletainn!
If it's like this, even I have to give up.
Honestly... I'm totally done for.
Is there something troubling you, Aikawa-san?
Orito?
Aikawa-san. Can I...
No. Can you let me have more time?
Time?
I understand what you're thinking, Aikawa-san.
Until now, I knew nothing about you.
For me, your existence is like a distant mountain range, unreachable.
It's just...
It's just that...
Even though I understand the situation, my feelings just won't accept it!
What are you talking about, Orito?
Orito is currently trying to face reality.
Anderson-kun!
All humans have a predefined idea.
Since Orito's has been broken, he's now fighting the new world.
What?
Orito is fighting within himself to accept the new Ayumu.
This is the rebirth of his soul, or one could say, "reverse".
Just like an ugly caterpillar turning into a beautiful butterfly,
he's trying to be reborn.
Listen! This is coming from the bottom of my soul!
I'll definitely show you that I can accept the new Aikawa Ayumu!
I'll say it again!
Is this another one of your ordeals, Gaia?
I'll definitely show you that I can accept the new Aikawa Ayumu!
My beloved everyday life is breaking down.
Just what should I do now?
O-One drink, just another drink...
I just want to live peacefully in silence.
I didn't want to be in the spotlight.
This Megalo is really good!
For example, when you drink beer, you say "cheers".
But I want to drink some flower wine.
In the end, plum wine tastes the best.
I'm sure there are days like that.
At times like these, you want to drink beer with a friend.
And because the glass is so small, you couldn't refuse!
If this continues, all I'll be able to drink is beer, not wine.
In the end, I did this to myself.
Wouldn't this be violence from friendliness?
Right...
Listen up! When you want to drink wine, you need the courage to refuse beer.
Courage?!
The thing I'm lacking is courage!
Thank you, Fairy-san!
I'll try my best not to lose to Orito.
Cheers!
Geez! Just when I thought it was completely fixed.
Mistletainn
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It hurts...
What the hell is happening?!
Is that the Curse Dance?!
It hurts! Stop it, Yukinori!
What? You weren't practising the Curse Dance?
Of course not, Master!
Actually, Sarasvati is going to do a live show.
So, I was asked to be the background dancer, but...
One, two, three, four.
Turn right there.
And turn.
Next up, a twirl.
Twirl... and turn!
Turn!
How's that, Sarasvati?
Is that even supposed to be dancing, Maelstrom?
I'm totally useless.
No, that's not true, Yukinori.
There's no doubt about it.
It was the dance created by demon worshipers, the Curse Dance.
I don't want to do a dance like that at all!
Then give up.
No way! I want to stand out on stage at least once, just like Sarasvati.
Those who want to die, come forth!
Vampire-ninjas are supposed to live in the shadows.
Why don't you do it?
I'm suffering because I can't do it, right?!
All right! I got it!
Guess it can't be helped!
I'll make you the greatest background dancer there is!
W-What's happening?
More! Move some more, Yukinori!
Isn't that a cursing dance?!
It hurts! Stop it, you two!
Aikawa!
What now,Bayumu?
We were almost at the good part.
That's not good at all!
Take a look at what you've done!
Whoa! Amazing!
When two people do the Curse Dance, its power increases greatly!
"Curse"?
What did you two start here?
Dancing practice.
A cursing one?
Not at all!
Sarasvati is going to do a live show.
So...
Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
Look at my heart!
Listen to my beat!
Not to mention I'm human.
Friendship is invincible and about inner feelings.
My friends are usually bad people.
Oh yeah!
Wow!
That's amazing, Aikawa!
Got it?
This is what a dance should be like.
We don't have a choice.
We wanted to know how to dance properly, too!
I heard your conversation.
Sarasvati!
When did you...
I followed my damned darling here from school.
Listen up, Maelstrom.
I'll give you a day to become a wonderful background dancer.
If you can't do that, I'll have you leave the village!
Leave the village?!
That's too harsh!
Even if it's harsh, if she cannot live up to her vows, she'll have to obey my rule.
Do your best, Yukinori!
Got it, Master!
Fainting in agony.
S-So, is that why they decided to train?
Y-Yeah...
However, if things go on like this, there will be fatalities.
I definitely want to avoid that.
I'll have to do something tonight.
We'll be lonely if Tomonori has to leave the village.
That's sexual harassment.
Sexual harassment indeed, you damn insect.
Elaborate.
These are the selfish internal thoughts of the weakhearted protagonist, Aikawa Ayumu 。(CV ♥ Koyama Kimiko)
You can only do perverted things to me, Onii-chan.
