Akarin!
Hey!
Yuru Yuri's starting.
That's the end of your face time for this episode.
What?
Akarin.
What?
Your lack of presence rubbed off on me!
What? It's my fault?
I'm sorry. It's starting.
Archives
Oh, right. Today's April Fools'.
That's right.
I wish the filthiness of the archives was a joke, too.
My spring break is ruined.
You're right.
Oh, Ayano-chan!
I'm going to lie, so try to spot them, okay?
You're going to what?
It'll be boring if we just clean.
You want to play a lying game? Sounds fun.
Once we're done cleaning, I'll tell you the answer.
I'll see through any lie you tell me.
yuriyurararara yuruyuri
ゆりゆららららゆるゆり
Yuriyurararara yuruyuri.
yuriyurararara yuruyuri
ゆりゆららららゆるゆり
Yuriyurararara yuruyuri.
yuriyurararara yuruyuri daijiken
ゆりゆららららゆるゆり 大事件
Yuriyurararara yuruyuri a huge problem!
All right, let's go!
One, two, three four!
Yay!
Yui-senpai!
Hey, watch it!
All right!
tentekomai no kyou asu daibakuhatsu
てんてこまいの今日明日大爆発
A hectic day today and a huge explosion tomorrow...
sonde shinchou nobinai yaaa doushiyo
そんで身長伸びないやああどうしよ
I can't seem to grow any taller! Oh, what to do...
amai mono tabesugi temapaku
甘いもの食べすぎテーマパーク
Eating too many sweet things at an amusement park...
hoi ja kakuseyo otome de dou jaro
ほいじゃ隠せよ乙女でどうじゃろ
How will us girls hide it all away?
bukatsudou honban
部活動本番
We're doing club activities,
shimeshime muchikoku
しめしめ無遅刻
messing around with no particular schedule.
“hongyou gakugyou” nani sore?
「本業学業」なにそれ?
My real job is "student"! What's with that?
sonna no zenzen zenzen zenzen taberenai
そんなのぜんぜんぜんぜんぜんぜん食べれない
That isn't edible at all, at all, at all!
sakura saki
桜咲き
Cherry blossoms, bloom!
(sakura saki)
（桜咲き）
(Cherry blossoms, bloom!)
sakura chiri
桜散り
Cherry blossoms, scatter!
(sakura chiri)
（桜散り）
(Cherry blossoms, scatter!)
ashita mo ii hi to utauyo
明日もいい日と歌うよ
I will sing for a wonderful tomorrow.
(utauyo)
（歌うよ）
(I will sing!)
kimi ga suki
君が好き
I like you!
(kimi ga suki)
（君が好き）
(I like you!)
kimi ga ii
君がいい
You're the one for me,
(kimi ga ii)
（君がいい）
(You're the one for me!)
ashita mo itai to omouyo
明日もいたいと思うよ
I think I want you here tomorrow too...
(tonari ni)
（となりに）
(...next to me!)
saishuu shudan de inemuri
最終手段で居眠り
As a last resort, I'll just doze off!
yuriyurararara yuruyuri
ゆりゆららららゆるゆり
Yuriyurararara yuruyuri.
yuriyurararara yuruyuri
ゆりゆららららゆるゆり
Yuriyurararara yuruyuri.
yuriyurararara yuruyuri daijiken
ゆりゆららららゆるゆり 大事件
Yuriyurararara yuruyuri a huge problem!
Episode 8
April Fools'
Hey, Ayano-chan.
I'm wearing sexy underwear today.
W- What do I say...
How mature of you.
I know, right?
Oh, and the other day, Toshinou-san smelled your shoes.
And I just saw something ghost-like in the bathroom.
And yesterday, the student council president exploded again...
Could Chitose be a bad liar?
And recently...
How cute.
What's wrong?
Nothing.
This'll be a piece of cake.
Could you take care of this, too?
Okay.
A shopping mall?
Oh, right.
Yesterday, I went to a shopping mall for a raffle.
