Nomobuyo oshi hashitawa dokeda gunmicha de ribura!
Genius Masou-Shoujo, Haruna-chan!
Mystletainn Kick!
That's not a kick!
That's definitely not a kick!
After fighting, I'm always...
Uh... hungry.
M-My beloved pudding is a Megalo?!
How impudent.
I'll take care of you scrumptiously!
I'm digging in!
Eh?
Take this and th-
I-I can't cut it.
The pudding...
I can't eat it...
Pudding...
I wanna eat it...
Good morning, Hellscythe-dono.
Good morning.
I'm Aikawa Ayumu.
What good weather, don't you think?
It feels like today is going to be another bad day.
I'm a zombie.
Also, I'm a Masou-Shoujo.
Yes, I have twin tails.
tsuki ga egakidashita shirueeto
月が描き出した シルエット
The moon has been drawn within the silhouette
kanzenmuketsu no tenshi sanjou
完全無欠の 天使参上
Flawless calling of an angel
cute na body miyo everybody
CuteなBody 見よeverybody
Everybody look at this cute body
bonyarishiteru jikan wa nai no
ぼんやりしてる 時間はないの
No time for absent-mindedness
manneri na yoru ni haaku shichau
マンネリな夜に hackしちゃう
Hack through the dull night
kiwadoi rain (dou saretai)
きわどいline (どうされたい)
Dangerous line (How do you want to do it?)
guudo dezain (nani ga hoshii?)
グッドデザイン (何が欲しい?)
Good design (What do you want?)
suki wo nogasanaide mujaki na kiba wo muku
スキを逃さないで 無邪気な牙をむく
Without losing the chance, I bare my innocent fangs
hora anata no sugu ushiro
ほらアナタのすぐ後ろ
Look, directly behind you
tsubasa ga nakutemo kono jumon ga aru
つばさが無くても この呪文がある
Even without wings, we have this spell
bokutachi naraba kinou yori takaku toberu
僕達ならば 昨日より 高く飛べる
If it's us, we can jump higher than yesterday
chiisana hoshi no chiisana himegoto
小さな星の 小さな秘め事
A small star's tiny secret
daremo shiranai himitsu no kiiwaado
誰も知らない 秘密のキーワード
Nobody knows the secret's keyword
ma-ka-se-te tonight
魔 力 セ テ Tonight
Leave it to me Tonight
For today, are fried eggs okay?
TL Note: "Medama" (目玉) literally means "eyeball".
Sure. If you're serious, I'll gouge them right out of your head.
I asked if "fried eggs" were all right.
TL Note: While "Medamayaki" (目玉焼き) means "fried eggs".
Then say so from the beginning.
How misleading.
You're the one who's misleading.
There are lots of weird things in this house.
Yeah, my parents keep sending things here from various countries.
Leaving their beloved son here, where could they be travelling to...
Ah, so that's why you've had such a good deplorable upbringing.
Please don't mix the words "good" and "deplorable" together.
Last one, lucky!
I couldn't eat it in my dream.
Time to exterminate this-
Secret Technique: Swallow Reversal.
Why are you playing, too?
I am Hellscythe-dono's servant.
So this is two on one?
Bring it on.
I'll win and give half to Hellscythe-dono.
So you're not giving me all of it.
If you want it that badly, why not just go buy some more?
Anyway, it's Ayumu's fault for not buying enough.
Speaking of that damn bug,
there's good weather today.
I wonder if he made it to school safely.
He had an umbrella, so he's probably fine.
Walking around in broad daylight despite being a zombie...
That's what you call an idiot.
He won't die.
When I first met him, he didn't die even when I cut him in half.
I was shocked.
Instead of being human, he's more like planaria.
TL Note: Planaria are non-parasitic flatworms of the biological family Planariidae.
Are you all right, Aikawa-kun?
I'm fine, I'm fine.
The thing is, I don't really like heat.
Ah! What a coincidence. There's something in my pocket.
