You never learn, Kosame.
Call me Onee-chan!
More importantly, hurry up and prepare Milady's breakfast.
This morning's omelet has been prepared with mushrooms and cheese.
Thank you.
Besides that, Milady, why has Subaru been leaving before you lately?!
Calm down, Kosame-san.
You're always flying into a rage when Subaru is involved.
I'm a high class gourmet of tiny breasts and little-sister figures!
This time, I'm also interested in how this delicious situation develops.
Lady Kanade's prefers wild,
unpredictable dishes the most.
ima mune ni umareta
今、胸に生まれた
Just now, in my heart...
yuruginai kono kimochi
揺るぎないこの気持ち
...these unwavering feelings have been born.
dakishimete tobe haruka tooku
抱きしめて飛べ遥か遠く
I'll hold them close and fly far, far away.
GAME & SET nante nai hibi
GAME & SET なんてない日々
These days aren't governed by GAME & SET.
IMAGE shite
イメージして
Use your imagination...
kanaetai miraikazoete
叶えたい未来数えて
...and start counting the futures you wish to be granted.
uchiake attara yakusokuakiramenai
打ち明け合ったら約束あきらめない
Let's talk about everything openly and never give up on our promises.
yume wo katachi ni suru made
夢を形にするまで
Not until we've realised our dreams!
suki na koto zenryoku de oikake you yo
好きなこと全力で追いかけようよ
Let's chase after what we like with all our strength.
issho ni ne
一緒にね
Together,
tanoshiku ne
楽しくね
having fun,
kibou no hane hirogete
希望の羽広げて
let's spread our wings of hope.
ima mune ni umareta
今、胸に生まれた
Just now, in my heart...
yuruginai kono kimochi
揺るぎないこの気持ち
...these unwavering feelings have been born.
yuuki to yobu tame hajimeyou
勇気と呼ぶため始めよう
So we can say we're courageous, let's begin!
Be starters!
michisuu no doa datte
未知数のドアだって
There are innumerable doors before us,
kowagarazu akete ne
怖がらず開けてね
but let's open them without fear!
Fly far away...
mai agare kanata e to
舞い上がれ彼方へと
...soaring off into the distant sky.
I Fell In Love!
Hey, Jirou!
Why have you and Subaru-sama been coming to school together?
I just met him on the way.
Actually, Subaru-sama is a girl,
and I have a condition where every time I'm touched by a girl, I get a nosebleed.
Plus I'm now under surveillance to ensure that I don't expose her secret.
Like I can tell him that...
Are you guys... in a special relationship or something?
No!
Be careful.
Rumours say that the S4 has already started to make its move.
S4?
They are the most powerful group of our Roran Academy,
Konoe Subaru's underground fan club.
A Subaru fanatic may grow jealous of how close you two are...
...and send an assassin after you.
That's ridiculous.
Divine retribution!
Please stay calm.
We, the Subaru-sama Warm Watch Group, will fend of your assailants.
Why would there be a group like that?
We are a faction that split from S4 and are acting independently.
Due to our differing views, we've been fighting behind the scenes for quite some time.
Also...
There's something I'd like to ask you.
Who's the dominant one, and who's the submissive one?
So you were a fujoshi...
It must be really troublesome.
It's all your fault.
As an apology,
I'll give this to you.
Butler ticket
Just break the seal and
Subaru will follow your command.
What's this?
Just break the seal and
Subaru will follow your command.
It has a sheep and a butler on it.
Huh?
With that, you can command Subaru to perform a single task.
Command...
For example...
...you could have her take off her top...
...and rub honey all over her breasts.
Lick it.
Or, have her do those kinds of things.
Lick it.
I'll lick it.
I'm not into stuff like that!
Bye. I'll see you again after school.
I've lost my appetite...
So, why are we at an arcade?
I thought it might be a good place for your first date.
Date?
For curing your gynophobia, I thought that it would be best for Subaru to be able to dress as a normal girl.
Where are you, anyway?
I'm reading manga at a nearby manga café.
You're so elegant.
Pass Subaru the phone...
It's time to get started.
Well then, Subaru...
Undress.
I understand, Milady.
Hold it!
Book: Vengeful Giant
I didn't tell you to do it right there.
I'll go change.
D-Don't look at me like that.
It seems like your breasts have gotten bigger.
I usually wrap them tight to conceal them.
Also, Milady prepared a padded bra for me.
That makes sense.
They didn't seem so big before.
What are you thinking about?!
S-Sorry.
Geez. Let's go.
O-Okay.
What is this?
You don't know?
You put money in it and try to skilfully pick out what's inside.
They're so cute...
Should I get one for you?
Yeah.
So cute!
First Time
Subaru Kinjirou
Here.
Thank you.
Sorry...
Eh?
