It's so cold.
Damn it, they're so hard to wash when they've got useless frilly things on them.
Damn that plushy girl!
What's this?
It's laundry that was piled up while you were sleeping after your stupid duel.
All of them?!
Obviously.
You know...
What?
I heard from Siesta that you took care of me while I was in bed, without even sleeping.
So?
Well, it occurred to me that I haven't properly thanked you for it.
Thank me?
Aren't you misunderstanding something?
Taking care of a familiar spirit is the duty of their master.
Besides, you should always act grateful towards your master.
Thanking me now shows that you really don't have self-awareness, that you're only a familiar spirit.
Stop talking about meaningless stuff and get to work!
first kiss kara hajimaru futari no koi no history
First kissから始まる ふたりの恋のHistory
This is the history of the two's love story that starts from their first kiss.
kono unmei ni mahou kaketa kimi ga totsuzen arawareta
この運命に魔法かけた君が突然 現れた
I placed my destiny on this magic, and you suddenly appeared.
tsuki ga futatsu kienai sora arienai koto dayone
月がふたつ 消えない空 ありえないコトだよね
The sky with two non-disappearing moons, how impossible.
hajimete dayo konna kimochi
はじめてだよ！こんな気持ち
I've never felt like this before.
yake ni koko ga kokochi yoku natte yuku
やけにココが心地よくなってゆく
It's surprisingly comfortable.
moshi kimi ga tsumazuite ochikon demo
もし君がツマ躓いて落ち込んでも
Even if you were to trip and feel down,
boku ga gyutto kimi wo zutto daki shimete ageru
僕がギュッと！ 君をずっと！ 抱きしめてあげる
I will always hold tightly onto you.
sweet kiss mada samenai ano hi deaeta story
Sweet kissまだ覚めない あの日出逢えたStory
The story of how we met that day with a sweet kiss still doesn't end.
hora kimi no mahou kakete negai wa kitto kanau kara
ほら 君の魔法かけて 願いはきっと叶うから
Now cast your magic, and the wish will surely be granted.
first kiss kara hajimaru futari no koi no history
First kissから始まる ふたりの恋のHistory
This is the history of the two's love story that starts from their first kiss.
kono unmei ni mahou kaketa kimi ga totsuzen arawareta
この運命に魔法かけた君が突然 現れた
I placed my destiny on this magic, and you suddenly appeared.
The Feveret Seduction
I'm on the same level as them, right?
When will I get to go home?
Not even walking me to class? How much time do you need to do the laundry?
You're so useless.
Let go of me! It hurts!
Hang up the laundry and then come to the classroom immediately!
Got it?!
Yes, yes.
The elements, fire, water, earth and wind, can be combined to create stronger and more diverse effects.
And our levels as mages are determined by how many we can combine.
And those levels are?
Yes, sensei.
Please.
If you can combine two, it's Line.
Three makes a Triangle.
And four makes a Square.
Very good.
Just a little more.
But I assume most of you can use only one-
Mrs. Chevreuse, pardon the interruption,
but there's a person with zero percent chance of success who can't even use one element.
Anyway, always aim to become a higher level-
I see.
I finally understand why everyone calls you The Zero Louise.
It's funny how fitting it is.
No set element.
Zero percent accuracy.
Yet, you're an aristocrat.
How wonderful.
Master, your familiar spirit has come up with a song.
Why don't you sing it?
As you wish.
Loui-Loui-Louise's a worthless Louise.
A mage who can't cast magic at all.
But it's fine since The Zero Louise is a girl.
Note: Parody of the opening theme of "Attack No. 1", a volleyball anime from early 1980s.
T-Th-
What?
T-This... familiar spirit i-is... s-saying that to his m-master...
Um, are you angry by any chance?
Really angry?
You get no meal for every "zero" you said!
I'm sorry, I said too much!
I won't say it anymore, so anything but that!
No, I won't change it! It's absolute!
No exceptions whatsoever!
Um...
No.
I didn't even say anything yet.
You only skipped lunch and dinner.
You're still not getting anything for two more meals.
You're actually counting?
Pyjamas.
What are you going to do if I starve to death?
Isn't taking care of a familiar spirit the duty of their master?
What do you think about that, master?
Hey, hey, hey!
Don't spit all over me!
Fine, I'll let you off this time.
Seriously?
Oh, what a kind master.
I'll never say zero again.
No matter if your magic is zero or your breast size is zero.
I'll never say it.
What about my breast size?
Crap.
You're not getting any food after all!
Also, you're sleeping outside tonight!
I might freeze to death before I starve to death.
I'm cold. I'm starving.
Saito-san?
Sorry, it's all leftovers, but eat as much as you want, Our Sword.
"Our Sword"?
That's right. You're a plebeian just like all of us, yet you beat that snobby aristocrat brat.
You're the pride of us plebeians, Our Sword.
When I held the sword, my body just reacted, so I really don't know what happened myself.
You hear that? A true master never boasts of his own skill.
That's why you're different from those stupid aristocrats.
Impressive.
In any case, they always eat something this good?
Damn-
With my hands, I, the chief cook Marteau, can give any cuisine a magnificent taste.
