Okay peons, get the crap out of your ears and listen up.
I am Setojima Sanpachi!
Stranded tens of miles away from Seto,
at a colourful country submerged within a baby's first bath.
The world they pass through is full of demons.
Swords begin to clash. The youngster is desperate.
Nagasumi, male, fourteen years old, embarks on a thorny path to love.
natsu no kaze ga kami wo naderu
夏の風が 髪を撫でる
The summer wind is brushing gently against my hair.
kinosei kana koi no yokan
気のせいかな 恋の予感...
Is it my imagination? A premonition of love...
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Original Translation: gg
kirakira atsui natsu no hamabe
キラキラ熱い夏の浜辺
It takes place at the sparking, hot summer beach.
Timer: Odinigh
mugiwara boushi mo LALALA nugezuni ita no
麦わら帽子も ラララ 脱げずにいたの
The sun hat has become dispensable.
TLC: Bardiche
okute na a lonely maiden
晩生な a lonely maiden
There was a shy lonely maiden.
Typesetter: Assasin_Cross
fushigi na michibiki shio no michihiki
不思議な導き 潮の満ち引き
I'm mysteriously guided by the ebb and flow of the tide.
Encoder/kfx: Holo
K-Timer: Pahndamonium
yume miru mitai ni deaetara Ah-
夢見るみたいに出会えたら Ah-
If we could meet just like in my dreams, ah-
QC: Holo
watashi wa Romantic! anata mo Romantic!
わたしは Romantic! あなたも Romantic!
I am romantic! You are romantic!
sekaijuu Romantic!
世界じゅう Romantic!
Everyone in the world is feeling romantic.
hiyake datte ki ni shinai de
日焼けだって気にしないで
Don't worry even if you get sunburnt.
(Summer Summer Love)
kimetai no
キメたいの
It has been decided.
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Episode 22
The Wounded Idol
Luna's so amazing.
She's become even more popular these days.
Yeah, she's always on T.V.
She must be busy every day preparing for all that work.
Oh my God!!
Ugh...
I can't memorize a thing.
There's no way I can memorize this fat script.
No freaking way!
Are you okay, Luna-chan?
I know, San!
Why don't you become my boyfriend?
In my next drama, I play a girl who's lovey-dovey with her boyfriend.
You're going to help me practice!
In that case, want me to be your partner?
You're my slave, so you can't act as my boyfriend!
I don't need your lowly presence!
Rejected...
Yeah right! San-sama wasn't meant to be your stepping stone!
If I can pull this off, a path as a child drama actor will stretch out before me.
I really want to do well on this job.
Hey I'm talkin' to ya...
It's that important to you, Luna-chan?
Just shut up and say that you'll help me! I don't have much time!
Okay.
Please let me help you.
San...
So stop biting me already.
All right, you're helping!
Well, here's the script!
Yay!! All right! Woohoo!!
San-chan and Luna-chan are going to rehearse being a couple.
That's kinda cute.
Nagasumi! Come down and eat breakfast.
Okay.
Nagasumi-san.
Sup!
I am Edomae Luna's lover, Setojima Sanpachi!
A school boss?!
Oh, you're rehearsing for a drama?
I was so surprised.
I thought this was all your doing.
What could I possibly do to turn her into that?
By the way, is that what your boyfriend is going to be like in the drama?
Of course not.
Luna-chan asked me to perform the ideal boyfriend,
so I'm just doing my best!
Seconds!
So that's San-chan's ideal image of a boyfriend.
She's so manly that I'm getting sick.
Manly!
MANLY
San-sama...
I prefer someone with better taste,
but you usually end up marrying someone completely different.
A knife to the heart!
Just when I finally came back to the dining table...
I figured...
I'm far from ideal.
Sorry about that, San-chan.
What the hell are you saying?!
Aren't you a man?
Don't mind the details.
Real men eat raw meat in the morning!
