I wish we haven't known each other for as long as we have.
We should have been normal classmates.
Knowing you for so long hasn't gotten me anywhere!
Chiwa!
isse no!
いっせ一の！
Ready, set!
okaeri
おかえり
Welcome home!
saa dekakeyou
さあ出かけよう
Come, let’s go out.
nukegake randebuu
抜け駆けランデブー
I'll be the first to steal you for a rendezvous!
kizuna ga daiji
絆が大事
Our bonds are precious.
koibito ga daiji
恋人が大事
Our romance is precious.
Girlish Lover
kono itami kimi no sei?
この痛み 君のせい?
Are you the cause of this pain?
mune no tokimeki uso no tsumori
胸のときめき ウソのつもり
Passing your heart's throbbing off as a lie...
ima made no pojishon wo
今までのポジションを
If our current position
koeta ashita wa dou naru no?
越えた未来は どうなるの?
crossed over, what would happen to the future?
nee motto issho shiyo! dame?
ねえもっと一緒しよ!ダメ?
Hey, let’s stay together longer! Can't we?
dame! watashi dake
ダメ! わたしだけ
No! Only I can.
yudan mo suki mo nai
油断も隙もない
You're never unprepared and show no weaknesses.
kimi to no bodaa koetai
君とのボーダー越えたい
I want to cross over your borders together!
sou motto!
そうもっと！
Yes, even more!
daitan de
大胆で
A little bolder...
chotto gouin?
ちよっと強引?
You mean more assertive?
suki wo misetai
スキを見せたい
We want to express our love!
yasashii kimi mo
優しい君も
You're too gentle.
ijiwaruna kimi mo
いじわるな君も
You're too rough.
hitori jime
ひとりじめ
But you're all ours!
kidzuite
気付いて
Notice me!
yappa yamete
やっぱやめて
Never mind, don’t!
ura hara fall in love
ウラハラ fall in love
Contrary to falling in love,
tomodachi ijou
友達以上
I want to be more than friends,
honmono miman no
ホンモノ未満の
but less than the real thing.
Girlish Lover
#4 Fighting over a Guy is a Battlefield
What the hell was wrong with Chiwa, anyway?
Oh, crap!
I overslept!
Am I seriously doing this?
Good morning.
M-Masuzu...
No need to act surprised, Eita-kun.
You here to check up on Chiwa's date too?
Perish the thought.
As the president of SAMEFAG,
I'm here to see my brave club member in action.
Let's leave as soon as we've seen them meet up.
I'm going to the library to study after this.
Okay, that's fine.
We don't need to pretend to be dating right now, do we?!
No, a fake boyfriend must play the part at all times.
Chiwa's...
Chiwa's actually wearing something nice.
How's the outfit I picked out for her?
You did that?
So you can be nice sometimes.
Yes, the clothes I wore back in sixth grade suit her quite well.
The clothes I wore back in sixth grade suit her quite well.
You didn't have to repeat yourself.
He's late for their first date?
Shouldn't the guy arrive first for this sort of thing?
Yeah...
No New Messages
Sorry I'm late.
What am I gonna do with you?
The train was late.
Chiwa.
Come on, Chiwa, just go home already.
Told you she'd wait till eleven.
I win.
Huh?
Sakagami-senpai?
Damn, I can't believe she's seriously still out there.
Look at that getup.
She's totally trying to be what she's not.
What's wrong with that?
She looks cute.
She really thinks she can go on a date with Sakagami-kun.
What are they doing?
Take it.
Thank you.
Anyway, you can get out of here now, Chihuahua-chan.
Sorry about all this.
It was just a prank.
You really thought you'd get to go out with me, huh?
You never had a chance.
Don't think you're all that, Pathetic Chihuahua-chan.
She's really a shrimp.
Maybe she's actually in elementary school.
There was a guy into little girls at my middle school.
I can introduce you if you want.
Come on, stop it.
I feel bad for Chihuahua-chan.
She's shaking.
People think that Sakagami guy is a charming sportsman at school,
but this is what he's really like.
Two-timing or three-timing is normal for him.
When he gets bored with one, he finds another, and it all repeats.
You knew all this from the beginning...
Don't.
Let go of me!
The two of us don't care about the web love weaves.
Now Harusaki-san will understand just how pointless love really is.
She might become anti-love, just like you and me.
It doesn't look like I'll be able to do kendo anymore.
Cut it out already!
Are you saying our club was all one big scam?
Were you just having fun?!
I told you, I'm the president of SAMEFAG.
Everything I say is fake.
Fabricated without a shred of truth.
