All systems activated.
Release from stasis.
All systems synchronize to bridge standard time.
What planet is this?
Colonized planet number 0315, Earth.
Then this is where my brother is.
No. All we detect so far is Ryoko.
Not that woman!
What does this mean?
We have yet to detect Yosho-sama's ship,
but he was in pursuit of Ryoko.
Logically, it would follow-
Fine. That woman and Ryo-Ohki...
must be caught and tried formally by our planet Jurai as soon as possible!
Ayeka-sama, unfortunately,
all of Ryoko's crimes will be canceled...
by the statute of limitations at Galaxy Standard Time 00432,
or in five seconds.
Huh?
As of this moment,
the statute of limitations has taken effect...
and Ryoko's "Galaxy Wanted" file has been deleted.
Why?
Answer me! Why is it?
The statute of limitations...
is based on decisions...
made by the Holy Council of planet Jurai.
That is not what I have asked.
I want to know why that woman is not sought for all eternity.
The statute of limitations...
is based on decisions...
Never mind.
The only clue left is that woman.
We must capture her at any cost.
But the statute...
This is an order! We can think of a reason later.
Yes, ma'am.
That's more like it.
Now prepare for descent.
Anti-air guard,
storming level 4.
Please be well,
Onii-sama.
Episode 2
Here comes Ayeka!
Why are you...
Now... I want your balls please.
You mean these?
You numskull!
The three jewels on your sword!
Otherwise, I can't control Ryo-Ohki!
Ryo-Ohki?
Don't tell me you don't know what that is.
It's the other demon in the legend, you dimwit.
That would mean, if I give the gems to you,
you would use them to awaken the other demon.
No ifs about it, give them to me.
No way!
You made this mess yourself.
You think I want to deal with another monster when you're already blowing things up?
That's the last thing I want to see.
Are you sure about that?
The one approaching us right now is even worse.
Huh? What do you mean?
Never mind, just give me the sword.
You...!
Damn it!
Ha, so you can't touch this thing, can you?
Hey, be quiet!
What's going on up there, Tenchi?
What's this?!
And I worried about him being too shy with women.
Now he's sneaked one into his room.
If I were his mother, I'd barge in with some juice...
but as his father, I'll respect his privacy.
I'm begging you,
please give them back.
Erm...
I really can't do that.
Oh, please. I'm begging you.
Okay, I understand.
But could you tell me what's approaching us?
A devil.
Huh?
She's like a devil.
When she arrives, she'll fire at you without giving you a chance to explain.
She's so dangerous and mean.
Begin the capture process as soon as we arrive,
and you must refrain from firing.
Yes, ma'am.
We will soon arrive at our destination.
Well, can't we just talk to this person...
and try to settle matters peacefully?
Is she really that bad?
Yes. Listen to me.
We need to wake up Ryo-Ohki.
You mean we're going to fight?
We'll run.
It's my duty to respect his privacy,
but it's also my duty to record my son's development in se- I mean life.
Oh, my wife in heaven.
Are you seeing this? Your son is becoming a man.
Wha?
What the hell?!
Ryoko, come out!
What the?!
Shit. She's here already.
Ryoko!
Ryoko, you must come out!
I know that you are in there!
You cannot get away from me now!
Are you sure this is on?
Yes, ma'am.
Well, then, what is she doing?
Oh, never mind.
I want you to fire a shot nearby.
I thought we were to refrain from firing.
That's an order.
You see?
Yes, what should we do?
Well, for starters, why don't you stand up?
Now point the sword hilt toward me...
and pray to have the jewels returned to me.
That's it? Okay.
What's going on?
You only gave me one!
That's right.
Well, it'll do.
Come, Ryo-Ohki.
Awaken.
Come!
It's Ryo-Ohki.
There you are, you heinous criminal battleship.
Attack it immediately!
What is this? What's going on?
Why is this happening?
Let's go, Tenchi.
Why me?
Oh!
Okay, Ryo-Ohki! Let's make our getaway!
Yes! This is the feeling!
It's good to be able to move freely again.
My house!
Sorry, I didn't have time to worry about it, so I shrank it and brought it.
Dad!
Dammit! You annoying little...
Launch counterattack!
She cannot escape us.
Go capture her! Azaka! Kamidake!
Yes.
Yes, ma'am.
Stay back!
Jurai guardians...
Help me!
It's been a while, hasn't it, Ryoko?
I've been looking for you for some time.
May I ask you one question?
Why did that Earthling have this sword with him?
Answer me!
Stop!
I'm coming!
Enough!
This seems to have an opposite effect on you.
You're behaving like... what's that called?
A masochist?
Oh, yes. That's what they call it.
