Physical Examination Year 2 Girls
All right, girls!
Take off your clothes and we'll begin the examination according to your student number.
At last...
The day has finally arrived, Nagasumi!
Physical examination... It sounds so wonderful!
The sacred land that we have been searching for is right there waiting for us!
You seem as if you are capable of doing anything...
More importantly, why are you here?
I need to confirm the health of my future bride, San-chan, to see if she's fine or not.
Who the heck is your "future bride"?
You can't say rude things to Milord! Repent!
Come, come, Milord. This shall be your sacred seat.
On the other side of this window...
San-chan is...
San... S-San-chan is...
Insufficient imagination
N-Not... w-wearing anything...
N-Not... w-wearing anything... C-Chance...!
Milord, are you all right?!
He's too excited, I guess.
Huh?
Saru-kun...?
...is currently unavailable.
When the heck did he...
Erosumi-kun...
What the heck are you doing?
Just taking a nap. Will you please believe me...?
The rise and fall of the waves flowing within Seto.
Nagasumi, the youngster who was saved, always understood...
...that he had to give up on reason and fulfil his duties.
Please try to laugh.
It is the start of an innocent love.
natsu no kaze ga kami wo naderu
夏の風が 髪を撫でる
The summer wind is brushing gently against my hair.
kinosei kana koi no yokan
気のせいかな 恋の予感...
Is it my imagination? A premonition of love...
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Original Translation: gg
kirakira atsui natsu no hamabe
キラキラ熱い夏の浜辺
It takes place at the sparking, hot summer beach.
Timer: Holo
mugiwara boushi mo LALALA nugezuni ita no
麦わら帽子も ラララ 脱げずにいたの
The sun hat has become dispensable.
Editor: Gyzome
okute na a lonely maiden
晩生な a lonely maiden
There was a shy lonely maiden.
Typesetter: Assasin_Cross
fushigi na michibiki shio no michihiki
不思議な導き 潮の満ち引き
I'm mysteriously guided by the ebb and flow of the tide.
Encoder/kfx: Holo
K-Timer: Pahndamonium
yume miru mitai ni deaetara Ah-
夢見るみたいに出会えたら Ah-
If we could meet just like in my dreams, ah-
QC: Holo
watashi wa Romantic! anata mo Romantic!
わたしは Romantic! あなたも Romantic!
I am romantic! You are romantic!
sekaijuu Romantic!
世界じゅう Romantic!
Everyone in the world is feeling romantic.
hiyake datte ki ni shinai de
日焼けだって気にしないで
Don't worry even if you get sunburnt.
(Summer Summer Love)
kimetai no
キメたいの
It has been decided.
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Episode 11
Armageddon
Physical Examination Year 2 Girls
Oh my, San, have you got fat lately?
Really...?
Why don't you keep it that way and become chubby, then be so jealous over my nice body that you feel like dying?
Luna-chan, the same goes for you. Look at your upper arms...
It's so soft...
Don't touch me!
San-chan's bra is cute!
Stop looking at me. It's embarrassing.
There's no need to be embarrassed. We're all girls.
That's right, we're all girls...
There's no need for that bra to stay on!
Wow!
Luna-chan, stop it!
I don't want to be naked!
Infirmary
Luna-chan!
If you continue to do that, I'll arrest you for purposely committing an act of obscenity!
Ah...
President, what's wrong?
My breasts have grown again...
Eh?!
That's amazing!
That size is at a level that could be charged with violating the minor offences act...
I'm so envious...
Next! Edomae Luna!
O-Okay!
H-Huh?! Why?!
Luna-chan, are you all right?
Lunar-chan, is something wrong?
Seems like she has gained weight.
That's nothing compared to state crimes. Don't worry about it.
That's not a valid comparison, right?
Luna-chan has been eating a lot lately, since Mother's food is tasty.
Unforgivable...
Unforgivable! Why did I gain weight yet nothing changed for San?
So we're going to start dieting from today on.
We must definitely slim down! San, you're fine with it, right?
Why must I...
You must do it too!
It's too hard to do this alone! You will accompany me down this path!
That's right! Since you're dieting, want me to give you something useful?
What is this?
It's a supplement for dieting.
Why don't you give it a try?
Here goes nothing!
There's finely ground small fish inside it, so it's rich in calcium!
S-Small fish...
Isn't this cannibalism...?
I've eaten fish again...
Eh? Cannibal?
Saru, don't pay attention to it.
