Sunbeach King, Waterside Lodge
Maki. Outgoing.
Mikawa Zaibatsu
Take a look at that attraction.
They will have to die!
Honour
Seto
Law
My Lord! I have detected several underwater explosions!
What the hell are you doing here, anyway?
My Lord will always have Saru by his side.
Eh?
This intense and highly watched show...
...for your sake, My Lord, I shall win!
Every man counts in a battle! That's right!
That's a bit of Luna-chan's wisdom...
I'll break through all the attractions and win the prize money!
Hm. And for winning, I shall reward you with 1 million yen.
Are you serious?
Fight with all you've got!
As you wish!
Don't be fooled, Saru!
Doki Fansubs
Translator: Luna Lovegood (m.3.3.w)
TLC: Bardiche
Timer: Diabeticbee
We've been hit on the port side!
And on the starboard side, as well!
Fix the Potchan circuits!
We don't have time for repairs! This is a full frontal attack!
Why are we being attacked?
The royal family's Minamoto Yoshio can't tell the difference between playing and killing!
Who the hell is this Yoshio guy, anyway?!
[Papers: Another woman disappears in this serial case.]
A womanizer nobleman...
...and he's lower than any sort of scoundrel!
Why the hell is this happening?
If something happens to San-chan, I'll never forgive—
Why, you...! Do you know who the hell I am?
Lu-Luna-chan, what are you...
I am the singing princess of the Edomae clan!
Cover your ears!
Don't fuck with me!
Typesetter: Assasin_cross
Editor: Calyrica
I'm home. Huh? Dear, where's Nagasumi?
Not sure. Shouldn't he be home soon?
He is a boy, after all.
I see.
Come on! Hit me with your best shot!
QC: Holo
Encoder: Holo
Hon'nara na... Nagasumi-san.
San-chan.
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Final Episode
The Place Where You Belong
Sunbeach King, Waterside Lodge
Minamoto Imperial Palace, Above the Sea
HQ, Bottom of the Sea
Chaser!
What's this anyway? This stupid boulder— Eh?
What the hell is this?
Hey, San!
To think that not even your fist can break it...
Is it made of diamond or something?
At this great a quantity, it would have to be mixed with something else...
Is it just me, or is our situation not without a little humour?
It is just you!
I don't care whether he's a nobleman or a common pervert!
If he lays just one finger on the Mistress, I'll kill him even if it takes me three months!
S-Stop it, Maki!
Isn't this a little dangerous?
Calm yourself, Maki.
A-Ane-san...
Making a fuss won't solve anything.
But if something were to happen to the Mistress, I...
I would...
Maki...
Ren, aren't you worried about San?
It's my fault for bringing her along...
It's my fault for not thinking when I brought her here.
Ane-san...
Don't say that. It's not your fault...
Just do something, Saburo. Do something!
Don't let that little shit win...
Huh? Is that really the girl?
Really? San-chan is in trouble!
Isn't she really cute?
What? Cuter than me?
Yoshio-san, is she the one? Is she the one you've chosen?
Of course. And maybe this time I'll actually marry her!
Whoa, Yoshio-san! Are you that serious about her?
Huh? Isn't San-chan from the Seto clan quite a catch?
I thought so. That's why I brought her here.
But I haven't touched her yet.
I guess that means it's pure love? Pure love!
Wait a minute!
What about me?
Didn't you like me best?
What're you saying?
I'm a high ranking nobleman. I'm allowed to have more than one wife.
Oh, crap! You're a real genius, Yoshio-san!
I like to have variety with my women.
Good for you. That's the idea!
But isn't she a scoundrel's daughter?
Isn't that a stupid idea?
You're what's stupid!
You think a scoundrel like that stands a chance against royalty?
And it doesn't hurt that I'm fucking strong!
Akeno-chan, what are ya doing? Wanna play with me?
Yoshio-sama...
If you lose too much control over yourself, what are we to tell the palace?
I don't get it.
Don't the old farts hate the palace in Kyoto?
Isn't that why they decided to build their villa out in the Podunk?
