Sitting in a swing makes me feel good.
fuwan powan ii kimochi
Peaceful sunlight is holding me.
nodo kana hizashi ni tsutsumarete
I forget about time and take a nap.
toki wo wasurete ohirunenano
On a warm spring day...
poka poka otenki
See you!
Bye-Bye!
the cat accompanying me is also falling asleep.
otomo no neko mo uto uto
My prince, please don't kiss me yet.
oujisama kisu shinaide mada
Powa powa powawa, happiness is beyond my dream.
fuwan powan powawawan shiawase wa madoromi no kanata
Please don't wake me up.
onegai okoshicha
I'm a princess sleeping on my veranda.
ikenaiwa engawa de nemuru ohimesama wo
Galaxy Police Mihoshi's Space Adventure
Water!
Water! Somebody!
Not again... Taking a nap in such a place.
Mihoshi-san! Wake up, Mihoshi-san.
Ah, it's the old witch!
What old witch?!
She's still half asleep.
She must be exhausted.
And just what is she supposed to be exhausted from?!
Eating too much breakfast?!
Oh, I'm sorry.
She's nothing but trouble.
Everyone else is working hard, cleaning and doing laundry.
Exactly. Don't be lazy.
That includes you!
I'm sorry.
It was so nice and sunny, I couldn't help dozing off.
All you do is nap all day.
Are you really in the Galaxy Police?
How mean!
I'll have you know I'm a B1 level detective...
who has solved lots of difficult cases!
Wow! Really?
Yeah, really!
Especially "the case of the ultra-energy matter robber."
That was one of the biggest cases in galaxy crime history!
Please, tell us about it!
Um... maybe I should just keep the story to myself.
Eh...
She's just making it up.
Right, Tenchi?
All right, then, I'll tell you the story.
It was the year when the galaxy economic crisis had reached its peak.
At that time in the galaxy,
a most wicked space pirate...
was robbing ultra-energy matter time after time.
And the name of the pirate was...
Well, let's say it was Ryoko for now.
What do you mean by that?
Don't you cast me in your story without permission!
I just thought it would be easier to understand.
My, I think it is perfect casting.
And what is "ultra-energy matter" anyway?
It's an ultra-energy matter, of course.
So what is it?
Um, it's a matter with incredible, ultra-energy.
You understand now?
No, I don't!
You think you're Washu or what?
Thanks for the gift, gentlemen.
Wait!
That day, I headed to my office with complete composure as usual.
Aah! I'm late!
Get out of my way!
I could sense a serious case was waiting for me.
I knew I was right when I saw the look on the face of my partner, Detective Kiyone.
Oh, it was awful!
First, they made me deliver the mail...
and that's not all. Then they...
My life was absolutely perfect until I became a detective.
But ever since you became my partner, it's been a nightmare!
Now, now. One day something good will come around.
You're the last person that should tell me that!
The police commissioner himself has assigned us...
to investigate all these cases of ultra-energy robberies.
Who's that?
Investigator Tenchi from police headquarters.
He caught Ryoko red-handed, only to get captured.
We don't know if he's dead or alive.
What a bonehead!
I'm feeling sorry for him, to be called a bonehead by you.
I know Tenchi-sama is still alive!
Well, now it's you.
Look, you can't just walk in here like that.
Police headquarters must have informed you of my visit.
They sure did.
Sit down.
Oh, this bubble-head here is my partner, Detective Mihoshi.
How do you do?
So you must be Ryoko-san, huh?
What could make you think that?!
She was Ayeka, the heiress of the Jurai Group...
and the self-appointed fiancée of Investigator Tenchi.
Please have some tea.
Thank you.
Wow! It's delicious.
Isn't it?
Sasami-chan is the best tea maker in the crime investigation section.
I'm not a tea maker.
I'm an apprentice detective.
Okay, okay.
But you must try harder if you want to become a detective.
I'll be fine. Even you made it.
You're my star of hope, Mihoshi-san.
Oh, my! You're embarrassing me!
Tell us what brought you here.
I asked the commissioner for the best detectives he had to handle this case,
and he recommended you.
I see. Well, that makes sense.
On behalf of the Jurai Group,
I demand you to rescue Tenchi-sama safe and sound...
and deal with that dumb Ryoko!
Bang! Bang! Thud! Thud!
Squeeze... squeeze... until she's finished!
Understood!
You just leave it to us.
After all kinds of hardships, we managed to locate Ryoko's hideout.
