Please...
Don't be frightened, Haruna.
B-But, I don't think I'm ready for this yet...
Don't worry. Just leave everything to me.
It won't hurt.
Relax.
I'm a zombie and also a Masou-Shoujo.
Don't look this way.
So you were quietly watching us, huh?
You're a damn despicable insect, aren't you.
Also, starting today, I have another new title.
「Yes, it's a Kyotofu~」
tsuki ga egakidashita shirueeto
月が描き出した シルエット
The moon has been drawn within the silhouette
kanzenmuketsu no tenshi sanjou
完全無欠の 天使参上
Flawless calling of an angel
cute na body miyo everybody
CuteなBody 見よeverybody
Everybody look at this cute body
bonyarishiteru jikan wa nai no
ぼんやりしてる 時間はないの
No time for absent-mindedness
manneri na yoru ni haaku shichau
マンネリな夜に hackしちゃう
Hack through the dull night
kiwadoi rain (dou saretai)
きわどいline (どうされたい)
Dangerous line (How do you want to do it?)
guudo dezain (nani ga hoshii?)
グッドデザイン (何が欲しい?)
Good design (What do you want?)
suki wo nogasanaide mujaki na kiba wo muku
スキを逃さないで 無邪気な牙をむく
Without losing the chance, I bare my innocent fangs
hora anata no sugu ushiro
ほらアナタのすぐ後ろ
Look, directly behind you
tsubasa ga nakutemo kono jumon ga aru
つばさが無くても この呪文がある
Even without wings, we have this spell
bokutachi naraba kinou yori takaku toberu
僕達ならば 昨日より 高く飛べる
If it's us, we can jump higher than yesterday
chiisana hoshi no chiisana himegoto
小さな星の 小さな秘め事
A small star's tiny secret
daremo shiranai himitsu no kiiwaado
誰も知らない 秘密のキーワード
Nobody knows the secret's keyword
ma-ka-se-te tonight
魔 力 セ テ Tonight
Leave it to me Tonight
The old lady in room 305 is always muttering to herself.
She's just lonely. She's been hospitalised for a year already.
Yes. I'll be heading over there very soon.
Thank you very much! Come again!
You'll die if you don't suck blood regularly?
Yes, and as long as I can replenish my blood, I won't die so easily.
If you just needed to suck Haruna's blood, why did you need to kiss her?
Could it be you like girls more than boys?
I'll rip off your legs, shove them down your throat, then set you on fire.
That was something similar to an anaesthetic.
Anaesthetic?
H-Hey, if you like, next time, you could suck my blood-
I'll pass.
There are proper reasons for why I'd never suck blood from a disgusting damn insect.
What's with that?
I'm not telling you.
Nomobuyo, Oshi, Hashitawa, Dokeda, Gunmicha, De, Ribura!
Haruna! Dinner's ready, so come downstairs-
Don't open the door! Idiot!
The food's going to get cold!
Wai- Stop it, you idiot!
You damn pervert!
I told you to not open it, didn't I?
You perverted, erotic bastard!
What do you mean, "erotic bastard"?
Shut up!
Geez, why do you never have clothes on?
It's none of your business!
Fine, fine.
Anyway, come downstairs. Everyone's waiting for you.
Huh? You're going to have a bath dressed like that?
No problem.
That's cold water!
If you train your mind, even cold water will feel warm.
Stop it! It's cold.
Just what are they doing?
Stop it, I said!
Hello.
Oh, you're not Haruna, are you?
Haruna?
Ah, are you Dai-sensei?
Yes, and you are?
I'm Haruna's Masou-Shoujo substitute: Aikawa Ayumu.
Eh? But you're not a girl, right?
I've been well aware of this undeniable fact for a while... I mean, since the beginning.
Do you need to talk to Haruna?
She's kind of unavailable right now.
If there's something you need to tell her, I can pass on the message later.
Ah, well then, please tell her to not worry about Kyotofu anymore.
Kyotofu?
Yes, it's an errand I asked Haruna to do.
She can't seem to find it no matter how, so it's fine.
Could that be the artefact Haruna was looking for?
Yes, that's right.
Kyotofu... So it wasn't terror, but Kyotofu?
TL Note: kyoufu = terror.
I just love Kyoto's tofu.
In that case, I can take care of that somehow.
Eh? Really?
Yes, I'll try asking some of my friends.
So why did Haruna come to Tokyo and not Kyoto then?
Oh my, she's not in Kyoto?
I definitely told her to go to Kyoto.
So basically, she was supposed to go to Kyoto to buy Kyotofu, but came to Tokyo by accident?
Yes, I thought she was going to buy Kyotofu from Kyoto,
but there's no Kyotofu from Kyoto in Tokyo.
It's Kyotofu because it's from Kyoto, so if she's in Tokyo, then it'd be Tokyotofu instead.
How puzzling.
Ah, but if you can call my cellphone, then why not just order Kyotofu directly?
Well, the thing is, I've reached the limit on my card, so I can't use it.