Actually, I'm more of a sadist.
Oh, I'm sorry-
Oh never mind! That's completely irrelevant.
I'll ask you again.
Why did that young man have this sword?
You bonehead.
Huh?
Don't you feel it in his blood?
You're not answering my question.
Because the sword is his!
Don't be ridiculous!
You know this sword belongs to my brother!
Now, where is he? Where is my brother?
"Brother" this, "brother" that.
You came all this way just to look for him?
You royal types must be really bored.
Silence, criminal! How dare you!
Well, well.
My brother's disappearance all started because of you.
So that's how it happened?
Okay. Stop!
Please, you can stop now!
Now answer me.
Tenchi probably knows more about Yosho than I do.
Why would this sword know the whereabouts of my brother?
Oh, yeah, I forgot. The sword is called Tenchi, too.
No, I mean the Earthling boy's name is Tenchi.
Oh, my. What a coincidence.
You think so?
Princess, it's time for bed.
Later. I am busy.
I cannot allow that.
The Queen has given me strict orders.
Oh, very well.
Take her off to jail!
Good night, Little Princess.
Come, Princess. This way.
What is this place?
Hey!
Ryoko!
Where did she go?
Let me out! Let me out!
I didn't have anything to do with her!
All right! Now I'm going to let you have it!
Damn!
What are you doing?
Well, I'm trying to escape from this stupid little...
Huh?
Who are you?
My name is Sasami.
Sasami?
Have you been kidnapped as well?
No, this is our ship.
This is your ship?
You're an alien? From planet Sasami?
No, you silly!
I come from the planet Jurai.
What about those weird logs?
They're guardians, our servants.
I see...
You are?
Oh, right. My name's Tenchi.
Will you play with me?
You look just like we do.
So cute.
That looks like...
Huh? It's gone!
What's wrong?
I had a sword just like that...
Hey, Sasami-chan, could you do me a favor?
Could you return me home?
I don't have anything to do with anything.
Will you do me a favor too?
My darling Ayeka, tomorrow morning...
I must leave here to do battle with a rampaging criminal.
But not to worry.
I will defeat this criminal and return...
And when I come back...
When you came back,
I was to become your bride, but you never returned.
Onii-sama...
My sister's room is right over there.
She's asleep now, so you know what to do.
Yeah, I think so.
Go in there and get her head ornament?
That's right.
But why should I?
It belongs to her, doesn't it?
Just get it!
Okay. I'll get it.
Just make sure you remember your promise.
Sorry to barge in like this.
Excuse me.
Oh...
How am I supposed to get that off her?
Seriously, how?
Huh?
The sword! She's got it!
I'll get the sword first.
Onii-sama.
What?
It's not what you think.
Azaka! Kamidake!
Yes, ma'am.
I want you to put that scoundrel to death.
Oh, my. How quickly he runs.
Here we come.
It's dangerous! Let's get out of here!
Can't you do something about those things?!
They're my sister's, so I can't.
That way. Hurry!
Hurry! Go in there!
Oh hey, it's Tenchi.
Oh, man.
Huh? Where...
Yoo-hoo!
It's her!
Great timing!
You got me into this! You get me out!
Without the other jewels, I just can't.
Stop yelling and get me out of here.
First, I can't open this thing.
And another...
What are you doing?
Excuse me.
What's this?
Nice to meet you.
I'm Sasami.
Uh... yeah.
Onii-chan, who is this old lady?
Is she a friend of yours?
Old lady?
Yes, I am.
But I'm not an old lady.
No, indeed.
Ow, that kinda hurts.
I wonder why this opened.
Hey! That sword is Yosho-oniichan's.
What? Yosho-oniichan?
Uh-huh.
But why were you able to use it?
What a nice thing to bring along!
Uh-oh.
Now, just a minute.
Nothing to worry about.
You can't touch this.
Just trust me. Relax.
Stop it!
Be quiet.
That's far enough!
And here comes the Princess.
Sasami, I see it was you who released him.
You really shouldn't have done that.
Well, sorry. I was just bored.
That's no excuse!
You, I believe your name is Tenchi-san.
I have a question I'd like to ask you.
What can I do for you?
Where is the owner of that sword you hold?
Eh? He died a long time ago.
You are lying!
That's what it says in the ancient legend.
What was his name?
Well, I'm pretty sure his name was Yosho.
Oh, no.
Does that help at all?
Oh, yeah. He died, didn't he?
That's too bad.
You're trying to trick me!
Azaka! Kamidake!
Yes, ma'am.
Onee-chan!
Order your wooden puppets to pull back.
You play dirty to the end.
Bye-bye, Onee-chan.
Sasami, come here!
