The intergalactic visitor has met some very nice friends.
However...
What was with that cosplay outfit?!
Why are they not something far beyond the human imagination?!
Aliens are supposed to be telepathic organic life forms,
or super beings wearing synthetic exoskeletons,
or silicon-based cybernetic organisms,
or even racial hybrids with radial symmetry and antennae!
People should be screaming, "These beings are truly magnificent!" and they should be!
Even a Trekkie!
We will never allow such simple beings to be called aliens!
For a beautiful contact.
For a beautiful contact, we can't allow beings that look like that to be our first contact!
Delicious! It's so delicious!
What do you call it?
We call it yakiniku.
[Yakiniku: Grilled Meat.]
The sweetness of the darkened areas,
and its harmony with the tenderness of the meat mixing with the warmth of rice and oil...
It's good! It's incredibly good!
I'm so happy I came to Earth!
I came to play
So Eris, why are your people traveling around the galaxy?
Our main objectives are to collect data and make lasting connections.
The evolution of us, Catians, has pretty much peaked genetically and culturally.
Your evolution?
With our economy being balanced for 70,000 years, we have covered pretty much all there is to do.
We got the idea of keeping ourselves busy by traveling around the galaxy and learning about many different species.
There sure are some peaceful beings out there.
So what are we going to do, Jack?
The fact that we're in Okinawa doesn't make it easier to come up with complex operations.
So until then, keep the info coming.
Adventures in space, huh? I'm jealous.
Of what?
It sounds like a dream job.
I still haven't found a job I like.
Manami-chan already has her eyes set on working for the military.
While I still don't know the economic stability of this planet, I think you should not give up.
I shouldn't give up?
Yes, on finding your dream job.
Yup!
Oh, yeah... About the compensation method...
Compensation?
You've done so much for me already, and by this planet's rules, "giving back" is customary, right?
Well, I guess so...
Until our contact is finalized, we can't use money as compensation. But, other than that...
From what I've read...
In these circumstances, my body could be the repayment.
Eh?
My reproductive systems have fully matured, so technically we could do it... I think...
W-Wait a minute! What kind of manuals did you read?
According to the books under Kio-san's bed, that's the method.
N-No, that's wrong! I mean, those are just fictional!
Is that so?
That's a relief. I'm actually still 16 and have never experienced sex before, so I was somewhat worried.
Well that's a good thing, right?
Yes!
Filthy!
Here you go.
A dream... Yes, a dream.
I am a person in a different world.
Yo, Kio!
You planting something?
Eris wanted me to meet someone.
Meet someone?
Everyone, line up!
Start up check: dance.
Boast.
Contemplate.
Sing.
All personal AI systems are functional.
Say, what are these?
They're Assistaroids.
We plant nanomachine capsules that reform elements in the soil to create these guys.
They can help me with what I'm looking for.
I wonder if I should plant some at my house.
It's so hot...
Eris, you're not fond of hot weather?
Then, wait a moment.
Here. This should help you deal with the heat a little.
What is it?
Eat it, you'll find out.
It's cold, soft, sweet and tasty!
I'm glad.
Which flavor is that?
Sweet potato.
Could I have a bite?
Here.
Let's hurry up and do this.
Too many people around right now. We can't do it yet.
At this rate, it should take about a week to gather the necessary data.
Wow, that's amazing.
It's still quite hot...
I think it's cooled down a bit, but...
Want to go eat ice cream again?
Yes!
They've come out.
Now's the time Momiji.
Type-7, activate.
Well, I guess no one is here.
A blackout?
Don't move.
What?
We are from the secret organization "Beautiful Contact."
Hey, Alien!
Yes?
For the sake of mankind, we are going to reject contact with your race.
You are to immediately leave this planet!
The situation has changed; stand down.
Jack?
Let's keep observing for now.
Well... Sorry to interrupt, but who are you again?
We speak for all humanity.
So... Generally speaking, what areas of humanity do you represent?
You don't need to know.
I'm here to analyze the present situation of this planet,
so I think I should ask what sort of organization yours is.
So, please tell me.
We will not tell you.
Why is that?
Because we are a secret organization.
Oh! I understand now. Sorry I didn't notice.
