According to William Shakespeare,
a woman during adolescence is like a May flower in full bloom.
Also, according to Shakespeare,
to climb a hill on a difficult road, you need to be walking steadily.
Furthermore, you only understand the true value of things after you've lost them.
Now then...
These were sent to me, you know.
Honestly, what were you looking at through these glasses?
You disgust me.
You're a crude and obscene person, aren't you?
Oh, I made a mistake.
You disgust me.
You're a crude and obscene damn insect, aren't you?
I'm a zombie, a Masou Shoujo, and a crude and obscene damn insect.
「Ehe, it's a school wife.」
tsuki ga egakidashita shirueeto
月が描き出した シルエット
The moon has been drawn within the silhouette
kanzenmuketsu no tenshi sanjou
完全無欠の 天使参上
Flawless calling of an angel
cute na body miyo everybody
CuteなBody 見よeverybody
Everybody look at this cute body
bonyarishiteru jikan wa nai no
ぼんやりしてる 時間はないの
No time for absent-mindedness
manneri na yoru ni haaku shichau
マンネリな夜に hackしちゃう
Hack through the dull night
kiwadoi rain (dou saretai)
きわどいline (どうされたい)
Dangerous line (How do you want to do it?)
guudo dezain (nani ga hoshii?)
グッドデザイン (何が欲しい?)
Good design (What do you want?)
suki wo nogasanaide mujaki na kiba wo muku
スキを逃さないで 無邪気な牙をむく
Without losing the chance, I bare my innocent fangs
hora anata no sugu ushiro
ほらアナタのすぐ後ろ
Look, directly behind you
tsubasa ga nakutemo kono jumon ga aru
つばさが無くても この呪文がある
Even without wings, we have this spell
bokutachi naraba kinou yori takaku toberu
僕達ならば 昨日より 高く飛べる
If it's us, we can jump higher than yesterday
chiisana hoshi no chiisana himegoto
小さな星の 小さな秘め事
A small star's tiny secret
daremo shiranai himitsu no kiiwaado
誰も知らない 秘密のキーワード
Nobody knows the secret's keyword
ma-ka-se-te tonight
魔 力 セ テ Tonight
Leave it to me Tonight
Have I kept you waiting, Haruna?
You're late, lazy Ayumu!
What? Why are you a Masou Shoujo as well?
Did you forget? You were the one who appointed me.
And to prove it... look.
Y-You idiot!
Eromu! Don't look! Stay away!
L-Let go!
You're cute, Haruna.
Cuter than Eu, cuter than Sera, and cuter than anyone in the world.
You're the most beautiful.
What are...
Now, close your eyes.
My sweetheart.
Ayumu...
You can't do that, Eu...
Onii-chan wasn't thinking about...
Don't do perverted things in my dream!
Ero-Ayumu!
You disgust me. To think you'd even invade someone's dream.
There has to be a limit to being a damn insect.
Miracle.
Do I have to take responsibility for other people's dreams?
To be bound to industrial waste like you, I really feel for Mael.
That was an accident, remember?
Pitiful.
Thanks for sticking up for me!
The other person, that is.
Damn, it's because I had to witness that!
Aikawa-kun!
Today, can I also have some of Haruna-san's fried eggs, please?
That's kind of an odd colour for fried eggs.
If dark seaweed looks like fried eggs to you, that's probably it.
In your head, that is.
Haruna sure did it this time.
Whoa, this is crazy delicious!
What is?
Hey, what?
Give me some too!
Let me have a bite, too!
All right!
Yuki, it's the last lap!
I feel lazy~
Though, Aikawa's bento kinda made me laugh.
It was all dark seaweed.
Even though the fried eggs were so tasty.
I wonder if he started a dark seaweed boom.
It seems good for dieting.
What? Are you serious?!
I guess I'll have my mother make some for me, too.
Hey, Kanami!
Yuki?
Aikawa is in the same class as you, right?
Aikawa? Well, yeah.
I see. C-Can you help me with something then?
What?! Help you fall in love with Aikawa?
Keep your voice down, Kanami! This is embarrassing!
That's because it's Aikawa! He's friends with that Orito!
"Fall" in love, not "fell" in love? Future tense?
Really, though... why Aikawa?
It can't be helped! Our rules say...
I mean, because of certain circumstances,
I have to fall in love with Aikawa.
What kind of circumstances are you talking about?
I plan on trying hard to fall in love with him, but I've never loved a guy before.
But as a bride, I want him to love me too.
Yuki-chan, you're a bride?
Well, yeah... a school wife.
Well, I was thinking of being Aikawa's bride, that's why... I mean...
I understand already. Let's see...
The way to a man's heart...
It has to be handmade food, right?
Handmade food, huh?
Welcome home, Ayumu!
Do you want dinner? Or a bath first? Or would you rather...
Never, never, never, never, never!
I-Idiot!
