sekkin shitai aoi mirai e watashi honki ni nattan da
接近したい 青いミライへ わたし本気になったんだ
I want to get a bit closer to the blue future. I've turned serious.
sou desu... nanto hakken desu!
そうです... なんと発見です!
Yes... What an amazing thing I've found!
kimochi moyamoya ai de tsunagaretai
気持ちもやもやアイで繋がれたい
I want my feelings to be bound by a hazy kind of love.
kuyashii hyoujou wa yuujouppoi
悔しい表情は友情っぽい
This facial expression of frustration is kind of like friendship.
kimi to sekai no Mixture (saguriai deshou)
君とセカイのMixture (探り合いでしょう)
This is a mixture of you and the world. (We're sounding each other out, right?)
shourai... motto yuubou desu?
しょうらい... もっと有望です?
Is the future... more promising?
nami ga kirakira fui ni ai ni kite yo
波がきらきらフイに会いにきてよ
As the waves are sparkling, suddenly come to see me!
hageshii shoudou wa nan desu ka?
激しい衝動はなんですか?
What's a violent urge?
hate no sekai oshiete yo
果てのセカイ教えてよ
Tell me about the limits of the world.
shiritai mitai koukishin
(Go! Go! Go! Go!)
知りたい見たい好奇心
I want to know! I want to see! I'm curious.
migoto da ne (tsuikyuu shite!)
みごとだね (追求して!)
That's amazing. (Pursue it!)
shite kara gakkari
してからガッカリ
But once you have, what a disappointment.
ochikomu toko ga kawaii
落ち込むとこがかわいい
When you're feeling blue, you're cute.
iu to choushi ni nocchau tsuppashicchau?
言うと調子に乗っちゃう突っ走っちゃう?
When I say that, you get cocky and go running off.
HIGH POWERED hitori ja tarinain da na
HIGH POWERED ひとりじゃ足りないんだな
HIGH POWERED, you can't do it alone.
kimi to (watashi) tomo ni susume
君と (わたし) ともに進め
You and (me), let's move ahead together.
mokuteki ga chigau tte naisho
目的が違うって内緒
It's our secret that our goals are different, though.
HIGH POSITION yabou ni tokimeitara
HIGH POSITION 野望にときめいたら
HIGH POSITION, if you're excited by aspirations,
kimi to (Go! Go!) issho ni (Go! Go!)
君と (Go! Go!) いっしょに (Go! Go!)
Then let's (Go! Go!) together (Go! Go!).
aoi mirai de oyogubeki deshou
青いミライで泳ぐべきでしょう
In the blue future, I suppose we should swim.
aaa... shinryaku tte kibun nanda
あーあ... 侵略って気分なんだ
I feel like I'm invading,
kokoro kouryaku tte kibun... ganbacchae!
ココロ攻略って気分... がんばっちゃえ!
Feeling like capturing your heart... Gotta give it your best!
Ika-neechan!
Who are you de geso?
Be my husband!
Huh?
What are you talking about de geso?
Can't you see I'm a squid de ge-
It's just pretend.
I want you to play house with me.
Play what de geso?
Will You Play House With Me?!
You don't know what that is?
Just watch me.
"Darling, what are these lipstick stains?!"
"Stop nagging. That happened because the train was packed."
"Hmm, I wonder."
"Hey bitch, gimme money. I'm hitting up the arcade!"
"I can't live like this any more!"
What was all that about?
I guess she has a pretty complicated family life de geso.
Do you get it now?
Yes!
This is a game where you become father, mother and kids de geso.
That's right!
I'll be the mum and you be the dad.
Okay de geso!
Honey,
is everything all right at work?
Yes. Everything's going well de geso.
At this rate, by next week I'll have invaded 80 percent of the world de geso.
Invaded?
Here you are, Ika Musume!
I'm not "Squid Girl" right now; I'm Squid Man de geso!
Huh?
What the heck are you into now?
You want to play house with us, too?
You're playing house?
Who is this little girl, anyway?
I'll play the little girl.
Why don't you be the mum?
