Okay! That's the final piece!
Knee socks, okay!
Striped panties, okay!
The ribbon's perfect, too!
I won't forgive him if he doesn't get a hard-on this time.
Onii-sama, it's morning now.
So that you may have a lovely day, please ask anything of me.
Onii-sama.
W-What's this?
I can't believe Onii-sama got up on his own already!
What happened to you, Onii-sama?!
issen datte koetaino
一線だって越え たいの
I want to cross that line.
rakuen no aji wo shiranai manma ja irarenai
楽園の味を知 らないまんまじゃいら れない
I just have to know how paradise tastes.
amakutemo karakutemo zettai
甘くても辛く ても絶対
Maybe it's sweet, or maybe it's not.
Fabulous!! it's World
Either way, it's a fabulous world.
please teach me sweet shine kiss!
what's paradise's taste? try it! trust it!
What's paradise's taste? Try it! Trust it!
korette koikana teyuu ka koukishin
これって恋か な? てゆーか好奇心??
Is this really love? Or am I just curious?
akogare no deeto kangaeru beranda
憧れのデート考えるベランダ
At the balcony I dream up a date.
moriagacchau hiruyasumi
盛り上がっちゃ う昼休み
Things are getting spicy at lunch break.
kokoro honhon ni lock
こころ悶々にLock
I get totally fixated on it.
issho dane kisu no sukiru toka
一緒だね!? キスのスキルとか
We're alike in, say, how we kiss.
kuusou shidasuto tomaranai
空想しだすと 止まらない
I just can't hold myself back in my fantasies.
bonnou datte bitoku nano (It's not vice)
煩悩だって美徳 なの(It's not vice)
Who says all desires are evil?
haato ga bomb tte fukuramu koto bakka shitai (We want)
ハートがBombって 膨らむことばっかし たい(We want)
I just want to make my heart go "pop."
romansu shinjiterumon
ロマンス信じ てるもん
Who says romance doesn't exist?
otome no ganbou tawawa ni minotte kajitsu
乙女の願望 たわわに実って果実
It's a fruit salad filled with a maiden's wishes.
issen datte koetai no (Tension high)
一線だって越え たいの(Tension high)
I want to cross that line.
yokoshima tateshima donna rain demo janpu shite (Let's fly)
ヨコシマ、タテ シマ、どんなラインでも ジャンプして(Let's fly)
I'll jump over any type of stripes.
taiatari de tsukamitai itsuka
体当たりでつ かみたいいつか
And one day I will force my way to my...
Precious Big Love
...precious big love.
please teach me sweet shine kiss!
Please teach me sweet shine kiss!
what's paradise's taste? try it! trust it!
A Rival Appears! Brother And Sister In Trouble!
It's rare to see you dressed up like that.
Got a date or something?
Definitely not!
No date could ever be this depressing.
Suspicious.
Suspicious as hell.
N-Nao, you're going out too?
Yeah! I have a very important errand to run.
Just don't get arrested or anything, okay?
She was the one who said 10 o'clock!
Shuu-chan!
Sorry!
I'm so sorry for being late!
I had trouble deciding what to wear,
since this is our first date and all.
I-It's fine. I only waited for about thirty minutes anyway.
That's good. We've still got time, so let's go get some tea.
Shuu-chan!
You're thinking, "Don't be paranoid."
"That was only an accident," aren't you?
Just relax. I'll let you enjoy my growing bulges all you want!
"I-I didn't think girls were this soft!"
is probably what you're thinking, you virginal high school boy!
Let's go, then.
Y-Yeah.
So it was a date, after all.
And he's going out with Iroha-chan!
This requires further investigation.
S-So the movie you wanted to watch...
I bought the tickets a month ago. I'm so excited!
I would like to humbly decline.
I have a strong aversion to painful and scary things.
It's all right. It'll be fun!
No!
No! Scary!
I'm impressed, Iroha-chan.
Openly embracing his body...
...by curling around his arm is the best choice!
W-Wait!
Now you're going too far!
That was so scary! Exciting, though. Right?
Yeah, unexpectedly exciting.
That movie was better than I thought it'd be.
I even ended up buying the pamphlet and the poster.
Huh?
What is it?
Isn't that Nao?
Oh, you're right.
