Good Morning
Andou-san
Good morning.
The weather is nice today, too, isn't it?
Andou-san
Good Morning
It's Imagawa.
The weather really is nice, isn't it?
What is that?
Isn't that a simple response for a native Japanese speaker?
That doesn't seem like the kind of text virgin men or women would send.
Oh you, Daigorou!
I feel like a kid!
You haven't made much progress, even though you've been dating for a week.
Hurry up and have sex.
Three long months of being in love...
...and having to hide our feelings,
and now we're finally dating~
Because she said, "Yes".
Gently- Ah!
What a pain... Disgusting!
I was planning on eating the extra spicy fried chicken curry for lunch.
What are you going to eat, Andou-san?
Extra spicy?
I think I'll eat the school cafeteria's vegetable udon curry.
By the way, it's not spicy.
It's not spicy, huh?
Yeah, not spicy.
Wada-san.
Please don't look!
I already did.
But... There's no sex appeal in it at all.
It's like a junior high student wrote it.
Please just leave me alone.
Come on, Na-chan!
At least put some feeling into it!
I wonder if she's even close to doing what we told her to do with her boyfriend.
Right, Onee-chan?
No!
Health and Physical Education for 30 year olds
boku ga kono yo de ichiban suki na
僕がこの世で一番好きな
I want to tell my feelings to you...
kimi ni kimochi wo tsutaetai
君に気持ちを伝えたい
...the one I love the most in this world.
jimi de bukiyou konna boku dakedo
地味で不器用こんな僕だけど
I may be plain and awkward...
kimi ni kotoba wo todoketai
君に言葉を届けたい
...but I want to deliver these words to you.
onaji jikan no naka sukoshizutsu
同じ時間の中 少しずつ
At the same time, little by little...
atarashii kimi wo shiru tabi ni
新しい君を知る度に
...I see a new side of you.
mune no oku kara kira kira hikari ga afuredasu yo
胸の奥からキラキラ光が溢れ出すよ
Sparkling light from deep within my chest overflows.
mahou tsukai to yousei ga
魔法使いと妖精が
Wizards and fairies cause mischief while I study,
benkyouchuu itazura ni KISU wo shite
勉強中いたずらにキスをして
so I kiss you.
yume dattara samete…tte yume ja nai!
夢だったら覚めて‥って夢じゃない!
If this was a dream I would wake, but it's not a dream!
kyou no kougi wo hajimemashou
今日の講義を始めましょう
Let's start today's lesson!
「Keeping in touch after going on
a date, and date frequency」
D-a-t-e date~
Imagawa-san.
Andou-san!
Have I kept you waiting?
No, no, no!
I haven't been waiting that long at all.
Hayao? Is that you, Hayao?
Over here.
I'm over here!
Ciao!
You're going to have sex?
Is that an acquaintance of yours?
I'm Hayao's older sister, Eclaire.
Nice to meet you, Andou.
What're you doing here, Sis?
I'm here because if it stays like this, it could take years before you have sex.
You should just leave it to me.
I have a bad feeling about this.
Andou-san!
Today is my husband's birthday.
You should really come celebrate with us.
Huh?!
Wait!
But...
Hey!
Suddenly talking about coming to my home...
What about cleaning?
Momoko-chan's there, and yet-
Don't worry.
It's not like I want you to fail.
Macaron is perfect for taking care of that.
Would you like to have dinner?
A bath?
Or maybe me...?
Is that right?
Then I guess it's okay.
Wait just a minute!
Pii-chan?
I'm Na-chan's little brother, Tama Saburo.
Little brother?!
Suck on balls?
[TL note: "Tama" is slang for "balls" and Daigorou thought she said shaburu, which means "to suck".]
Ta-ma Sa-bu-ro!
Go suck something!
What are you doing?!
I'm not going to let you drag them off home with you!
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I don't know what you're talking about.
Just leave this to me and it'll be okay.
Wait. Why are you wearing a bra?!
This sensation is irresistible.
Eh?! You pervert!
I finally had a perfect plan, so-
Okay, you two, hurry up and go have sex at our home.
Come back here!
「Don't impose your values」
Be gentle to the earth...
This is my comfortable bachelor's pad.
Oh, superintendent.
I brought some friends...
Im-a-ga-wa...
Hayao!
What is that?
I don't know...
Superintendent?!
Don't you worry!
I will protect my virgins!
What did you say?!
I won't let them steal a single virgin from me!
This isn't the first time I've caught them trying to snatch one away!
You can never regain your virginity!
No, I don't think I want you to protect my virginity...
What's up with that guy?
You...!
What is it?
Do you recognise this face? Virgin King (80 y\o)
The Virgin King?!
The Virgin King?
He who ignores the judgement of the gods of sex...