I have morning duty, so I'm busy.
Oh yeah! I won these in a draw yesterday!
Sorry, I'm not interested.
There were two tickets. Could this be fate?
You're gross.
Bowling?
That's right. I'm inviting you since we're such good friends.
Poor you. No one wanted to go with you, huh?
I got tired of flirting with girls.
More like, going out with girls is so normal that it's boring.
Stop! They can all hear you!
It's a shame to let these tickets I won go to waste, so-
That's enough. Let's go bowling together.
Secret Technique: Swallow Reversal.
It's impossible to remove any more blocks.
How naïve, leaf lady. To a genius, there's no such thing as...
...impossible!
There's not a single block that can be removed now.
So this means I win, right?
But if I recall, this game is decided by losing.
What the hell?! Next, next!
Checkmate!
How naïve.
Hiken Tsubamegaeshi (Secret Sword Technique)
Ron!
Counter Revolution!
I'm impressed.
Who would've thought you had that up your sleeve?
Intense.
Right foot, blue.
I've been meaning to ask... Why are you staying here?
Huh?
It's because I had my magic powers sucked away by him, of course.
I don't understand. Can a mere zombie do something like that?
He's odd.
Everything I hear makes him sound like a strange little pervert.
Does Hellscythe-dono have any idea?
It's fun to watch.
Oh, it's almost lunchtime.
Let's order take out.
Let's have sushi, on Ayumu's tab.
Approved ♥
Eh? Masked set?
You wanted this?
The clerks recommended it very passionately, so...
It's not like I'm the only person who bought one.
Aikawa, that part of you makes you such a kid.
Really?
As if girls would be pleased with a mask like that.
Being a kid is fine only once in a while.
Have to always play it cool.
Got it?
It has to be grown up girls.
The one wearing uniforms are too childish. It's just not right.
My chest feels like it's about to burst.
Oh, God. I don't care whatever happens to me...
If it means he'll be saved, then...
Hey, take a look over there.
All right! How's that?
Did you see that just now?
Don't you think that group's on a totally different level?
Why are they even here?
That girl has an amazing figure.
Despite having such long hair, it's well-kept.
She must be some magazine model.
I wonder...
Her panties are... pure white.
White panty.
Huh?
She's bold at work, but has a pure heart.
My analysis has no faults.
That girl has refreshing stripes.
How can you possibly know?
My desire.
Her aura is just so different, compared to the girls in school.
I'll stand it up.
Even for me, it's almost too amazing to bear.
But, why is that girl wearing armour?
I see! She cosplays for her photoshoots!
Underneath the armour is...
...a black G-string thong.
I want be closer to you, señor.
It's señorita.
You delusional maniac.
If he finds out that I'm living with them...
I'd be in big trouble.
You didn't consult the school?
You were hiding beautiful girls in your home?!
You damn perverted harem bastard!
Orito's fragile heart wouldn't be able to take it.
I'm going to the washroom.
But you just went.
For a long time, too...
It's your turn first. Go throw it already.
Ah, yeah...
Hey you.
Are you even listening to me?
I said it's your turn to throw.
Ah, yeah... It's fine, it's fine.
What is fine?
Hey!
Face this way!
Is that girl waving at me?
It's just your imagination! Your delusion!
No, there's no mistaking it.
Cute girls just can't leave me alone, after all.
Look, look.
I said look over here!
That girl is coming this way!
She's here!
Young lady, if you'd like, would you care to-
I called you, didn't I?
Answer me, Ayumu.
Ayumu?
Eh? Hey.
No.
I am...
Masked Ayumu!
A mandarin orange's sinew should be removed.
If you eat squid, you'll ruin your stomach.
I am...
Masked Ayumu!
Masked... what?
Shit! I said Ayumu!
I have no choice but to feign ignorance now!
But Haruna is quite skilled at doing that, too.
How should I feign ignorance?
Ayumu.
Ayumu, why do you have that thing over your face?
