「Eh, This is the Final Episode?」
tsuki ga egakidashita shirueeto
月が描き出した シルエット
The moon has been drawn within the silhouette
kanzenmuketsu no tenshi sanjou
完全無欠の 天使参上
Flawless calling of an angel
cute na body miyo everybody
CuteなBody 見よeverybody
Everybody look at this cute body
bonyarishiteru jikan wa nai no
ぼんやりしてる 時間はないの
No time for absent-mindedness
manneri na yoru ni haaku shichau
マンネリな夜に hackしちゃう
Hack through the dull night
kiwadoi rain (dou saretai)
きわどいline (どうされたい)
Dangerous line (How do you want to do it?)
guudo dezain (nani ga hoshii?)
グッドデザイン (何が欲しい?)
Good design (What do you want?)
suki wo nogasanaide mujaki na kiba wo muku
スキを逃さないで 無邪気な牙をむく
Without losing the chance, I bare my innocent fangs
hora anata no sugu ushiro
ほらアナタのすぐ後ろ
Look, directly behind you
tsubasa ga nakutemo kono jumon ga aru
つばさが無くても この呪文がある
Even without wings, we have this spell
bokutachi naraba kinou yori takaku toberu
僕達ならば 昨日より 高く飛べる
If it's us, we can jump higher than yesterday
chiisana hoshi no chiisana himegoto
小さな星の 小さな秘め事
A small star's tiny secret
daremo shiranai himitsu no kiiwaado
誰も知らない 秘密のキーワード
Nobody knows the secret's keyword
ma-ka-se-te tonight
魔 力 セ テ Tonight
Leave it to me Tonight
It's been a while.
Festifall, Festifall! Wonderball! Wonderball! Fe-Fe-Fe-Fe-Festifall!
Yes, This is 1% of a Miracle.
Huh?
It's pretty empty.
There's a fireworks festival down the road.
Everyone probably went there.
It's kind of lonely.
This is no fendival!
And with that said by Haruna, we started our own personal festival project.
Haruna Festival happening now!
So with that said, we made a new one!
Haruna Festival happening now!
Is everybody ready?!
The person who hits the paper ball is the winner.
The winner will get his hands on a nyan-nyan voucher allowing them to spend a whole day with these two!
All right! I'm going to do my best to win!
Tomonori, what are you doing here?
I see: Haruna wants you to win to protect Eu and Sera from the guys.
Since I was asked to help, I'm going to put forth my best effort!
As if I'll lose!
Then, let's start the Haruna Festival!
At that moment, all the men struggled to be faster than everyone else,
caring only for themselves and striving to obtain the nyan-nyan ticket.
This would surely result in a fierce battle.
First is the speed eating.
Damn, they're all focused on the easy cotton candy!
Then it's the takoyaki!
All right!
Hot!
Did Sera put something in that cotton candy?
What do you mean?
Not fair, Tomonori! You're cooling it down.
Then, here.
Ah, thank you, Tomonori.
How about you, Aikawa?
No, I'll pass.
Really? Even though it's Seraphim's hand-made dressing...
You two, don't eat it!
What did she combine to make this?
Are you guys okay?
Don't worry about me... Just go.
Aika-
Okay, Orito. I won't let your sacrifice be in vain.
I... I will protect Eu with these hands!
Is it fun?
Very
Why did you agree to become the prize yourself?
Because Haruna looked lonely when the festival wasn't lively.
It was because Haruna looked lonely and...
and Ayumu, as well.
I see.
"These goldfish seem to be enjoying themselves. It's really fun playing hide-and-seek when it's with everyone."
This hill is so smooth that you'll slide right back down.
Damn, I'll just get up there using my arms as well!
Secret Technique: Swallow Reversal!
Sera! Are you trying to keep me from winning?
Of course. I won't allow you to do disgusting things to Hellscythe-dono.
Sera, believe me! I'm trying to protect Eu!