It's my own form of magic.
You're right. I've never had a stew this good before.
You're such a great guy, Saito.
You are an amazing guy.
I love you, Our Sword. Please let me kiss you.
Y-You'll have to excuse me with that name and the kiss!
How modest. Very impressive.
He's impressive.
Please come again.
They're all Saito-san's fans now.
Now I have the confidence to live on.
I thought I was done for when I got injured the other day.
You were actually in a very serious condition.
You were nearly in a coma.
I was?
Miss Vallière ordered a very expensive potion that finally healed you.
She's an aristocrat, so she must have loads of money sitting around.
Um, Saito-san.
I'd like to sit down and talk with you next time.
Is something wrong?
No, ah... I'll see you again.
Yes.
I'll head back now.
Good night.
She's such a nice girl.
Wha- You're Kirche's...
If you eat me, you'll definitely get an upset stomach.
You're sure about this?! You're going to regret it!
Hey, are you listening to me?
Ouch.
Where is this?
Welcome.
Kirche?
Welcome to my sweet room, Hiragasa Ito.
Or was it Hira Gasaito?
Um, just Saito, please.
You got it, Saito.
I know it's dirty.
But my nickname is The Feveret,
and like a torch, I'm easy to turn on.
I see.
Don't you get it?
I'm in love.
With you.
Love always starts unannounced.
It really does.
The way you looked when you defeated Guiche.
You looked so fantastic.
Seeing you then, The Feveret Kirche became The Passionate Kirche.
Um...
Kirche!
Hey, Sticks.
You didn't show up on time so I came here and...
Then, let's change it to two hours from now.
That isn't what you said!
This is the third floor, right?
Who was that?
Just a friend of mine.
Anyway, the person I love the most right now is...
Kirche!
Who is that guy?
I thought we were going to have a hot night-
Another one of your friends?
That's right.
Anyway, the night is short, and I don't want to waste my time with you.
Kirche!
What are you doing? You said you didn't have a boyfriend!
Manica! Ajax! Gimly!
Ah, then in six hours...
That'd be morning!
Flame.
Hey, hey...
I love you, Saito.
Um, I have a little business to take care of.
See, I'm a familiar spirit, so I'm busy, really.
Forget it.
Unlike The Zero Louise, I'm much more...
True, unlike her zeroness, they're...
Hey.
Louise.
Kirche!
We're busy, Vallière.
Zerbst, just whose familiar spirit do you think you're laying your hands on?
What can I say. Love and flame are von Zerbst's destinies.
Burning our bodies in the flames of love is what we live for.
Come with me.
Wait! He may be your familiar spirit, but he's a human!
It's tyrannical for you to get in the way of others' affairs.
Right, Saito?
T-That's right, i-it's tyrannical.
Really...
But when tomorrow comes, you'll get speared by over ten aristocrats.
Eh?
True, it'll be dangerous in many... ways.
I'll say it again.
Come with me.
Oh, you're going back?
S-She's so cute.
Ouch!
It's her usual trick. Wake up already.
Ow, stop pulling.
I get it! My ear is going to rip!
I won't give up yet.
You're like a dog in heat!
I'm sorry!
What's that?
A whip for horseback riding.
Whip?
It was wrong of me to treat you like a human.
Stop lying!
Of all the girls, you wag your tail towards that Zerbst...
Dog!
Milady, please calm down.
I was too kind.
If you're a s-stray dog, I s-should treat you like one.
Wait, let's calm down and talk about it.
Ow!
Seriously, stop!
Please!
What's so good about that woman?!
Let go of me. You idiot!
Could it be...
I was doing that with Kirche but I never tried to sneak into your bed...
You're feeling jealous.
I'm feeling what over you?!
No, it was some kind of a misunderstanding...
I don't care who you go out with, but it has to be someone other than her!
Anyone?
Kirche's Zerbst family and my Vallière family have been enemies for generations.
It's a humiliation to have even a thread of string or a dog stolen away by them!
Got it?!
Yes, somewhat.
So you got picked up by the salamander and were taken into Kirche's room?
Yeah. It was out of my control.
Pathetic. Aren't you a swordsman?
No! That was my first time ever holding a sword.
You're kidding. You fought so naturally against Guiche.
I don't know.
My body reacted the moment I picked up the sword.
When a familiar spirit makes a contract, they sometimes gain special abilities.
For example, a black cat becomes capable of speaking.
I'm not a cat!
Besides, how can I be a swordsman when I'm unarmed?
You're right. Tomorrow is Voidday, so...
What?
Just go to bed! We'll get up early tomorrow.
Damn, what's going on?
Where are you going?
The hallway of course.
Forget it, sleep here.
You don't want Kirche coming after you again.
What?
So you really are-
Dog!
It was only a joke!
Ouch! Ouch!
Stupid! Stupid!
How should I get close to Saito today?
I'm going to fall.
Hold on tight.
What are you holding on to?
There was nothing there, so I though it was your stomach.
Do you want me to kick you off?
What, they're going out?
I guess a situation where you meet outside by coincidence works too...
Ansul bel an.
Tabitha! We're leaving! Get ready!