Why are you naked?
Shut up.
If we're talking handmade food, wouldn't a bento be the first thing that crosses your mind?
Just as I thought, it has to be that, right?
But the food Aikawa gets at home is pretty damn good.
Isn't that too big a hurdle?
You think so?
Want to quit?
No, I'll do it! The bigger the hurdle, the more fired up I am!
You're in the track and field club, after all.
You think that plays into it?
I'll do my best!
Ah, also... the way you talk...
The way I talk? Is there something wrong with it?
Stop talking like a guy.
Huh? Why?
You see, all men fall for gap moe.
Gap... moe?
Show him a Yuki that's different from your usual self and capture his heart.
For example, Aikawa seems like a bit of a lolicon.
Yuki has fallen for you, Ayumu-kun...
Kyun~
K-Kyun?
Indeed. Kyun.
TL Note: "ore" is masculine, "watashi" is more feminine.
Am I... I mean, am I really that unfeminine?
No, no, you have your charms.
I see!
Gap moe... Kyun.
Aikawa, here you go.
Tomonori?
T-This is a wife's duty, you know.
Aikawa... I mean, Ayumu... I made this for you.
Kyun.
Bento again?
It'd better not be like the tonkotsu ramen bento you made last time.
Sorry.
No, don't be sorry.
This looks... tasty.
Yuki sure is trying her best.
Yeah.
What's this about, Tomonori? Let me have some too.
No way!
The first bite is for Aikawa!
I'll dig in then.
Wait!
This is the finishing touch.
H-Here, dig in.
Y-Yeah.
A secret message, huh?
Ah, this stomach cancer is killing me.
I'd burn like straw if you set me on fire.
What should I do after I've made the bento for him?
Of course, you'll have to increase your intimacy.
Intimacy?
Like I said...
Don't be silly! As if I would do such an embarrassing thing!
But you could achieve some outstanding results.
If things go well, you might even kiss!
Kiss?!
All right.
Aikawa! Let's go home together!
S-Sure.
Are you okay with going home this way?
Y-Yeah, it's the same direction until halfway.
Say, what kind of house does a Vampire-Ninja live in?
Is it like a real ninja mansion-
You can't talk about that in such a loud voice!
It's a secret that I'm a Vampire-Ninja-
You idiot!
What are you going to do if you say it out loud!
My, my... In the middle of the road!
Kids nowadays are so daring.
S-Sorry, Tomonori.
S-Say, since I have a first name, don't call me Tomonori.
Want me to call you Yuki, then?
Without an honorific?!
Yuki-chan?
Just call me Tomonori.
Say, Tomonori?
Huh?
Don't keep saying that you're my wife or whatever...
I can't agree with it.
It's already decided that I'm your wife, so it can't be helped.
So my feelings have nothing to do with it?
That's the rule.
Besides, I'll definitely become a great wife!
I've made up my mind!
You're not going to say you're coming to live at my house or anything, right?
That'd be great, but Seraphim lives at your place.
I see.
You and Sera are enemies, right?
If the members of our respective groups are put together, it can get pretty bad.
Both you and Sera have it hard.
Speaking of which, what happened to that tonkotsu machine?
Ah, that?
It broke.
Well then, I'm going this way.
Ah, yeah.
I'm going this way.
Say, Tomonori.
Huh?
Since we're not really married or living together,
don't call yourself my wife or bride...
Just being friends is enough, isn't it?
I've been telling you that's not enough!
But-
I will fall in love with you, with all my might!
That's why you should also fall in love with me, with all your might!
My, how cute!
Kids nowadays are so daring.
Why did you have to say that out loud?!
It's embarrassing!
Shut up! It's even more embarrassing for me!
I'm the one who is embarrassed, idiot!
Haruna?!
It's rare for you to be wearing clothes like that.
Well, sorry about that.
The leaf girl chose these clothes for me.
What are you doing here?
I was thinking of picking you up, Ero-Ayumu.
That hurts! What the hell are you doing all of a sudden?!
Somehow, I'm pissed off.
It can't be helped...
I'll take you out to play in the coming holidays, so cheer up.
To play?!
Yeah, as thanks for helping me with the tests.
Does that mean just you and me?
Aikawa! Can I come along, too?
Since you said earlier that we should hang out again.
Ah, sure.
While we're at it, let's invite Sera and Eu as well.
Okay, Haruna?
Eh? Sure.
All right, it's a date!
No, it's not like that.
Date! Date!
Argh, shut up!
In the mean time...
Orito is...
Hmm, would it really have an effect on the economy?
Book: With this, you will definitely be popular with girls.
ehehehe...
ehehehe
Though, my face has turned red!
Ah well, I'm glad there's a roof.
A-Aikawa?
Can we link arms?
B-Because I'm your bride.
Don't say stuff like that outside school!
It's okay, isn't it? Since we're a couple.
My, my... It's a young wife.
