Geez, give me a break.
I can't drink any more of that virility drink.
It's only 6 AM.
Yes, this is Mikadono.
Good morning, Onii-sama!
It's already morning.
Please get up.
You!
It seems you've only just realised it.
I'm your little sister!
Do you remember that time when you met me at Kumagorou's funeral service?
As I thought, you were the one who said you were my little sister back then.
Yep.
I'm always thinking about you, Onii-sama.
So much that I'm giving you this morning wake-up call.
It's still 6 AM.
It's healthy to go to bed early and wake up early.
Didn't the school principal say that before in a pep talk?
How would you know something like that?
Naturally, because I go to the same school as you do.
I'm worried about you, Onii-sama.
How many days have you been late because you've stayed up too late?
Living by yourself because you want to be able to buy as much porn as you like...
Coping with that every night is bad for your body.
I was doing homework!
You even know about my private life?
It's okay to be vigorous, but I'm worried that when the time comes for us to get married, you'll have dead wood.
What kind of a worry is that?
In the first place, I'm not going to marry you.
That's not possible, Onii-sama.
You're definitely destined to marry me.
Well then Onii-sama, have a good day.
Hey, wait!
itta desho nukegake kinshi nandakedo
言ったでしょ 抜けがけ禁止なんだけど
I told you, right? Jumping the gun is not allowed
itta yo ne? suki damon osaerannai
言ったよね? 好きだもん、おさえらんないっ
I said so, right? I love you and can't hold back anymore
ima sugu ni yuukou jouyaku hakishite
今すぐに 友好条約破棄して
Let's break our friendship treaty right away.
Love me! Love me! motto! watashi dake!
Love me! Love me! もっと！わたしだけ！
Love me! Love only me more!
kono koi ni kagirinaku unmei o kanjichatta
この恋に 限りなく ウンメイを 感じちゃった
I can feel an endless destiny in our love,
nanoni nande yajirushi ga
なのになんで 矢印が
but even so, why is where the arrow pointing
1 2 3 4 uso
1 2 3 4 嘘
1 2 3 4, a lie?
arienai
アリエナイ
It's unbelievable
(arienai)
アリエナイ
(Unbelievable)
watashi yori kawaii ko utsusanai de
わたしより 可愛いコ 映さないで
Don't look at any girls cuter than me
dame datte! hitomi o gaado gaado
ダメだって! 瞳を ガード ガード
You can't! Cover your eyes.
hibanachitte gomennasai
火花散って ごめんなさい
We're letting off sparks. I'm sorry
Choose me! My daarin
Choose me! My ダーリン
Choose me! My darling!
wakaru yo saisho kara minna hiroin shibou
わかるよ最初から みんなヒロイン志望
I know that everyone aimed to be the heroine from the start
saikou no saiai no tatta hitori ni naritainda
最高の 最愛の たったひとりになりたいんだ
I want to be the one person who you'll love the most in the end
yasashii dake ja komaru
優しいだけじゃ 困る
I'd be troubled if you'll only be gentle
gyutto ubatte hoshii
ぎゅっと 奪ってほしい
I want you to hug me tight and steal me away
jijou toka nuki ni shite
事情とか ぬきにして
Let's not worry about all the circumstances
shoujiki ni koishite
正直に 恋して
and love each other honestly
kizutsuitatte ii
傷ついたっていい
It's fine even if you hurt my feelings
anata ni kimetanda
あなたに 決めたんだ
I have already decided on you
(yakusoku)
（約束）
(Promise)
yuujou datte taisetsu
友情だって大切
Even though friendships are important,
sore nano ni
それなのに
even so,
hijou jitai ja shouganai
非常事態じゃ しょうがない
it's an emergency, so it can't be helped
dare ga raibaru? watashi o erande
誰がライバル? わたしを 選んで
Who is my rival? Choose me.
Episode 05
Can't my little sister let me sleep?
Since I got woken up so early, I'm still sleepy.
Konoe?
Why are you here?
Good morning.
Since I woke up a little earlier than usual,
I thought maybe I should go to school with you.
Woke up early...
What's wrong, Shougo-san?
You seem a little dazed.
Ah, no...
It's nothing.
Also, you were up late, weren't you?
Coping with that every night is bad for your body.