It's gross.
It's hopeless now.
I don't even get a chance to feign my ignorance.
A-Aikawa...
You... by any chance... know these girls?
Do I know them? I wonder...
Why are you answering my question with a question?!
Say it! Spit it out!
Ah, it's fine if you leave the mask on.
Your grossness would show otherwise.
Is that so...
So you do know them!
What's your relationship with these girls?
We live at his place.
You replied without a second thought?!
Aikawa, what happened?
Uh... huh? I didn't tell you?
To be honest, it happened so suddenly, and with all the commotion...
Don't try to fool me.
N-No...
Explain!
Just leave it alone.
How to put it... It's shocking...
For you to be hiding things from me...
When you say that, I feel a little bad,
but I honestly just didn't want to get you involved.
I'm sorry.
It's fine. It's fine already.
Orito.
So...
How many heart-throbbing moments have there been?
Hey... What are you looking at?
Oh Onii-chan, you ecchi-skechy one touchy.
TL Note : Ecchi(H); the H in Hentai, means pervert
You're the one who asked me to teach you.
You per-vert.
This is Yokoshima Orito's delusion. (CV Kaneda Tomoko)
Want dinner? Or a bath? I can have a bath with you, right?
Shit! Shit, shit, shit!
Are you okay?
He's probably not okay.
I'm jealous!
I envy you so much!
Aikawa!
No, if in the 1 in 10,000...
No, more like, 1 in 100,000,000 chance something like that happened,
I'd be treated like a sandbag.
If you can bear with it, then it'd be awesome!
No, don't misunderstand me here.
I don't mean being beaten like a sandbag.
I meant my body would become shaped like a sandbag.
Well? Do you understand now?
But in a way, I'm still jealous.
You...
It's a duel! Aikawa!
Huh?
If I win, I shall live in your house from today on!
I don't understand.
Prepare yourself!
Yay!
You're good. You're really good, Aikawa.
It's because I'm a zombie.
I can't see anything through my tears.
What a taxing person.
He is Ayumu's friend.
A formidable opponent.
You've got mail 1 item
Let's play
You're not coming today?
It's so boring!
It's a girl.
It must be a girl.
Profiling.
What's this? You do have one. A girlfriend that is.
No, this is...
Why do I have to come with you?
If you're here, Kyouko would be happy.
Really?
Yes.
Every time I visit her, she says she wants to see you.
Why do you get all the girls?
How would I know?
Aikawa...
Hm?
Kyouko is like a little sister to me.
If you do anything weird, I won't let it go.
Fine, fine.
So, why is this Kyouko-chan hospitalised?
Kyouko is...
...a victim of that serial killing spree.
Yes, come on in.
Yo! How are you feeling?
Orito-senpai!
A-Aikawa-san...!
Hey Kyouko, I said you should have a twintail hairstyle, didn't I?
Seriously, Aikawa has a thing for twintails, you know.
Don't make things up!
I didn't think Aikawa-san would really come...
I'll do it right now-
Um, Aikawa-san, do you remember me?
You went to middle school with her, right?
I'm sorry, but I don't remember.
I'm really sorry.
No, it's totally fine.
Oh, it's done.
How is it, Aikawa?
Isn't she cute?
Yeah, she's super cute.
Really?
Yeah.
Ah, here. I bought it on my way here.
Thank you so much.
How are your wounds?
Most of them have healed already.
Actually, I...
Hm?
Once I'm discharged from the hospital, I'll be going to my grandfather's place in Kyoto.
I see.
So, Orito-senpai, thank you so much for bringing Aikawa-san here.
What are you being so polite for?
To me, it's as if you're my own little sister.
Yeah.
I'll put those flowers in a vase for you.
Ah... Please do.
I'll leave her with you for a bit, then.
Sure.
I'm really glad to meet you.
Ah, thanks.
Um, sorry for bringing this up,
but did you see the face of your attacker?
If you did, then even if it's just a little bit,
I want to know.