I... I actually think I'll pass.
Daddy! You're home!
I'm back de geso!
They're not giving me much choice.
Hi, Honey!
Would you like your bath first, or your dinner first, or-
I want shrimp de geso!
You're the only one!
Chizuru told me they were at the park, but where?
Is that...
Open wide.
Eiko!
What the hell is this?!
Sanae!
That's my job!
How dare you?!
Calm down!
Who is that?
My arch-nemesis de geso.
Arch-nemesis?
How can you do this when you know how I feel about Ika-chan?
Playing house means simulating married life!
You think I'm going to just let that slide?
You're hurting me. Let go!
Want to play house with us, too?
You can play Daddy's illicit lover!
Where did this kid learn this stuff?
Ika-chan's illicit lover...
I'm home de geso!
Hi, Daddy!
Hello, honey!
And just who is that woman behind you?!
Behind me?
When did you get here?
You've always refused to tell me your address,
so I just followed you all the way home from work.
She would, too.
What's the meaning of this?
You better have a good explanation!
Well... it's that... de geso
Isn't it obvious?
Squid Man and I are in love.
Let's retreat to our love nest!
No de geso!
So, business as usual, huh?
Let me go de geso!
Ika-chan!
Kiyomi!
You never smile at me like that!
Let's make this clear once and for all!
Make what clear, exactly?
Don't play stupid!
I know you two are always hanging out!
That's because of our Invasion Club activities de geso!
Would you like to become a member, too?
Like I'd join a club my rival's a member of!
Rival?
Let's make it clear who really loves Squid Man!
A love triangle has developed! This is awesome!
Again, where did she learn all these things?
Want to play house, too?
Oh, so that's what this is.
You can play my Daddy's latest lover!
L-Lover?!
It looks like her home has oceans of drama de geso.
I don't know how good I'll be at it, but I can try.
So you're Squid Man's new lover, huh?!
Yes.
My name is Kiyomi.
Nice to meet you.
She... smiled.
Someone who can smile in this situation has real talent.
Squid Man is the type who's easily dazzled by new things,
but you know that old saying: "Lovers and tatami mats are best when old!"
I think that saying is "Lovers and tatami mats are best when new."
You're both wrong.
It's "wives and tatami mats".
So are you saying I should be with my shiny new lover Kiyomi de geso,
or should I be true to Eiko, since she's my wife de geso?
Eiko's done so much for me, but Kiyomi's my friend de geso...
Of course, you should choose me, Squid Ma-
No freakin' way de geso.
I don't think this is a game of house any more.
I can't live without you, Squid Man!
Let's go to our love nest!
No! No!
I told you, no de geso!
Shouldn't we stop her?
That would just complicate things.
Huh? What?
No means no de geso!
You said you were going to have a baby, didn't you?
A b-baby?
She wanted to complicate things?
How cruel, Ika-chan!
You only have to say the word, and I'd gladly have your baby!
She would, too.
You keep talking about babies, but whose baby, exactly de geso?
You can't play dumb, Daddy!
Me and Mummy saw the maternity record book!
Didn't we?
You know about that stuff too?!
Yeah, we saw it!
It said you're in the final month,
so you have to give birth, right?
I will give birth to this baby, even if I have to do it alone!
Daddy, what are you going to do?
Honey!
Ika-chan!
Can't we talk about it?
You good-for-nothing!
You're... You're not my daddy!
Rampaging horses are loose in the street!
You're in the street now?
Watch out de geso!
Ika Musume, are you all right?
You can't die, Daddy!
Honey!
Don't leave me here all alone, Squid Man!
I shall die as well, Squid Man!
Please... invade the surface... for me de... geso.
Squid Man!
Honey!
Daddy!
That was great!
Thanks, everybody!
Bye bye!
Bye bye de geso!
Take care!
You were, like, 90 percent serious.
That's a lie!
I was 100 percent serious!
I thought so.
Makes you wonder what kind of freaky house Risa is being raised in de geso.
Stop this madness!
I'll kill you first and then myself!
Stop! We can still talk about this!
Turn that off already.
