Meat, prawn and eggs!
Meat, meat!
By the way, we're having vegetables for dinner today!
What's so fun about that?
Gimme a hand!
Eh?
Wai- Haruna!
You take care of this pot.
I'll handle the radish.
It's moving! This radish is moving!
What the hell are they making in there?
Eu, is this interesting?
One Star.
This is the delusion of our weak-hearted protagonist, Aikawa Ayumu. (CV Minaguchi Yuko)
It's going to vanish this year, Onii-chan.
Wow, that's severe.
Actually, I... saw.
Did she happen to have an odd gauntlet here and silky silver straight hair?
It can't be...
...right?
Wait, I'm shining?
tsuki ga egakidashita shirueeto
月が描き出した シルエット
The moon has been drawn within the silhouette
kanzenmuketsu no tenshi sanjou
完全無欠の 天使参上
Flawless calling of an angel
cute na body miyo everybody
CuteなBody 見よeverybody
Everybody look at this cute body
bonyarishiteru jikan wa nai no
ぼんやりしてる 時間はないの
No time for absent-mindedness
manneri na yoru ni haaku shichau
マンネリな夜に hackしちゃう
Hack through the dull night
kiwadoi rain (dou saretai)
きわどいline (どうされたい)
Dangerous line (How do you want to do it?)
guudo dezain (nani ga hoshii?)
グッドデザイン (何が欲しい?)
Good design (What do you want?)
suki wo nogasanaide mujaki na kiba wo muku
スキを逃さないで 無邪気な牙をむく
Without losing the chance, I bare my innocent fangs
hora anata no sugu ushiro
ほらアナタのすぐ後ろ
Look, directly behind you
tsubasa ga nakutemo kono jumon ga aru
つばさが無くても この呪文がある
Even without wings, we have this spell
bokutachi naraba kinou yori takaku toberu
僕達ならば 昨日より 高く飛べる
If it's us, we can jump higher than yesterday
chiisana hoshi no chiisana himegoto
小さな星の 小さな秘め事
A small star's tiny secret
daremo shiranai himitsu no kiiwaado
誰も知らない 秘密のキーワード
Nobody knows the secret's keyword
ma-ka-se-te tonight
魔 力 セ テ Tonight
Leave it to me Tonight
Haruna.
This happened when I got Leafy to help me.
It's a mystery to me, too.
It's not a mystery.
This is the first time I've tried this thing called "cooking."
Your first time?
It's quite interesting, isn't it?
So, Ayumu, dig in.
Eat this...?!
What else is there? Would you like to chew on a shoe instead?
T-The chopsticks are-!
You can't touch this dish with something that weak.
Hurry! Eat it before the bowl melts!
She's more worried about the bowl than me.
Hurry, hurry, drink, drink, hurry, hurry!
There's no pulse.
He's a zombie. That's not an issue.
I saw a beautiful garden of flowers, Mum.
Hey, Ayumu! You're back alive. I'm hungry.
Haruna?
Hungry.
This is the delusion of our weak-hearted protagonist, Aikawa Ayumu. (CV Minaguchi Yuko)
I'm hungry, Onii-chan!
As I was saying, this dish-
Pizza! Let's order pizza.
Oh! Isn't this Alfred Gunnerson?
Eh... Do you like that?
Yep.
Excuse me. I'll have two large seafood and mayonnaise shrimp for take out.
Ayumu, lend me the cell phone.
Ah, is this Dai-sensei? Eh?
Oh, is that so?
Who is she talking to?
Seems like it's Dai-sensei.
Dai-sensei?
He is Haruna's school teacher in Virie.
I haven't found the artefact yet.
Take care!
What is this "artefact"?
Um, if I'm not mistaken, it's called dread...
No, that's not it. I think it's called terror.
Terror?
Is it something that has a physical structure?
Of course! It's square shaped... and soft...
That was quick.
Yes, yes! I'm coming!
Aikawa Ayumu-san, right?
U-Um... Are you the pizza boy?
Pleased to meet you.
My name is Kerberos Wansard.
Well, hello, then. Wait-
A Doberman?!
I'm not a Doberman. Look.
A Megalo?
I'm a guardian of the underworld.
Well, even though I'm called a guardian,
my duty is quite the opposite.
I am there to let things enter, but stop them from leaving.
