Thanks for the meal.
Tonkotsu Aji~
Ramen
「Hey, where are you?」
tsuki ga egakidashita shirueeto
月が描き出した シルエット
The moon has been drawn within the silhouette
kanzenmuketsu no tenshi sanjou
完全無欠の 天使参上
Flawless calling of an angel
cute na body miyo everybody
CuteなBody 見よeverybody
Everybody look at this cute body
bonyarishiteru jikan wa nai no
ぼんやりしてる 時間はないの
No time for absent-mindedness
manneri na yoru ni haaku shichau
マンネリな夜に hackしちゃう
Hack through the dull night
kiwadoi rain (dou saretai)
きわどいline (どうされたい)
Dangerous line (How do you want to do it?)
guudo dezain (nani ga hoshii?)
グッドデザイン (何が欲しい?)
Good design (What do you want?)
suki wo nogasanaide mujaki na kiba wo muku
スキを逃さないで 無邪気な牙をむく
Without losing the chance, I bare my innocent fangs
hora anata no sugu ushiro
ほらアナタのすぐ後ろ
Look, directly behind you
tsubasa ga nakutemo kono jumon ga aru
つばさが無くても この呪文がある
Even without wings, we have this spell
bokutachi naraba kinou yori takaku toberu
僕達ならば 昨日より 高く飛べる
If it's us, we can jump higher than yesterday
chiisana hoshi no chiisana himegoto
小さな星の 小さな秘め事
A small star's tiny secret
daremo shiranai himitsu no kiiwaado
誰も知らない 秘密のキーワード
Nobody knows the secret's keyword
ma-ka-se-te tonight
魔 力 セ テ Tonight
Leave it to me Tonight
Good evening, Aikawa Ayumu here.
If you ask me why I'm studying for a test...
If your grades are bad, I heard you'll lose your summer break doing make-up work.
As you can see, I don't want to go to school during summer for the make-up work.
After all, I'm a zombie,
and also, a Masou Shoujo.
That's why the spiral galaxy spins round and round like this...
Yes, just like a spinning top.
And to spin this top, the string over there is needed.
That's what gave birth to the string theory.
Ah, that's right.
Also with the universal string theory, there's something else I want to touch on.
I'd turn her down, but... originally I was supposed to be studying maths, and...
It was me who started it...
Haruna, teach me how to do this.
Root three minus root two.
Where are the process equations?
No, no, how did you get to that answer?
One plus one is?
Two?
Where are the process equations for that?
There are... no process equations.
Right?
No, no, if I don't write the process equations on the test, I won't get points.
So, please teach me how you got that answer properly.
It's a hassle, but I guess it can't be helped.
That's why I'm now being taught the origin of the universe by this genius teacher.
The path of mathematics is long, unyielding, and far.
Listen properly!
Listen, somehow my writing has taken the form of animals,
but there's actually massive amounts of code in them.
Be sure to catch them all.
Let me see your exercise book.
This is the delusion of our weak-hearted protagonist, Aikawa Ayumu. (CV Matsuoka Yuki)
Eu wants to help Onii-chan when he's in trouble.
Thank you! Onii-chan is overjoyed!
Amazing. Every page's process equations are filled in.
I'll write it in such a way that it's easy for you to understand!
No, Eu's already written them.
Shut up! I said I'll write them for you!
You understand now, right?
Yes. Thank you very much...
Seriously, it can't be helped. Here, here and here. And also...
...here as well.
What is this...?
Then it should be here. And this should be around here...
End of Semester Test
I'm done. Haruna's teaching was perfect.
She isn't called a "Genius Masou Shoujo" for nothing.
Her cooking is delicious too.
Yes, she also sticks to the wall outside of my classroom window so easily...
Wai- eh?!
What do you want?
Ayumu! A Megalo has appeared! Let's go!
Don't make so much noise!
S-Sorry...
Geez, where am I supposed to go?
This is bad.
Hello, Aikawa residence.
Sera? Hey, can you sense the presence of Megalo?
They're difficult to track, for me.
Please wait a moment. I'll ask Hellscythe-dono.
Ah, thanks.
The mansion in the third block, that's where Haruna and the Megalo are.