You really eat up those love/hate dramas.
I bought this bag, but it's too big and there's never a chance to use it.
I bought this planner, but I never use it.
Here, Ika Musume-chan.
You can have this.
And this.
It's a bag.
This is a planner.
What is that for de geso?
You use this to write down your appointments.
Not that you ever have those, though.
There's nothing I can't make use of de geso.
Didn't We Have an Arrangement?!
Work
Food
Bath
Food
Bath
Food
Bath
Food
Bath
TV
Food
Bath
TV
Food
Bath
TV
Food
Bath
TV
Food
Bath
TV
I guess that does it de geso.
Food
Bath
TV
Food
Bath
TV
Gaming
Food
Bath
TV
Gaming
Food
Bath
TV
Gaming
Food
Bath
TV
Gaming
Food
Bath
TV
Gaming
Food
Bath
TV
Gaming
Food
Bath
TV
Gaming
Food
Bath
TV
Gaming
Food
Bath
TV
Gaming
Sleep
Food
Bath
TV
Gaming
Sleep
Food
Bath
TV
Gaming
Sleep
Food
Bath
TV
Gaming
Sleep
Food
Bath
TV
Gaming
Sleep
Food
Bath
TV
Gaming
Sleep
Food
Bath
TV
Gaming
Sleep
Food
Bath
TV
Gaming
Sleep
Food
Bath
TV
Gaming
Sleep
Food
Bath
TV
Gaming
Sleep
Food
Bath
TV
Gaming
Sleep
Food
Bath
TV
Gaming
Sleep
Food
Bath
TV
Gaming
Sleep
Food
Bath
TV
Gaming
Sleep
Food
Bath
TV
Gaming
Sleep
Food
Bath
TV
Gaming
Sleep
Food
Bath
TV
Gaming
Sleep
Food
Bath
TV
Gaming
Sleep
Food
Bath
TV
Gaming
Sleep
Food
Bath
TV
Gaming
Sleep
There's nothing else to write here de geso.
I'm sure I can make excellent use of this bag.
I'm already done.
I don't feel like I'm using this right de geso.
Ika-chan?
Kiyomi!
What's that bag for?
I got it from Chizuru de geso.
I'm not quite sure what I should put in it, though de geso.
What do you have in your bag de geso?
I've got my towel, a water bottle, and such.
You know, stuff I need for my club.
Can I take a peek de geso?
Sure.
Today, I've only got my club, so this is all that's in there,
but when I've got class,
I put my textbooks and notebooks in there, too.
I get it de geso!
You put in the things you'll need while you're out de geso.
Yeah!
You've got a big bag, so you could fit pretty much anything in there.
A planner!
Can I look at this, too de geso?
Okay.
Wow, so much stuff!
I'm so jealous de geso.
You could write down the things you have to get done at the restaurant.
You're right!
I'm going to do that right now de geso.
What's that?
Hey, you should ask before you just take my clock!
It's time to prepare for opening de geso.
You're not done with the refilling yet!
I can't help it de geso; I'm following the plan de geso.
What plan?
8:30 Refill soy sauce
8:45 Opening preparations
Put chairs down
with tentacles
8:55 Bathroom
with tentacles
You've got that planned out to the minute.
I'll have a sardine rice bowl.
And I'll have a Yokohama ramen.
A sardine rice bowl.
A Yokohama ramen...
What are you doing?
Hey!
What about our order?
10:20 Hydration
I have to drink water before I get dehydrated, or there's no point de geso.
You're in the middle of waiting on customers!
Twelve o'clock. Time for lunch de geso.
Chizuru!
I'd like shrimp fried rice for lunch, please de geso.
You shouldn't walk around with raw stuff in your bag!
Anyway, you can eat your lunch later!
Take this out.
That's going to screw up my plan de geso.
Do it!
Three o'clock. Snack time.
How can it be snack time already,
when I haven't even had lunch?
I'm sorry, but could you run out and buy some cabbages?
But it's my snack time...
You can buy a snack too, just please go!
I guess that works de geso.