Aikawa-san, you came the underworld once,
but you've returned to this place, right?
Therefore...
You've come to drag me back to hell again?
I'm glad you understand.
Well, then...
Ayumu?
Is it a demon?
Eu.
Amazing. It healed in an instant.
I've never seen them heal so fast.
Hellscythe-sama...
Eucliwood Hellscythe-sama.
When I thought you had disappeared...
You've been here all this time?
So you were the one responsible.
You should have just told me earlier.
I forgot.
If I'd known about this, I wouldn't have come all the way here.
Do you understand what it means for Hellscythe-sama to heal you, Aikawa-san?
Excuse me?
Hellscythe-sama, you mustn't push yourself.
I'm fine. I can bear with it.
Bear with it?
I see. Well, then.
Pardon me for causing a ruckus.
I'll show myself out.
What did you come here for?
For no good reason.
Perhaps as a tip or something...
There are people who were killed nearby,
so at the very least,
I'll take their souls back to the underworld with me.
People who were killed... That means-
Don't come with me. This is my problem alone.
Eu...
I was really surprised back there.
Eh?
I never thought Hellscythe-sama would use her wisdom powers on you.
Huh?
You don't know?
Listen. In reparation for healing the wounds of others, she takes the pain onto herself.
Pain?
Basically, she would feel the same pain as you when you are wounded.
That's- Eu never said a thing about that!
That's how she shows her kindness.
An extraordinary being. The core of everything.
That's Hellscythe-sama.
For her to heal your wounds of her own will,
it means she recognises you as someone special.
I'm... special?
The scene of the crime is right over there.
How cruel...
We're too late.
The souls are no longer here.
There's been a lot of these lately.
Souls that don't come to the underworld after death.
Then, where did they go?
They were probably sacrificed.
Sacrificed?
Sacrifice. It means to be killed for tribute to something.
When a soul is sacrificed, an enormous amount of magic power is released.
Released... for whom?
I wonder; I don't know the details.
All I know is a name.
He is the so called "King of the Night".
King of the Night?
Rumours say his identity is-
Watch out!
Wha-
I can't move?!
It's the same as that other time.
I can't see his face.
Aikawa-san...
Take care of Hellscythe-sama...
You mustn't... make her sad...
Welcome back.
Where's Sera?
I see.
Eu, do you have a moment?
Final Answer?
3000 points to Harataira.
I'm a zombie, and he protected me...
He was surprisingly a good person, huh?
I'm sorry, Eu.
That must have hurt back then, didn't it?
I'm fine. I'm used to it.
I see.
Eu, tell me.
Why do you suppress your emotions?
Do I have to answer?
Yes.
No matter what?
No matter what.
The threads of fate sway and waver.
While wavering, they turn sideways and move forward.
When affected by strong magic powers, the wavering becomes larger and fiercer.
I am unstable and insecure.
The movement of my heart disrupts my magic powers.
And if that interferes with the threads of fate, it will change reality.
That's why I mustn't allow myself to show my emotions.
It was interesting.
So don't do it again.
The reason I don't say words is because they would be filled with magic.
That's why I mustn't allow myself to speak.
Haematite, not limestone...
My words are too much of a burden.
I don't even know when or what words would be transformed into power.
That's why I mustn't allow myself to utter a single word.
But hey, something like "ah" or "oh" would be fine, right?
You can't?
When my words transform into power,
I feel extreme pain in my head.
I don't want that to happen anymore.
A powerful force flows through my veins,
and my heart holds an enormous amount of magic power.
Then, Eu, your outfit is also...
The gauntlets and plate armour are for sealing my magic powers.
My powers have nothing to do with my will.
That means-
Yes. Even if I die, the magic powers will still activate.
That's just...
The culprit is mitochondria...
Hate.
You must hate me now, don't you?
Why would I?
When have I ever said I hated you?
Because if my emotions were triggered, your fate would be the one most affected, right?
If you had a monster by your side, and you found out, you'd hate me, right?
Don't say that! I don't see a monster anywhere!
There is only a kind girl sitting here!
Is it all right for me to stay with you?
Eu. It's all right to smile when you want to smile.
Fate or whatever, I'll do something about it.
Is it all right for me to stay with you?
Even if it's the king of terror or a nuclear missile, I'll take it on.