Get back, Azaka! No!
Get back!
Stop!
What are you doing, Tenchi?
What's happening?
I gave you an order to capture them.
The sword, the master key shouldn't react to anyone but those of royal blood.
So why is it...
It can't be.
No, it can't be true.
Tenchi!
Call Ryo-Ohki.
You want to go home, don't you?
If you return my house, too.
I can't believe it.
I won't believe it. It is impossible.
Suit yourself.
But you should know that where you're standing, isn't quite safe.
Told you so.
Let's go, Tenchi.
Thank you, little girl.
Bye-bye, Onii-chan.
Do something, quickly.
I'm sorry.
I will never forgive that woman.
I'll make her follow us down to Earth.
As long as she's up here, she'll only give us trouble.
Don't do that. You'll hurt her.
Whose side are you on, anyway?
If you like her, go join her.
She's just a girl.
So?
Ryo-Ohki's mass is growing abnormally.
Why aren't they under our control?
They have used the master key.
What are you doing? Attack!
It's too dangerous!
Descent velocity increasing.
If we were to fall to Earth, even Ryu-Oh will not escape serious damage.
How unreasonable that woman is.
Ryoko, stop this immediately!
Even you won't be able to escape unharmed.
Say something!
Stop this immediately!
I know you can hear me!
20 seconds to Earth's surface!
Stop! Please!
Jettison the ship's exterior!
Time for the news.
Around 4 a.m., an object believed to be a meteor...
fell on the great Seto bridge,
destroying the bridge on impact.
As a result, Japan Rail has been unable to operate,
with no word as to when service will be restored.
Other damage is currently under investigation...
by the Marine Safety Agency and Police.
Take a look at that. It's a major story.
What's wrong?
You don't look well at all, Tenchi.
Cheer up! We got back safely, didn't we?
You should be thankful.
Of course, now our house is right by your Grandfather's shrine.
But I think that's kind of convenient.
Eat this, too. It's good.
You're lucky. You don't have a scratch.
You really ought to be thanking me.
After all, I protected you at my own personal risk.
But most of the crash was absorbed by our ship.
That's why you were all right.
So that's why our landing point was off?
I almost landed back in that damn cave.
I thought there was another young lady with you.
Where did she go?
She's over there.
Sasami, what are you doing?
Come and help me save Ryu-oh, my ship!
It's too big for us to handle. We'll never get it out.
I can't get stranded on a remote planet like this.
Oh, my ship!
My Ryu-Oh!
Don't tell me "I love you,"
"Suki dayo" to iwanai de
「好きだよ」 と言わないで
It's such a trifling thing to say, hmm...
Tsumaranai serifu yo hmm
つまらない 台詞よ
Feigning that we don't know,
Shiran puri dekiru noga
知らんぷり できるのが
That's our talent for love.
Renai no sainou
恋愛の才能
Well, our eyes just now met again.
Nee mata imamo mega atta yone
ねえ また いまも 目が合ったよね
And, ah! I love the moment when we turn away!
Me wo sorasu shunkan ga ah sukiyo
目をそらす 瞬間が Ah 好きよ
I understand your feelings
Wakatteru no kimi no kimochi
わかってるの キミの気持ち
Because I feel the same way, but
Watashi datte onaji dakedo
わたしだって 同じたけど
Once we call ourselves "lovers,"
"Koibito" to yobareta toki
「恋人」 と呼ばれたとき
That's not love anymore.
Mou sore wa koi janai noyo
もう それは 恋じゃないのよ
So let's not make sure of it;
Dakara tashikame tari shinai de
だから 確かめたりしないで
Please, let's stay just like this.
Douzo kono mama de
どうぞ こ のままで
I understand your feelings;
Wakatteru no kimi no kimochi
わかってるの キミの気持ち
I feel the same way, too.
Watashi datte onaji da mono
わたしだって 同じだもの
Once we call ourselves "lovers,"
"Koibito" to yobareta toki
「恋人」 と呼ばれたとき
Then that's not love anymore.
Mou sore wa koi janai kara
もう それは 恋じゃないから
Please, let's not make sure of it;
Douzo tashikametari shinaide
どうぞ 確かめたりしないで
Secretly... let's stay just like this.
Sotto... konomama de
そっと… このままで
Preview of the next episode
I can't go home now!
Ayeka heard about Yosho-oniisama's whereabouts and became sick.
Ryoko-san is teasing Ayeka.
What should I do?
Tenchi-oniichan, be nice to my sister.
She's completely innocent.
Tenchi Muyo Episode 3: Hello Ryo-Ohki-chan!
Can love save my sister?
Episode 3
Hello Ryo-Ohki-chan!