The wife's name is Eris.
The husband's name is Kakazu Kio.
Two normal people who fell in love normally and had a normal marriage.
However, the one abnormal thing is that the wife is an alien.
mitaiken nano
未体験なの
There are many new experiences,
menomae ni kotae ha iroiro arukedo
目の前に 答えは色々あるけど
yet there are varieties of answers right under our noses.
hitotsu no oozora wo nanra fun dekiru
ひとつの大空を何等分できる
How many pieces can the vast sky be split into?
tanoshii kara subete wokudasai
楽しいから全てをください
Please give your whole self to me because I enjoy being with you.
atashitteba dokusen shitai
あたしってば独占したい
I don't really like sharing my fun.
honne gakoboreruyo "Blue Sky"
本音がこぼれるよ
How I truly feel slip out under this blue sky...
もうっ
moutsu!
Jeez!
namae wo kai teokou
名前を書いておこう
I'll write out my name for you,
kie naiyouni
消えないように
so that I will never fade from your memories.
shinken ninattara?
Why won't you be serious about me?
真剣になったら
so~ yu~ no yada nante iwa senai
そゆのヤダなんて言わせない
I won't let you take no for an answer.
jun'ai souchi "Set Up Now" ugoki dase
純愛装置 動きだせ
Let's set up the cupid device and flick it on.
aseri to yume no kassouro
焦りと夢の滑走路
We're driving on a runway full of impatience and dreams,
shiitoberuto ha motto gyutto itashi te
シートベルトはもっとぎゅっと致して
so tighten your seat belt and hold on tight.
saishin souchi "Back Up Now" ugoki dasu
最新装置 動きだす
Let's back up our love and turn on a newer device.
anata no kokoro dakeha
あなたの心だけは
When it comes to your heart,
orijinaru ga hoshi kute
オリジナルが欲しくて
I only want the real one.
sakusen tate mashitayo
作戦立てましたよ
I've come up with a plan to make you mine.
I have come to swim
Se-Senpai...
Shoujo manga...?
Look at the time
Time?
Oh, no!
I'm going to be late!
Summer break has ended and students are starting their second term.
Another great day!
So, before the opening ceremony, I'd like to introduce a transfer student.
Please come in.
What in the world?
She'll be joining us as of today.
She's an alien named Eris.
Assitaroids
Eris
I don't know a lot about Earth, but it's nice to meet you all.
Eris...
Why?
It sure feels great to be on solid ground.
Isn't it nice? I feel so relaxed on Earth.
By the way, Kuune, why is Eris going to school?
That?
I allowed it because I felt sorry for terminating her mating season.
I figured.
But you know how serious she is.
She totally believes it's for research on their educational system.
She's quite gullible in that respect.
There are a lot of people, so it'll be difficult for her to be alone with Kiocchi.
Do you mean Aoi-san and Manami-san?
They're hardly the problem.
She's Antonia Lirimonie Norfedras Papanorgas Arecroteles Cnorses Morfenoss.
I'm not exactly familiar with this nation, but I hope we'll all get along.
Antonia-san...
She followed Eris all the way here?
Is it all right for a world-renowned billionaire to be in a school like this?
Wouldn't it be bad if something happened?
Look here.
U.S. Department of Justice.
This is equivalent to a bullet-proof NIJ-0108.01 Level III-type window.
She does have things covered.
She also has... guards.
This is Maya-san and Sara-san, friends of Antonia-san.
Madam, why must we speak with toast in our mouth?
It's a Japanese custom when you're transferring.
I see.
Your wisdom knows no bounds.
If I may ask, where did you hear about this custom?
I read it in a type of Japanese document called "shoujo manga."
I read that too.
What's wrong, Kio-san?
Well...
I'm just not used to this much attention.
I see.
That could be a problem.
Is this better, Eris-sama?
S-Sure.
Hey, Kio.
Are you-
It's fine!
They're from my club.
I'd heard the rumors, but you really are living a dangerous life.
Sorry, President.
So, can you still go to the camp?
Are you going somewhere?
The movie club's having a camp-out.
Say, do you want to come?
Yes, I do!
Really? Then fill out the club application.
We'll take one as well.
My Mistress will join any club that Eris-sama joins.
President, can we each have one as well?
What?! M-Manami?
Can we have
the participation form?
This is great, President!
We just got a lot of female members!
Yeah.
We didn't need to join the club.
You're fine with Eris joining it?!
She'll have more time with Kio.
Going to camp with... Kakazu-kun?
Wow! What a nice Ricerocket!
It's got great acceleration!
Do you like it?
Thank you, Mariko.
Shit.
Morning, everyone.
Good morning, Kakazu-kun.
What's wrong?
We're not taking the bus?
Well, we would if it weren't for this.
Attention all units, stand by until further notice.
We'll split into groups.