What did you say?
You said it yourself.
I'm a bitch.
Don't act like you're evil, Natsukawa Masuzu!
B-But you're just like me, right?
That's right.
We're the same.
So I'll stay by your side and trick everyone.
But...
But that doesn't mean you can force others to feel as hopeless as we do!
Chiwa isn't like us.
I'll be right back.
Hey...
Don't leave me.
I don't...
...want to be alone anymore.
Silly.
Don't be so gloomy.
Watch how your boyfriend saves the day.
You don't have a clue.
Get away from Chiwa!
Ei-kun?
Who're you?
I'm Chihuahua's childhood friend.
Problem with that?
And what do you want-
They've returned...
They've returned to me!
My memories from my previous life are back!
What?
My true name is Burning Fighting Fighter.
I have reached the rank of ZZZ, dwarfing mere Rank S elite demons,
but I'm not giving it my all yet, so I'm still at D!
If I release my true power,
I can destroy countless parallel universes with just one hand.
Wyverns, you thought you'd concealed yourselves with your Illumination technique,
but you cannot fool my crest!
No matter where you hide,
this pain will bring your real selves into reality.
Is this dude totally retarded?
The Secret of the Dragoons:
Pose of the Violent Hawk.
Feel my ultimate attack: Fate Dark Black Flame!
This dude's totally lost it.
Total moron.
His eyes are crazed.
What a freak.
Come on, let's go.
Why bother with him?
His stupidity might be contagious.
Yeah...
Idiots!
Turning your backs on me...
You've left yourselves wide open!
Apologise!
What are you doing?!
Apologise to her!
Getting a bit cocky, aren't we?!
Apologise to her.
Apologise to Chiwa.
What was that?
You think you're in a position to say that?
Tell her you're sorry for leading her on.
Okay, shut up.
You shut the hell up.
It's about time you let go.
We're going to kick your ass till the police get here.
Ei-kun...
What are you gonna do now?
Where's your burning whatever now?
Damn!
He bit me!
She's watching...
She's...
She's watching all of this!
She...
She?
What's up with that dull look?
And why are you standing?
You should take a little nap!
Take this!
That's enough, Ei-kun!
You don't need to fight those creeps!
What?
Who're you calling a creep?
Chiwa!
Wait!
Chiwa!
Huh?
What the hell do you think you're gonna do with that?
Head!
You bitch...
Sides!
Come on!
Wrists!
Head!
Sides!
I knew Chiwa was pretty amazing.
This damn kid...
Head!
Wrists!
Sides!
I'm sorry.
We were both lying.
Huh?
I don't like you one bit.
I got in a fight with my dense childhood friend,
and somehow I said I'd get a boyfriend,
so I just picked someone at random.
So, can we just forget everything that happened here today?
U-Uh, yeah, sure.
I don't want to see you guys ever again.
Yeah,
me neither!
L-Let's go!
W-Wait!
Ow...
You're heavy...
You look terrible.
Yo.
Your nose is bleeding all over, Ei-kun.
You know, you yelled that "she" was watching back there...
D-Did I say something like that?
You did.
I heard it loud and clear.
Natsukawa isn't here today, is she?
N-Nope...
T-Then, were you talking about me?
O-Of course not!
Ei-kun, hold on!
Ei-kun!
Ei-kun, are you okay?
Ei-kun?
Way to go, Eita.
You've certainly made a name for yourself.
An overnight sensation, huh?
Well, you made that huge scene in front of the station.
But thanks to that, it sounds like everyone in the school knows the truth about Sakagami-senpai now.
I'm sure Chihuahua-chan was overjoyed.
She said the Ei-kun the Jerk she knew in middle school had returned.
It's not like I'm the same guy I was in middle school, though.
Natsukawa-san's absent today.
I bet she's mad.
Why?
You left her behind yesterday and became a prince on a white horse for another girl.
I wasn't trying to be a "prince on a white horse".
So don't pay any attention to any other girls while you're with me.
Park
Here
Hane River
She lives all the way on the other side of town.
So, when she walked home with me every day, was that for me?
I'll give you a hug.
A big hug to punish you.
Y-You look fine.
Yes, thank you.
You threw that pole yesterday, didn't you?
Thanks.
I just did what any girlfriend would.
So, why did you skip school today?
I wanted to see what it'd be like if I was sick.
Meaning, you faked it?
No, I did it for the club.
Then, do you plan to keep SAMEFAG going?
I intend to.
You and I, who both despise love,
try to think of ways for people who still believe in love to become "ridiculously popular".
Sounds exciting, doesn't it?