Secret Technique: Swallow Reversal!
I... really came to protect Eu.
Aikawa! You're lacking one important thing!
Orito?
The thing you lack is...
Eroticism!
No way! For him to recover so quickly after eating Sera's dressing...
That must be it: that explosion gave him a shot of adrenaline!
That is the fearsome ero-power!
Listen, Aikawa! Witness my ero-power!
As long as you have eroticism, you can do anything!
Secret Technique: Swallow Reversal.
There's no medicine that will cure your idiocy- no, your ero-idiocy.
Orito, stop it. It's impossible.
Don't you want to nyan-nyan?
Eh?
I'm asking you, don't you want to nyan-nyan?!
Ero-Ayumu
Ayumu
Eroticism is the greatest form of humans' desire for other humans.
In other words, you can call it proof that humans are humans.
Ero-Ayumu
Ayumu
The ero-soul is the most suitable eternal theme for life.
If you deny it, aren't you trying to deny yourself?
Ero-Ayumu
Come.
Ayumu
Ero-Ayumu
Ayumu
I was wrong.
I actually...
...want to nyan-nyan with Eu!
Even if the possibility of that happening is less than 1%,
I hereby declare that I will win against those overwhelming odds!
Well said, Aikawa!
What's that?
This is...
Kokeshidama!
Orito!
Yeah!
Aikawa! This Kokeshidama will give us ero-power!
Yeah, I'm full of ero-power!
Great, Aikawa, I can feel you becoming more and more perverted.
Same for you, Orito.
At this moment, we are extremely perverted!
Damn those two perverts.
Secret Technique: Swallow Reversal!
End of Swallow Reversal!
Wasshoi!
Go for it! Orito!
-Limited Nyan-Nyan-
Victory for the ero-soul!
And so the ero-soul was victorious with Orito obtaining the victory.
TL Note: Nagashi soumen is a type of Japanese noodles (lit. "flowing noodles").
However, the demonic power of Sera's nagashi soumen...
...had crushed Orito's ero-soul.
His summer break came to an end after the festival.
Thanks for your purchase!
「Welcome! ...to the Danger Zone.」
Hey, Sera, when it comes to cooking, just let me or Haruna handle it.
I'm a freeloader, so let me help out.
*Onii-chan, you should stop it. You definitely can't eat it.
This is the delusion of our weak-hearted protagonist, Aikawa Ayumu. (CV Hirano Fumi)
Eat it. Don't be shy.
All right!
And that's how it was.
That idiot Seraphim. I guess this is necessary, given the circumstances...
Aikawa! What's that?
Apparently a recipe that's been passed down in the Vampire-Ninja's village.
Oh?
This is nice... Is it meat stew?
It's said that this was drawn by Katsushika Hokusai. Take good care of it.
Editor Note: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hokusai. He did that famous "Great Wave" painting.
You serious?!
It's in your hands now, you damn insect.
Hey, Aikawa.
Actually, I promised to give a cooking lesson today, so...
So you ended up lending it to Maelstrom?
Yes, I'm sorry.
You can't even run an errand?
No... yes.
That was a valuable piece of literature, you know.
I got it. It'd be okay if I get her to bring it right back, right?
Sit down. Who said it's okay to move?
Okay, sorry.
Genius here! What's up, Ayumu?
Why are you answering the phone, Haruna?
Because Yukinori can't be bothered right now.
You know, this recipe has really interesting drawings on it. I like it!
That's great.
So I'm going to Virie tomorrow to show it off to Dai-sensei!
W-Wait!
See you!
What did she say?
Eh, Haruna said...
"You'll have to take it from us by force, you weird-breast woman!"
Over the phone.
Weird-breast? I cannot let those words slide!
Suit up!
Hmm, why are we in leotards?
Aesthetics
This is the delusion of our weak-hearted protagonist, Aikawa Ayumu. (CV Hirano Fumi)
It's mysterious, Onii-chan!