Yes, Sir.
S-San is going on a diet?!
This is an important event!
If we really want to slim down,
it's better if we use products for fishmen, right?
San-sama doesn't need to slim down because her figure is already great.
I don't know about Luna-sama though.
Hey, what are you implying?
Document
Computer
Internet
Maki-chan, please don't provoke Luna-chan any further.
For men
For women
For mermaids
Okay.
So there really are diet products for mermaids?
Yes. They're sold over the Internet.
For mermaids
Look.
Let me see...
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Ah... At which point should I start puking?
Hey San, bring all the diet products that your clan is selling, and present them to me!
Why must I do something like that...?
As my servant, isn't it natural for you to do that?
They are tributes, tri-bu-tes!
San, are you around?
Ah, Father!
San, I heard that you've started dieting...
That's why I've brought along all the products that we are selling over the Internet!
All of these are my presents for you!
Wow! Thank you, Father!
Thank you, Father!
San...
Father...
Gou-chan feels so happy...
San's things are my things!
There are plenty of things I've never seen before...
Mermaid Yomeisui
Note: Yomeisui is a variant of Yomeishu, a traditional Japanese tonic wine.
Huh? Mermaid Yomeisui?
It's water that'll rejuvenate you.
Eh...?
Mermaid Aerobic
This is it! This is the "Mermaid Aerobics" DVD that I wanted!
Come, let's hurry and do aerobics, San!
Luna-chan, you are overbearing as usual...
San, do your best!
San-sama, bring me along!
Raw
R-Raw...
E... E-Erm...
F-Father...
Pichi. Pichi. Pichi-pichi.
Yes, that's right.
Pichi. Pichi.
I-It's tough...
I hope this is effective...
Raw...
My son, you can consider this porn, right? Erosumi-san?
No way. This is probably at a fetish level...
Boss.
I've finished installing it.
Ah, good work.
I'll reward you later.
Thank you very much.
What is that?
Beats me...
This is the latest machine in the world of mermaid dieting!
Cutting edge!! Diet machine
Carp-man (鯉人, Koibito) is a pun for Lovers (恋人, Koibito).
The room-based vertical waterfall climber that will make you feel like a carp-man!
Cutting edge!! Diet machine
You'll feel like a carp-man swimming up a waterfall in your room
Order now and it comes with a sauna room
It comes with a sauna room if you order now.
I'm sorry, Father.
Do whatever you wish to the bathroom!
Do it, Shark Fujishiro!
Press.
Do your best, San!
Charge forth with the might of a carp!
It's too intense!
It's amazing! I'm going to be engulfed by it!
This is for the diet...!
I... don't care whether this is considered a fetish or not.
Going to the sauna after a workout is the best.
What's wrong?
Be it selling things or hosting shows, I'm not good at either of them.
Totally doesn't seem so, right?
Come to think of it, you...
...bought that?
Totally doesn't seem so, right?
Oh my, Michishio-san, are you having fish today? Smells great!
Ah, I feel so refreshed!
Our weight should reduce too, right?
That's great, San!
But Father...
It's best that you go on a diet, I guess.
Metabolic
She noticed it!
Gou-chan is shocked!
Note: "The Evening Dew Brings Anguish" (夜露死苦, Yoroshiku) is an archaic way of writing "Best Regards" (よろしく, Yoroshiku)
T-That's right... I can't maintain such a low metabolism...
That's right, the sauna! If I sweat it out at the sauna...
Come to think of it, I've never seen San's father in mermaid form.
S-Should I peep?
Well, it's nothing bad since we're all men. I'll just act relaxed!
Hmm...
Masa-san!
Excuse me, what are you peeping at?
You dangerous bastard! You actually wanted to peep at me?!
What a perverted and poisonous sea louse!
You are too damn perverted!
Note: Semerareru (攻められる) means getting attack/punish, but also refers to being dominated by someone in a homosexual relationship.
Manservants sure are suitable for punishment!
You're mistaken! It's not as if I wanted to see San's father's naked body!
Nagasumi-san, you like men?
No! San-chan, like I've said, it's a misunderstanding!
Ah... A-Amazing... I'm still alive...
Huh?
Ah, it's the drink from earlier, which is said to rejuvenate people.
Huh?
Nagasumi-san, you can't drink that!
Eh? What? What?!
This is the Mermaid Yomeisui that is rich in nourishment and it's best used for treating stiff shoulders.
But this is for mermaid use!