Good thing I brought my wallet de geso.
What "wallet"?!
This is my piggy bank!
Ika-neechan, come quick!
We were playing volleyball and our ball got carried out on the tide!
Do I have to go right now de geso?
Water, please.
Yes!
You're still here?
I need those cabbages right away!
What the heck should I do de geso?
Should I get my snack first, or the cabbages,
or rescue Takeru from the tide de geso?
I'm right here.
You're panicking.
Ika-chan!
Huh?
It's Sanae de geso!
Huh?
I could've sworn I just saw Ika-chan.
I'll be back.
Is she gone de geso?
Yes.
3:10.
Bathroom.
My plans aren't working out at all de geso!
What did I tell you?
How can I make my plans all fit together de geso?
Ika-chan.
Kiyomi!
How's it going?
Are you getting the hang of your bag and your planner?
I keep making all these plans,
but then these other things come up and nothing works out de geso.
That happens to me, too.
See?
Club (gym)
Return books (library)
I was supposed to go to the library after my club,
but I'm really tired, so I'm going home instead.
After all, plans are just plans.
So you're saying it's okay to not follow the plan de geso?
Not exactly.
Then I'm going to plan with all my heart de geso!
Today's plan:
Seven o'clock, Aizawa house,
commence invasion.
Ten o'clock.
Defeat Chizuru.
Seven at night.
Invade Kantou!
Eight at night.
Invade Western Japan.
You won this battle!
Motonari Mori has committed suicide.
The Mori family has fallen.
Ten at night.
Complete invasion of Japan.
"...invasion of Japan."
You're not following your planner at all.
Plans are supposed to be flexible de geso.
Yeah, but only to a certain point.
Would you like to unwind this weekend from your hard week at work?
Weekend hotspot!
Hakone Yuno-Oni Hot Springs
Then come to the Hakone Yuno-Oni Hot Springs!
Hot springs, huh?
Sure, why not?
I've finished invading de geso.
Hakone
Yuno-Oni
Hot
springs
You're not done at all!
Hey, let's play!
Sure de geso.
Bye!
Bye bye!
Hi, Sanae.
Here.
This is that CD I was talking about.
Thank you.
Oh, and... I found this in front of the door.
Hey, that's Ika Musume's!
Thanks.
My pleasure.
An amusement park?
Yeah!
I was thinking we could all go next weekend.
Wow.
I've never heard of a place like that before, but it sounds like waves of fun de geso.
Amusement Park
I wonder when Ika-chan will get here.
I'm getting light-headed...
Thank you for riding with us.
Hurry up de geso!
We'll miss the next train!
We're fine.
Everyone, sit down immediately!
Stop freaking out! The train is empty.
You don't have to rush, Ika-neechan.
The amusement park isn't going anywhere.
Shall We Pop Over to an Amusement Park?!
I haven't been there in so long.
Yeah!
I think I was in grade school the last time.
So what kind of place is an amusement park, anyway de geso?
You were sure hurrying a lot for someone who doesn't even know where she's going.
An amusement park is where a lot of things are spinning around...
Spinning...
Ika-chan! Ika-chan!
And where things zoom out at you!
And things rattle you around.
Rattle, rattle...
Ika-chan!
It sounds terrifying de geso!
Dream Amusement
Park
Wow, it's been forever!
The sign's just like it was back then!
Ika-neechan, it's fine.
This is a fun place.
This place hasn't changed one bit.
Here, I bought our access passes.
Oh, they've got those now.
Access Pass
How lame!
And they charge 800 yen?!
Let's go, Ika-neechan!
A-All right de geso!
They've only got the coffee cup ride?
That's the recession for you.
It's the ticket seller.
Guests stopped coming, so our revenue went down,
then we couldn't pay our employees any more.
But we wanted this amusement park to survive.
We sold the land off bit by bit until we ended up with what you see now.
It's a tough world we live in.
But you're lucky.
This is the park's last day.
What?
Really?
I don't mind if this park disappears,
so long as it lives on in your memories.
We're going to stay with you, Pops, to the bitter end!
That's right!