And they don't accept cash on delivery either.
With a teacher like this, it makes sense why her student is like that.
But for her to mistake Tokyo for Kyoto...
She even called herself a genius.
Yes, I agree.
But she messes up because she's a genius.
Eh?
That girl doesn't remember other people or things' names, right?
Ah, yes.
If she wanted to, she'd be able to remember everything.
But if she's not interested, then she won't try at all.
Ah, but recently, something unexpected happened.
She remembered just one person's name.
Huh?
Ayumu! Ice cream! Bring out the ice cream!
Haruna! What are you wearing?! I mean, here, the phone's for you.
It's from Dai-sensei.
Huh? Uh, no problem!
What do you mean by that?
Tell her I'm not here! Pervert Ayumu!
Just what magic did you use, Aikawa-san?
Haruna!
Hey!
Um, sorry about that. Haruna is-
Eh?
Yes, Aikawa speaking.
Um, it's me, Kyouko.
Kyouko-chan? Good, I was just about to call you.
Ah, really?
I wanted to hear your voice, too.
No way...
Did you need to talk to me about something?
Last time you told me your grandpa is in Kyoto, right?
About that, could you do me a favour?
You're out of hospital already? That's good to hear.
So tomorrow, let's meet at my recommended best spot.
While the sun is up, the vitality and stamina of a zombie is equivalent to a three year old.
All I can do is hide and take cover.
That's why I'm the only one in the whole world hoping that the sun would explode right now...
...while I killed time and waited until my meet-up with Kyouko-chan.
I'm amazed that Kyouko-chan had no problems coming to a place like this.
Speaking of which, Eu...
Thanks for the food.
Leave the dishes in the kitchen. I'll wash them later.
Stay here tonight.
This is the delusion of our weak-hearted protagonist, Aikawa Ayumu. (CV Koorogi Satomi)
Onii-chan, don't go.
I'll do my best to come back as soon as possible.
Please don't leave Eu behind!
It'll be fine. Don't worry.
Haruna.
I'm going to pick up Dai-sensei's Kyotofu now.
Want to come along?
I'll pass.
...was what you said, but in the end, you're still tagging along.
I'm going to the convenience store...
It's not like I was going with you or anything!
What sort of galge is this from?
Idiot! Idiot! Idiot!
Haruna's not honest with herself.
Who's not honest with herself?
Here, the Kyotofu you requested.
Thanks. Sorry for asking you out to a strange place like this.
Were you scared?
I'm fine, and um...
...because Aikawa-san is here with me.
Oh, yeah, the money for the tofu.
How much do I need to pay?
It's fine. Don't worry about that.
But I'd feel bad about it.
I'm really happy that you asked me for help.
Ahh, I envy Aikawa-san's girlfriend.
I don't have anything like that.
May I volunteer for the position?
Even though I just said I don't need the money for the tofu.
Instead, can I ask you for something else?
There's just one thing I want.
Something you want?
Aikawa-san's...
My...
...life.
Kyouko... -chan?
Ahh, as expected, you don't die so easily from something like this.
How many times do I have to kill you before you die?
Kyouko-chan, who the hell are you?
You know, don't you?
I'm Orito-san's childhood friend.
No way. You've gotta be kidding.
Yep! I lied!
Being a victim of the serial killer,
and being the sole survivor of a family massacre, that was also...
They were all lies.
Since I'm the culprit...
That's just... even your own family?
Why would you do such a thing?
Actually, they weren't family, but strangers.
I just happened to manipulate their memories a bit, like Orito-san's.
Manipulating their memories?
But the people who'd be able to do that are-
I guess you're on the right track.
Nomobuyo,
This incantation...
Oshi, Hashitawa, Dokeda, Gunmicha, De, Ribura.
You get it now, don't you?
You're a... Masou-Shoujo?!
It seems my memory manipulation didn't work on you.
I wonder why.
But, whatever, since you're going to die here anyway.
Once I erase you... everything will be resolved!
I wonder why. A normal human would have died instantly.
Making me run around like this is such a pain.
She's... strong!
I went through all the trouble of collecting powerful souls and even had to kill a Megalo monster. How gross.
The culprit back then was you as well?!
That's what I've been saying all this time.
I... can't move...
Immobilised with just one magical barrier and you intend...
...to fight me with such weak magic powers? How ridiculous.
What are you doing, Ayumu?
What happened to my Kyotofu?
You're more worried about the tofu than me?
It seems like you are in the middle of repaying this...
...innocent girl for your shameless intentions towards her.
Just tonight, I'm glad to hear those severe statements.
Hey, say something Ayumu!
What are you doing?
Playing "red light, green light" or something?
You're an idiot.
Oh, a magical barrier, huh?
In that case...
Oh, I can move.
You're a Masou-Shoujo. What the hell are you doing, Ayumu?
I see. That's why memory manipulation didn't work on Aikawa-san.
Who is this?
The Masou-Shoujo-sama who killed me.