It's said that bad things will happen if humans drink it!
Eh?! Is that so?!
What's all the commotion about?
Nagasumi-san finished drinking the Mermaid Yomeisui in one go...
What?! That's the only one left in the entire store!
As expected from a sea louse. How ignorant.
How the heck would I know?
Won't something happen to the human who drinks what's meant for mermaids?
Don't say anything scary!
Ah, it's fine as long as he doesn't die. I'm heading to the toilet...
You are not interested in the fate of your son?
What's... wrong?!
San, this is bad!
Hurry up and escape outside!
Nagasumi-san turned into a giant?!
San, are you all right?
What the heck is going on?
Where's Nagasumi-san's father?
What happened?
The thirty-five... The thirty-five years of instalments I've paid is...
San-sama, it'll be bad if humans see him in that gigantic state!
Sing that song now!
Mermaid Ancient Lyrics: Song of Sleep!
What's that?
Is it a bird?
Is it a plane?
No, it's...!
Ralihoe~
Neighbours fall asleep simultaneously
Fell asleep!
San-sama, if you keep the song going, you can make Nagasumi-san sleep too!
Why isn't my manservant falling asleep even though she's been singing for so long?
Since he drank the Mermaid Yomeisui, his existence was changed to something akin to us mermaids.
Hence, it raised his resistance against the mermaid song!
In other words, he's gradually getting further and further away from being a human.
Huh? Nagasumi-san?
This is bad! He has lost himself after drinking the Mermaid Yomeisui!
He's pretty excited down there!
Eek!
Hey, stop doing that!
What are you saying?!
Wow! Mawari-senpai is amazing!
You've broken your own 50m record!
Strike! You're out!
I've... probably been living too seriously...
Mother! I need to buy a new pair of glasses!
Oh my...
My son has grown so big in the brief moment that I didn't see him...
Mother, please look after Father!
What do you want me to do about this man sleeping without his pants?
I would have awakened even if it's a love that lasted a hundred years...
San-sama, this is bad! Nagasumi-san is starting to go berserk!
I must find a way to stop him or else...
It was indeed the right decision to bring that along today, since I thought something like this would happen.
Dispel your human form and turn back into your original form!
Octopus Nakajima!
Understood!
Keep it up and hold him down, Octopus!
Isn't this turning into a war between beasts?!
Ja!
I'm flying!
Octopus lost!
And in a ridiculously short time!
Mother, watch out!
Don't discard off your filialness to your parents, Nagasumi!
Are you all right?
Masa-san.
Mum...
This is bad! Nagasumi-san will destroy the town if this goes on.
San-chan, leave everything to me!
This voice... It's Kai-kun!
Up-trim maximum!
Kaioumaru... Emergency surfacing!
The submarine is about to surface. Please be careful.
My son's.... little one...
Nagasumi-san...
Admit defeat, Michishio Nagasumi!
I'll exterminate you because you are this despicable...!
Ouch...
Nagasumi has forgotten about me in his anger.
If this goes on... It's too dangerous to leave Nagasumi here as he is.
Milord!
Saru, you sure are quick!
Milord, I've brought the space shuttle you requested!
You did well, Saru!
Milord.
You're fast!
All the preparations have been completed.
This is the launch switch.
All right. You're dismissed.
OK!
Connect me to the hotline.
Do not touch
Nagasumi
Secret Box
The preparations here...
Do not touch
Nagasumi
Secret Box
Mine!
...are completed!
Set the main engine to the start position.
In five seconds!
Four!
Three!
Two!
Launch!
Now, we can stop worrying.
San-chan, you should give up on Nagasumi...
What the heck are you doing?!
Calm down! San-chan, I was doing this for you!
Let me have that for a second.
H-Huh?!
Geez.
With this, we're hooked up to the satellite control.
Nagasumi-san!
He's still alive!
He's rampaging on the moon.
San, it's regrettable, but... as things are now, it's best to give up on Nagasumi-kun.
It's painful for me too, but I think that it's the best choice for you!
Father!
Leave it to me!
I'll eliminate Michishio Nagasumi!
Kai-kun, stop it already!
Military-use satellite missile! Fire three shots at once!
The rocket missile will soon directly hit Nagasumi!
Disappear! Michishio Nagasumi!
Nagasumi-san!
I did it!
This is worth celebrating!
Bring the sake over!
Bring me back!
He's still alive.
What an amazing will to live...
Nagasumi-san is crying...
He's crying for the Earth he loves...