It's Voidday.
I know how important Voidday is to you.
You see, I fell in love.
But he went out with that damn Vallière.
I have to find out where those two are going.
You understand, right?
That's right, you won't do anything without an explanation.
I want to chase after the two who went out, but I can't catch up without your familiar spirit!
Please help me!
You understood me? Thank you!
Your Sylphid is magnificent no matter how many times I see it.
Which way?
Uh... I was in a hurry, so...
Horse. Two on top. You can't eat them.
Walk slower.
My butt hurts.
You didn't tell me that it would take three hours on a horse!
It was next to Piemon's potion shop, so...
There it is.
Sword?
Recently, even in the castle, it's a trend to let servants carry weapons.
You were swinging a bigger sword, weren't you?
Was I?
Get me a bigger and broader one.
I'm sorry, but that size matches that person more.
I said I want bigger and broader.
R-Right away.
You amateur aristocrat.
It'll be easy to rip her off.
Are you going to buy me a sword?
It's dangerous if Kirche comes after you again.
You'll have to protect yourself.
This is rare, coming from your stinginess.
Who are you calling stingy?
It would become a habit if I gave too many luxuries to my familiar spirit.
I will give you only what you need.
Sorry to hold you up.
It's amazing!
It's the best one in the store.
It was made by Germania's mage-alchemist, Sir Spee.
It will slice steel right in half.
How much is it?
It'll be three thousand if it's with New Gold.
You can buy a well-made house with a forest for a yard at that price!
A true sword has the worth of a castle.
If it's only a house, it's a good deal.
I only brought one hundred New Gold.
What, you can't buy this?
Most broadswords average for about two hundred.
Isn't there anything good for one hundred Gold?
One hundred?
It's not that I don't have any, but...
It's not trash?
It is a little old.
But if you take care of it, it can still be useful.
We'll take it.
Thanks.
It's like trash from a flea market.
Things have been busy and I'm short on money.
Miss Vallière ordered a very expensive potion-
It's a thousand years too early to complain about something your master has given you.
Got it?
Yes, I understand.
So, that girl came to get a present to buy Saito's affection!
How arrogant, that Zero Louise!
Wow, it's great! It's sparkling!
Do you like it?
What's this about, Zerbst?
By coincidence, I found a sword that matches Saito, so I gave it to him.
So you followed us?
How pathetic. You can't even buy a sword this cheap.
It's so hot. Maybe I should take my top off.
May I?
I-I made a mistake with the price.
It's 2,500...
It's still that expensive?
A-Ah, right.
Then two thousand...
Five hundred.
It's five hundred, right?
Y-Yes, it's five hundred.
It's mine, then.
S-Shit!
I was told that this is a great sword from Germania.
Germania is known for its swords and women, isn't it?
There's no way a Tristain girl like you could win.
W-What!
You played around too much with guys in Germania and couldn't get attention anymore,
so you had to come here to study abroad, right?
Good choice of words.
It's the truth.
What?
We are indoors.
Then, let's have Saito decide this.
Me?
Yeah, since we're arguing over your sword.
Well if you ask me, it'd be...
But...
This problem is about more than swords.
Which one?!
I can't keep both?
Ow.
This is a great opportunity, so I'll tell you now.
You see, I hate you.
What a coincidence. I hate you too.
It's a duel!
Seriously?
Hey, you two?
Hey, shut up, you idiotic women!
"Idiotic"...
..."women"?
No, it wasn't me!
Sword.
Disturbing my sleep.
Um... is this sword talking?
Shit! You're my user with that idiotic face?
No wonder I woke up.
User? What's that?
Isn't that an Intelligent Sword? One that has a mind of its own.
You really bought a strange thing.
I didn't know about it.
I'll return this disgusting thing right away.
What year is it now?
And where is this place anyway?
Answer me, damn it.
I'll use this one.
I'm Saito.
I'm Delflinger.
Nice to meet you, Bro.
Why do all these weird things flock to me?
riaru na mahou ni kakatta mitai ni
リアルな魔法にかかったみたいに
As if I'm under a spell of realism,
kono mune ni yaki tsuita mabushii egao
この胸に焼きついた眩しい笑顔
there's a bright smile that's burned onto my heart.
dakedo au tabi ni tsuntsun tsumetaku shichauno
だけど会うたびにツンツン冷たくしちゃうの
But whenever I see you, I act cold.
naze dare yori ki ni naru noni ijiwaru wo shichaundarou?
なぜ誰より気になるのにイジワルをしちゃうんだろう？
Even though I pay more attention to you than anyone else, why am I so mean to you?
hontou no kimochi setsuna sa no kakera ga
本当のキモチせつなさの結晶が
My true feelings: a fragment of pain
kono kokoro no ichiban oku kimi wo yondeiruyo
このココロのいちばん奥君を呼んでいるよ
called you from the deepest part of my heart
zero kara hajimaru hi wo
ゼロから始まる日を
for the days to start from zero.
S-Saito! What are you thinking?
A plebeian running into an aristocrat's house.
I won't take the responsibility no matter what happens.
Next Time
The Maid's Crisis
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