Ayumu's enemy? Then she's my enemy too.
Long time no see, Haruna.
I don't know you, though.
Where did you learn how to dispel a magical barrier, you failure?
As long as I understand the theory of setting up a magical barrier, I can figure out how to dispel it.
I'm a genius after all.
You get on my nerves as always.
After being told to come here by Hellscythe-dono...
is the enemy a human?
Don't worry. She's a monster pretending to be human.
Really? You must be having a hard time too.
This town seems to have more bloodshed than the village I resided in.
Oh my, those eyes. They're just like mine.
Sera, is she...?
No, she's no Vampire-Ninja.
I sense a different power inside her.
Three versus one, huh? Isn't that a bit unfair, Aikawa-san?
Even with this, it doesn't seem perfectly fair.
Here I go.
Secret Technique: Swallow Reversal!
This is a secret technique?
Behold my secret technique!
Sera!
Ayumu, you're a zombie, so pay attention to other people!
Annoying antics.
Haruna.
I can't do this. Why?
Why does she have the same magic powers as a Megalo?
Looks like it's back to one versus one.
No, it's two versus one.
Sera, can you still fight?
Yes, but Ayumu, you'll need to transform.
There's no chance of us winning like this.
Do I really have to?
We don't have time for you to hesitate! You insect chara-
Pardon me. I made a mistake.
You damn insect.
You went through so much trouble just to correct yourself?
Ayumu!
I wanted to have my revenge without this outfit at the very least, but...
Guess I don't have a choice.
Nomobuyo, Oshi, Hashitawa, Dokeda, Gunmicha, De, Ribura.
No matter how many times I look, you look like a damn pervert.
Yep, you're a pervert!
I didn't know you had such interests, you pervert!
Now I see how words can be like swords piercing your heart.
Now, time for me to be serious. Please die!
I have to ask you no matter what: why did you kill all those people?
You too. If you knew you could gain eternal life by killing people, you'd do it, wouldn't you?
Don't screw around with me! As if I'd want that!
Here we go. It's over.
Should I just pulverise your body like this? Or...
Should I chop you up so you can never come back to life again?
I'll have to refuse both.
Let go!
I refuse to do that too!
He's shining. Ayumu is shining right now!
Let go. Let go, damn it. You pervert!
How does it feel to be defeated by a pervert?
Secret Technique: Swallow Reversal!
I told you this was two versus one, didn't I?
How can this...?
I guess it's over.
Yeah.
That was quite a lovely dress power up, despite it being you.
Why, thank you.
Sera!
Ayumu...
You're not the only one with the ability to be immortal, you know.
You're a zombie?!
I'm not a zombie, but I can still die about another ten times.
This time, you'll burn until your bones catch fire!
You're finally here.
I've been waiting for you, Necromancer.
hizashi mabushii gogo kaaten hiite
日差しまぶしい午後 カーテン引いて
As the sun shines radiantly in the afternoon, I pull back the curtain.
suyasuya nemuru anata no negao wo mitsumete
スヤスヤ眠る あなたの寝顔を見つめて
I stare at your sleeping face, as you snooze away.
nanika goyou desu ka? toikaketemo me wo fuseru kimi
何か御用ですか? 問いかけても 目を伏せる君
Do you want something? Even as if I ask, you cast your eyes down.
boku no kao nani ga tsuiteru?
僕の顔 何か付いてる?
Is there something on my face?
ano ko mitaku ooki na koe de warai aetanara
あの娘みたく 大きな声で笑い合えたなら
Looking after that kid, if we came together to laugh loudly,
sukoshi chikadzukeru no futari furete mitai yo
少し近づけるの ふたり 触れてみたいよ
It's like we're touching a little closer together.
sono te ni
その手に
In those hands...
dokimaki douyou wo kakusenai
ドギマギ 動揺を隠せない
...don't hide your trembling nervousness.
nandaka ki ni naru kimi dakara
なんだか気になる 君だから
I'm a bit worried because of you.
me to me ga au dake demo
目と目が 合うだけでも
Even if our eyes only meet,
hazukashii
恥ずかしい
It's embarrassing.
hajimete no futarikiri houkago no yuuhi kirei da ne
初めての二人きり 放課後の夕日 キレイだね
Together for the first time, the setting sun is beautiful after school, right?
kimi to dakara nano kana?
君とだからなのかな?
I wonder if it's because I'm with you.
kidzuite zonbi sama
気づいてゾンビさま
I realise, Zombie-sama.
LOVE yori LIKE dane!
LOVEよりLIKEだね！
It's more "like" than "love"!
Tsundere
Cafe
It's not like... I failed or anything. It's just well cooked!
Next Episode: 「Yes, I'm the harbinger of death」
Hello, thank you for taking care of our Haruna.
More like, she's too much trouble, so please take her back with you.
Yes, yes, as to why Kyoto's tofu is so important-
Hello? Please listen to what I'm saying!
Shall I turn you into a Masou-Shoujo too?