Are you making fun of us?!
Stop it!
Move!
Kio-san!
Kio!
Kio-san.
What?
S1 Equipment.
Our priority is the target!
Roger.
She's light. So how about-
Stop!
Stop it already!
Kakazu-kun...
Kio-san, please run away!
Eris hasn't done anything wrong!
Why are you doing this?
Thank you.
Are you all right, Kio-san?
I'm fine, how about you Eris?
What's wrong? Complete your objective!
After assessing the situation, I am aborting the mission.
Stop acting on your own, Momiji!
Eris!
Kakazu-kun!
Kio!
You didn't have to hit Kio, too...
Where am I?
You're awake, Kio.
Yuuichi-ojisan.
Where's Eris?!
Saving you was as much as I could do.
We have to help her!
You sure are aggressive, aren't you, nephew?
It's not that. Eris hasn't done anything wrong...
If Eris starts hating Earth because of this, who's going to take responsibility?
I have to save her. I have to show her that she has at least one friend.
Manami-chan?
Kio, what is it?
You wouldn't happen to know where Eris is, do you?
I don't know, but why?
Where is Eris?
I told you, I don't know.
You know, I saw it.
Your watch, with the same scratch in the same place.
Manami-chan, it was you right?
Yes, it was.
Why did you do that?
I wanted some experience on my record.
You know I'm trying to work for the military, right?
Yeah.
To be exact, it's a division helping the CIA with their field operations.
No way...
Sorry. I'm so sorry...
It's fine then. It's over and done with.
But, you're going to tell me where Eris is.
She's in Kadenas F series nuclear bunker. But it's not going to be easy getting into a base.
Why don't we get a guide, then?
What's this?
It's a Smith & Wesson M606.
It's loaded with tranquilizer darts, so you can shoot all you want.
Say, Uncle, what was your job again?
We don't need you anymore. From here on it's our jurisdiction.
Giving an order to the CIA... You DIAs are too full of yourselves.
What are you saying? Aren't we both running on the whims of the public?
You historic fossil.
Good evening! Your operator here. I was just calling about...
Hello, this is Futaba.
Good evening, this is Kakazu.
Ah, yes?
Say, about meeting up tomorrow...
I'm sorry. Something came up and I don't think I'll be home for a while.
Where are you going?
Well... A lot happened. I'll call you when I get back, all right?
OK.
All right then, see ya.
It was a failure.
Well, it doesn't look like the government will accept the contact, either.
Then our objective was...
That's not what I'm saying!
No one moves.
Who are you people?
Itokazu-sensei.
Say cheese!
What are you doing?
We'll release these photos on the net.
The caption will read "Members of the Hard SF Style Organization: Beautiful Contact."
If you don't want that to happen, then...
Well, he must hate me now.
You?!
Just as expected, Y-numbers really work.
It's also because of the timeframe.
Everyone on this base is a Trekkie. While that's on, their alertness drops by two-thirds.
Where is this?
Um, hello?
This is bad...
You look confused...
What's the matter?
What's going to happen to me?
You will die.
Your species is just a nuisance to us. You're just not part of our national interest.
Why don't you just officially reject contact from us?
So you want to be the first ones to make contact?
I'm not going to answer that.
Is that so?
By the way, you smell like a dog.
Just as I thought. According to the rules of the universe, making contact with the dogs leads to trouble.
Beings like you should be dealt with swiftly.
What's going on?
Tamaya! Well, here goes another one.
What are you planning on doing?
We're going to rescue Eris.
But... That's dangerous!
Eris is in more danger.
Sorry, but you guys are going to have to walk from here.
We're going to act as a distraction.
Well... I suppose my chances of becoming a member of the CIA end here.
In my case, I now have the entire Japanese government on my tail.
Can you handle that?
Just like the MGCs.
Cool.
They're just some simple additions.
Please don't take home.
This is it. The F series nuclear bunker.
What's that? What the hell is going on outside?
Well, I'll be going home now.
No way...
These clothes are actually a slim version of a power suit.
I guess there's no need to go easy on people in league with the dogs.
What?
My, Kio-san?
Eris?
Kio-san!
Why are you here?
Why? Obviously I came to save you!