I knew it, Yoshio-san! You're a genius!
But...
Or rather, wouldn't you say that my heart defines the rules here?
And besides, as per Akeno-chan's customs, are you not allowed to stand up against royalty,
my noble swordsman?
Well, never mind.
Akeno-chan, go to San-chan and make sure she's ready.
Our wedding will take place immediately!
What the hell's that?
It's really funny!
Holy shit!
But I...
What am I doing?
San-chan...
San-chan!
Attack incoming.
Please brace yourselves.
Put up a good defence, everyone!
Attack!
Wh-What's this?
An air strike?
Could it be...
Boss?
Maggot?
What? What?
An earthquake?
What's going on?
Where's our defence squad?
Warning!
[It's actually nothing]
Nah, it's nothing.
Owww... Try a little harder next time, okay?
That was a flashy attraction!
Yoshio!
San-chan!
Who the hell are you guys?
Ah! We landed right in the middle of an ambush!
You bastards! You dare intrude here despite knowing that this place belongs to Minamoto Yoshio-sama?
Shut up, you assholes!
Saru?
You must now answer to the future head of Mikawa Zaibatsu, Mikawa Kai-sama!
He's really enjoying this...
You think too highly of yourselves, you leeches!
Open a path at once!
Don't force yourself in, idiot!
Let's go! Keep it moving for the young master!
Justice smiles on the Mikawa family!
Don't mock the Minamoto family!
Move it! You're in the way!
Ow!
Wow! Look at all the extras!
Move it, you perverted ape! Guys, let's help!
Luna-chan?
Open your mind! Mermaid Ancient Lyrics! Song of Battle!
Number two!
Number two
Ah, idiot! Don't do that!
Ah, e-everyone is...
...turning into primitive beasts!
A tragedy we cannot let you watch
Die! Drop dead!
But why am I the only one unaffected?
Voice Tolerance Ability
Almost ready to invoke—
Michishio Nagasumi!
I'm sure Yoshio is behind that wall!
Hurry over there, manservant!
Okay!
Go rescue San!
Oh dear, I spilled my champagne.
Why was everything shaking just now?
Is it just me, or is something wrong here?
Ah, I'm bored.
You guys are all boring.
I'm gonna go play with San-chan for a while.
For real?
I got tired of waiting for the wedding ceremony.
Is Yoshio here?
I don't care if you're descended from royalty.
I won't let you get away with this!
Who's he?
Hey! Don't tell me you're that kid San-chan is shacking up with?
I am!
A human? That thing?
Wow. I'm Yoshio, by the way. What do you want?
Can you say it quickly?
I want you to give San-chan back!
Heh, what?
Did you chase me from Saitama?
Ew, you must be a stalker. Gross.
You're the gross one! Stop messing around!
Eek, this guy is serious. He'll be hard to get rid of.
Akeno-chan! Kill him for me, will ya?
Shiranui-san! What are you doing here of all places?
Shiranui-san?
I am his swordsman. I cannot betray his orders.
Hear that? Well, I'll take good care of San-chan from here on out.
Though... I don't like that you had her first.
Huh? "Had"?
Eh? For real? You mean you haven't touched her yet?
Why didn't ya say so sooner? This is fucking awesome!
Don't screw with me, you monster!
Shiranui-san...
Michishio Nagasumi...
There are lots of things you'll understand when you grow up, kid.
You, too, Akeno-chan! You better shape up soon or you'll be in big trouble!
Shiranui-san! I can't let that bastard have San-chan!
A mermaid and a human should never have bonded together in the first place.
How can you say that?
But... There's nothing I can do.
This is really starting to bore me now. Just kill him already!
Just give up on Seto San and surrender!
If you do, Yoshio-sama will at least spare your life!
That's right! I'm kind-hearted like that.
I refuse.
Why would I surrender?
How can you say that? Give up!
I refuse!
Tell him that you surrender!
How can you say nonsense like that?
Is this why you became a knight in the first place?
Is this what you really want?
Oh dear...
Huh?
That's right...