Morning San-chan! Morning Luna-chan!
Mornin'.
Beard!!
How could this...
My shining San-chan!!
I'm Setojima Sanpachi.
I'm Saru, a reporter.
What do you want, Saru-san?
Why, may I ask, are you wearing a gangster school uniform?
It's my manliness overflowing.
Why are you carrying a bokken?
So I'll be ready if students from rival schools attack.
Why do you have a beard, San-chan?!
To have the dignity of a general!
My... My... San-chan isn't any military general!
Saru...
Well whatever, San.
Shall we practise?
Can we link arms and walk side by side?
Women should shut up and walk three steps behind the man!!
Yes, sir...
What?!
A puddle in the middle of the street?!
There we go.
Well, Luna-chan.
You can safely walk down the street now.
Th...Thank you...
I'm only doing what any man would.
No need to thank me.
San-chan...
I'll do my best to be like you too...
What now?
What's wrong, San-chan?
Shoot.
Luna-chan, run to school!
I'll draw this beast's attention!
This cat...
It's the cat that likes my dad.
I see Maki playing with him sometimes.
Don't worry, I'll take care of him.
Nagasumi, this is my battle!
You don't need to force yourself to deal with that cat, San-chan...
Can't you let me be in the spotlight when I have my girl with me, Nagasumi-san?
Of... course.
Take a look.
This is Edomae Luna's boyfriend.
This is how Setojima Sanpachi lives!
San-chan... what about school?
What the hell is this...
This doesn't help me at all!
What am I supposed to do now?!
Even Fujishiro-san's never eaten me!
If you'd like, I'll take on the role of your boyfriend!
Try again in a million years, slave.
May I have your attention please?
So I'd like someone to act as my boyfriend.
I'll gladly do it!
No, I will!
I'm your best bet!
I feel great!
Fight over the spot of my boyfriend, pack of males.
She's at it again...
Goodness, and it's only morning.
Boys are the worst.
Are you not joining them, Kai Mikawa?
I have no interest in women besides San-chan.
No cutting, guys!
Form a single file line!
Back away! Back away, you lowlifes!
Know your place!
It's the Luna Elite Guards!
Who do you take our benevolent Goddess for?
'Tis Luna-sama, the star of the century!
Show some respect!
Hurrah!
Luna-sama, are you hurt?
You were awfully late.
They are the personifications of beasts.
And beasts need to be tamed.
Place this entire class under my control.
Yes, your highness.
We hereby place class 2-1 under strict ruling in the name of the Luna Elite Guards!
Hurrah.
That's as far as you go, scoundrels!
You may see the moon at night, but the sun is seen in the day.
By no means will we, the Disciples of San-chan, lower ourselves to Luna!
We've became stronger thanks to the backing of Mikawa Enterprise.
Wait, didn't I see you with the Luna group?
'Tis my duty to always serve you, M'Lord.
Our last war was intervened by a super warrior, but we won't let it happen again.
I don't think so!
We'll cleanse your souls with San-sama's miracle!
Look at what you've done, Luna-chan!
What is going on, Michishio Nagasumi?
There was a war at this school between the students of the San faction and the Luna faction.
So all the male students at this school belong to one or the other.
San and Luna factions?
At this rate, San-chan vs Luna-chan War II will begin!
Ridiculous.
That's right!
Men are so retarded!
I've had enough of dealing with those dumbasses!
We'll beat the hell out of them all!
Boys suck!
Yeah, boys suck!
Even beasts are better!
Boys suck! Boys suck! Boys suck!
Shoot! The girls too!
San-sama is so beautiful that she can make a seed bloom without touching it!
Her sticker fixed my sore shoulders!
Say whatever you want in your sleep!
She can't possibly be prettier than a real star!
That's just a rotten argument!
Show some love for individuality!
Calm down, guys...
This is great!
My rule!! My time has come again!
Return of the end of the Era!!
This might really be a disaster.