Thank you.
Ayumu, a message from Hellscythe-dono.
She said, "Hurry."
I got it.
Is this Ayumu-san?
Ah, Dai-sensei. Good afternoon.
Actually, I have a favour I need to ask from Ayumu-san.
If you're fine with me, I'll do anything.
I was hoping you'd say that.
Um, there's something I'd like you to hold on to for me.
Oh, just for the time being until I go and get it.
What's the name of this thing?
You wouldn't know even if I told you the name, right?
It's fragile, so please handle it with care, all right?
Fragile?
Anyway, I'll have it sent over to you, for sure.
Please keep it a secret from Haruna.
A hundred meters in broad daylight.
I have no choice but to go.
Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!
Ho- Hot! Ho- Hot...
Hot... Ho... H... Ho...
Hot! Ho... Ho... Hot...
As I expected, this is impossible!
Damn it!
You- You mad?
Damn you.
No. No. No. No way man.
My breath worked.
Damn it!
My breath worked!
Ah, I saw it. Ah, I saw it!
I have no choice but to go.
TL Note: umasou means "delicious" but if read uma sou it means "looks like a horse".
You look delicious!
Ah! Wait! What are you-
Ayumu!
What were you doing, going off on your own like that?
Ayumu...
Get here faster!
Well, it seems like you're fine.
It hurts! I said it hurts!
Mama will get mad at me!
Take this!
I've got this!
Hey! Hurry up and transform!
Your opponent is a AA-class Megalo, the horrible Wanderlei Horse!
I'm the always energetic equerry.
Guess I have no choice.
Nomobuyo, Oshi, Hashitawa, Dokeda, Gunmicha, De, Ribura!
Yes! Ah yes! Come on!
All right! The sunlight feels great!
Oh, yes!
You're already attacking?!
Oh, yes!
Ayumu, behind you-
Oh! More! More!
Ayumu! I said behind you, didn't I!? You idiot!
Behind me?
Ayumu!
We are jellyfish.
Oh no, I touched it... I touched it... Gross!
What is it? Cute!
Looks delicious!
Don't touch me, you idiot!
Haruna!
It doesn't matter who... Someone come save us!
God!
Sorry to have kept you waiting.
Huh, who?
You've got to be kidding me. How?
Are my eyes playing tricks on me?
Those are, no matter how I look at it, Tonkotsu Ramen?
Ah! That's! Ah!
The Megalo are disappearing from just having Tonkotsu Ramen splashed on them?
There's still one left.
Seraphim!
Long time no see! How have you been-
Don't come near me so nonchalantly, please.
That hurts! Seraphim!
Give up! I said I give up!
I give up! For crying out loud!
Sera, is this someone you know?
Yeah, something like that.
At least let him talk. He did save our lives, you know.
So, who is he?
This is Maelstrom.
A Vampire-Ninja, who belongs to the enemy faction.
That hurt... Seraphim!
You were seriously trying to break my arm, weren't you?
Sera, you're overdoing it.
Hey, are you all right?
Go away!
Ayumu, the Megalo is already defeated, so let's go home.
Is it broken or anything? Let me see.
It's none of your concern!
Ugh, what middle school are you from?
I'm a high school student!
I should be the one asking you that!
What do you take me for?! I'm a high school student too!
Geez! Ayumu, you idiot!
Don't ignore me!
Ah, I see, the world economy is...
Oh! This is amazing!
Why did I have to lose my first kiss to a boy...
Puni?
Ayumu...
You perverted, sex-obsessed freak!
Allow me to join in too!
You conceited perverted damn insect!
From now on, make sure to brush your teeth...
...before you check to see if someone's a boy or girl.
Excuse me for my insolence.
This is our secret base.
Here, huh?
Y-You're the ones who wanted to know the secret to the Tonkotsu soup, so I brought you here, that's all.
Ah, thanks.
Delicious!
Right?
The thickness of this soup is unmatched.
And this barbecue pork!
I'll give you this.
You don't like barbecue pork?
I love it.
Then why are you giving it to me?
Just shut up and eat it.
But, it's your favourite food...
I told you to just eat it, didn't I?