We can remove Harusaki-san's brainwashing after we're done.
You haven't given up yet?
I'm evil, after all.
Oh yeah?
Is what I said yesterday getting to you?
Not really.
Well, I guess that sounds okay.
I'll stay around until Chiwa stops causing problems.
She was rejected, after all.
She'll keep coming to the club.
You know everything about Harusaki-san, don't you?
Well, we are childhood friends.
You haven't kissed Harusaki-san yet, have you?
Of course not!
Then remember this:
Your first wasn't with Harusaki Chiwa,
but with me, Natsukawa Masuzu.
So, what do you think?
You're as bold as ever.
That's not what I meant...
Was that okay?
Was what okay?
I mean, are you okay with kissing a fake boyfriend?
You really are dense.
You're the only one I would kiss.
Rumble
That was one of the best scenes from Jojo Part 1.
It was a parody of when Dio steals a kiss from Erina.
As a fellow Jojo fan, you're the only one I could have kissed.
That was supposed to be a parody?
I thought you'd realise it right away.
Now go!
Hurry up and wash your mouth out with dirty water.
I'm not going to reenact the whole scene!
Sorry!
W-Why are you here?!
I emailed you last night that my bath is broken,
so I was going to use your shower this morning.
Huh?
You did?
You didn't even read it, did you?!
Sorry.
My bad.
Are you really sorry?
Yeah, it's completely my fault.
Then, do me a favour to make up for it.
Huh?
Let's walk to school together every morning.
Okay.
Really?!
Then, let's start today!
I'll get dressed right now.
Gotcha.
I'm totally not letting Natsukawa have you.
Eek!
You perv!
W-Why are you here?!
Putting on an apron and making breakfast for my boyfriend...
You wouldn't expect anything less from a maiden looking to recreate herself.
I emailed you.
I told you I'd be here this morning.
Another email...
Come to think of it, how did you get in?
Through the front door.
I thought you left it open for me?
Must have been Chiwa.
What's the matter?
Wait, did you want to see me in nothing but an apron?
No!
Fine...
Where's the hair dryer?
Who was that?
M-My aunt, Saeko-san!
Well, since I'm here, I should introduce myself.
No!
Don't go anywhere.
I don't care if another stand user shows up.
Don't go anywhere.
Chiwa, I'm coming in.
Sure.
Here you go.
Why are you sweating so much?
Another stand user showed up.
I was thinking I should change my hairstyle.
N-No, I think it's fine as it is-
Which of these buttons turns up the heat?
Is that Saeko-san?
She always comes home this early...
Maybe I should go say hi, since I haven't lately.
Wait!
Saeko-san doesn't feel well and she's pretty tired.
Let her sleep today.
I see.
I'll use the hair dryer as quietly as I can.
Thanks.
You're sure sweating a lot.
I-I saved all of mankind.
I can't find the reheat button on the microwave.
Hey, the hair dryer's broken!
Hold on, I'll be right there!
Eita-kun.
Ei-kun!
Eita-kun?
Ei-kun!
Ei-kun?
Eita-kun?
Hey!
Oh?
What are you doing here, Natsukawa?!
I could ask you the same question, Harusaki-san.
This is a battleground.
mirai e to futari no wonder tale
未来へとふたりの wonder tale
This is a wonder tale of two people and their future together.
senaka ni sasayakitai no
背中に囁きたいの
I always planned on showing you
mune no naka sotto misete
胸の中 そっと見せて
what's secretly inside my heart.
hontou wa ienai kikenai kara
本当は言えない 聞けないから
But I really can't tell you since I don't want to hear it,
ijiwaru shitakunaru
意地悪したくなる
I just want to pick on you.
konna hazu janai
こんなはずじゃない
It shouldn't be like this.
watashi no kodou ga
私の鼓動が
My beating heart
shiranai tokimeki wo utaidasu
知らないトキメキを歌い出す
Doesn't recognise the excitement that it's singing about
girigiri no atsusa de
ギリギリの 熱さで
Even though it's about to burn up.
mirai e to futari no wonder tale
未来へとふたりの wonder tale
This is a wonder tale of two people and their future together.
hajimari ga kowai no ni tomaranai
始まりがこわいのにとまらない
I'm afraid of it starting, but I cannot stop it.
kimi no hitomi ga watashi no tame ni
君の瞳が私のために
I wonder why I would want
kagayaite hoshii no wa naze kashira
輝いて欲しいのはなぜかしら
your eyes to shine for me.
koina no? oshiete yo
恋なの？ 教えてよ
Is this love? Please tell me.
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