Raffle
Here are your fifth prize tissues.
Thanks.
Maybe I'm unlucky with raffles.
Raffle luck, huh?
I've won one million in the lottery.
What?
Did you watch that show yesterday?
You know, the one with all the pets.
Oh, "Our Fluffy Pet"?
Yeah. That cat was cute, wasn't it?
Oh, by the way, Ayano-chan!
This is just between you and me, but...
Apparently, Akaza-san keeps ants in her desk at school.
Chitose, have you ever kept a pet?
I've got goldfish right now. What about you?
I used to have a parakeet.
Really?
Pets are great, aren't they?
They make you feel warm inside...
I know what you mean.
I feel that way about pickles sometimes.
Hariko-chan the hari hari pickles.
I don't know about that...
Pets can seem a lot like siblings.
I suppose they can.
Oh, right.
Well, um... Do you think she has siblings? Um...
Toshinou-san?
Uh, yeah. Chitose, do you know?
I'm pretty sure Toshinou-san is an only child.
I'm an only child!
Oh, I see.
You always want to know everything about the people you like.
Like her? I don't like her!
Ayano-chan, actually...
I have a twin!
I can't remember everything she's said any more...
I should take notes.
Let's see. Sexy underwear,
Toshinou Kyouko smelled my shoes,
a ghost in the bathroom...
There was some corned beef that had expired ten years ago in the student council room.
Yes, yes.
Ten year old corned beef in the student council room.
Okay! We're finished!
Time to reveal your lies!
You sound confident!
Chitose, I've written all your lies here.
I'll tell you the answer, then!
When I said I'd lie today, I lied.
What?
I lied when I said I'd lie.
What? Which means...
None of these are lies?
Chitose's True Statements
Sign: There's a ghost in the girl's bathroom!?
Sign: Akaza Akari keeps ants in her desk!?
Sign: There's ten year old corned beef in the student council room!!
All of these are true?
I have a twin!
Sign: I have a twin!
You're joking!
Chitose, you're terrifying.
By the way, you were lying when you said you don't like Toshinou-san.
I wasn't lying!
There's a lot of people here.
Looks like everyone came to do their spring break assignments.
It's Chitose.
She's really into that book.
Yo! Hey!
She didn't hear me.
Don't bother her.
Let's study here.
Okay.
Maths problem set!
You're doing maths?
You mean you're not?
Kanji.
What? Then I can't copy you.
Do it yourself.
I wonder if Chitose has hers?
Hey.
If you've got your maths problem set,
could you let Yui borrow it?
I told you not to bother her.
Hello?
Hmm?
Gaa~n!
Chitose's scary when she's reading.
She's not scary.
What are you doing?
If you don't get something, I'll show you how to do it.
All of it!
Yeah, do it yourself.
If I can do it tomorrow, I won't do it today!
Why are you proud of that?
Isn't it unusual to see Chitose by herself?
Yeah, that's true. She's always with Ayano.
I wonder if they had a fight?
And now she's in a bad mood.
I've got to cheer her up.
Cheer up.
I want to make her laugh!
Pay attention to me!
Not you!
What are you doing?
I'm trying to cheer Chitose up.
Leave her alone. She's focusing on reading.
No, you're wrong!
Usually, she'll answer me with a smile,
even when she's reading!
My, Kyouko-dono. I was reading this book and did not notice your presence.
Why's she talking like a samurai?
I'll be a samurai!
Hmm?
Gaa~n!
How can I make her smile?
Quiet!
Your hair's in the way.
I'll pull it out!
But...
You haven't even opened your problem set!
Chitose's more important right now!
I've got to get Chitose's smile back!
I'm telling you not to bother her.
Not you.
Damn it.
Yui, she glared at me!
Chitose glared at me!
Huh? It's because you keep bothering her.
She probably wants to focus on reading.
Are you sure?
Oh, you two.
Ayano.
Are you doing your homework?
Huh?
Chitose?
Huh? But... you're right over there...