I'm here to help treat you,
and yet I went off and had so much fun by myself.
I don't really mind.
So, why do you have gynophobia, anyway?
Do you know Sakamachi Akemi?
She's a pro wrestler, I think.
The one they call "The Queen of Fresh Blood."
That person is my mother.
It's not just my mother.
My little sister also loves martial arts.
Ever since I was a child, I've been their human punch-bag.
It went on, day after day, for more than ten years.
That's the cause...
So where do the nosebleeds come from?
Perhaps it became a reflex.
Whenever I got a nosebleed, they would stop.
That's the kindness of a family.
No, you're wrong.
Hm?
They said it would get the room dirty.
It'll be fine.
You'll definitely be cured.
That's right...
I also want to hurry up and be cured of this reaction...
...and be able to exchange touches with a girl!
Is that enough of a warm-up?
Yes.
Then start the second phase of the mission.
It's an order from Milady.
Let's get started.
Program one.
Program two.
Three.
Subaru.
Yes?
Pass the phone to Jirou-kun.
How are you doing? Is your nose bleeding yet?
N-Not yet.
In that case, you may use your butler ticket as a reward.
Why do you have that?
Suzutsuki gave it to me.
Is there anything you would like me to do, Master?
Master!!
I actually hate using that form of address for anyone but Milady.
However, a butler ticket...
...is just like one of Milady's orders.
A butler ticket is absolute, huh?
So please, tell me to do whatever you want!
Anything, you say...
No, I'm not that kind of pervert!
Then, could you say "Meaah?"
Me-Me...
Meaaah.
I wanted to make my order simple,
but I ended up doing something vile as a human being.
Not at all.
I'm Master's butler, after all.
That's enough...
Master, there's some dust on your head.
Stop it, Konoe!
You're trembling so much. Are you cold?
Why don't you let me warm you up then?
This is the best angle for tiny breasts!
Lady Kanade. Love.
Kureha!
What are you doing here?
That's my line!
When I heard rumours that you were going out with a guy,
I worried about it and followed you all day.
You've been tailing us?
And then, to think you had such a secret!
I can't believe...
I can't believe my senpai was actually a pervert who likes to cross-dress!
You're wro-
I saw everything.
I saw you give a stuffed animal to him, while he was dressed as a girl,
and saw you two pressing your bodies together.
You were even trying to kiss as fellow men, weren't you!
I thought something was weird when he was coming to our house to pick you up.
You've deceived my brother, haven't you?
Kureha...
You thief!
Give back...
...my brother!
Kureha!
What's this?
You're... You're breaking the rules!
A surprising ending, no?
Suzutsuki!
You were watching?
I couldn't possibly miss such an interesting scene.
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to kick her so hard...
Don't worry about it.
If you hadn't gone that far, she wouldn't have stopped.
But...
Well then, I'll see you at school tomorrow.
I'm home.
Hey! Kureha?
You're home, aren't you?
K-Kumagoro...
You've always been a punch-bag for Kureha when I'm not around.
I'm sorry.
It must have been a serious shock for her.
About yesterday...
You haven't cleared up the misunderstanding with your little sister yet, have you?
No.
I'm worried about what will happen next...
Well, then. Everyone, change into your gym clothes.
Body Measurement Examinations
Boys go to the infirmary.
What are you planning to do?
I don't have a choice.
They'll take your measurements.
You'll have to take everything off to be measured.
However, Milady...
You pretended to be sick last year.
This year, the two of you must overcome it.
You're all right with this right, Subaru?
Do you always change in here?
Yeah.
I really can't think of a solution to this.
Shall we give up?
It'll be fine. We'll get over it somehow.
Height. Weight. Sitting height.
So far so good.
Showing your chest will be bad!
It'll be fine. I've bound it especially tight for this.
But boys don't usually wrap it up.
I'll make something up.
Next.
Konoe Subaru-kun.
Yes.
What is this?
Take it off!
I can't measure properly if you're like that.
Take that!
A girl? Konoe is a girl?
Wait a moment, please.
Konoe is... Um...
...extremely shy.
I'll measure Konoe's chest!
Uh... All right...
Sakamachi...
78 centimetres.
Sakamachi, are you okay?
Yeah.
All right, next. Sakamachi Kinjirou-kun.
This is bad for me, too!
Why is she the nurse this year?
Usually, it's a man.
I'll measure his chest!
Please let me measure!
He'll be more comfortable with me.
I'll be finished soon.
Konoe, sorry about this.
No, same goes for me.
Hearing and vision testing comes next.
But after that is...
Okay, show me your chest.
What's that wrapped around you?
Take it off!
Next, Konoe Subaru.
Okay, show me your chest.
I will use the stethoscope on Konoe!
Even so, that's...
Th-Then...
Overcoming a situation like this...