Let's ride the heck out of these coffee cups!
Agreed!
Thank you so much.
You were right, these really do spin de geso!
It zooms at you, and you even rattle!
I think I meant it a little differently.
I can't... any more...
These are rough...
I'm getting really sick.
I'm completely fine.
Round and round and round we go de geso!
Looks like Ika Musume-chan's really enjoying this.
She's really good at that.
I said we'd stay here all day,
but that's going to be harder than I thought.
Excuse me?
When does this park close?
Eleven... at night?
That long?!
We've got to keep up with Mouseland since they stay open late, too.
It's you!
You've got a weird sense of pride for someone who only has the coffee cup ride.
I guess you're right.
There's no reason for an amusement park with only the coffee cup ride to exist.
It would be better for everyone if we just went away, once and for all.
Oh, come on!
Isn't that taking it a little too far?
The coffee cup ride is really fun!
If anything, the coffee cup ride is the soul of an amusement park!
That's all well to say, but how are we going to kill over ten more hours here?
Now let's spin the other way de geso!
Damn, she's totally fine.
Is there really nothing else besides the coffee cups?
Some kind of game or anything...
That's cheap!
Well, I guess it beats the coffee cups.
It stops too soon!
Just make the damn fee 100 yen!
I barely did anything today, but I'm still so exhausted.
Hey!
Does anyone want to go for a spin with me?
Takeru, will you ride with her?
No.
I don't think I'll ever ride that ride again.
He's been traumatised.
But in an hour, it'll be over for good, I guess.
Kind of sad when you think of it like that.
What are you getting all teary-eyed about?
It's not like you've got any regrets about this place.
I can't manage a parade, but I can at least set the mood.
Fireworks!
They're so beautiful!
Yeah!
I guess it's not a bad way to go out.
Effective immediately, this park shuts its doors permanently.
Thanks so much for staying with me to the end.
The coffee cups were so much fun de geso!
Yeah...
Especially the first ten minutes...
Goodbye!
Take care!
Take care, Pops!
I wonder what they'll do with this property.
Yeah, I wonder.
But we'll always remember it.
That's good enough.
It looks like they remodelled that amusement park!
Really?
And the old man?
It's great that he found a new job.
Good for him!
Well, the old guy sure killed that memory for me.
kawaru gawaru kagi wo aketeku
かわるがわる鍵を開けてく
I open the locks in turn
nanimo shiranai watashi no kokoro no
何も知らない私の心の
In my heart that knows nothing.
natsu no nioi wa okubyou na kimochi
夏の匂いは臆病な気持ち
The scent of summer is a feeling of cowardice.
karari to tobashite waratteita
カラリと飛ばして笑っていた
I suddenly changed completely and leaped up with a laugh.
taisetsu dakedo hazukashikute se wo muketari
大切だけど 恥ずかしくて背を向けたり
It's important, but it's embarrassing, so I turned my back on it.
surechigau tabi chikazuita
すれ違うたび近づいた
Every time I passed by others I got close to them.
kurikaeshi hito wo shitteiku
繰り返し人を知っていく
I get to know people through this cycle.
toki wo kasanete kimi wo shiru koto
時を重ねて 君を知ること
I feel this happy to come to know you
konna ni ureshii to omoeru kara
こんなに嬉しいと思えるから
With the passing of time.
kenka wo shitemo kizutsuite mo
喧嘩をしても 傷ついても
So even if we fight and even if we hurt one another,
sugu ni otagai yurushiterun janai ka na
すぐにお互い許してるんじゃないかな
We'll forgive each other immediately, won't we?
dakedo sunao ni narenai no wa
だけど素直になれないのは
But the reason I can't become docile is because
wakari aeru to shinjiteru kara
解りあえると信じてるから
I believe we can understand each other.
Oh, hello. My name's Aizawa Chizuru.
Next up are:
Squid Meets Grill?!
Wanna Learn Self-Defence?!
Aren't You Cold?!
Wanna Learn Self-Defence?!
Aren't You Cold?!
Please enjoy them.
No need to be modest about it.