What? Oh!
Oh!
Hey, Chizuru.
Oh, nee-san.
Nee-san?
Sister!?
She really does exist!
Ikeda-san, your handout.
I'm collecting notebooks.
Ikeda-san's cool, isn't she?
Talking to her makes me so nervous.
I know.
But there's something nice about it, right?
Right.
Chizuru!
Nee-san... and Sugiura-san.
We're on our way to the student council room.
Want to join us?
We'll be done early today, so we can go home together.
Okay.
Chizuru-san's very cool, isn't she?
You think so? I'm sure she's just nervous.
She's a nice and ordinary little sister at home.
Really? Like what?
When I take a bath,
she comes in to wash my back,
and she slips into my futon at night.
I see.
Nee-san, that was a secret.
Sorry, sorry.
Ayano-chan, eventually you'll be doing that with Toshinou-san.
Don't be stupid!
You idiot.
Ayano-chan, you're so cute.
Allow me to explain!
When Chizuru enters fantasy mode,
she removes her glasses and obscures her vision,
allowing her to see with her heart and focus her mind!
You're drooling!
No, I'm not. I'm fine.
No, you're drooling.
Hey everyone!
Toshinou Kyouko!
You're drooling.
Shut up!
I've been thinking for a while now but I don't think she likes you.
What? You're kidding. That's not true.
Chizuru!
Gross! Get back!
See?
What do you mean, "see?"
So...
Chitose, I... About you...
Ayano-chan, I'm so happy...
Again!
She's just like a merlion.
Stop saying stupid stuff and help me!
I'm fine. I'm not drooling.
You are! Who are you trying to fool?
Don't laugh! Tissues, tissues!
Sheesh!
You, too?
I see. Chitose has nose bleeds, and Chizuru-san drools.
They are sisters.
Why are you satisfied with that?
Ayano, do you have any pudding in the student council room?
I'm hungry.
This isn't the time for that!
We don't have any leeway freeway!
Leeway freeway!
Besides, that's my pudding!
Cheapskate!
Chizuru-san, are you in a club or anything?
Not in particular.
I see. I didn't realise Chitose had a twin.
Me neither!
Chitose, why didn't you say anything?
I just didn't.
You must not have noticed because our classes are so far away.
We're in class five and Chizuru's in one.
Why do you know my class?
Chizuru knows all about both of you.
I talk about you all the time.
I see.
Well, allow me to introduce myself properly.
I'm Funami Yui.
Ikeda Chizuru.
I'm Toshinou Kyouko-tan.
Die.
She's merciless.
No, no. I'm sure she's just shy. Right?
Now, now. Don't act like that.
Let's be friends.
Tsundere?
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
Toshinou-san, we're going to get going.
Just so you know, that pudding's all mine.
Okay, okay.
Oh, right. Ayano!
What do you want?
Your shoes smelled like tea.
Do you use something?
Green tea and catechin deodorant...
Why are you smelling people's shoes?
I was curious.
You're unbelievable.
Oh, and the other day, Toshinou-san smelled your shoes.
We're home.
Ticket: Lottery
What should we have for dinner today?
Okay.
Let's eat.
Grandma said she had a meeting, so she'll be late.
Okay.
Sorry dinner's so simple.
It's okay.
Really?
This is delicious.
Yes, delicious.
Here.
Isn't that yours?
Here you go, Chizuru.
Is it good?
It's good.
Chizuru, what's wrong?
Your back...
Oh.
Thanks again.
Don't worry about it. I'm your sister.
I know you're my sister, but thanks anyway.
Chizuru.
Does that feel good?
Yes.
I'm turning out the lights.
Okay. Good night.
Come here.
Okay.
Chizuru, you're such a baby.
I'm your little sister.
I guess you can't help it.
Yeah, I can't.
Chizuru? Try to get along with Toshinou-san.
Oh, well.
I got to talk to Chizuru a lot today.
I wonder why she hates you so much.