It's so soft.
Konoe?
Are you okay?
The physical examinations...?
We were able to get away because of you.
I see.
It's a shame you couldn't keep it up until the end.
When Milady heard that we measured each other's chest, she was satisfied enough.
I hope this doesn't turn into another rumour.
It's lunch break.
Um...
If it's all right with you, let's have lunch together.
It's not like I have a particular reason for having lunch with you or anything.
It's on me today.
I don't want to be indebted to you.
A chocolate roll...
...and a yakisoba roll.
Books: Scientific Beings and the Road to Becoming a Superhuman. Logic for Dummies.
Also, croquette bread and curry bread.
Maybe some fried cutlet...
How dare he put his hands on Subaru-sama like that?
I'll kill that damn four-eyed punk.
That bastard...
I hear he also measured his body and got close to him.
Is he always thinking about playing doctor?
I'll kill him!
Hey! Hurry up and buy it already!
What are you doing?
Sit down already.
Then...
Oh yeah... Where's Suzutsuki?
Hey. Don't ignore me.
Do you always have someone to eat with?
Yeah, usually Kurose.
He's always been around, ever since junior high.
Junior high, huh?
I never went to one, so I don't really understand.
Milady and I only started in high school.
Up until then, we were students just in name,
and studied with private teachers.
That's why I've never eaten lunch with anyone before...
...not with friends, like you do.
Then, we should first decide what to call each other.
You don't have to call me by my full name any more,
so just call me Jirou.
But... Is that really okay?
What?
For us to be so friendly?
I already told you. It's fine.
But...
It's easier than saying "Meaah", right?
All right.
I'll call you that, then.
J-Jirou.
Yeah... Good job.
Jirou... Jirou, huh?
You didn't get a nosebleed, right?
Don't you think this mission has helped a bit?
Suzutsuki!
She fell asleep.
To think Subaru would sleep near another person...
...her anxiousness must be gone.
Anxiousness?
Keeping her identity hidden at school is always tough on her,
so she doesn't normally let people come near her.
Even so, she finally found someone who could be her friend.
Friend?
Since you already know her secret, you can be her friend.
This girl worked hard too.
I'm Subaru's master,
and because of that I can't truly be her friend.
Even though, she used to call me "Kana-chan" last time,
we were on good terms back then.
I'm home.
Welcome home.
I'm back.
Nii-san, can I ask you something?
What is it?
Are you going out with Konoe-senpai?
No we're not!! We're just friends!
Uh, Nii-san...
I think I might be in love with him.
This is the first time I've felt like this...
What should I do?
You can't be together with that person!
Your friend...
Konoe-senpai is a bit different!
He's strong and really cool!
I fell in love with him!
This is bad... Dear father in heaven,
your daughter has...
...fallen in love with another girl.
koe ni dashite
声にだして
If I let out my voice,
tanoshii tte ichattara
楽しいって言っちゃったら
and admit I'm having fun,
kumo hitotsu nai aozora
雲一つ無い青空
this blue, cloudless sky...
kono mune ni hirogatteku yo
この胸に広がってくよ
...spreads throughout my heart.
HEART SIGNAL kyun te tatete
ハートシグナル キュンて立てて
My heart signal is beating so strong.
tobikonda sekai
飛び込んだ世界
In this new world I'm in.
hamidashichae
はみ出しちゃえ
I'm being pushed outside of my boundaries,
watashi to iu CAPACITY kakuchou tanoshii jan
私と言うキャパシティ拡張楽しいじゃん
finding fun in widening the capacity of "myself".
tomaranai SPEED ni natte koishitetai
止まらないスピードになって恋いしてたい
I want to love at an unstoppable speed.
isogo futari dake no jikuu
急ごっ二人だけの時空
Let's hurry on to our own space and time.
1 to 3 tobikoete kimi ni aitai yo
１to３飛び越えて君に会いたいよ
1 to 3, and leap over it. I want to see you!
tsukinukeru kaze ni natte todoketai
突き抜ける風になって届けたい
I want to become a piercing wind and fly to you,
mou chotto kawaiku APPROACH
もうちょっと可愛くAPPROACH
then I'll try a bit cuter of an approach.
HEART kata no mirai ni natte
HEART 型の未来になって
We'll become a heart-shaped future.
kimi ni gohoushi
君にご奉仕
I'll serve you faithfully,
soba ni itai kara
そばにいたいから
'Cause I want to be by your side.
Kureha-chan, do you know where a girl would be most happy?
In the fighting ring!
Kureha-chan, that's not right. Let me tell you.
Please do!
Well, it's a place where you can cry out and feel the most comfortable.
So, it's definitely the ring, right?
Next time on Mayo Chiki: Episode 3.
On the bed, of course.
On The Bed, Of Course