So the noise outside was you?
Yeah, but from the looks of it, I guess I didn't need to come.
Thank you so much, Kio-san!
I'm so happy!
Eris! It's all right! It's all right!
Well, I guess this is it!
Yuuichi-ojisan.
Where's Kio?
How's it going Kio?
I rescued Eris, now I'm in Itokazu-sensei's car.
We're meeting by the runway, right?
Manami-chan and Futaba-san are there?
Yeah. You sure are popular.
How do we plan to escape?
We ordered a helicopter pickup, but...
Can those guys really fly that thing?
Those guys?
It'll be fine. See?
Come over here and set it down.
Tanks?
Damn, we're in trouble now.
What should we do, Futaba-san?
We just have to take out their operation systems, right?
You guys are okay!
Well everyone, Disassembly Mode!
Target the objective and charge!
That's crazy, Eris!
It'll be fine! I'm going with them!
Eris!
Dimensional Particle Shuffling Hammer, activate!
Everyone, become shards of light!
The event was reported as being a fire at a refueling station and was strictly covered up.
Then, summer break continued as though nothing had happened.
That's all the data then. Also-
Oh, you aren't going to the library today?
No, we copied down everything we needed and I even sent back a complete report.
So, you're going back?
Yes. Thank you for taking care of me.
I guess that's right. It's your job.
Say, Kio-san... Thank you again for coming and rescuing me from that place. I was very happy.
Coming to such a dangerous place, I...
Y-Yeah, you know, it's because we're friends.
W-Well, you know... My first mating season will come very soon.
Mating season?
You see... If you're fine with it, I was wondering if you would be my partner.
Partner? Does that mean...?
Kio! Trouble!
Kakazu-kun, the TV...
That's weird... Why is the mothership here?
Eris! Eris, are you there?
Chief! Why are you here? Weren't you going to be busy for a while longer?
Well you see, there was that sensory record for yakiniku in your report,
and everyone on the ship was so interested, we came to try some!
Also, to speed up the process of making formal contact, we came here as the flagship.
Not sure of what to say...
So, sorry for the intrusion but...
We came to play!
mitaiken nano
未体験なの
There are many new experiences,
menomae ni kotae ha iroiro arukedo
目の前に 答えは色々あるけど
yet there are varieties of answers right under our noses.
hitotsu no oozora wo nanra fun dekiru
ひとつの大空を何等分できる
How many pieces can the vast sky be split into?
tanoshii kara subete wokudasai
楽しいから全てをください
Please give your whole self to me because I enjoy being with you.
atashitteba dokusen shitai
あたしってば独占したい
I don't really like sharing my fun.
honne gakoboreruyo "Blue Sky"
本音がこぼれるよ
How I truly feel slips out under this blue sky...
もうっ
moutsu!
Jeez!
namae wo kai teokou
名前を書いておこう
I'll write out my name for you,
kie naiyouni
消えないように
so that I will never fade from your memories.
shinken ninattara?
Why won't you be serious about me?
真剣になったら
so~ yu~ no yada nante iwa senai
そゆのヤダなんて言わせない
I won't let you take no for an answer.
jun'ai souchi "Set Up Now" ugoki dase
純愛装置 動きだせ
Let's set up the cupid device and flick it on.
aseri to yume no kassouro
焦りと夢の滑走路
We're driving on a runway full of impatience and dreams,
shiitoberuto ha motto gyutto itashi te
シートベルトはもっとぎゅっと致して
so tighten your seat belt and hold on tight.
saishin souchi "Back Up Now" ugoki dasu
最新装置 動きだす
Let's back up our love and turn on a newer device.
anata no kokoro dakeha
あなたの心だけは
When it comes to your heart,
orijinaru ga hoshi kute
オリジナルが欲しくて
I only want the real one.
sakusen tate mashitayo
作戦立てましたよ
I've come up with a plan to make you mine.
They failed, just as predicted?
Really... The people on this planet are completely useless.
Receiving uninvited female guests, happy or embarrassed, let's take a bath together!
A pajama party, no guys allowed!
Having a lot going on with your sleeping partner!
Next time!
I came to stay.
Next Time
I came to stay
I'm coming over to play with you!
See you again!