Maybe it's because you were so annoying at the library the other day.
I told you, she doesn't hate me.
Huh?
Seriously?
You really didn't notice?
Gaa~n!
So that's how it was!
You're really upset.
Kyouko.
What?
Do you want some ice cream?
Rum raisin?
Rum raisin.
Okay.
Apologise the next time you see her. I'll go with you.
Thanks.
Chizurun.
Gross!
Wait! Chizurun.
Go away! Shoo, shoo!
itsumo MIRAKURU...
Always a miracle...
いつもミラクル...
Yay!
itsumo MIRAKURU...
Always a miracle...
いつもミラクル...
Wow!
itsumo MIRAKURU...
Always a miracle...
いつもミラクル...
Yay!
itsumo MIRAKURU...
Always a miracle...
いつもミラクル...
Yay!
itsumo MIRAKURU...
Always a miracle...
いつもミラクル...
MIRAKURU MIRA- MIRA- MI- MI- MI- MI-
Miracle mira- mira- mi- mi- mi- mi-
ミラクル ミラミラミミミミ
mousouchuu
I'm having a delusion!
妄想中
Yay!
All right!
asa kara girigiri
Barely, barely making it since the morning,
朝からギリギリ
asameshi morimori
stuffing, stuffing myself with breakfast,
朝飯モリモリ
kamigata nante ki ni shinai
I don’t care about styling my hair!
髪型なんて気にしない
tanabota botamochi mochi tsuki mochi tsuke
It’s a blessing, botamochi, pounding mochi, pound that mochi,
棚ぼた ぼたもち 餅つき 餅つけ
kuishinbou de ikimasu yo
I’m gonna go at it like a glutton!
食いしん坊でいきますよ
Yay!
ikinari muchaburi chakkari netafuri
Suddenly acting rash, cunningly pretending to sleep,
いきなりむちゃぶり ちゃっかりねたふり
ukenai kurai ja kujikenai
I won’t be deterred just because I can't take any more.
うけないくらいじゃくじけない
choppiri tsuyogari nande mo ariari?!
Acting a little tough; anything is possible,
ちょっぴり強がり なんでもアリアリ？！
konkyo wa nai kedo daijoubu
I haven't any proof, but everything will be fine!
根拠はないけど大丈夫
sabishii toki wa sugu ai ni iku kara
When you’re lonely, I’ll come to see you right away,
寂しい時はすぐ 会いにいくから
kakushigoto wa nashi da yo
so don't hide a thing from me!
隠し事はなしだよ
“hitori ja yappari tsumannai minna de ikou yo RETTSU GOO”
“Being alone is boring after all. Let’s go everybody. Let’s Go!”
「ひとりじゃやっぱりつまんない みんなでいこうよレッツゴー」
itsumo MIRAKURU shinjite MIRAKURU
It’s always a miracle, believe it's a miracle,
いつもミラクル 信じてミラクル
kokoro wa harebare mankai
our hearts are upbeat and in full bloom,
心は晴れ晴れ満開
kyou mo ashita mo goyururi yuru yuri
take today and tomorrow at a swaying pace.
今日も明日も ごゆるりゆるゆり
itsudemo MAI PEESU de ikimashou
Let’s always go at our own pace!
いつでもマイペースでいきましょう
ima MIRAKURU mayowazu MIRAKURU
Now’s a miracle, an unwavering miracle,
いまミラクル 迷わずミラクル
ai shite sakasete☆mankai
Let love burst into full☆bloom.
愛して咲かせて☆満開
kimi to mainichi aeru kono kiseki
I’ll tell you with all my heart...
君と毎日 会えるこの奇跡
daisuki omoikiri tsutaeru yo
...how I love this miracle of seeing you every day!
大好き思いきり伝えるよ
Yay!
The true next vice protagonist, Omuro Sakurako, here!
I'll never let Himawari take the titles of vice protagonist or vice president!
Someday I'll even have bigger breasts, damn it!
Oh, I forgot about the preview.