...and vows to ensure that nobody ever loses their virginity!
He's a legend!
Yes, there are some who call me that...
However!
I'm also the dormitory superintendent for the headquarters of Cherry Systems.
You'd do well to remember that!
Andou-san, are you okay?
Imagawa-san?
Wait... What is that?!
He's the second Virgin King.
This is terrible!
Run!
Run? Where?
Um...
Andou-san?
Will you come to my home?
Yes.
Oh?
Yeah!
I have lived through ages of virginity, never yielding!
50 years ago
I vow to become the Virgin King!
「Creating the right mood
to have sex」
I had a plan for a birthday party, just like you and your sister did.
Huh? Really?
At our home, my little brother is waiting just like this.
I wonder when Nii-chan and the others are coming...?
Kuu-chan, is today your birthday?
You should have said something!
Ah... Sorry.
It's your little brother's birthday, too? What a lovely coincidence.
Isn't it?
It isn't a coincidence.
And... I'm a God!
Onee-san?
No, God.
A God?!
Acting like siblings and having birthday parties was part of the plan to get him over to your home.
I'm sorry, but I lied about Onee-chan's birthday.
In the first place, we're twins.
Eh!
In other words, both Andou-san and I have Gods coming up with various plans?
Eh!
So then, since we're in the way, we'll show ourselves the way out.
Where did you learn to say something disgusting like that?
Obviously from TV!
Don't you ever watch?
You don't know anything, do you?
Man, you sure know how to get on my nerves...
Suddenly being left alone is embarrassing, isn't it?
I'll make some tea.
Ah... Yes.
So this is where Andou-san sleeps- Whoa!
I'll use this.
Oh, it's an egg.
...gawa-san?
Imagawa-san?
Huh?
Did something happen?
Imagawa-san!
Um... You have a nosebleed.
Fight! Homerun!
Imagawa-san?
I'm all right.
I'll just-
Wai- It's making me shiver! It's making me shiver!
Today's health lesson is God rotors.
Wait a second!
Ah!
Rotor is dramatic!
Oh!
Ah!
Imagawa-san?
Imagawa-san?!
Are you all right?
I didn't think it was possible to finish without being touched.
Imagawa-san, please get up.
Imagawa-san! Imagawa-san!
Seriously?
By the way, that's mine.
「Nipple colour」
Peek.
Peek, peek.
What do you keep looking at?
Did you just become aware of masturbation?
Not that!
Oh, really? Then what?
I wonder if my nipple is darker than usual...?
Stare
Are you an idiot?!
Isn't melanin the problem?
Besides, if you get pregnant, everybody's become pure black.
Pure black?!
I bet you're only worried because you think Imagawa's going to see them soon.
What are you saying?
That's not how it is...
Now, now. Let me have a little peek, too!
Banzai!
Kyaa!
Hey! Pii-chan!
Ah, Na-chan!
You didn't do a good enough job on your armpits!
I didn't expect people to be staring right at them...
Hey, now that I look at it closely, you've got hairy nipples too!
My granny said if you plucked that hair you'd get breast cancer...
Just pull it out already!
hora soko made CHANSU ga sematte kiteru
ほらそこまでチャンスが迫ってきてる
Hey, look over there! Your chance is coming!
nanika ga kawarisou na sonna yokan shichau
何かが変わりそうなそんな予感しちゃう
I have a feeling that something is going to change.
hakushi no NOOTO chotto zutsu umetekeba
白紙のノートちょっとずつ埋めてけば
If we bury it a little bit at a time in a blank note...
sore de ii n ja nai kana yukkuri susumeba ii
それでいいんじゃないかなゆっくり進めばいい
...isn't it okay if we move forward slowly?
mawari no hanashi wo kiku to aseri ga nai wake ja nai kedo
周りの話を聞くと焦りがない訳じゃないけど
It isn't like I have the patience to listen to what you're saying...
yoshuu no junbi wa okay Yeah!
予習の準備はＯＫ Ｙｅａｈ！
...but the preparation for the lesson is OK! Yeah!
saigo no jikan sugosu tame ni futari no kore kara ga
最後の時間過ごす為に二人のこれからが
To pass the remaining time...
shiawase na mirai mukaerareru you ni saisho kara
幸せな未来迎えられるように 最初から
...we welcome the beginning of our future of happiness!
ippo ippo hajimeyou hitori ja dekinai yo
一歩一歩始めよう一人じゃできないよ
Step by step we'll begin, you can't do it by yourself!
koyubi karame A kara hajimeyou yo
小指絡めＡから始めようよ
We entwine our pinky fingers and begin from A.
futari dake no jugyou
二人だけの授業
The lesson only for us.
Next time: Andou Natsu horseback riding!!