Nao-
Stop!
What are you doing?!
Just look at that, Haru-chan!
Huh?
No matter how you look at it, those two aren't just friends.
They're walking arm in arm.
This may be an incredible discovery.
Let's not bother them.
Let's follow them.
We can't do that!
We can't pass up something this interesti-
I mean, aren't you worried about Nao?
Let's go, Mizune-chan!
Wow! You're amazing, Shuu-chan!
T-That's-!
Not really.
Don't tell me that Shuusuke's already had...
Lost Virginity
I won't... I won't accept this!
It's the A.G.E. explorers.
This situation looks like it's about to blow up.
Wow! How cute! Does this look good on me?
Yeah, it does.
Let's go over there next!
Here we go. Sorry for the wait!
H-How do I look?
I-It's fine, isn't it?
Oh, I thought so. Maybe that one's better?
Shuu-chan.
Y-Yes?
I can't put this on by myself.
Can you come over here and help me?
Shuu-chan?!
I'll be waiting over there!
Shuu-chan!
So it really is a date.
No, we shouldn't jump to conclusions.
That's right! That's right!
I wonder what'll happen?
Here.
Look!
Paired rings.
Next is the left hand.
Confirmed as losers
Paired... Paired rings?!
We're just virgins that smell like semen, anyway!
I wonder what'll happen?
You won't die peacefully, you know?
W-Wait a minute.
Next is the engagement ring, okay?
No, that's...
The rings we're wearing now will make good ones.
It's already so late.
Time flies by so fast when you're having fun.
We went all over the place, so it's only natural.
There's not enough time at all.
Iroha.
I finally got to see you again.
I waited for ten years, you know?
Ten years?
I was finally able to come back,
but we don't even have time to talk alone.
On top of that, you even forgot about me.
That's not true.
And you're obsessed with Nao-chan.
I'm the one who should always be by your side.
I-I told you that Nao is just my sister!
Then kiss me!
How about a goodbye kiss?
Nao's just your sister, right?
Then there's no need to hold back.
Hurry...
I'm sorry!
Nao and I are indeed siblings,
but that doesn't mean I have to do this with you.
Why not? Lovers kiss a lot, you know?
W-We're not lovers.
You're still saying that.
We've kissed twice already.
You've even seen me naked.
You should accept it for what it is.
Don't say things that could be misunderstood!
You forced yourself on me those times, remember?
Why now of all times!
Hurry up and turn it off!
You have 1 new mail
It's an e-mail.
What is it, Haru-chan?
L-Look!
Nao
Haru-chan! Hirorin! Please!! Take a photo of them together from there! At the speed of light! Thanks!! Nao
S-She knew!
She just let us follow her this entire time?
Hurry!!
At the speed of sound!
I see. Yes, you're right.
We haven't even had sex, yet I'm acting like we're lovers.
I went too far, didn't I?
And you haven't been pleasuring yourself lately.
Huh?
You're backed up, right?
It's okay, Shuu-chan.
I prepared myself for this a long time ago.
She's not listening to a thing I'm saying.
Make me your woman right now!
Hurry!
Come on! Let's go become lovers as soon as possible!
Hey, wait! That wasn't what I meant!
Nao-chin.
What're you doing?
It's dangerous to leave them alone like that.
Did you two get pictures?
Tell me you got pictures.
No choice, then. I should bail him out soon.
Hello? Nao?
Huh!?
W-What's up?
Mum said that dinner's ready.
We're going to start eating without you if you're not back soon.
I'm going home.
Immediately.
I'm going now!
It's dinner time, so I have to go.
I'm leaving the bags here!
Wait, Shuu-chan!
Excuse me!
Hey, Shuu-chan!
Wait!
Well, then. I should be heading back too.
Send me the picture later.
Y-Yeah.
Oh, did the picture turn out all right?
Oh, yeah!
W-What is this?
Wasn't she facing the other way?
Yeah.
What's with that weird face she's making?
Nao, why are you doing all this?!
I'm back!
Mum, I was here with you the entire day, got it?
U-Understood. You were here with me the entire day.
I'm home.
Welcome back, Onii-chan.
You're back earlier than I expected.
Huh? No, I was on my way home,
so I was already in the neighbourhood.
Hm, I see.
So...