I cannot pull out my sword for something I do not agree with!
Michishio Nagasumi! I offer you salvation by my law!
Shiranui-san!
Tonight, the morning star will shine brightly!
Shit! The emperor's sword, I see...
Bet you think you're hot shit!
She's offering to assassinate herself... Just like her older brother.
Michishio Nagasumi, show me the power of your conviction!
Sure! That was the plan all along!
I won't let that dirty bastard have San-chan! And I never will!!
You guys really piss me off.
Would you like to drop dead for me?
Wh-Why are things shaking?
Wh-What's this?
Nagasumi!
Shiranui-san!
That's my little pet.
He's really hungry.
He loves both human and mermaid flesh.
He eats anything, really. Cute, isn't he?
Nagasumi!
Certainly...
You howl well, maggot.
Dad!
Don't call me "Dad"!
Hey, you little punk!
You've really played us for fools...
What a pain in the ass.
Hey, answer the call!
Wh— Yoshio-san, are you serious?
Yoshio-san, I think it's MG-5.
Who the hell are all these people?
Okay, talk to ya later!
W-Wait!
Okay, Yoshio-san!
We're the Defence Squad! We'll smash you to pieces!
It's a Liquid Machine gun!
Oh crap!
This is...!
Maki!
Not too shabby, sea louse!
Nagasumi-san...
I heard that last explosion!
Am I the only one who wants to eat Nagasumi-kun?
Masa-san! Fujishiro-san!
Nagasumi-kun! You came!
Mum... Everyone's safe...
All right! Royalty or not, they're going down!
Let's show them just how scary the Seto clan can be!
Yeah! Sir!
Are you okay?
My leg is injured...
Dinner time!
Oh dear, there's really no room for error.
Hey, Nagasumi-kun.
Leave everything else to us. You just run—
No.
I want to be the one to rescue San.
I have to be the one to rescue her!
Because on that day during summer vacation...
...she saved my life.
She saved me even though she knew she could have died.
She risked her life to save a complete stranger.
San-chan taught me that there are bigger and more important things to live for than just ourselves!
Chivalry
Mermaid
And that's the Seto way!
I want to be a man worthy of San-chan!
I want to prove myself!
You're really cool today, Nagasumi-kun.
Hmph! Your speech just now...
Never forget it!
Go.
Yes, sir!
We can't let him go!
He's the strongest of his kind!
Get out of my way!
Luna-chan!
Manservant!
That was loud.
Michishio Nagasumi.
Nagasumi-kun?
Show them that you're a man!
Michishio Nagasumi!
We're counting on you!
Go!
Michishio Nagasumi!
There were two of them?
Seto Ren! Synchronize your Sound-Blade!
Very well then.
My voice is...
Let's smash it up!
Okay, now's my chance...
What? Now there are three?
I shall return!
It's Edomae!
Why are you wearing a sailor uniform?
I'm an outsider! The noble families of Kyoto are meaningless to me!
Papa! Throw a punch!
Luna!
Wow, that was a really expensive attraction.
Beam them all!
Dammit, seems like everyone's here to piss me off.
Though, hotheaded douchebags piss me off the most.
Hey, San-chan...
San-chan!
The hell? Stop that...
You just can't give up, can you?
Y-You! You did something to her!
I'm going to do something to her now, so get out of my fucking way!
You're just a weak human. Why are you standing up to a noble merman? Idiot.
S-San-chan!
What's wrong with you, San-chan?
I just got her a little high.
She can't hear your voice at all.
Wh-What's... this...?
A mermaid's treasure? It's not meant for human usage.
I don't think it works on you guys, anyway.
That's why San-chan is like that?
I had to. She was fighting back too much.
You asshole!
What's that? You really expect to defeat a noble merman?
Shit! I won't let scum like you have your way!
This is hilarious. Perfect that it's happening in front of San-chan.
San-chan...
San-chan, I... I've come to save you. I'm sorry it took so long.
That reminds me, that was our first fight.
Sorry... I'll turn my socks inside-out from now on...