Each club member is to follow their captain's orders and get into the cars in groups of five.
Are you fine with this, Sensei?
The higher-ups said to let them do as they please.
Why am I the only one who has to deal with these people?
Isn't this good?
It's free, and we have pretty maids helping us out.
Where?
Where shall we board?
Please tell us!
Can each of you take a different car?
And... I'm quite sorry, but...
...one of you will need to go with her.
A cat... A cat.
Move out!
I'm so glad you two joined the club.
We were the only girls, so it was a bit embarrassing.
Well, this is just our job.
But you really have it tough.
Both of you are after him, right?
It's pretty obvious, so stop playing dumb.
Both of you are going after Kio-kun, right?
Wh-What are you saying?
He and I are just childhood friends.
Aoi's the one who's after him.
M-Manami!
So it is true!
D-Don't jump to conclusions!
Manami!
That's a misunderstanding! Misunderstanding, I say!
Calm down, Aoi.
But a lot of people have seen you talking with Kio-kun in the HNV.
Not to mention Kio-kun's pretty popular with the ladies.
What?
He's addicted to anime, wears glasses, is indecisive, and eats cup noodles three times a day.
In this day and age, being addicted to anime just adds to his appeal.
He's gentle, kind, clean, and he's like a diamond in the rough.
However, with an alien as a rival,
I'd feel rushed too.
A cat-eared alien for an anime addict is like giving catnip to a cat.
Though, Eris may not be the cat in this case.
Zeela, an intelligent organism on a neutron planet!
Fabulous!
This is how aliens should be!
She fell asleep.
She was truly excited about going on a trip with you and couldn't sleep last night.
She was really that excited...
Yes, it's been a while since I saw her so excited.
Sara, too.
Hey kitty, are you cold?
I'm fine
You're such a good, good kitty!
She rode far ahead of everyone else, ignoring her duty as a guard.
This is the tenth case.
A computer, a television, a cell phone, and a DVD player.
They just took all the latest machines.
I wonder if these guys are just kids.
They'd have to be in preschool to go through such a small window.
It's also weird that they only stole electronics and not a single yen.
It was the Kijimuna, I'd say!
[The Kijimuna are small, mischievous, goblin-like creatures of Okinawan folklore.]
A Kijimuna, huh?
Should I get the 15cm nails?
Oshiro Arisa
Ishimine Aiko
Let's go play!
It's beautiful!
Should we set up a tent?
We need a place to change into swimsuits.
Swimsuits?!
No one ever told me about swimsuits!
Isn't this a filming camp?
We'll practice filming, too.
But it's also a camp-out, so-
You should've told us earlier!
But you just joined without a warning, and...
Ow! Ow! Ow!
That hurts, Manami-chan!
Anyway, girls have a lot to prepare.
Damn, you're always so violent.
But what should I do?
I didn't bring a swimsuit either.
Please, don't worry.
We have it prepared over there.
If I could go into that tent right now...
...I could die happy!
Though you'd die before getting in.
Those maids would definitely open fire.
What about this one?
This one is also good!
Even this!
This is a little too...
Eris-sama, how about this one?
It's cuter than the last one.
I might as well, while we're at it.
Amazing. These are all expensive brands.
Hey, hey, can we borrow some?
You can wear the ones Eris-sama didn't like.
Really?
Thanks, Antonia-chan!
This looks good, too, but it's not stimulating enough.
You look cute, but it doesn't match your personality.
I think this might be halfway decent.
I don't think I can wear these out there.
Don't worry! Compared to what you wore last time, this is fine.
No way! No way! No way!
We're done!
Kio-san!
What do you think of this swimsuit?
You look pretty.
What are you blushing about?
What did I tell you?
You'll lose the spotlight with something so plain.
But, this one is already more than enough.
Eris-sama, you're so beautiful!
You're a flower that's bloomed on the beach.
Ta-da!
How about us?
Wow, they're loving it.
I just might've found my hidden talent.
Aika! You're not wearing it properly!
Eris's tail hole is in the front!
Wait, does that mean...
Is this an O-back?
Wow, Futaba-san. You learn quickly.
It's because you taught me well.
Look at that.
She's doing pretty well.
It's already... too late.
It's so delicious!
These basic seasonings really enhance the flavor of this grade-A meat!
Eris-sama, say "ah"!
Wow, this tastes amazing.
It must've been expensive.
Sensei, you don't have to be like that.
I deserve at least this much of a reward.
Here, Kakazu-kun.
Thanks, Futaba-san.
Thank you for today, Kakazu-kun.
You've taught me a lot.
No, not at all.
By the way, Futaba-san.
Yes?
I wanted to ask you a favor.
Can I?
Is it something you need to tell me right here?
No, not really.
Then, do you want to go for a walk?
The moon is beautiful.
Yeah.
You see, I wanted to ask you something.