Got it, Yukinori.
I'll make you the greatest background dancer there is!
Yes, Master!
I'll definitely become the star of the live show!
Come on! Not there yet.
More, you fool!
Are you feeling it?!
Yes I am!
You've got to be kidding me.
They practised the whole time, but they haven't improved at all.
Extreme talent.
Hoshigawa
Kirara
Whoever wants to die,
come forth ! !
Guess I have no choice!
I'll do something about it before the real thing!
One, two!
Break there!
Wrong.
Don't lose balance.
Once more!
One, two!
Kick, Kick. Show and turn!
Release yourself, Tomonori!
Your body remembers the choreography already.
All that's left is for your feelings to shine!
Don't give up, and reach for the light!
You've changed, Aikawa.
Orito?
I've been revived from the inner depths of hell.
Hell?
Yes, from the hell of yesterday's confusion called puberty.
I finally understand...
I'm not the one who needs you.
You're the one who needs me!
The new me, that is!
Wipe away your sweat, new Aikawa.
O-Okay...
I'm looking forward to the live show.
What's with him?
Who knows...
Are you ready?!
Those of you who want to die, come forth!
The shadow of the moon awakes the battle
Kirara, I love you!
I start running after the digital sounds
There's no need to reform
I'm here with you.
We don't have a loser's spirit in the night
I've done what I could.
All that's left is for you to believe in yourself and have fun!
Let me understand the change within you
Understood!
Let's go, Yukinori!
Yes, Master!
Allow me to enchant you with the real meaning of strength
The frozen sword and the leaf that dances in the breeze
Good luck.
The hot sparks have burst out into the open.
Both of the flowers have bloomed in the shadows
Beautiful Venus.
They're doing it wrong right from the start!
Oh no.
I have to stop them!
Not like that!
It's like this, you guys!
W-What's happening?
My body suddenly...
W-Wai- Haruna, Tomonori!
I'm being controlled by the Curse Dance!
I can't breathe...
Awesome, Bayumu!
The curse's power became ten thousand times as strong!
The Super Curse Dance is a success!
Stop it!
Celebration dance complete.
My butt love...
Acquaintance?
Yes. Your acquaintance, Kyouko-san.
The one who used you, the King of the Night.
King of the Night?
Won't you tell me more about him?
I don't know anything.
Call me when you remember something.
Seems you'll meet me once again, Aikawa Ayumu-san.
ugokenai furerareru
動けない 触れられる
I can't move, and am about to be touched.
kyori ni haato shimete tsukerarete
距離に ハァト締めてつけられて
My heart is captured despite a certain distance between us.
me no mae no oshaberi mo tooku
目の前のオシャベリも遠く
Before my eyes, everything including the far away chatty one,
masani subete furiizu
正に全てフリーズ
has all frozen up.
jirettai mori no nemureru otome ni
じれったい森の 眠れる乙女に
A brothel of sleeping maidens,
tsubomi hiraku hodo amaku setsunai mitsu no ame wo
蕾開くほど甘く切ない蜜の雨を
their flower buds are blooming like a burst of raining secrets.
sekai ga netamu hodo ubuna ururubiimu
世界が妬むほど 初なウルル光線
The whole world is jealous of this inexperienced wet beam.
doushite furimukanai no nande
どうして？ 振り向かないの 何で？
Why won't he turn this way? Why?
sasayakitai koi no jama suru kono kamen
囁きたい恋の 邪魔するこの仮面
I want to whisper my love to you, but this mask is in the way.
nugisute gyutto shitai
脱ぎ捨て ギュッとしたい
I want to throw it away and hug you tight.
demo dekinai koi no biginaa nan desu
でも、出来ない 恋のビギナーなんです
But I can't. I am a beginner to love.
koi no biginaa nan desu
恋のビギナーなんです
I am a beginner to love.
Imaginary Eu A here!
B here!
And C here!
(CV: Minami Omi)
(CV: Inoue Kikuko)
(CV: Koyama Kimiko)
The three of us are Imaginary Eu A, B, C!
Long time no see, you two!
Yeah, yeah!
It's been a while since the three of us got together, right?
Right? Is everyone doing fine?
Yes we are!
I've done a lot of things like this and that with Ayumu-oniichan.
Onii-chan always thinks about naughty things.
I can no longer get married!
That's not a problem, I'll just get married to Onii-chan!
Next Time No, Come Home Master
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Next Time No, Come Home Master
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I see!
That means everyone is Onii-chan's wife, right?
I don't think so.