Huh?
...who were you with?
Oh, n-no one, actually.
Hm?
Onii-chan, liars will...
...definitely be punished.
Onii-chan's smell.
But this smell is Iroha-chan's perfume!
Huh? That's weird.
What's with all these bubb-
What the? Wait, what's goi-
That was strange. What's with that shampoo?
This is a Zombie League poster!
Why is this here?
I've been exposed. I've been completely exposed.
No, that's not possible.
Nao was home the entire day.
Mum even said so!
But... Could it be...
Why hasn't Nao come to wake me up?
She really does know!
Strange.
Nao-chan usually sticks to Shuu-chan like glue,
but I haven't seen her in 12 hours and 38 minutes.
Does this mean that she knows about yesterday's date?
Nao? Here's the CD I borrowed-
At least knock!
S-Sorry!
A game? Can I play-
It's a single-player game.
It's the end... of everything.
What?
Yes?
What are you doing?
Iroha.
I'm busy right now, so I'm hanging up.
You're lying. You were laying in bed until just now.
Huh?
I know absolutely everything about you, Shuu-chan.
S-She just said that she knows everything, right?
Hello? Can you hear me? Hello? Takanashi?
What does that mean? How does she know?
Ah, damn it!
Shut up! What's all the commotion about?!
No, this isn't... It's not... No, it's not what you think.
N-No!
What are you doing, you pervert?!
He started staring at my panties so suddenly...
...that I forgot to hold back.
He stared!
Could it be?!
Do you want to save this picture?
It's over.
It's really over.
This is the end.
He left after everyone went to bed.
And in that outfit...
Suspicious!
Welcome.
That's not it!
That fashion magazine isn't your target, Onii-chan!
Adult magazines
It's the ones beside them!
The magazines segregated by that partition!
Onii-chan's alone in the store right now.
This is his chance!
Welcome.
Come on!
A customer came in because you're being so slow!
You piece of trash! Idiot! Coward!
Thank you very much.
Now, here's your chance!
Do your best, Onii-chan!
Just a little more. Just a bit more!
Do your best. You've come this far!
Just one more step! You can do it!
Success!
Excuse me.
1500 yen, please.
Here.
2000 yen, and here's your change.
Congratulations, Onii-chan.
Thank you very much.
You really, really gave it your all.
I saw all of it...
Your achievement of buying porn from the convenience store!
Oh, Onii-chan, you are really shining right now! Stupidly.
So this is the result of last night's feast.
This open porn magazine...
That porn DVD left playing...
But most importantly,
even though his cheeks are sunken, and he has bags under his eyes,
his skin is shiny and he looks so satisfied!
Good job, Onii-chan.
You've completely returned to being my perverted little devil!
Wake up, Onii-chan.
It's already 7:45.
You're going to be late!
Nao.
Don't "Nao" me!
It's already 7:45. We're going to be late!
G-Good morning.
Gosh, what do you mean, "Good morning"?
Have some consideration for the person who spends fifteen minutes waking you up every morning!
Oh, I'm getting up! I'm getting up, so please move!
You just plan on going back to sleep, don't you?!
It's okay. I'll really get up!
I don't think I can trust you.
Why are you freaking out, Onii-chan?
Just calm down and explain yourself!
Good morning!
Y-You're late.
Good morning, Nao-chin.
What's with you two? You're acting kinda weird.
R-Really?
Y-Yeah, it's just your imagination.
Is that it? I'm imagining things, then?
So she's just going to ignore what happened last Saturday.
Good morning!
Haru-chan, Hiro-rin, good morning!
Iroha-chan, good morning!
Ah, Nao-chan, good morning!
Iroha-chan, you bought a new bag!
Yeah, I picked it up last Saturday.
I wanted it the moment I saw it.
That's great. It's so cute!
S-Someone stop this!
Tsuchiura, who calmly brought the bag she bought during her date with Nao's brother, is scary.
But Nao, who knows about everything, but doesn't say a thing, is also scary!
Captain, I was mistaken.
Please let me rejoin the A.G.E. exploration team!
I beg of you!
Aren't you being a little too selfish, Shuusuke?
"Girls will only treat you like perverts if you watch porn DVDs."
"You're going to stay a virgin if you keep watching porn DVDs."