N-No.
It's not like I cope with that every night.
Eh?
Cope with?
It's nothing.
Really.
It's nothing.
You seem strange, Shougo-san.
Your eyes seem bloodshot.
Did you not get enough sleep?
I'll be awake by the time we get to school.
If you go to class with that sleepy face, the teacher will be angry with you.
As the class rep, I can't overlook that.
How was that?
Are you awake now?
W-What are you doing all of a sudden?
Watching the academy students' daily life is also part of the class rep's job.
My new car is a...
What kind of a class rep is that?
But, if I were to marry Konoe...
It would be like that every morning.
No, even better than that.
Congratulations!
Mikadono-senpai, congratulations!
Konoe-chan, congratulations!
Konoe, is it okay?
Konoe, I love you.
I will never let you go.
Me neither.
Because I'm Shougo-san's...
...little sister!
What?
You got another phone call from your little sister?
Yeah.
So, is it Tsuruma-kun again?
I thought so for a moment, but I don't think that's right.
But, it shouldn't be possible to reproduce that voice without the voice changer in Tsuruma-kun's cell phone.
Looking at it this way, the new little sister's identity must be her.
Don't you think that's a little strange?
Strange?
If she did it like this, then it would certainly be suspicious.
Don't you think it's strange to do something like that?
It could be a trick to fool you into thinking she isn't suspicious.
But let's assume there's a third party for now.
How would they be able to replicate that little sister voice?
Konoe's cell phone was a prototype model that was recalled before it went on sale, right?
That's it!
If one of the prototypes of the phone was leaked...
There's no telling how many people could have one.
It came to mind that if one such person used the cell phone's voice changer,
they could take on the role of the unknown little sister.
Speaking of which, after the last time there was an uproar over your little sister...
...you explained the situation to those who were involved, right?
Yeah.
The people involved being everyone who helped search for Konoe.
Wait!
That means,
the little sister could actually be one of those who were there, right?
It would seem so.
No way...
Well, it's not like that's already been decided.
There's also the possibility that somebody overheard that conversation from outside the room.
Ah!
So this is where you were!
I was looking for you, Mikadono-senpai.
I've been waiting for you, Mikadono Shougo.
Um, what business does the head of the newspaper club have with me?
This meeting must have been arranged by the hands of fate.
It seems like you've appeared before me at last.
I'm sorry.
The club president, Araya-san,
is in the middle of acting out a second character.
The only son of the former president of the Mikadono Group is getting an extraordinary amount of admiration within this school.
She's only in her second year, but the club president is already delusional.
Sorry, but could you please go along with it for a little bit?
Therefore we, the "Miryuuin Times", are here to report the truth!
We must persevere to respond to the curiosity of the general public!
Y-Yeah.
The interview is about "The number one boy I want to be my Onii-chan, Mikadono Shougo"!
Um... can I go back now?
Hello?
Good morning, Onii-sama.
You're sleeping in late again today.
I couldn't sleep because I was thinking about your identity.
Oh my!
You couldn't sleep last night because you were trying to imagine me doing unladylike things?
Onii-sama is a pervert!
Damn it... waking me up every single morning.
Ah!
Geez, don't surprise me!
Why are you...?
Why?
Isn't it obvious I came to get you, Shougo?
There's something strange about you.
You always seem to be in a daze.
Yeah.
Well, I haven't been getting enough sleep lately.
Ah! I get it!
You're doing perverted things until late at night, aren't you?
You perverted, lecherous, child-making practice demon!
That's not it!
More importantly, are you sure it's okay, Miyabi?
Don't you have swimming club practice in the morning?
Today is not a morning practice day.
Swimming is after school.
See?
I'm wearing a swimsuit, right?
What's with that? Don't surprise me like that.
It looks like you woke up a little bit from that, just now.
I'm awake, so you can cover it now.
Ah! Sorry!
Geez, Shougo.
In a place like this...
You're so bold!
Idiot!
What are you saying-
Somehow I made it through the morning, but if it stays like this...
Infirmary
Should I sleep in the infirmary during lunch break?
Infirmary
Mikadono?
Sagara-senpai.
What's wrong?
Are you feeling sick?
It's not that, but I haven't been getting enough sleep.
So you were going to sleep in the infirmary?