I see. It definitely looks like they wouldn't let us in if we asked them to.
It's a Vampire-Ninja base, after all, even if it's rotten.
They're always prepared for the enemy's raids.
Let's go.
Good luck
Eh? I'm the one going?
Onii-chan, you can do it!
This is the delusion of our weak-hearted protagonist, Aikawa Ayumu. (CV Hirano Fumi)
Yes, yes, since I'm a zombie.
Be careful. We don't know if there are things like high-voltage electricity...
...or lasers that target the brain with sulphuric acid scattered around.
Tell me that beforehand!
Weird pose (lol)
This isn't the time to laugh!
Achoo!
E
Ah!! My beautiful butt!
Just keep moving.
You're heartless!
E
Hurry up and get over here!
Grossness at its maximum.
He's awakened (lol)
Secret Technique: Swallow Reversal.
We're here (lol)
Geez, this room isn't very secure.
Yeah, no one would've thought that someone would cut open the door.
They're both asleep. It's only 8 PM. Are they kids?
Let's look for the scroll.
Don't you usually hide it there if you're a big-breast character? That's not hidden at all.
Take it out carefully...
Oh no! I might see them!
Pervert. Pervert. Pervert.
No, you've got it wrong, idiot!
I have to do this in one go!
I did it!
Haruna!
It's a misunderstanding!
You with the bare ass! How dare you reach for another's breast?!
I shall show you prudence!
Honestly, I agree.
Indeed (lol)
You guys!
You suspicious thief!
We're missing eye drops as an ingredient. Can we really make meat stew like this?
Hey, Sera. Why do you want to cook so badly?
I always lived by the sword.
Yeah, I know that quite well.
The sword protects people, but it can't bring people happiness.
As far as I know, cooking is the only time where a blade can bring people happiness.
It's horrible!
Really?
This is the first time someone said that about my cooking.
Though I guess I really should've added some carbonate.
Seconds, please.
It's horrible, but it's a good job, considering that it's you.
Seconds, please.
I added the mystery sword to the miso soup.
Mystery sword. In other words, miso. I see, I see.
Wait! You aren't making any progress!
Hentai Anime NOW!!
「The One Day in the Year That You Hit the Bed the Most.」
Tai-chan!
Hey, Tai-chan.
Kanami-chan.
What were you reminiscing about?
Eh?
I mean, you were smiling just now.
I was thinking about something from a long time ago.
And I hereby declare that the substitute card game tournament will now begin!
This year's card game is "Death Flag". Keep on playing the "Death Flag" until you can't play any more!
Card game tournament? Seriously, are we elementary schoolers or something?
Right, Orito?
You're wrong, Aikawa.
Right now, we're searching for the thing that's hidden in the dark realm of innocence.
We're explorers!
This year's winner will score this fountain pen as the prize!
A fountain pen?
You want that, Yuki-chan?
Yeah! I want it very much!
And now, let the first round of the preliminaries begin!
"Leave it to me here!"
"You go ahead first!"
"When this mission is over, I will..."
"...get married!"
Great job, Orito!
You too!
As it stands, in order for every minute and every second to last longer...
...we must continue to win!
"Looks like, at last, you and I..."
"....understand each other!"
"This memento of my mother..."
"...I'll leave it in your care until I return!"
"How can I be together with a criminal?"
"I'm going back to my room!"
Semi-Finals
All right! The matches went so quickly that we only have the semi-finals and finals remaining now!
And these are the players who have survived until now!
All right... Allow us to begin!
"I have..."
"...nothing left to teach you."
A foot?!
Uh, why are you standing up?
So I can look down on you!
This isn't good, Aikawa.
Looks like this is it for me!
Orito?
I can't fight anymore!
I can't...
...avert my eyes!
Come to your senses, Orito!
Even if you look up her skirt, you can't see anything when she's wearing stockings!
You moron! It's not stockings; it's panty-stockings!
Look all you want. Victory will be mine.
