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Ika-chan PV:
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shikashi ika reteru sekai dame ja na ika
しかしイカレてる世界ダメじゃなイカ
However, this screwed world isn't useless
mune ni himeta kono seigi no ibuki ga
胸に秘めたこの正義の息吹が
The breath of justice in my heart
nami o kakiwakete umi o norikoete
波をかきわけて 海をのりこえて
Rode on the waves out of the sea
jinrui taiji wa dou de geso?
人類退治はどうでゲソ?
How shall I exterminate the human race?
hajime wa maa sono... umaku ikanai ka
始めはまあその…うまくいかなイカ
At first... It didn't work so well
senri no shigoto demo ippozutsu baito
千里の仕事でも一歩ずつバイト
But I moved - one step at a time - through hard work
suna o kechirashite hito o shitagaete
砂をけちらして 人をしたがえて
Kick around in the sand, subdue humans
jinrui kakugo suru de geso!
人類覚悟するでゲソ!
Mankind beware
ippon - shokushu wa biiru o hakobu tame no mono de wa naide geso
いっぽん・触手はビールを運ぶためのものではないでゲソ
1 - These tentacles were not meant for carrying beer
nihoon - mashite ya kodomo no omocha demo naide geso
にほーん・ましてや子どものおもちゃでもないでゲソ
2 - And they're definitely not a child's plaything
sanbon - yonhon - gohon
さんぼん・よんほん・ごほん
3 - 4 - 5
to uneune shiteru karatte kittari shinaidekurena ika
とウネウネしてるからって切ったりしないでくれなイカ～
I know I'm stuck, but don't cut them off!
dakara hen na hen na koto wa
だからヘンなヘンなことは
And the really really strange thing is
tashou hen na hen na toko o mite mo
多少ヘンなヘンなとこを見ても
I find myself liking this very strange place
ki ni shinaidekurenai ka
気にしないでくれなイカ
So if you do not mind me
minai furi shitekurenai ka
見ないフリしてくれなイカ
Don't pretend that you don't notice me!
motto motto aoku mizu wa motto motto kirei ni naru
もっともっと青く 水はもっともっとキレイになる
The bluer and bluer water becomes prettier and prettier
minna sou umi e no kansha sae wasureteru to
みんなそう海への感謝さえ忘れてると
People wouldn't forget to be grateful to the great sea
omou ja nai ka!
思うじゃなイカ!
I don't think!
sonna yarakashita chijou muri ja nai ka
そんなやらかした地上ムリじゃなイカ
Aren't these land lovers committing crimes unreasonably?
atama nazonazo de joushiki nara de wa
頭なぞなぞで常識ならでは
My common sense is a conundrum to them
shibuki abinagara kaichou koenagara
飛沫あびながら 海潮こえながら
I bask in the ocean spray above the tide
enbun joutou nande geso!
塩分上等なんでゲソ!
Enjoying its high tier salt
tsugi kara tsugi e to... mondai aru de geso
次から次へと…もんだいあるでゲソ
From one problem to the next
shinryaku kaishi kara kowarete bakari de
侵略開始からこわれてばかりで
Everything has been getting in my way since the start of my invasion
iso no kaori to ka kai no kakera to ka
磯のかおりとか 貝のかけらとか
Such as pieces of shells or the scents of the seashore
enbun me kara tareru geso?
塩分目からたれるゲソ?
Is that salt hanging from your eyes?
roppon - okane yori ebi, ebi ga watashi o mitashitekureru de geso
ろっぽん・お金よりエビ、エビが私を満たしてくれるでゲソ
6 - I want shrimp more than money; shrimp fill my belly
nanahon - kono shiawase o mamoru tame ni mo poisute kinshi geso
ななほん・このしあわせを守るためにもポイ捨て禁止ゲソ
7 - Littering is strictly forbidden, it's to protect this happiness
happon - kyuuhon - juppon
はっぽん・きゅうほん・じゅっぽん
8 - 9 - 10
masaka ningen ga shokushu nashi de oyogeru nante odoroita ja nai kaa
まさか人間が触手なしで泳げるなんておどろいたじゃなイカ～
Don't you think I was surprised to see humans swimming without tentacles?!
maru de myoo na myoo na hibi wa
まるでみょーなみょーな日々は
It seems like a strange strange day, every day
tama ni myoo na myoo na imi ni natte mo
タマにみょーなみょーな意味になっても
It gets a strange strange meaning once in a while
akirenaidekurenai ka
呆れないでくれなイカ
Don't let yourself be amazed
baka ni shinaidekurenai ka
バカにしないでくれなイカ
I can't let you make a fool out of me
motto motto motto mizu o motto motto toumei ni shite
もっともっともっと 水をもっともっと透明にして
Make more more more water more more clean!
minna hora umi e to daisuki to ookina koe de
みんなほら海へとダイスキと大きな声で
I'll sing out loud that I love the sea, so everyone knows!
yobou ja nai ka!
呼ぼうじゃなイカ!
Why don't you join me?!
dakara hen na hen na koto wa
だからヘンなヘンなことは
And the really really strange thing is
tashou hen na hen na toko o mite mo
多少ヘンなヘンなとこを見ても
I find myself liking this very strange place
ki ni shinaidekurenai ka
気にしないでくれなイカ
So if you do not mind me
minai furi shitekurenai ka
見ないフリしてくれなイカ
Don't pretend that you don't notice me!
motto motto aoku mizu wa motto motto kirei ni naru
もっともっと青く 水はもっともっとキレイになる
The bluer and bluer water becomes prettier and prettier
minna sou umi e no kansha sae wasurete kara
みんなそう海への感謝さえ忘れてたら
People forgetting to be grateful to the great sea
kiken ja nai ka!
キケンじゃなイカ!
Isn't that dangerous?