San...
Father, is there a way to save Nagasumi-san?
San...
Is there anything I can do?
San, I understand how you feel, but...
This is indeed...!
Even though I'm looking at her upside down... San still looks adorable...
San, sorry to keep you waiting!
Mother!
I had to work overtime.
Geez...
I spit out my coffee the moment I saw Nagasumi from the infirmary window.
Note: 名槍 Meisou refers to a lance that is inscribed with the name of the swordsmith.
That lance is a Meisou called Neptune.
This lance has a secret "purifying" ability capable of removing abnormalities that the body is experiencing.
W-When did you get something like that...?
It's a product that we're selling over the Internet, right?
If you are interested in the product, please call...
It's heavy...
Please throw the lance and pierce Nagasumi-kun with it.
That weight is the weight of your wish.
Your wish to save Nagasumi will provide the power for the purifying function to work!
My wish for Nagasumi-san will... provide the power for the purifying function!
The distance to the moon... The weight of the lance... They don't mean a thing!
What kind of a wife am I if I don't try to save my husband?!
I will definitely... try... to save Nagasumi-san!
The alternate way of reading Ninkyou... [仁侠, Chivalrous Spirit]
...is Ningyo! [人魚, Mermaid]
Reach out, my feelings!
Well, I've come back!
He sure remained airborne for a long time...
Octopus-puchi~
Octopus-puchu~
Since it's a time like this, we'll give you another one when you order!
The phone number is 0-120 0...
The alternate way of reading Ninkyou... [仁侠, Chivalrous Spirit]
...is Ningyo! [人魚, Mermaid]
Effect might vary depending on person.
Nagasumi-san... Your wife is waiting for you on Earth.
No matter what happens...
Come back safely.
Busu
Nagasumi-san came back!
Oh no! Nagasumi-san has stopped breathing!
Masa!
Yes!
CPR!
Pardon me!
Masa-san!
Nagasumi-san!
San-chan...
I...
Nagasumi-san! Thank goodness...
Thank goodness, San.
Thank you, San-chan.
I... remembered everything.
Not only once... but twice!
But I actually...
I actually wanted to do CPR on you.
S-San-chan.
Hmph, as expected from my manservant.
The only thing you have is the devil's luck.
Father!
So, Nagasumi, you remembered everything? Thank goodness...
Then there's no need for explanations.
Bastard, give me back my house!
Dad, it's stupid to pay for the medical fees for this child, so stop there.
San-chan, come live at my home since you're homeless! If possible, stay forever!
Mikawa, I'm going to slaughter you!
Give me back thirty-five years of instalments!
I want to return to the moon...
sotto nobashita sono te no hira koboreochiru yuuhi
そっと伸ばした その手のひら 零れ落ちる夕日
Gently stretch out your palms to catch hold of the radiance scattered by the setting sun.
nami no oto ga tsuyoku yasashiku kaze ni oyoideru
波の音が 強く優しく 風に泳いでる
The sounds of the waves are strongly, yet gracefully, drifting along in the wind.
modorenai michi arukidasu ippo ippo zutsu
戻れない道 歩き出す 一歩一歩ずつ
I continued on one step at a time down the path of no return.
anata no tonari hohoenderu fuan wo kakushite
あなたの隣 微笑んでる 不安を隠して
I concealed my anxiety and smile when I was next to you.
kokoro ni kimeta ano hi kara dayo
心に決めた あの日からだよ
You know, I have decided in my heart ever since that day.
miminari no youni
耳鳴りのように
It seems to be buzzing in my ears...
sasayakikaketekuru ORENJI no sora wa
囁きかけてくる オレンジの空は
The orange sky that is softly calling out to me is...
haruka ni tooku chikaku
遥かに遠く、近く
...so distant... It's so far, yet so near...
sasayakikaketekuru ORENJI no umi ni
囁きかけてくる オレンジの海に
At the orange sea that is softly calling out to me...
watashi wa asu e no hikari mitsukeru yo
私は明日への光 見つけるよ
Preview
Going out early and coming back late.
Being an idol is indeed a tough job.
I understand why they want to have a good rest on their day off.
I also understand if they want to sleep the whole day!
However, don't show me the harsh truth, Lunar-chan!
Please don't break my dreams apart!
The alternate way of reading Ai no Dorei...
[愛の奴隷, Slave to Love]
Idol
Next Episode
is idol!
That's too painful...
I discovered the light that leads to tomorrow.