You're playing dirty! That's just...
Keep looking. It's no big deal for me to let you see this.
It has no effect on who I am.
In that case, even if it's just me alone, I'll...
"Even if it's that monster, this is going..."
Yuki-chan!
"...to end here!"
I got it!
So that's how it is. Tomonori was able to win thanks to Hiramatsu.
"Everyone, let's work together..."
"...and survive!"
"After this, please read this letter..."
"...that's written with my feelings!"
The unexpected outcome: these three, Aikawa, Hiramatsu, and Yoshida will move on to the finals!
I made it through on my own.
You only managed to get the one card at the start?
It doesn't matter to me, because I've obtained something that's more important.
Finals
And now, let the finals begin!
"There's no way I'll let the demon king escape!"
"I'll handle him here!"
"A slight difference in tactics..."
"...can determine everything!"
"Huh? There's someone outside."
Yuki-chan!
"Looks like he's here!"
Hiramatsu's breasts!
I want to see them.
I want to see them, but...
I mustn't look! I mustn't look! I mustn't look!
I mustn't- I looked!
The winner is Yoshida Yuki-san of Class 1-D!
I did it!
We'll see you again next time!
Did you pull that stunt to let Tomonori win?
Aikawa-kun. I knew you'd figure it out.
Are you mad?
Nope. I was just wondering why you did it.
Yuki-chan really wanted it.
"Wanted it"? The fountain pen?
Yeah.
You're so kind, Hiramatsu.
No.
I think you're kinder.
That day was a rainy day, too.
Coming home from elementary school, I came across an abandoned puppy.
But I couldn't have dogs at home.
At the very least, I didn't want it getting wet, so I brought an extra umbrella from home.
And then...
Ah, there, there. You must be cold!
But I can't bring a dog home.
I'm sorry.
U-Umbrella.
Umbrella.
I'll lend it to you.
Thanks.
Something like that happened?
It did.
Ever since that day, I've always watched you.
I've always admired you, Aikawa-kun.
A rear end that I can't get enough of.
I've fallen for you, Aikawa Ayumu!
Ah, you flatter me!
hizashi mabushii gogo kaaten hiite
日差しまぶしい午後 カーテン引いて
As the sun shines radiantly in the afternoon, I pull back the curtain.
suyasuya nemuru anata no negao wo mitsumete
スヤスヤ眠る あなたの寝顔を見つめて
I stare at your sleeping face, as you snooze away.
nanika goyou desu ka? toikaketemo me wo fuseru kimi
何か御用ですか? 問いかけても 目を伏せる君
Do you want something? Even as if I ask, you cast your eyes down.
boku no kao nani ga tsuiteru?
僕の顔 何か付いてる?
Is there something on my face?
ano ko mitaku ooki na koe de warai aetanara
あの娘みたく 大きな声で笑い合えたなら
Looking after that kid, if we came together to laugh loudly,
sukoshi chikadzukeru no futari furete mitai yo
少し近づけるの ふたり 触れてみたいよ
It's like we're touching a little closer together.
sono te ni
その手に
In those hands...
dokimaki douyou wo kakusenai
ドギマギ 動揺を隠せない
...don't hide your trembling nervousness.
nandaka ki ni naru kimi dakara
なんだか気になる 君だから
I'm a bit worried because of you.
me to me ga au dake demo
目と目が 合うだけでも
Even if our eyes only meet,
hazukashii
恥ずかしい
It's embarrassing.
hajimete no futarikiri houkago no yuuhi kirei da ne
初めての二人きり 放課後の夕日 キレイだね
Together for the first time, the setting sun is beautiful after school, right?
kimi to dakara nano kana?
君とだからなのかな?
I wonder if it's because I'm with you.
kidzuite zonbi sama
気づいてゾンビさま
I realise, Zombie-sama.
LOVE yori LIKE dane!
LOVEよりLIKEだね！
It's more "like" than "love"!