We headed for it with a "death or glory" spirit.
Just exactly what kind of hardships are you talking about?
W-Why don't we just skip those details.
But I have to know to understand!
Hey, tell me,
why do you have Sasami tagging along?
Because I can't get my tea without Sasami-chan.
And besides, I'm part of this investigation,too.
And you!
I told you this would be dangerous,
but you insist on going.
Of course.
Tenchi-sama is my future husband.
I can't just sit around.
She's right, Kiyone
You should try to understand how Ayeka-san feels.
Mihoshi-san...
I mean, anyone can see Tenchi-san is her last chance to get married.
Why can't you understand old maid Ayeka-san's feelings?
Just who are you calling an old maid?!
C-Calm down.
Ayeka is just a name I'm calling this character.
It doesn't really mean you, Ayeka-san.
I can't imagine who else it could mean.
Yes, yes.
Ryoko's hideout is somewhere around here.
Could that be it?
Yes, that's what it says.
Hey, Mihoshi, wait a minute.
You fool! What do you think you're doing?
I'm sorry. I couldn't help it.
In these cases, we sneak through the back door.
It's common sense!
Is that so?
Have some more, won't you?
No, no, thanks.
Don't be silly. Here you go.
All right, if you insist.
By the way,
this place is really nice.
It's a little bit old.
But that means the rent is cheaper.
Besides, it's isolated,
which means you can make all the noise you want and not be heard.
I guess I'd really better be going...
if I'm going to catch the last train.
Come on, the best part is just about to begin.
What do you mean by "the best part"...
Stop it, please!
Don't add to all the crimes you've committed!
Come on, there's no use resisting me!
That line should be delivered by a policeman!
Tenchi-sama, I have come to save you!
Ayeka-san!
Damn.
Oh, my!
What do you think you're doing, barging into my house like this?
Tenchi-sama, what is the meaning of this?
Well... um... it's not what you think.
You don't have to hide it, Tenchi.
I'd call this "hard evidence," wouldn't you?
What do you think you're doing?!
Calm down, Ayeka-san!
It's all a misunderstanding!
What's the problem, you old maid?
What did you say?!
Ayeka-san!
You bitch!
And so, we made a nice surprise attack on Ryoko's hideout...
and succeeded in arresting her after incredible mortal combat.
Is this all you could find in Ryoko's hideout?
Where could she have hidden such a huge quantity of ultra-energy matter?
Could there be someone else behind the scenes?
And that someone ordered Ryoko to collect all the ultra-energy matter?
Right.
It's possible.
But who could that someone be?
Wow!
How adorable!
What is it?
This is...
It's just a picture from her childhood.
What's wrong with it?
This is the greatest mad scientist in the galaxy, Dr. Washu!
So she is the one behind the scenes?
Dr. Washu!
It's fishy... real fishy.
It's so fishy, I can smell it and it smells like burning fish!
Huh?
It smells like burning fish?
Yes, it smells like burning...
Huh?
Hey, what's going on?!
Ugh! What's happening here?
Washu-san!
What are you doing, Washu-san?
These cooking devices are so primitive, I can't make them work.
Now we know who is behind the scenes.
The question is how we can capture Washu.
Are you really sure, Mihoshi?
Yes. Trust me.
Are you stupid or what?
Please, Ryoko-san, won't you help us?
We really need your help to arrest Washu.
And you really believe I would strike a deal with you?
Yes, I know you.
You are actually a very kind-hearted person.
In your photo album,
I found this picture.
In those days, you were...
so cheerful...
and happy.
Even when you were arrested for racketeering before graduation,
you must have had a good reason for doing it, right?
I believe in you.
I know that you can mend your ways.
Really?
Do you really believe in me?
Yes. Of course I do.
Ah, I think I'm remembering that warm feeling...
I lost a long time ago.
You will help us, won't you, Ryoko-san?
Yes!
Good afternoon.
This is GHK news at noon.
A gunfight was reported late last night at the shuttle port...
inside a Galaxy Police branch office.
According to GHK sources,
a prisoner, the heinous space pirate Ryoko,
kidnapped an investigator, invaded the shuttle port...
and fled in a captured shuttle after the gunfight.
Kidnapped was Investigator Tenchi, who had been dispatched to investigate...
What did you think you were doing, all of you?!
I was a fool to believe her.
There go my chances for promotion.
I'll rescue Tenchi-san, I swear it on my honour.
Your honour? I didn't know you had any.