Sorry.
No, it's fine.
Actually, I... saw.
You did?
Really?
What kind of a person was it?
I'm a bit excited.
Yes, a young girl's twintails.
I meant, because I'm narrowing down my case.
Blue. She had really pretty blue eyes.
Her age must be around the same as mine, I think.
Um, it can't be, but...
...did she happen to have an odd gauntlet here and silky silver straight hair?
Yes. Yes, I think so.
With that description,
only one person comes to mind.
Shit.
What is going on?
Could it be that you know the culprit?
Um, Aikawa-san.
Y-Yeah...
I thought I did, but it must be someone else.
Please tell me about that person!
About the culprit who killed my dad and mum!
The person I know is this expressionless, speechless person.
I think it's that person.
Are you okay?
Yes.
Um, your face is red, too, senpai.
Do you have a fever?
No, it's actually because of your...
...but I can't say that.
I'm glad. You don't seem to have a fever.
A wooden sword?
Ah, this?
This was entrusted to me by my grandfather.
He said that because I saw the culprit, she might come after me again.
I see.
That person, the culprit,
it seemed like she felt nothing about killing people.
Just expressionless like that... I'm scared.
It can't be. Could the culprit be...
Secret Technique: Swallow Reversal.
You're pretty good, leaf lady.
Your posture is quite nice, as well.
The pudding is mine!
That's my line.
As if I'll let you have it!
I was the one who found it in the first place!
You and that pudding... You're not ready yet!
hizashi mabushii gogo kaaten hiite
日差しまぶしい午後 カーテン引いて
As the sun shines radiantly in the afternoon, I pull back the curtain.
suyasuya nemuru anata no negao wo mitsumete
スヤスヤ眠る あなたの寝顔を見つめて
I stare at your sleeping face, as you snooze away.
nanika goyou desu ka? toikaketemo me wo fuseru kimi
何か御用ですか? 問いかけても 目を伏せる君
Do you want something? Even as if I ask, you cast your eyes down.
boku no kao nani ga tsuiteru?
僕の顔 何か付いてる?
Is there something on my face?
ano ko mitaku ooki na koe de warai aetanara
あの娘みたく 大きな声で笑い合えたなら
Looking after that kid, if we came together to laugh loudly,
sukoshi chikadzukeru no futari furete mitai yo
少し近づけるの ふたり 触れてみたいよ
It's like we're touching a little closer together.
sono te ni
その手に
In those hands...
dokimaki douyou wo kakusenai
ドギマギ 動揺を隠せない
...don't hide your trembling nervousness.
nandaka ki ni naru kimi dakara
なんだか気になる 君だから
I'm a bit worried because of you.
me to me ga au dake demo
目と目が 合うだけでも
Even if our eyes only meet,
hazukashii
恥ずかしい
It's embarrassing.
hajimete no futarikiri houkago no yuuhi kirei da ne
初めての二人きり 放課後の夕日 キレイだね
Together for the first time, the setting sun is beautiful after school, right?
kimi to dakara nano kana?
君とだからなのかな?
I wonder if it's because I'm with you.
kidzuite zonbi sama
気づいてゾンビさま
I realise, Zombie-sama.
LOVE yori LIKE dane!
LOVEよりLIKEだね！
It's more "like" than "love"!
This shop's No. 1!
Aikawa Ayumu-chan
I'm also getting abused!
I'm rubbing my sensitive place.
Say it clearly; I'll be a prisoner!!!
Customers should also test it out please.
Charm Point
Menacing power of regeneration
(16 years old)
Previous Job: Zombie Place of Birth: Tokyo
Personality: Shy Type: Sadist
Please look...
...at the real me.
Ayumu
Next episode: "Wait, I'm shining?"
Loli busty young frail characters are so awesome!
Senpai.
More.
Senpai.
More!
Senpai!
More!
Senpai, you're gross. Almost as gross as Orito-senpai.
Shall I make you have twintails?