Kids nowadays are so daring.
Ero-Ayumu!
What are you doing?
Ah, nothing...
We're going to that shop.
Tada!
How much more will I have to pay?
Wouldn't that look good on you? Try wearing it.
What are-
And then, put these on too!
I'll have to decline, you damn insect.
Refused that fast?!
Nyaa~
My eyes! My eyes!
These panties are cute!
This camisole isn't bad, either.
My eyeballs have finally regenerated.
I-Is this the rumoured victory underwear?
It's finally just the two of us, Yuki.
Aikawa...
It's not Aikawa, right?
My wife.
Dear...
It's all right, Yuki.
Argh, impossible! Definitely impossible!
What's up with you all? Carry some yourself.
Hungry.
This is the delusion of our weak-hearted protagonist, Aikawa Ayumu. (CV Noriko Hidaka)
Onii-chan! Eu's tummy is growling!
Then let's grab some food.
I'm hungry!
What should I get?
Want me to carry them?
I'm fine, I'm fine.
Thank you very much.
Are you really okay with this place, Eu?
No problem.
This is the delusion of our weak-hearted protagonist, Aikawa Ayumu. (CV Noriko Hidaka)
Just this once, I want to go to a gyuudon restaurant!
Let's eat!
Wait up!
That's blasphemy to the cow!
I can't?
You can't.
It's also rude to the person who made it.
All right. If you say so, I'll endure it.
Why did you kiss that girl?
You're still hung up on that?
I'm telling you, that was an accident!
Besides, you were the cause of that accident.
I'm telling you, that's not a good enough reason!
Aikawa! Let's have a battle!
O-Okay.
Haruna, take care of the stuff.
I want that!
This one, and then this one.
Besides, marrying a girl just because you kissed is childish.
It can't be helped, it's one of our rules.
In that case, the leaf girl is also my wife...
That's a procedure necessary for sucking blood.
Besides, kissing between girls doesn't count.
Haruna.
What do you want to drink?
Ayumu, I...
What do you want?
I...
Hurry and decide.
I want you to... kiss me!
Whilst I was out walking, I happened to see you.
What an unfortunate coincidence,
Eucliwood.
Kiss me! I'm telling you to do it! Hurry!
Do you realise what you're saying?
Are you trying to make a fool of me?!
I'm a genius, love-confessing, Masou Shoujo!
Haruna-
I won't forgive you for only kissing her!
Do I have to lose against her?!
Stop, I-
Besides, inviting me on a date and then turning it into a group activity...
What were you thinking?!
Please be gentle.
I'll leave it at this for today.
Thank you very much.
Sorry for keeping you guys waiting!
Huh? Where's the Necromancer?
hizashi mabushii gogo kaaten hiite
日差しまぶしい午後 カーテン引いて
As the sun shines radiantly in the afternoon, I pull back the curtain.
suyasuya nemuru anata no negao wo mitsumete
スヤスヤ眠る あなたの寝顔を見つめて
I stare at your sleeping face, as you snooze away.
nanika goyou desu ka? toikaketemo me wo fuseru kimi
何か御用ですか? 問いかけても 目を伏せる君
Do you want something? Even as if I ask, you cast your eyes down.
boku no kao nani ga tsuiteru?
僕の顔 何か付いてる?
Is there something on my face?
ano ko mitaku ooki na koe de warai aetanara
あの娘みたく 大きな声で笑い合えたなら
Looking after that kid, if we came together to laugh loudly,
sukoshi chikadzukeru no futari furete mitai yo
少し近づけるの ふたり 触れてみたいよ
It's like we're touching a little closer together.
sono te ni
その手に
In those hands...
dokimaki douyou wo kakusenai
ドギマギ 動揺を隠せない
...don't hide your trembling nervousness.
nandaka ki ni naru kimi dakara
なんだか気になる 君だから
I'm a bit worried because of you.
me to me ga au dake demo
目と目が 合うだけでも
Even if our eyes only meet,
hazukashii
恥ずかしい
It's embarrassing.
hajimete no futarikiri houkago no yuuhi kirei da ne
初めての二人きり 放課後の夕日 キレイだね
Together for the first time, the setting sun is beautiful after school, right?
kimi to dakara nano kana?
君とだからなのかな?
I wonder if it's because I'm with you.
kidzuite zonbi sama
気づいてゾンビさま
I realise, Zombie-sama.
LOVE yori LIKE dane!
LOVEよりLIKEだね！
It's more "like" than "love"!
Though I won't become a prince...
I'll try playing tennis...
Next Episode: 「Yes, once I strip, it's wonderful」
To be honest, aren't you a little happy that I call myself your bride?
Well, to be honest, I'm actually quite happy.
Right? Just acknowledge it already, Aikawa.
I'm the type that devotes herself to someone.
But I'm only 16 years old, so marriage is-
Ah! I'll make you a bride as well!