But if you're going to take an afternoon nap, there's a better place.
I was going to take a nap after this.
Do you want to come, Mikadono?
If there's a place I can sleep, it would be helpful,
but is it really okay if I come?
I'll give you special permission to do so.
However, after that you definitely have to come to my café.
It's a promise, Onii-chan!
Yeah.
Material Storage Room
So, this is your hiding place?
Nobody else knows about this place.
It's a secret between the two of us.
What exactly is this place?
Originally, it was used to store equipment and research materials.
There are also some exciting naughty magazines in here.
What's that?
Hey.
Don't just stand around.
Have a seat, Mikadono.
Eh?
You came for an afternoon nap, right?
Um... You want me to sleep here, with you?
Of course.
If you sleep on the floor, your body will hurt.
But there's not a lot of space...
That doesn't bother me.
What is it?
Are you being reserved because I'm your senior?
It's not that.
Don't worry, just because I'm your senior.
I was born in March.
So there isn't that much of a gap between our ages...
Really?
I was born in April.
So there's only a difference of about a month?
Because of my birthday, I got moved up a year.
Due to that mistake, I was put in the wrong class.
Kuwabara, kuwabara.
Why kuwabara?
Shut up, Mikadono.
You should hurry up and go to sleep, too.
I can't sleep.
There's no way I could sleep in this situation.
Wow...
It's really messy here.
But somehow, I have a feeling it's very like Sagara-senpai.
Are these the "exciting naughty magazines"?
If I just have a peep...
No.
It's bad to look at people's things without their permission.
It's not something a future company president should do.
But a manager needs to be curious about things that they don't know about.
No, no.
But...
No...
So the swimming club practises on Sundays, too...
She's taking her time...
Sorry for making you wait!
You took your time, Miyabi...
It can't be helped, right?
I couldn't get a good time...
Anyway, let's go!
H-Hey!
But why did you suggest that we go there together?
It's fine, isn't it?
Or is it that you don't want to go with me?
That's not the point.
It should be around here somewhere...
Hey!
Lyrical Sisters...
Are you sure you're okay with this?
Hey, Miyabi-
Welcome home, Onii-chan!
Welcome home, Onee-chan!
O-Onii-chan...
Hey, hey, Shougo, did you hear that?
I'm a big sister!
Yep, it seems like it.
A big sister... I'm a big sister!
I'm Kurumi, a cheeky and slightly precocious little sister.
Pleased to meet you!
P-Pleased to meet you.
Um...
What do they have on the menu?
A tsundere little sister's tsun tsun omelette rice...
A spoilt little sister's sugary sweet sweet omelette rice?
Onii-chan, Onee-chan, what are your orders?
I'd like a chocolate parfait.
I'd like this "love omelette rice".
Eh?
Which one?
I don't understand which one you mean by that!
Well, it's this "with utmost love omelette rice"...
Geez, Onii-chan!
It's no good if you don't say the proper name from the menu!
"The omelette rice which a clumsy little sister has made with utmost love!"
O-ni-i-cha-
Ah!
There's no more space to write!
It says "Onii-cha!"
As long as you can eat it, it's fine!
What's wrong, Onii-chan?
What the hell...
This is extremely salty...
Eh?!
Don't tell me... Perhaps...
Maybe I put in the wrong amount of salt again?!
Maybe...?
Oh, Mikadono!
So you finally came to my café.
I did promise, right?
How is it?
Has the moe killed you yet?
The moe hasn't killed me...
What?!
To be unsatisfied with my café,
which has been called a treasure chest of moe!
As expected of Mikadono...
What a formidable guy.
I'm going to carry on doing my best for you, Onii-chan!
By the way, Senpai,
what's up with the way the waitresses in this café are dressed?
In this café, they aren't waitresses, but sisters!
Today's the "Immature little sister wife day".
Having an immature little sister wife is today's taboo theme.
A little sister as a wife...
Hello.
Good morning, Onii-sama!
Material Storage Room
Who is it?
It's Mikadono.
May I have a nap in there again?
Sure.
Come in!
Onii-chan, welcome back, nyan~!
Hey, wait, wait!
Geez, I came here for a nap, but now my eyes are wide open.
Sorry, sorry!
I wanted to give the prototype ”cat's meow tail" a try.