Is the end of the era nigh?
What's going on here?
San-chan-
I am Luna-chan's boyfriend, Setojima Sanpachi!
Who... are you?
Sa... San...
What exactly were we fighting for?
My comrade, we shall never forget your burning soul.
What happened to you, San-chan?
San-chan's one of us now!
Welcome to the group!
Let's start class.
Pops!
San!!
My San has gone down the path of destruction!
I don't believe any of this!
Sensei broke!
In the end, I couldn't practise for my drama at all...
Are you okay, Luna-chan?
It's all your fault!
This wouldn't have happened if it wasn't for you!
Why is it my fault?
The bath felt great.
San-chan, why did you come out of the bath looking like that?
Men live for this single bottle of milk!
Eh?!
San-sama...
It's all right, San.
I'll manage something on my own.
Gimme my beard back!
Lady, you look so much better!
All-Star Talent Show
Besides, I have another job lined up.
A talent show?
Wow, that's amazing, Luna-chan.
Everyone watches this show.
I need to practise something real quick.
I know, Maki!
Why don't you be my left arm?
I'm doing ventriloquism, but I haven't practised at all.
And why the hell do I have to be your partner?!
I'm too proud to do a poor performance in the talent show.
I really want to do a good job on this.
Well, good luck.
I hate this damn midget!
Maki-chan, it's an important job for Luna-chan.
Why don't we help her out?
San-sama...
Well, I guess...
If you insist.
Woohoo!
Now then, let's start practising!
Nagasumi!
Come down and eat your dinner.
Okay.
Morning.
Morning, Luna-
Could that be your...
I'm Mini-Luna, nice to meet you.
Ventriloquism, huh?
So...
You're done being her boyfriend now?
It seems that I couldn't be of much help,
but I'll do better the next time.
I think you've already done enough.
Wow, Maki-chan's in there?
That's amazing.
She's strapped tightly inside, so she won't come off that easily.
I'm going to the studio in the afternoon, so I'm going to practise at school.
Nice to meet you, Mini-Luna-chan.
The pleasure is all mine, San-sama.
It's quite cute.
You're also pretty, Mum!
You flatter me.
Wow, that's pretty impressive.
The mouth is moving a little too early though.
Hey there, Mini-Luna-chan.
Be extra careful at school.
You're so disgusting!
I'll slit your throat open, sea louse!
Hello! I'm Mini-Luna!
Wow!
I don't think I've ever seen someone do it so well.
Let's all get along.
She talked as she whistled!
How in the world are you doing that?
Look, Mini-Luna-chan.
Everyone in class is looking at you.
You're all so goddamn annoying.
Do I look like an exhibition, bitch?
Can you not say things like that?
Be more lovable!
Okay?
All right, fine!
Mini-Luna-chan, do you have anything you like?
I like San-sama!
I love talking to her and taking baths with her!
Thank you, Mini-Luna-chan.
I guess despite what you always say, you love San-chan.
Don't talk about yourself!
They'll get the wrong idea.
But Luna-chan, I'm a little curious about something.
Yes, Mini-Luna-chan?
Why do you talk so lowly about people at home, calling them pigs and slaves?
Yet you act so innocent in public! It's like you have split personalit-
Say no more!
What's wrong?
Do you want to destroy my life?!
Don't worry!
You do your arrogant laughter at school too!
You aren't very good at hiding your character.
Wow!
She's fighting with her own left arm!
It looks so real.
Guys, please stop.
San-sama.
Mini-Luna-chan, let's help Luna-chan with her work.
Okay?
If you say so, San-sama.
Come on.
Let's stop yelling, Luna-chan.
Fine.
Sorry about that.
Is San-chan part of the act too?
It looked like a real fight!
No one has noticed Maki yet.
So that is Maki.
I thought I warned her,
yet she's drawing attention again.
Shiranui-san?
Looks like I'll need to talk to Edomae Luna.