After all kinds of hardships,
we managed to locate Washu's space fort...
and headed for it with that "death or glory" spirit.
That again?
And what were those hardships?
Uh, well, anyway, we did head for it.
Oh! There it is!
Just follow me, everyone.
Be quiet and careful.
It's so dark.
I feel like a cockroach.
Oh?
What is this?
A giant roach motel!
So much for "just follow me"!
I-I'm sorry!
W-What shall we do?
Don't, Ryo-chan!
Sasami-chan!
Who's there?
Where am I?
W-Who are you?
Welcome.
Dr. Washu!
But you are a little too late.
My great invention is already completed.
Look at this!
This is the ultimate weapon, made from ultra-energy,
the galaxy destroyer!
There will be no interference here.
Now give yourself up.
S-Stop!
Don't try to put up a struggle.
H-Help! Someone help me!
Now, I'm sure you're wondering what this galaxy destroyer is.
Now just relax and leave it to big sister.
Stop it!
We were in a desperate situation.
The crisis at hand, the destruction of the universe, and...
of course, Tenchi's chastity.
Sasami-chan, wake up! Sasami-chan!
Oh, Ryo-chan, you're safe!
Yup, but we've got to save everybody.
Now quick!
Transform into Pretty Sammy!
Yeah!
Don't worry. I'll be gentle.
Let's just sit back and watch the entire universe vanish into nothingness.
How do you like it, G.P.?
When the darkness fills up this hall,
the entire universe will cease to exist!
Wait a second!
If the universe is destroyed, you'll also cease to exist.
Who cares? It doesn't matter!
As long as my power is recognized throughout the universe,
I have nothing to regret!
Now take that! And that!
Tenchi-sama!?
Ayeka-san!
Who are you?
Just a magician who happened to pass by.
And this plot you have to destroy the universe is now over!
Tenchi-sama!
Ayeka-san!
We were saved by this mysterious magician.
Isn't it too convenient?
What impudence!
I'll tell you, this magic is no match for science.
Get them, Mecha-Ryoko!
Jugem, jugem, gokoh-no-srekary.
Time for you little ones to wake up to love.
Tenchi! Tenchi! Tenchi!
Tenchi-sama!
Damn it!
This is not the end.
Nothing can stop this galaxy destroyer.
Not even the power of magic!
What do you mean?
Enormous energy! Can't get any closer!
Now it's time for all of you to vanish with the galaxy!
Baton...
flash!
That's it! Remote control!
Damn it!
It's over, Dr. Washu!
Surrender! Surrender yourself!
My Mecha...
Run, everyone!
The mechanism is out of control!
Tenchi! Tenchi! Tenchi!
Wait for me, Tenchi-sama!
We're saved.
Thank you, Kiyone.
You sacrificed yourself to save us.
But I wonder who Pretty Sammy is.
I wonder.
And that's how the galaxy was saved from extinction.
Good, brave Kiyone.
I will never forget your precious sacrifice.
Mi... ho... shi!
Kill you!
l swear...
I will kill you!
Don't worry and don't be discouraged, because I'm with you.
nayama nai de kujike nai de watashi ga iru wa
Your future is full of mysteries, so believe in the miracle.
mirai wa mada nazo darakeyo kiseki o shinjite
You can do it, if you have dreams.
yume mire ba kitto dekiru
When you say the spell, it will be solved perfectly.
jumon o tonaereba pittari kaiketsu da wa
When you get thirsty, here we go, one more drink.
nodo ga kawake ba hohoi no hoi de mou ippai
When you get hungry, here you are, delivery comes to you.
onaka suitara pipopa no pa de demaemo kuruwa
If somebody in your heart is about to be taken away...
mune ni himeta daiji na hito tou rare sou demo
trust the mysterious power, the last power and the magic.
fushigi na power saigo no power mahou o shinjite
If you see, you can feel the love.
mitsu mereba ai ga mieru
When you say the spell...
jyuumon o tonaereba
feelings are touched and the situation will reverse.
horori gyakuten dawa
Goofing around and late for class, here we go, made you smile.
he ma mo kikoku mo hehehe no he de niko niko
Raking fallen leaves is for Mr. Rerereno-re.
okiba toujiwa rerere no re ni makasete agete
When you get thirsty, here we go, one more drink.
nodo ga kawake ba hohoi no hoi de mou ippai
When you get hungry, here you are, delivery comes to you.
onaka suitara pipopa no pa de demaemo kuruwa