Okay, then I will.
Thank you.
Man, this really is delicious.
Se-ra?
Also, you can have more if you want, all right?
Ah, I see. What was it called again?
A second serving of noodles, was it? I won't hold back then.
Wait, we're here to find out how you defeated those Megalo, right?
Oh yeah.
Listen carefully, okay?
To make this Tonkotsu soup,
we visited and ate at just about every Tonkotsu ramen restaurant,
and analysed the soup's flavour.
Then for the restaurants rated three stars, we sneaked into the stores,
stole their recipes, and used them as the base to create this ultimate flavour.
That's how.
That doesn't answer my question though.
Explain to me why Megalo disappear after the Tonkotsu soup is splashed on them?
It can't be helped.
I'll explain everything from the beginning.
Wait... Did I just have a deja-vu?
-and that's how it works.
Do you get it now?
But even if you did ask me questions, I wouldn't know how to answer them.
No... how should I put it...
Regarding the Universal String Theory, I don't understand it at all.
Do you want me to call for someone who's more informed about it?
This is enough.
Also, when there's a Megalo outbreak, this device can be used to make a Tonkotsu soup rain.
Isn't it amazing?
Hey, but if you did that, the town would be filled with thick sticky soup.
How boring. It's about time for me to excuse myself.
Ah, Seraphim. There's something I want to talk to you about.
What is it?
I'm not sure, but there are people who want to destroy this device.
Did you know who?
I do not.
Really?
Yes.
Then, one more thing.
Say, would you like to join our faction?
No. Now, if you'll excuse me.
Ah, me too.
You're leaving too?
Eh? Yeah.
I see. Leave then!
But, what was with that device?
It seemed like it'd be a quite a nuisance...
Yes, if that was used, it'd be problematic on an ecological level.
Isn't that bad?
Regarding that, my superiors will take care of it.
I see, that's fine then.
It's not fine.
What's not?
It's about Mael.
For Vampire-Ninjas, a kiss symbolises marriage regardless of where and when it happens.
Therefore, at that moment, a marriage took place.
You two are now married.
Eh? But that was just an accident.
How could that count as marriage?
That's why you should have avoided it, no matter what.
I see. That's why you never sucked my blood.
Yes, but for you, your disgustingness was the main reason.
So, back there, if it were you, would you have been able to avoid it?
I would have tried my best to.
That's still kind of impossible.
Anyway-
Ah? You're changing the topic?
As expected, Mael doesn't recognise that as marriage,
but Vampire-Ninjas prioritise their traditions over their own emotions.
So does that mean if I kiss you right now, you'd have to marry me? Just asking.
Yes, I'd make a vow to love you.
It's a matter of whether you can actually do it or not, however.
I was just kidding. Sorry.
What's that?
What are you looking at? You erotic bastard.
I told you that was just an accident. Anyway, what's that?
Ayumu, you didn't know? You're so behind the times.
This is for Tanabata, of course!
When the river in the sky flows, following two beasts, the legendary man appears.
He dons red clothing and carries a bag large enough to carry people in,
enshrouded by the night sky as if he's aiming towards the sky like a chimney.
Recognising the tree planted in the ground in the garden as a symbol, he invades the house.
Then this deadly Santa Claus grants a wish only to the human wearing a ponytail.
You see?
You need to keep up with the times.
If you're talking about Tanabata, then I know it a million times better than you.
Ayumu, that suits you quite well.
Why are you saying it only to me?
Ignoring me now, huh?
What did everyone write?
I want to dive into a sea of soy sauce pickled vegetables. By Eu.
Let all the disgusting things in this world begone (such as zombies). By Sera.
I wish the Earth would turn into a boiled egg. By Haruna.
Hey! Don't look! If other people see it, then it won't work!
Such a rule exists?
Forget about me, Ayumu. Hurry up and write yours.
We're all waiting on you.
Ayumu, that suits you quite well.
Like I said, why are you only saying that to me?
What's Ayumu's wish?
Hey, hey, Onii-chan! What did you write? Eu wants to know!
This is the delusion of our weak-hearted protagonist, Aikawa Ayumu. (CV Matsuoka Yuki)
It's a secret!