I'm with you. Don't go anywhere. Stay with me.
If that's the price I have to pay to be with Eu, that's nothing!
Bring it on!
What is that?
But this is a bit beyond what I'd imagined.
That's a...
...Triple A Class Megalo,
the unwinning loser - Shironaga!
unwinning
loser
undefeated
champion
Please don't cause unwanted damage with your reckless actions,
you damn insect.
Hurry up and defeat Shironaga, already.
Don't make it sound so simple!
Hurry and become a Masou-Shoujo.
You won't be able to fight like this.
It guess I don't have a choice.
If I'm not mistaken, the incantation is...
Nomobuyo oshi hashitawa dokeda gunmicha de ribura!
Don't worry. I said I'd do something about it, right?
Go, Ayumu!
For my sake! And only my sake!
Ayumu.
Your outfit really disgusts me.
It's very, very disgusting.
Regarding that, I apologise. You don't need to say it twice. I get it!
But if I'm not like this, I can't fly!
What are you doing? Hurry up and defeat it.
How do I defeat it?
Damn it!
It'll die if you cut off its head!
The head, you say...
It's too thick.
As this rate, the town will be crushed.
Leave it to the genius Masou-Shoujo, Haruna-chan!
Haruna!
It's so heavy...
Now is your chance!
It's a bit reckless, but let's give it a try.
Sera!
Yes?
Can you make your sword bigger?
It's possible.
But what do you plan on doing?
Make an incision on Shironaga's neck.
I'll do something about it afterwards.
I understand.
I will place my trust in your abilities.
Despite you cross-dressing in a trash bag and being a damned insect,
I place my trust in your abilities.
200... 300... 400...
As expected of being a Masou-Shoujo... I can still go further.
Secret Technique: Swallow Reversal!
Here I come!
750... 800... !
Ayumu?
860... 900... a little more!
The dress is getting cuter and cuter.
950... 980...
Stop it! Ayumu!
You won't get any cuter than that!
1000%!
What the hell is this?!
Hurry up, you damn insect!
Hold on, you two!
Here I come!
All right!
hizashi mabushii gogo kaaten hiite
日差しまぶしい午後 カーテン引いて
As the sun shines radiantly in the afternoon, I pull back the curtain.
suyasuya nemuru anata no negao wo mitsumete
スヤスヤ眠る あなたの寝顔を見つめて
I stare at your sleeping face, as you snooze away.
nanika goyou desu ka? toikaketemo me wo fuseru kimi
何か御用ですか? 問いかけても 目を伏せる君
Do you want something? Even as if I ask, you cast your eyes down.
boku no kao nani ga tsuiteru?
僕の顔 何か付いてる?
Is there something on my face?
ano ko mitaku ooki na koe de warai aetanara
あの娘みたく 大きな声で笑い合えたなら
Looking after that kid, if we came together to laugh loudly,
sukoshi chikadzukeru no futari furete mitai yo
少し近づけるの ふたり 触れてみたいよ
It's like we're touching a little closer together.
sono te ni
その手に
In those hands...
dokimaki douyou wo kakusenai
ドギマギ 動揺を隠せない
...don't hide your trembling nervousness.
nandaka ki ni naru kimi dakara
なんだか気になる 君だから
I'm a bit worried because of you.
me to me ga au dake demo
目と目が 合うだけでも
Even if our eyes only meet,
hazukashii
恥ずかしい
It's embarrassing.
hajimete no futarikiri houkago no yuuhi kirei da ne
初めての二人きり 放課後の夕日 キレイだね
Together for the first time, the setting sun is beautiful after school, right?
kimi to dakara nano kana?
君とだからなのかな?
I wonder if it's because I'm with you.
kidzuite zonbi sama
気づいてゾンビさま
I realise, Zombie-sama.
LOVE yori LIKE dane!
LOVEよりLIKEだね！
It's more "like" than "love"!
I-It's not like... I came here to take your orders or anything!
Next Episode: 「Yes, it's a Kyotofu~」
Tsundere
Cafe
Let me teach you an easy way to make a harem.
Make a friend who is surrounded by girls!
Speaking of which... my heartfelt close friend!
You're annoying! Extremely annoying!
Should I make you into a member of the harem?!
Say yes, please!