"The only thing you'll get from watching porn DVDs are more friends that reek of semen."
You were the one who said those things, Shuusuke.
I was mistaken!
Porn DVDs will pave the road to losing our virginity!
Women who hate men just for watching porn DVDs won't let you do them, anyway.
Sharing porn DVDs with your friends...
...is the only way to discover a new self!
K-Kishikawa!
You got dumped, right?
However, the words of a traitor cannot be trusted!
Prove to me your unwavering resolve!
This is...?
A bonus that came with the porno I bought last night.
It was worth 1500 yen!
D-Did you say 1500 yen?
Such a luxurious thing...
I always knew you'd come back.
E-Everyone!
Wipe your tears, Shuusuke.
Now, let's go find a leaked idol video, where you can't tell...
...who the actual person is because of the poor image quality.
Thank you, everyone!
Okay, you bastards! Tomorrow we're hitting the back streets of Akiba!
Yeah!
suki dakara suki nano ni wakannai
好きだから 好きなのに わかんない…
Because I love you, yet I love you, I just don't know
sokutei funou na kimochi
測定不能なキモチ
This feeling of mine is too unpredictable
todokeruyo todoitara dounaru no
届けるよ 届いたら どうなるの?
I am able to reach you, but what will happen then?
apuroochi wa chokkyuu de
アプローチは直球で
I'll make a straightforward statement
suki dakedo suki dakara komarasetai
好きだけど 好きだから 困らせたい
I love, but because I love you, I want to be your problem
tokimeki ijou no riaritii
トキメキ以上のリアリティー
The reality overwhelms even my excitement
tobikonda nara
飛び込んだなら ～
If I make my leap
(tobikonda nara)
飛び込んだなら～
(If I make my leap)
keiken wa korekara nan desu
経験はこれからなんです。
The real experience will begin
kaze ga tooru asa wo oikoshitara
風が通る朝を追い越したら
Once I get through the windy morning
itsumo to wa chotto chigau
いつもとはちょっと違う
Maybe I'll chance upon you
kimi ni aesou kamo
君に会えそうかも?
And maybe you'll be a tad bit different
mousou hapinesu
妄想ハピネス ～
My happiness fantasy
(mousou hapinesu)
妄想ハピネス～
(My happiness fantasy)
nozokikonde getto shitai
覗き込んでゲットしたい! ～
I want a peek and make it real
(getto shitai na)
ゲットしたいな～
(Make it real)
chikakute tooi egao kokoro wa yurarete
近くて遠い笑顔 心は揺られて
Your smile's so far away, yet so close, and my heart skips at your sight
daisuki dake korekushon
ダイスキだけコレクション
I keep only what I love
gaman nante wasurechae
我慢なんて忘れちゃえ
Don't try to suppress your needs
itsudemo watashi wo mitsumete hoshii
いつでも私を見つめて欲しい
I want you to look at me anytime you please
(ima sugu)
～い・ま・す・ぐ～
(And I mean now)
suki dakara suki naraba wakaru desho
好きだから 好きならば わかるでしょ?
Because I love you, well if you love me, I'm sure you understand
dokidoki ni makenai you ni
ドキドキに負けないように
The heebie-jeebies won't get the best of us
yume yori mo yume no you na futari e to
夢よりも 夢のような 2人へと
Just like a dream - more than life a dream, the two of us
hensoku idouchuu nano
変速移動中なの
Will be an unbelievable couple
suki dakedo suki dakara komarasetai
好きだけど 好きだから 困らせたい
I love you, but because I love you, I want to be your problem
rabu shijoushugi no moraritii
LOVE至上主義のモラリティー
My policy is love triumphs all
kimi to dakara
君とだから
Because I'm with you
(kimi to dakara)
～君とだから～
Because I'm with you
nandatte ari ari mirai
何だってアリアリ未来☆
Our future has endless possibilities
Big Brother's Turn-ons Observation Diary
Big brother's turn-ons observation diary.
Big Brother's Turn-ons Observation Diary
I just happened to chance upon a secret meeting between Iroha-chan and my brother.
I have discovered that the two are actually more than friends.
For romance to blossom between my brother and me,
we need to face obstacles like this, so it's okay.
Next Time
「If My Little Sister Wore A Swimsuit」