...and I won't keep tissues in the pocket of my jeans...
...and I'll rinse off my dishes after I'm done eating.
That's why...
...don't say goodbye. I won't accept your goodbye!
Shit, this is really annoying.
Stay with me! Don't go anywhere!
San-chan!
You're really annoying!
Won't you just die already?
Nagasumi-san!
San-chan!
For real? What the hell is going on?
I heard you... I heard your voice...
I couldn't hear anything for the longest time...
...but I heard your voice, Nagasumi-san.
San-chan...
I heard you asking me to stay with you...
What the fuck? Just ignore him!
You scoundrel!
You think you're so hot with the ladies, but do you always try so hard just to get somewhere?
You pathetic asshole!
What- Shut up! Shut the fuck up!
I had no idea you were such a fucking annoying woman!
Just fucking die already!
I'm gonna kill you...
Hey...
The hell?
What are you pointing at a girl?
What are you pointing at San-chan?
Nagasumi-san! The Song of Valour...
Nagasumi-san!
Did you hear me? I told you to die!
Right now... I've never been angrier!
This is the supreme anger of Michishio Nagasumi!
Wh-What the hell?
Nagasumi-san! Without the Song of Valour...
I can hear it!
San-chan, just being near you gives me strength...
With San-chan by my side... I have unlimited power!
Autonomous Super Warrior
The eels are scared?
My Lord! A storm!
It's a storm!
Ah! How fucking lame!
What? Bullshit!
Listen to me, Yoshio...
Write the true symbol for man! Chivalry!
Chivalry
Write so that man will conquer all! Chivalry!
Chivalry
[Mermaid = ningyo; Chivalry = ninkyou]
Write "mermaid," and read it "Chivalry"!
Mermaid
Chivalry
Wh-What the hell are they doing?
You're outside the Law of Chivalry!!
What are you "desperately" blowing hot air about?
You cannot write "desperately" without the character for "death".
Nagasumi-san will not be defeated by a man who is afraid of death!
Destroy!
This is for San-chan!
This one's also for San-chan!
And this one's also for San-chan!
Everything is for San-chan!
se
to
no
hana
yome
Justice!
Damn it!
He was a catfish...
A catfish?
My eyes!
Ah! Yoshio-san, is this for real?
He's a catfish. A catfish!
Never saw that coming. That's hilarious!
How lame. This'll be the end of him.
Yoshio-dono...
I must inform Kyoto of this at once.
I take my leave...
Nagasumi-san...
San-chan...
Um... Well...
I'm sorry... I'm so sorry...
D-Don't cry, San-chan...
I'm sorry, too...
San-chan... I'm going to try harder for you.
I love you.
I want you... to be by my side forever.
Okay!
I'm not very important...
...but I hope to serve you well forever.
In an unexpected moment, the gears of destiny turn.
It's not on a whim- I'm definitely changing today.
The answer is always in front of me and it doesn't beckon me.
If I'm with you, I want to try believing that I can search for it.
Joy, sorrow... I'm sure they'll become signposts.
Nagasumi! Hurry up and eat your breakfast!
I overslept!
Nagasumi-san, can't you go back to normal?
It's just painful to watch.
That wasn't nice, Luna-chan.
The orange sky that is softly calling out to me is...
I see you've become a better man for San-chan, Nagasumi...
San-chan, let's go to school!
...so distant... It's so far, yet so near...
San-chan, let's go to school!
We should hurry.
Nagasumi, are your muscles sore or something?
At the orange sea that is softly calling out to me...
Hey there! You're late!
Mawari!
Didn't they just barely make it?
I discovered the light that leads to tomorrow.
I'll ask the questions! And I'll teach them the rules of society!
Aw, ignore it just this once, Omawari-san.
The orange sky that is softly calling out to me is...
San-chan! Our romantic week together has begun!
Hey, extra guy! Go buy some...
...tea.
How troublesome.
At the orange sea that is softly calling out to me...
I will embrace the thoughts that lead to you.
I discovered the light that leads to tomorrow.
THE END!
Thank You and Farewell!