Right.
Um, Senpai, may I ask you something?
Sure, ask whatever you want.
Why are you running that café, Senpai?
I was an abandoned child.
Eh?
I was found when I was around one or two years old.
Even my name was given to me by the social services.
So, about you being born in March...
I had many birthdays in that place.
I've been good at mathematics ever since I was young.
I could even solve university level questions easily.
My father, who was a university professor,
took custody of me and raised me, in order to expand on that ability.
I've always thought you were amazing in a sense,
but you really are an amazing person.
What do you mean by that?
Eh? I was complimenting you, of course.
My father went to the University of Massachusetts to become a lecturer.
The person who took care of me then was my mother,
who managed the coffee shop at that time.
But after my mother fell sick and died, the shop was sold.
I moved to Massachusetts, where my father was.
But then, about two years ago, I made some money from papers I published under my father's guidance.
And so I bought back my mother's shop.
After all, there are memories of me and my mother in that shop.
But it must have cost a lot of money to buy back the shop.
What on earth was your paper about?
Ah... If you're interested, then I'll show you the journal that published the paper.
I'm sure it was around here somewhere...
Oops...
Are you all right?
Yep.
I'll give you a hand.
As I thought, if I don't organise things a bit, it could be bad.
Is something wrong?
Sagara-senpai has the same mobile phone as Tsuruma-kun?
Yes.
So that means the real identity of the little sister this time is Sagara-sen-
No, it's weird for a senior to be your little sister...
Actually, Sagara-senpai might not be older than I am.
Eh?
I didn't believe it myself earlier either,
but she was an abandoned child.
What's more, she was found when she was around one or two years old.
Her date of birth isn't clear.
So that means there's a possibility that she's actually a year older or younger.
That's right.
And if she's actually younger...
Who's there?!
I'm a member of the newspaper club.
Oh, it's you again.
No matter how many times you ask, I'm not doing an intervie-
That's not why I'm here!
I'm doing some research today.
Research?
You and Sagara-senpai are good friends, right?
Eh?
I guess.
Well, about Sagara-senpai closing the café and going back to America...
Do you know anything about it?
What?!
Actually, it's a rumour that some students working in Lyrical Sisters heard...
Is this rumour true?
Well, that's what I wanted to ask you...
hashiridashita koi wa eden wo sagashiteru
走りだした恋は エデンを探してる
The love that ran away is searching for Eden
anata kara no inryoku tomadoi nagara watashi wakatteta yo
あなたからの引力 戸惑いながら わたし わかってたよ
Despite losing my bearings, I understood the weight I felt from you
futari wa kajitsu ni furetanda
ふたりは果実にふれたんだ
We felt it on that summer day
setsunai uso ga deai wo semeru no?
切ないウソが 出会いを責めるの?
Do you regret our meeting because of these painful lies?
kizutsuku dake janai to itte?
傷つくだけじゃないと言って?
Are you saying it was only painful?
yasashii sono te de saratte kureru ashita wa
やさしいその手でさらってくれる明日は
Sweep away the coming tomorrow with those gentle hands
zutto kako kara no yakusoku
ずっと過去からの約束
A promise forever from bygone days
kitto musubareru datte shinjiteru
きっと結ばれる だって信じてる
We will certainly be together, because I still believe in you
tokimeku kokoro wa mou tomaranai no
ときめくココロはもうとまらないの
My pounding heart won't stop now
yatto hajimaru ne sonna itoshisa de
やっとじまるね そんな愛しさで
It has finally begun, that lovely thing
mabushii sekai e to mayowazu ni Heavenly Lover
眩しい世界へと 迷わずに Heavenly Lover
To a dazzling world of bewilderment with my heavenly lover
Episode 06
Cat-eared Maid Little Sisters
Please love us
At last, the time for me to do the preview has come!
The secret power of the king of the black cats has materialised from the underworld.
All of the girls in the school now have cat ears and tails!
Before long the scent of silver vine will spread and they'll freely groom each other!
All of the world can just roll around and meow all day!
Next time, episode 6: Cat-eared maid little sisters.
Not yet!
It's still too early!
I'll keep my cat ears suppressed!
Wait, it's not about that at all!
I'm sorry my delusions are such a bother!