All right! Now that I'm done writing my wishes,
I'll go set up for the ritual in Ayumu's room.
I'll let you know when I'm done, so keep writing until then, Ayumu.
Geez, you're all writing such crazy things. I guess it can't be helped.
The preparations are done!
Are there any bad kids around?
I won't even bother to joke about this...
Aikawa Ayumu, right?
Yes, that's me.
I've heard all about it. This is the item.
It's now officially your responsibility.
Hmm, Dai-sensei's?
It's me. I see. What about it?
Decide on your own for something like that, you amateur!
Ah, wait...
Glasses?
What's this for?
Hey, Aikawa Ayumu.
Y-You...
Why are you here?
I'm just bringing this for you, that's all.
It's a given for a wife to make a bento for her husband, right?
There's barbecue pork in it.
Wife? You-
Actually, what happened yesterday was-
I've already heard about it from Sera already.
That was an accident-
No! To us, that incident was not something minor!
I'm at fault for not being able to avoid it, no matter what.
I've made up my mind, from that moment henceforth!
That's just not right!
You don't know when to give up, do you!
Geez, to think someone like this is my husband.
You guys are just that persistent, huh?
Shut up! I'm proud of my clan's living style!
That's why, following the clan's traditions, I'll become your bride!
To be honest, it's always been my dream to become a bride.
Even if you say to me something you'd write in an elementary school essay...
Yo, Tomonori.
Don't call me that!
Orito! You know her?
She's Yoshida Tomonori from the neighbouring class.
It's not Tomonori!
But Tomonori is Tomonori.
I'm telling you I'm not Tomonori!
My name is Yuki!
Tomonori-
Don't call me that, damn it!
Tomodori-
Hey, what's with this Tomonori?
TL Note: Yoshida Yuki, which can also be read as Yoshida Tomonori in Japanese.
You'd read this as Tomonori, right?
I see what you mean.
Wear your glasses and take a better look!
Ouch! Ou...
They're erotic glasses?!
hizashi mabushii gogo kaaten hiite
日差しまぶしい午後 カーテン引いて
As the sun shines radiantly in the afternoon, I pull back the curtain.
suyasuya nemuru anata no negao wo mitsumete
スヤスヤ眠る あなたの寝顔を見つめて
I stare at your sleeping face, as you snooze away.
nanika goyou desu ka? toikaketemo me wo fuseru kimi
何か御用ですか? 問いかけても 目を伏せる君
Do you want something? Even as if I ask, you cast your eyes down.
boku no kao nani ga tsuiteru?
僕の顔 何か付いてる?
Is there something on my face?
ano ko mitaku ooki na koe de warai aetanara
あの娘みたく 大きな声で笑い合えたなら
Looking after that kid, if we came together to laugh loudly,
sukoshi chikadzukeru no futari furete mitai yo
少し近づけるの ふたり 触れてみたいよ
It's like we're touching a little closer together.
sono te ni
その手に
In those hands...
dokimaki douyou wo kakusenai
ドギマギ 動揺を隠せない
...don't hide your trembling nervousness.
nandaka ki ni naru kimi dakara
なんだか気になる 君だから
I'm a bit worried because of you.
me to me ga au dake demo
目と目が 合うだけでも
Even if our eyes only meet,
hazukashii
恥ずかしい
It's embarrassing.
hajimete no futarikiri houkago no yuuhi kirei da ne
初めての二人きり 放課後の夕日 キレイだね
Together for the first time, the setting sun is beautiful after school, right?
kimi to dakara nano kana?
君とだからなのかな?
I wonder if it's because I'm with you.
kidzuite zonbi sama
気づいてゾンビさま
I realise, Zombie-sama.
LOVE yori LIKE dane!
LOVEよりLIKEだね！
It's more "like" than "love"!
I'll try to play Lacrosse...
I'm really bad at it though...
Next Episode: 「Ehe, it's a school wife.」
Basically, Aikawa and I don't match, huh.
Well, you are a friend of a friend, so...
Ah, but there is one thing we can agree on.
Orito is...
...annoying and creepy.
Shall I make you into a friend of a friend?