I've thought really hard about this,
and I think you're the best.
You're the only one that can...
Kakazu-kun.
Futaba-san, it's a little embarrassing to say this, but...
Yes?
I'd like you to...
...teach me how to fight!
It's finally complete.
The new model of Unyaa-kun should look more like a real Assistaroid.
Unaa-tan.
Mistress is waiting, hurry!
Commence operational testing!
Huh? Where's Aoi?
She said she wanted to be alone.
I wonder what happened.
You... What did you say to her?
Of course.
I'm just a fighting doll.
It's already... too late.
These are going fast, so I brought you some.
Huh?
Where's Kio-san?
A-Aoi-san! What about these?
I hate...
But these are so good.
...you.
I really hate you.
I hate you.
You have big breasts, perfect hips, cat ears, a tail, and you're a really cute, kind alien.
You're always with Kakazu-kun.
Aoi-san.
This isn't fair.
I liked Kakazu-kun before you even came here.
This... isn't fair.
You just showed up out of nowhere!
I don't watch television or read manga.
I can't cook.
I don't have friends.
I can't... win.
So Kio-san is an important person to you.
That's right!
I could endure any mission because Kakazu-kun was in my life.
I could endure anything!
I could even throw away the job for him!
That's why... That's why...
Then you're like me.
I also feel calm when I'm with him.
I can relax, and it's like I'm in my favorite sun-basking spot.
I also...
I also-
Delicious!
Wow, this meat is amazing.
It's soft, and gravy flows into my mouth with every bite I take.
I bet it costs at least 5,000 yen per gram.
Well...
Who may you be?
Hi, nice to meet you!
I'm Ichika.
Ichika?
It's so nice to be young.
If I were in love, I wouldn't be eating these.
What are you saying?
Oh my...
I think that boy's in trouble.
Kio-san!
Wait right there.
We're under attack!
It's from the mountains: two o'clock!
All hands, prepare for battle!
Shoot them down!
Roger!
Old tires?
My camera!
Yun-Fat!
Go after them!
Kio?
Everyone!
Kio-san, look!
What do you think you're doing to our children?!
Charge! Advance!
Is everyone all right?
Yeah, somehow.
Thanks, Futaba-san.
How did you do that?
It's thanks to these seals Ichika-chan gave me.
Ichika-chan?
Accel-form cards.
They worked pretty well.
Are these handmade launchers?
They used car suspension springs.
They used a truck motor as a winch.
They look like the ones the Dogisians brought onto Antonia-san's boat.
Didn't they sink along with the ship?
They must've walked through the ocean.
They can't self-regenerate like our Assistaroids, so they probably picked up electronic parts and repaired themselves.
That's why they tried to steal the camera.
Poor things...
At least they had the decency to look after their brethren.
Hey... Futaba-san.
What, Kakazu-kun?
I was serious about what I said.
I'd like you to teach me how to fight, so I'll be prepared for situations like yesterday.
They are excellent and brave warriors.
They may be machines, but they deserve praise.
Please refrain from scolding them.
- Ichika.
What does this mean?
yume no sekai ni tsuretette
夢の世界に連れてって
Please take me to the world of dreams!
mayottenaide tobidaso!
迷ってないで飛び出そ!
I'll jump out without losing my way...
kimi no moto he
君のもとへ
To where you're at...
Asobi ni Iku Yo!
あそびにいくヨ!
Let's go play!
tokimeki no yukue wa hizashi no naka ni aru
時めきの行方は 陽差しの中にある
Within the sunshine lies excitement.
Happy Sunshine ii koto ga arisou
Happy Sunshine 良い事がありそう
Happy Sunshine... that'll be a good thing!
karoyaka na RIZUMU ni HAPINESU wo tsumekonde
軽やかなリズムに ハピネスを詰め込んで
Pack the happiness into a light rhythm.
RAKKII nami ni notte natsu wo yukimashou
ラッキー波に乗って 夏を行きましょう
Ride on the lucky wave... let's go, Summer!
doko made nante kimenaide
どこまでなんて決めないで
Don't decide for me on my destination...
doko made datte shiritai
どこまでだって知りたい
I really want to know how far it goes.
yureru fureru HAATO wa hikousen
揺れる触れる ハートは飛行船
Swaying, quivering... my heart's an airship.
tanoshii koto atsumete
楽しいコト集めて
Gather the fun things together,
KIRAKIRA motto sakasou
キラキラもっと咲かそう
It's really blooming with a sparkle.
kimi no koe ni
君の声に
Your voice is...
mune wa odoru
胸は踊る
It's making my heart dance.
Hidden love grows in secret.
A lost love, so unforgettable.
Be it small or large chest, they both adorn the same person.
Next time!
We've come to duel.
Next Time
We've come to duel
I'm coming over to play with you!
See you again!