How troublesome.
What?
You're going on T.V. with Maki in that doll?!
Well, I don't really like the idea,
but it's for San-sama.
We just need to keep it a secret, right?
Don't worry.
Unacceptable.
We cannot risk Maki going on T.V. for even a second.
Give it up, Edomae Luna.
No!
The recording's this afternoon!
Even if it's some stupid makeover show,
I can't be satisfied unless I'm the best!
Blame yourself for not practising your ventriloquism.
I still don't want to do it!
You seem to have a hard head.
Well then, I'll simply do all that I can to take you off the program.
No you won't!
So you plan to get past me by force.
Hi, Manager?
Can you pick me up early today?
Yeah.
Right after third period.
You won't get in my way, Shiranui Akeno!
2nd Period
Well, let's begin.
The bride from Seto...
Why does it feel so tense in here?
I really don't want to be near them.
Luna-chan.
What do you want, San?
If you make an enemy of the inspector, you could end up in jail.
Then we won't be able to come out of the sea anymore.
Is that what you want?
Can't you just give up?
Give up?!
I abhor those words.
I'll definitely do my ventriloquism.
Moreover, I'll also stay out of the sea!
Luna-chan...
Shiranui Akeno, try and stop me if you can!
You won't have it your way, Edomae Luna.
Are we all here?
Call for us...
And we'll come...
We're Atlantic footballfish.
Why are you in there, Kai Mikawa?
Somehow I feel at peace in here.
In any case, what do you seek of us, Shiranui Akeno?
I'm sure you understand, but I'm letting you stay when you should all be bound to the sea.
Cooperate with me.
This again?
Will you cast us into the sea if we don't?
That's right.
That's straightforward enough to understand.
So what do you want us to do?
There's a reason why black becomes white.
Do you know why 1/2 divided by 2/3 = 1/2 times 3/2 = 3/4?
Simply knowing how won't help you in the real world.
That's your homework tonight.
Think about both it and your life.
Dash!
She made a move!
Luna-chan!
I won't let her catch me!
You won't get pass here, idol Luna.
Ambushing me?
That's how it is.
You won't get away, Edomae Luna.
I have Mikawa in front of me and Shiranui Akeno behind me.
I'm placing you under my supervision until the recording ends.
Wait, Luna-chan.
Slave!
Why are you here?
Why don't you just give up on the talent show?
It isn't worth risking your right to stay here!
What are you saying?
Every job I take on is worth everything!
I might as well quit being a star if I have to do even one job carelessly!
Now I have clearly heard your words!
Your serious approach to your professional life has touched my heart!
I'll make sure you do well on that talent show!
Leave it all to me!
So where do we need to go?
The front gate.
There's a car waiting.
We can't let you pass.
You have no way out.
The way out is right this way!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
That was the second floor!
Shoot!
Why are you...
That's as far as you go!
We, the Gill Breathing Trio-
Get the hell outta my way!
Luna-chan, over here!
That was scary.
I thought I was gonna die.
What's that noise?
Up on the roof...
It's San-sama!
Seto San!
Why do you get in my way?
There's no merit in you doing this.
This is going to cost you, Seto San.
Merit doesn't matter.
Luna-chan is my friend.
The only thing an idiot like myself can do for her is put my life on the line.
One who cannot cherish her friends...
...has no right to walk the path of a mermaid!
Luna-chan does a ridiculous amount of work every day.
She simply didn't have time to practise her ventriloquism.
That doesn't mean I can permit Maki to go on T.V.
If you'll continue to interfere, I'll have to beat you down.
You leave me no choice...
Then kill me for all I care!
Never mind...
I clearly understand how you feel.
San-chan! San-chan!
Nagasumi-san.
Shiranui-san, you heard how Luna-chan feels.
So...
You're all so stupid.
Shiranui-san, does that mean-
You just wait right there!!
I'll kill anyone who dares to lay their hands on San-sama!
I thought we were going to the studio for the talent show!
I can't until I save San-sama!
Run up the wall, Luna!
San-sama!
I came to save you!
Are you okay?
Well, what do you know?
Looks like we have nothing to fight over now.
Yeah.
We almost had that taken care of, but...
Don't worry, Maki-chan.
We're definitely done fighting now.
Let's call an ambulance.
Luna Edomae
Idol Talent Show XXIII
Retired
I can't believe I was unconscious for three whole days!
I need to memorize my lines for that drama!
Luna-chan, you only just came back from surgery.
Can you do this?
I don't have a choice!
The more I rest, the more work piles up for me!
Mermaids are so tough.
But I'm so glad you're better.
Luna-chan, if you don't mind, I'll be your partner.
Mere slave, do you desire to be my boyfriend that badly?
I've told you so many times that you won't do.
But it looks like you're really in a bind.
What if I can't stop myself?
What did you say?
I didn't say anything!
Are you really okay?
I was so worried.
I'm so glad to see you again.
Dan Dan Dan koishite Dan Dan Dan yokunaru
Dan Dan Dan 恋して Dan Dan Dan よくなる
Fall in love. Be nice to each other.
Dan Dan Dan subete ga Yes all right
Dan Dan Dan すべてが Yes All Right
Everything is... Yes, all right!
san MIRI mijikai dakede
3ミリ短いだけで
My bangs feel somewhat uncomfortable...
nandaka ochitsukanai maegami
なんだか落ち着かない前髮
...even though they're just three millimetres short.
itsukara chikai shisen
いつから近い視線
I wonder when I started to feel...
konna ni ishiki shiteita no kana
こんなに意識していたのかな
...conscious of my near-sightedness.
hitori de kiite ta uta mo
ひとりで聴いてた 歌も
The song that I was listening to alone seemed to make you,
katahou kimi ni watasu IYAFON
片方 君に渡すイヤフォン
sitting next to me, feel that I'm detestable.
kasanari HAATO no oto ga
重なりハートの音が
The pounding sound of my heart has also...
itsumoto chigau sekai wo kureru
いつもと違う世界をくれる
...seemed to travel to another world unknowingly.
tokimeki ni dekiru koto ga aru hazu
ときめきにできることがあるはず
That throbbing heartbeat should be there when I'm excited.
taikutsu na kokoro ni kimi ga oshiete kureta
退屈な心に 君が教えてくれた
Because you were the one who taught it to my bored heart.
suki ni natte suki ni natte suki ni natte
好きになって 好きになって 好きになって
I want to have a chance, to love you, to be with you.
nani mo kamo kawareru (kawareru) dokomade mo daijoubu
なにもかも変われる (変われる) どこまでも大丈夫
Even if nearly everything were to change... I'd be okay with it.
warai atte KISU shichatte yume michatte
笑いあtって キスしちゃって 夢見ちゃって
I want to laugh with you, kiss with you and dream with you.
kanjiau shiawase (shiawase) korekara hajimaru kore ga mirai
感じあう幸せ (幸せ) これからはじまる これが未来
I want to experience happiness with you. Let it start now.
Dan Dan Dan koishite Dan Dan Dan yokunaru
Dan Dan Dan 恋して Dan Dan Dan よくなる
Fall in love. Be nice to each other.
Dan Dan Dan subete ga Yes all right
Dan Dan Dan すべてが Yes All Right
Everything is... Yes, it's all right!
Preview
There was a man who abandoned his past and lived for the present.
There was a man who risked his life to live as a yakuza.
That was Masa, the Setouchi Group's Junior Boss.
Everyone's Mr. Handsome, so strong and gentle.
And the man who gave me my first kiss.
Seto Gozaburou finally spills the secret!
The sealed, ominous past of the Setouchi Group!
Next Episode
The Man Without A Past
Oh Masa-san, who are you?